After Conquering the Dungeon (4)

In the end, I couldn't manage to open the front entrance to Lyun's dungeon, only the rear. Lyun set a phenomenal record by having her first experience from the back, and then she fell asleep as if she’d fainted. I didn't have the heart to wake her up and try for the front again. If she has trauma from her first time, she’ll be terrified the next time we do it. It was incredibly sad that my "equipment" was too big to fit, but there was no way to force my way through her front to expand it, and I certainly couldn't shrink or cut down my own member. It wasn't like I could go find a dildo to stretch her out, and the idea of finding someone smaller than me to "train" her was out of the question.

It was a shame I couldn't claim the front for a 3-star evolution, but I decided to be satisfied with having claimed the back. It’s a pity I can't attempt a reincarnation seeding, though. Since I couldn't finish in the front, no seeding could take place. I couldn't just pour my semen in, either—it was impossible because of her hymen. Should I pierce a hole and let the semen flow in? I even had that insane thought. Let's just quietly evolve Lyun to 4 stars. Even if I can't "eat" her, her seeding specs are definitely increasing.

It was a classic case of "pie in the sky." Goblins or half-breeds could be great assets, but the fact that Lyun couldn't lay eggs... "Why are there goblins?" It was a bit late to ask, but the existence of goblins felt strange. Are the goblins in this world not those goblins? I called over someone who would know.

"Do you know about goblins?"

"Goblins? You mean those little green monsters?" Meari drew a picture of a goblin, and I was certain they were no different from the goblins I knew. If such goblins were coming out of Lyun, wasn't something wrong? ...Is my bad trait affecting Lyun? The hypothesis that the Orc's seed was altering the Elf's genetic traits to create short, squat goblins crossed my mind. From now on, I have to do it in the back with Lyun. Unless goblins disappeared from the probability table, it was settled: I would only do it in the back with her.

It wasn't because goblins were ugly or short; it was because "If I see a goblin, it’s a hundred-percent chance of them being abused." How did I know that some smart-ass goblins wouldn't sneak off where I couldn't see them, put their heads together, and drag my daughters off to abuse them? It was obvious they would take innocent Meari to a sub-dungeon and abuse her by ramming their tiny members into her chest along with the slimes. At least, that’s how the goblins I often saw passing by in Forneus's dungeon behaved.

I approached the fainted Lyun again and covered her with a blanket woven from Andras's feathers. "Aigoo, Lyun. You need to evolve quickly." If she evolved, all sorts of possibilities would open up. I checked the conditions required for her evolution once more.

"Oh, damn." I felt like my balls were going to drop off. I pulled back the blanket covering Lyun to check if her membrane was still intact. Squish. "Whoa, that scared me." I was terrified it would tear under my fingernails. I immediately pulled my finger out from under her. It was still full of honey, but now I had to be careful even when using my fingers. There were no conditions for purity until now. A thought struck me: perhaps she was born narrow from the start for the sake of her evolution. If purity was an important factor for her next evolution, I would protect her "front" purity at all costs.

"They say nuns in the Middle Ages used to do it in the back a lot to keep their purity. That’s exactly what this is, Lyun." I tidied her skirt again. Then, with a pious heart, I examined the other conditions. Bloodline and purity aside, the level I had to reach was what bothered me. "Is the level increase different because she's Unique?"

Suddenly, the level to evolve from 3 stars to 4 stars was 70, not 55. Whether it was a High Elf trait or because Lyun's rarity was Unique, the required level was higher than I thought. I could understand if high-rarity individuals required different experience points for evolution, but still... This level adjustment is total crap, seriously. In other words, it meant I had to keep digging Lyun's ass like crazy until she hit level 70. If I even attempted to stick it in the front...

Dark Elf: (Smiles)

Lyun would only be able to evolve if she killed her own kind. I hoped Lyun would become lewd while remaining in her "white" state. I can't handle a Lyun who’s become a Dark Elf. She already has more sex appeal than a succubus right now; if she becomes a Dark Elf? It wouldn't be Andras who gets buried in a grave from dying of pleasure—it would be me. Let's just focus on leveling for now.

A sub-dungeon for that leveling. Now that Lyun was the same level as the Slime Dragon, we needed to play in a higher-level dungeon. Sub-dungeon, Andras. It was time to farm new resources, and I left the cavern, thinking of a suitable place to create a new sub-dungeon.

"Everyone!" I arrived at the rear passage of the dungeon where Meari was working. Meari was poking the slimes with the tip of her staff, adjusting their positions.

"What's going on?"

"Stop working on the slimes and let's dig somewhere else. I need to make a sub-dungeon with a Dimension Stone, and I'm trying to find a suitable location." I drew a rough layout of the dungeon on the dirt floor with my foot. Meari nodded and examined the spots I ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠had marked.

"Are you planning to install it here?"

"Yeah. And develop the back of the dungeon while we're at it." Just as I had developed Lyun's rear dungeon, there were still parts of my own dungeon's passages left to develop. I pointed out the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠construction work I wanted to Meari, and she nodded, though she tilted her head in confusion.

"Hmm..."

"Why?"

"Master, isn't this the passage ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠to get water, and at the same time, our escape route?"

"That's right."

"Are you planning to create sub-dungeons in each zone later on?"

"Whoa." Meari was smart. Even though I had only roughly shown her the structure, she had read my intentions for the future.

Currently, my dungeon has one sub-dungeon prepared. But thinking back to when the village chief and the rescue team attacked, it took ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠too long to return from the sub-dungeon to the common area.

