Just Eat and Go
While imagining my friends, especially Seo Jian, and thinking only about how good it would feel to hit her, I ended up doing the deed. Eventually the climax came late.
The tissue was soaked through with semen and torn to shreds.
Not only that. The semen was so thick that it sprayed everywhere.
When I tore the tissue to wipe it, wouldn’t it be strange if the climax didn’t come?
“…Where the hell did it fly to?”
Where was I supposed to throw this?
If I put it in the trash, I’d be openly telling my family I jerked off. Of course, the smart move was to secretly toss it in the toilet. I wrapped the tissue thickly and slipped it into my pocket. Someone might be shocked, but what could I do?
Grasping it in my fist and going out was risky, and throwing it out the window would be a nuisance.
So I pretended to take out laundry, naturally left the room, passed the bathroom, and tossed the tissue bundle into the toilet before flushing it. While I was at it, I checked the cabinet for an extra towel in case I’d be washing soon.
At that moment, my father called me.
I tensed up just in case I looked strange, but the story my father told was completely different.
“How’s your studying these days?”
“…Yeah. W-well, it’s okay.”
“What do you mean okay? I’m asking, so answer confidently. Your dad was thinking of giving you pocket money because he’s in a good mood, but your reaction isn’t very enthusiastic?”
The tension faded for a moment, but the word “pocket money” perked me right up. Even if I’d earned some extra cash from missions these days, there was no reason to refuse the money from my dad.
“What’s there to say? I finished both SAT subjects today.”
I answered confidently, but the substance was different.
Because of Seo Jian, my erection hadn’t gone down all day, so while I was sitting there, I couldn’t do anything properly except study SAT.
Still, thanks to my improved memory, just looking at the book felt like studying.
I didn’t know how effective this was, but at least I solved the problems well. Normally, the more problems you solve and the more circles you draw, the more satisfied you feel.
But compared to my mother, our father, who knows a bit about the entrance exam...
“…You didn’t just do SAT all day, right?”
“Ah, haha! Math is of course the basics!”
I only glanced at the past papers for about an hour in the morning.
At this piercing question, cold sweat ran down my back.
“Yeah, whatever. Since my big son is studying hard on his own, I have to believe that. We’ll see the scores in June. Got it?”
“…Yeah, got it. Got it.”
After saying that, he took out his phone and did something, and immediately a vibration rang on my phone.
A whopping 200,000 won had been deposited.
“Your younger brother gave it to you earlier today. This time the bonus came out quite generously. I could give more, but since you’re a repeat examinee, this is what I’ll give. If you want more, go to university.”
“No. This is already a lot. I’ll use it well.”
And then my mother came out to the living room after finishing the dishes.
“Your father. He’s been too excited lately. After hearing that the doctor said he’s okay, he’s all worked up. Even today, he was going to drink cola openly.”
“Tell your father to stop nagging you.”
“Since your body has improved a bit from before, it’s only natural to be more careful, right? Really.”
“No. Isn’t it possible to drink a sip of cola after a long time? He says he’ll drink just one glass, but he’s causing a ruckus in the neighborhood.”
“Tell your father to find and send some videos of dialysis patients right now.”
“……”
This is not even a proxy war.
I was suddenly sandwiched in this.
I just nodded vaguely and quietly returned to the room.
I need to wash. Hmm.
Since it wasn’t fighting in UFC, it wasn’t a big deal. After waiting a bit, when I came out, it was the daily routine of sitting side by side watching TV.
Suddenly, the reward for today’s mission came to mind.
Kim Hanbin — A good thing happens to the family
Was the bonus my father received also a reward?
Because the sentence itself was too ambiguous, I couldn’t be sure if this was really a mission reward. Well, this was also a good thing, and if another good thing happened, it would be even better.
Anyway, as a result, I got 200,000 won in pocket money.
I opened the drawer and took out the change of clothes, shorts, and underwear.
“Speaking of which, Jian said 150,000 won.”
Although we did the mission together, the rewards were different. It would be envious, but after finishing the mission, I didn’t really feel like arguing about it.
For me, the only hard part was that my pants got tight because I was erect from poking with my finger, and for Jian...
She must have been very embarrassed.
The difficulty was different from the start.
It was fortunate that when we made the contract, we agreed not to haggle over the rewards from the beginning. It prevented me from having vain thoughts.
And then, as if the tiger comes when called, a message arrived from Seo Jian.
[Seo Jian: What are you doing?]
[Me: ]
I was about to reply, but the events from earlier today came to mind.
Ugh, this is driving me crazy.
I shouldn’t be thinking this.
I swept my hair back in frustration.
[Seo Jian: I read the message saying what are you doing]
This guy, is he already okay?
I really can’t read her easily.
I pressed the keypad and sent the message.
[Me: I’m going to wash now]
[Seo Jian: Right now?]
[Me: I was going to, right?]
[Seo Jian: Are you just holding the phone and going into the bathroom?]
[Me: What now?]
[Seo Jian: It’s gross to imagine you taking off your clothes while talking on the phone, right?]
“…Tsk.”
