When Greed Invites Calamity
‘… What the hell is this guy thinking?’
He lowered his head, swallowed the noodles in one gulp, and secretly glanced up to check Hanbin’s reaction.
They had been studying together for two months and had done countless unspeakable things together, yet the two of them still didn’t know each other properly.
In Hanbin’s position, he was desperately trying to calm down by thinking of the national anthem while hiding his erection, and in Jian’s position, she was relieved that this guy wasn’t completely unreasonable.
It made her embarrassed and awkward, but since Hanbin accepted it well, it felt like they had been doing well so far.
She had to admit that she was somewhat grateful.
‘It’s not like I don’t appreciate it.’
Jian didn’t stop chewing and swallowed it all at once, thinking that even though it was her own boiled ramen, it was surprisingly well cooked despite the personal evaluation of it being a bit under-salted.
And then Hanbin opened his mouth.
“Kimchi tastes good?”
“… I made it myself. That one.”
“Somehow. At least it tastes better than our house kimchi. Really.”
“Even if you praise it like that, you don’t plan to make it for me again?”
“Who’s asking me to make it again?”
Hanbin smirked and picked up the bowl, eating it with his head down.
The conversation flowed like this, but Hanbin felt some genuine gratitude. Yesterday he had poked her a lot, but that was only because of the mission.
It was better not to dwell on last night’s events for mental health.
He had learned from a message yesterday that Hanbin’s birthday was coming up soon. He couldn’t just ignore the two hundred thousand won in the account…
He thought about buying a gift.
Since they were friends, he should at least prepare a gift.
Seo Jian thought that.
Her birthday had been in January, so it had already passed, but later after the exam, when next year came, she could return the favor to Kim Hanbin. Well, he probably did well on the exam too.
‘… But, will we still be doing missions together until then?’
Suddenly this thought came to her.
If they still did missions together until then, what kind of missions would they do together. Would they still stay in a ‘friend’ relationship?
… Maybe.
Unexpected weird thoughts popped into her head. Jian shook her head vigorously and put down her chopsticks with a clatter on the table.
“Already finished eating?”
“… You, do as you like. Leave some if you want, or if you need more rice, tell me.”
“No, I don’t need to give you any. If I need it, I’ll scoop it myself. I can just eat the rice in the pot.”
“What? What’s with all this? You even say such thoughtful things.”
“… Just scoop it for me. I won’t do anything weird, so just scoop it for me.”
Jian got up from her seat and went to the kitchen. Then she picked up a spatula and came back with it.
“You scoop it yourself. Here, the spatula.”
She burst into laughter at the same time.
Jian finished cleaning up the table and came out to the living room sofa. Since they ate together, this got them one hundred thousand won in pocket money. The birthday gift for Kim Hanbin could be bought with this money.
Thinking this, she leisurely scrolled through her phone.
But oh no!
Hanbin got up to scoop the rice, but his toe caught on the corner of the table leg properly! Losing balance, he fell with a thud! The chair overturned backwards and he fell to the floor.
By the way, the bowl of ramen broth he had scooped earlier fell to the floor and landed on Hanbin’s clothes with a clunk.
Because he was wearing white clothes, it became a complete mess.
“…….”
“… Hey, are you okay?”
Jian approached with worried eyes.
“It’s embarrassing as hell. Really….”
In this absurd situation, they had to change clothes. What clothes? The old clothes of Seo Jian that were stuffed in the corner.
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“Just go home quickly like this.”
“If I send you like that, you’ll feel uncomfortable. Find clothes you can wear and change. I can’t do laundry? If I’m caught, it’s over.”
Seo Jian rummaging through the deepest drawer.
And in the middle of the room, Kim Hanbin stands there blankly, looking down at the scene.
“Eh? Here it was. I think I put it here.”
Then, feeling frustrated, he pulled out a bunch of clothes at once, along with a bra with lots of decorations that came with it. Suddenly, something unexpected popped out, and he hurriedly put it back inside and hid it.
He turned his head and shot at Hanbin.
“Hey, is this something mom put in? It’s not mine, right?!”
“… I didn’t say anything.”
“I bet you thought about it. Damn it.”
“…….”
Since that day yesterday, he couldn’t look at her as just ‘friends’ anymore. Every moment like this made him want to die.
For Hanbin, it was like he was managing to hold back his erection.
“Stop staring at my room.”
“Should I just leave? Or close my eyes for real.”
“Ah, I get it. That’s what you mean.”
Of course, Jian’s room wasn’t particularly special.
Originally, just because she became this body, she didn’t suddenly decorate it like a girl’s room. There were some cosmetics her mom or sister forced on her, scattered on the table...
But she didn’t really care about those things. If it was women’s underwear or pads, maybe, but anyway.
It was a plain room at first glance.
“Wow, there’s a lot of dust. Still, it’s fine.”
Then, after coughing for a while, she took out a set of churining (underwear) top and bottom.
“Wear this?”
“The ramen broth is drawn on the clothes like a map, so wearing that to go out is embarrassing. Wear this and come home for a bit, or go to the library, whatever you want.”
If it stopped here, it would be fine.
If she just ate the ramen, changed the clothes that got dirty with broth, and left, she could be satisfied with the one hundred thousand won.
But suddenly, some wind blew in.
Seo Jian said this.
“If it’s that uncomfortable, take a shower.”
“…….”
Staring at Jian with a puzzled look.
When their eyes met, her ears got hot, she turned her head away and hit the bed next to her for no reason.
“What, why.”
“I thought you were saying let’s shower together.”
“Who, who would shower together?! If you’re showering, do it alone!”
Hanbin made a calming gesture with his hand as if to say calm down, and took a few steps back.
“No, I mean, I thought you were talking about that bonus mission.”