"Are you trying to reduce the return time for the sub-dungeons you'll make later?"

"Yeah. Digging connecting passages has the advantage of being able to hunt down those trapped in dead ends. But I can't move the sub-dungeons. I've already applied the Dimension Stone to the walls." Since I had already used one, I couldn't move the Slime sub-dungeon. That's why I intended to create a path at the rear passage of the dungeon and install the sub-dungeons there.

"This might be the end of the sub-dungeons for now, but I'm thinking of creating sub-dungeons in all four of these locations."

"It would be easy to distinguish them if you put some kind of mark at the entrance. It would be a disaster if the kids accidentally went into the wrong one."

"Right?" Remembering how I almost got eaten by a Slahole, every sub-dungeon was a place where you risked your life. And I had to be the first to set foot in every sub-dungeon. I have to check them myself and figure out the safety. Though it'll probably just be Andras. I thought of who might be playing around in the dungeon right now. Most were doing the tasks I assigned, so the only one who might be playing around was...

"Whoa."

"Why?"

"Look at this guy, getting all the honey with his daughter?"

Kkeureureuk. No sooner had I finished speaking than red slime flowed down from the ceiling.

"Lime, were you playing with Line just now?"

Kkeureureuk. Lime put Line down, moved her body in a large motion, and seemed to be appealing for something. I stared at Lime for a long time to interpret the movement, and after seeing her swing her fist in the air three times, I realized what she meant.

"You're saying you cleared all three sub-dungeons?"

Kkeureureuk.

"And you even power-leveled Harpyia and Line?"

Kkeureureuk.

"But since I didn't give you a separate mission, you didn't do anything on your own or come looking for the next mission, you were just hiding in the ceiling playing with your daughter?"

Lime was silent. She had no choice but to be silent. The saying "habits formed at three last until eighty" wasn't wrong; Lime was still slacking off just like she did when she used to scheme.

"Follow me. It's been a while, let's do some work." I pointed to the cave wall, and Lime looked disgusted. But when I twisted my robe slightly to the side, Lime rushed over and slammed her body into the wall. Crunch, crunch. Lime started eating the dirt again. Line followed behind Lime and started eating the dirt too. Meari sighed with a slightly bitter face.

"Lime-mom works much faster than the slime squad."

"Really?"

"Yes. She's digging much more than the slime squad kids were."

"...That might be because I have to adjust the angle of the descent." I patted Meari’s dejected back and pointed to the front. Lime had already dug deep into the dungeon, and while doing so, she secretly pocketed the magic stones that appeared. Kkeureureuk. Still, being her daughter, Lime handed the magic stones to Line. Line took them happily, and the excavation work was finished quickly. It was only wide enough for one person to enter, but the depth I had instructed was sufficient.

"Lime, now please do the passage in reverse."

Kkeureureuk. Lime did as she was told. It’s a headache that she’s only good at doing exactly what she’s told, but she really does it several times better than the other subordinates. I ran my hand over the flatly carved wall while Lime and Line finished digging the dungeon.

Naturally, I had the Dimension Stone in my pocket. Now all I had to do was embed it. A Dimension Stone that creates a sub-dungeon inside the dungeon.

"What's Las-Las?" Does it just mean there are a hell of a lot of them? Since the corpses of nearly 600 Andrases had merged into one Dimension Stone, I didn't know how many Andrases would be inside. I'd have to go in to find out. I took a deep breath, applied the Dimension Stone to the wall, and stepped toward the entrance to the activated sub-dungeon.

* * *

At that time, at the Leo Marquisate Adventurer's Guild.

"Hey, did you hear the news? That a dungeon appeared in the Virgo Barony?"

"Speak clearly. They say it’s a place that might be a dungeon. If it were a real dungeon, would the Barony just sit still?"

"True, if it were a discovered dungeon, they would have reported it to the center immediately. If they try to cover it up... hehe, that’s treason."

After Knight Gei left, the adventurers discussed the official request put out by the Virgo Barony. "What’s with the measly 10 gold? The accommodation costs alone would cost more than that to get there."

"That’s because you call for a woman everywhere you stay. If you save money and find a cheap inn, you can last at least a month."

"Living like a beggar, picking grass and eating monsters? I can't live like that. Sigh, if it really is a dungeon discovery, it’s a once-in-a-lifetime fortune. No more info?"

The gazes of the chatting adventurers turned to the receptionist. The receptionist was about to put her glasses back on after cleaning them, but she set them down on the counter and said, "What could I possibly know? That very impressive knight just told me that much and left, calling it a mission."

"Hehe, is the mission to burn through a hot night?"

"Sir, it doesn't matter to me, but if that reaches the knight's ears, it’s 'off with your head' for blasphemy."

"There are no ears listening, so what are you going to do? Hahaha, so, did you hear anything? I’ll make it worth your while." The man rubbed his fingertips and licked his lips with his tongue. But the receptionist had already tasted a knight's sword, and the man's dagger didn't even satisfy her.

"Forget it."

"Ah, isn't that too much? Aren't we all family living here together?"

"People who are about to leave aren't family. Ah, I did mention that." To prevent the man from bothering her any further, the receptionist mixed in some of the words the knight had let slip to leak information. "That there's an Elf Forest near the Barony? People have gone missing, but they said they might have gone to the Elf Forest."

"......Hmm." In a corner of the table, a man with a scar on his face toyed with a gold coin on the table with a sinister smile. "Elves... I wonder if it’s expensive if I catch one and sell it."

The man tucked the gold coin into his pocket and disappeared into the back alley.