I didn’t say “now that.”
If I became conscious of this, it would become pointless even talking about friends, but since she wanted to do that, I had to. Anyway, the one who was having a hard time was this guy.
I sat on the bed with a thud and tapped the keypad.
[Me: Do you have anything to talk about?]
[Seo Jian: We have to talk about how to do the bonus mission. Aren’t you going to do it since they’re giving money?]
[Me: Are you going to?]
[Seo Jian: They say they’ll give 100,000 won each if we just eat at home and go. What’s the reason not to?]
[Me: Then whose house?]
[Seo Jian: Yours?]
[Me: My mom is there]
The read receipt disappeared immediately, but no reply came right away. Did she want to come to our house? But my mom didn’t leave the house.
I didn’t care, but it was a problem for Jian.
[Seo Jian: Don’t go to the study room right after tomorrow morning, come to our house instead. Mom is going to the store, and Jihyun is going to school, so no one is home. I told you the apartment address last time, remember?]
[Me: Sorry, I really don’t remember]
[Seo Jian: --]
When connected with Seo Jian...
At that time, the apartment address I vaguely heard.
Since I thought there would be no need to go, I didn’t write it down. I didn’t know it would happen this way.
Ding dong. Ding dong~
Thanks to waiting in front of the intercom, as soon as the sound rang, I quickly turned off the doorbell sound. And then I ran to the entrance and opened the door for Seo Jian.
“Wow, you’re here?”
“…Is it okay to come in?”
Hanbin peeked his head through the door gap.
If I was tense, I should be the one tense, why was Kim Hanbin tense? She answered bluntly.
“What are you going to eat me for? No one is here, so just come in quickly.”
“Then. Excuse me….”
“No one is here.”
In Hanbin’s eyes, the back of Jian going inside was captured. Her outfit was much more comfortable than the clothes she usually wore at the study room.
Instead of black tracksuit pants, loose gray shorts down to the knees, and a gray t-shirt that looked quite oversized.
I don’t know if she was conscious of it, but...
In Hanbin’s eyes, the bra straps kept showing up.
“By the way, is this the clothes I wore when I was Seo Jiwon?”
It was quite large clothes, so much so that it was noticeable. But it wasn’t said out loud. The moment I saw Seo Jian, my lower body bled, so I was taking off my shoes awkwardly while singing the national anthem to not get caught.
Jian, who didn’t know that, sat Hanbin on the living room sofa and went to the kitchen.
“Don’t keep rolling your eyes around and sit quietly. Got it?”
“Are you telling me to close my eyes?”
“If you do that, it’s even better.”
Jian opened the fridge door with a bang.
While rolling her eyes around, thinking what to make, in fact, because of what happened yesterday, every time she looked at Hanbin, her face flushed.
The reason she was trying so hard not to show it,
It’s simple.
Kim Hanbin and Seo Jian are basically “same-sex friends.” Jian was holding on with just this mindset.
To not make her mom think weird things when she came to visit the “same-sex friend” house, while her mom went to the store and Jihyun went to school, for about 20 minutes until Hanbin came, how much she walked around the room.
To not have weird thoughts if she saw the pads in the bathroom cabinet, she took them all out and put them in the drawer.
To not have weird thoughts if she saw women’s underwear on the laundry line, she sorted all the dry ones and put her mom’s and sister’s underwear in their respective drawers.
Originally, since I had organized laundry before I became this body, it wasn’t strange.
Even the family frames in the living room were moved to the bedroom.
Then, the bedroom, the younger sister’s room, and my room were all locked.
“What do you want to eat?”
“Really? I just thought of ramen and came.”
“……”
That’s how it is.
Jian closed the fridge again.
Originally, the fridge only had some leftover soybean paste soup. Heat up the cold soybean paste soup in a bowl, or put one egg and boil proper ramen. If I have to say, the latter doesn’t seem to have much care.
“Then, let’s do ramen?”
“Do as you like. If I stay here long, my stomach will hurt. I’m tense.”
“What are you saying. Why are you tense?”
“You told me not to look away to other places.”
“Hey, that’s just saying. If it’s uncomfortable, just watch TV.”
Thus, Seo Jian’s special (?) ramen was completed.
By the way, she liked to crack the egg and boil it, and add kimchi broth to make it spicy. Then she added the green onions left in the freezer.
Hanbin and Jian sat at the dining table together.
“Thank you for the meal.”
“You keep doing that thing from earlier.”
“Habit. Just.”
Slurp slurp.
Fortunately, the taste matched, and Hanbin gulped down the noodles like sucking.
Originally, it would be hard not to like ramen. Watching silently, Seo Jian timidly took a bite of ramen and put it in her mouth.
With this,
Invite your partner to your home. And complete one or more of:
1. Treat them to a meal
2. Take a shower together
3. Introduce them to the family
By easily completing the 1st mission, each accumulated 100,000 won.
And two more remained.
I guess they were going to just eat and leave...
But the world is like that, things don’t go as desired, and especially the things involving these two people. Including small things like the study room grandma suddenly closing the lounge door.
Only these two parties don’t know.