“…….”
The funny thing about the relationship between these two was,
Normally, seeing just a bra like now caused a big fuss, but when the word ‘mission’ came up, no matter what they did, it concluded that ‘the mission is the mission’ like WWE, even if it looked rough on the surface.
It was all fake show.
So.
The relationship between Seo Jian and Kim Hanbin was like WWE.
At least, to Seo Jian, it was.
Since she already had over two hundred thousand won, she didn’t need to be greedy, but because she was tempted by just ten thousand won more.
“There are sleeping masks at home.”
“If you want to use it, use it. I have to receive one hundred thousand won.”
“… You won’t do anything weird, right?”
“Me? When have you seen me do anything weird?”
Seo Jian had been like this so far, and Hanbin too until yesterday. Until she poked her thoroughly yesterday.
‘Hah. Is this real?’
Jian didn’t look like a woman.
She didn’t show it, and decided to use these missions to the fullest. Maybe enjoy it since she was doing it anyway?
She had some expectations when she came to this house.
Maybe they could shower together.
Since she couldn’t know her inner thoughts, Jian just let it slide nicely.
“Put on the sleeping mask and go in first, take off your clothes.”
“Take off and come in?”
“Ah, forget it. Just go in first. Hurry!”
She pushed Hanbin into the bathroom and slammed the door.
And slapped her cheek with her palm.
‘… Is he crazy?’
It was always like this.
Before doing it, enthusiasm, but when it came to doing it, she got embarrassed, and eventually did it till the end.
‘Just in case, hide the shoes too.’
She quickly went to the entrance and put Hanbin’s shoes in the corner of the shoe rack.
It wouldn’t happen, but if they showered and family came home, it was a disaster. Even if she hid the shoes, it would be over at that point...
But,
‘It won’t happen.’
Mom was busy preparing breakfast at the store, and sister Seo Jihyun was at school.
“Hey, are you done taking off?”
“Eek!”
“Sleeping mask on?”
“Eek!”
This was what kind of conversation was this?
But Jian finally calmed down and took off her clothes. She took off her bra and panties too and hung them roughly on the chair.
The reason she didn’t go in to take them off was because she didn’t want Hanbin to hear the sound of her taking off clothes and think something weird. Because he got erect just from hugging her.
Clang.
She opened the bathroom door.
Looking inside, she could see the body of a man completely naked.
“…….”
“…….”
She closed her eyes tightly as soon as she saw it.
“G, go to the corner.”
“Sorry, I can’t see in front.”
“…….”
She let out a small laugh.
And at the same time, she felt relieved. Ah, anyway, he can’t see me… She thought, and stepped into the bathroom in a somewhat awkward pose.
Covering her chest with her left arm, and her crotch with her right hand...
“Ca, can’t see?”
“… Nothing is visible.”
“T, then, let’s wash quickly. Just wetting the water might be acceptable.”
She straightened her waist and brought her hands forward.
“Turn on the water.”
“Uh.”
Swaaaa—
Water poured from the shower hanging on the wall.
The bathroom wasn’t very spacious, so it was a distance where skin could easily touch. Moreover, in a bathroom without a bathtub, standing side by side would make their figures clearly visible in the mirror, and it was just two naked man and woman.
As she looked at the mirror, she felt a bit embarrassed and unconsciously lowered her gaze.
But when she lowered her gaze, naturally, the penis sticking out subtly from the lower right of her body came into view.
“Ah, hurry! Don’t raise your crotch!”
“But this is… unavoidable part….”
“I can’t do it. There’s an earplug in the room too? I’ll bring that, so don’t move.”
But even if she covered ears and eyes, would the erection subside? It was fortunate if it didn’t get more excited. The only way to calm it down in a shower together was to ejaculate.
Any way.
But since there was no separate mission, there was no reason to pull out, and she didn’t plan to let him do it alone, so the best for Jian was to ignore it.
‘If he’s erect next to me, it’s because of me!’
It was the same old denial of reality.
Jian turned on the water, holding the door handle of the bathroom. To bring the mom’s earplug from the room, as I said earlier.
But before that.
Click, click, click, click.
The sound of the door opening from the entrance.
“……?!”
Clang!
The moment she closed the bathroom door again,
“What? Sister hasn’t left yet?”
Her sister’s voice came from outside the door.
And quickly, she grabbed Hanbin’s hand who was trying to take off the sleeping mask for some reason, and whispered softly in his ear.
“Take it off. For real.”
“… Is it okay?”
“Mo. Mo. ra. It’s over.”
She didn’t have time to worry about skinship. Because just now, her nipple brushed against Hanbin’s arm and he didn’t react at all.
Fortunately, she had hidden the shoes in advance.
Jian held out hope and shouted outside the door.
“Why, why are you coming so fast?”
“Eh? I took a half-day off today. I told the teacher I wasn’t feeling well and came. What? Did you eat ramen? I can boil some ramen too?”
“… You said it’s spicy?”
“It was an excuse. Excuse.”
“Are you staying home?”
“What are you asking so much?”
And the sound of footsteps approaching the door.
Jian, thinking she made a mistake, bit her lip anxiously.
Soon, Seo Jihyun knocked on the door.
“Are you showering now?”
“… Uh. I’m going to shower and then to the library.”
“Hmm. Okay. Since I already ate, I can boil only mine, right?”
“Uh, uh. Do as you like. Do as you like.”
Swaaaa—
The two standing silently in the bathroom under the water.
Thirty minutes passed and they were still like this.
“Sister! Are you not coming out?!”
“… Uh! Uh! I’m, I’m coming out soon!”
And another thirty minutes.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
“Sister! I need to use the bathroom!”
“Go to the room bathroom!”
“There, the toilet is broken!”
It was really, no answer situation.
