Whoa, You Really Want Me to Get Hard for You?
“Unbelievable. I really can’t believe it!”
After confirming that the situation was completely over, the elf repeated the motion of swelling and deflating her own massive breasts, breathing heavily just like me, and still refused to stop shooting me a glare.
“How… how can someone like you… pull off such a… such an incredible fast draw…!!”
“It was just luck. You already know I’d never done that before.”
“No… no way. You must have practiced somewhere. Otherwise there’s no way it could have been that clean!”
Even though the fight was finished, the dust cloud pouring out from the holes reminded everyone that a real brawl had broken out.
The stink of gunpowder, blood, and rotting guts filled my nose and made me want to plug my nostrils, but the elf didn’t care one bit and kept interrogating me.
“Be honest. Where did you learn?”
“I didn’t learn anything.”
“You did learn, right?!”
“Why are you acting like this?!”
I was pulling off those ridiculous tantrums again.
Creepy.
She wasn’t even puffing out her cheeks; she was just pumping up those already enormous breasts, which forced every onlooker to absorb her full tantrum without a chance to look away.
“I-I can’t admit it! I’m not going to acknowledge such an amazing fast draw from you?!”
She said that, and because she was clearly worn out, she slipped off her hat and started fanning herself with it. The sweat-soaked skin from the nonstop action glistened under the light.
*I’d be perfectly fine with her just being a little more composed…*
I clicked my tongue, showing my disappointment, and handed her the cleaned Peace-Maker before offering her my hand.
“What?”
“Now you should go. You wouldn’t seriously be planning to spend the night here, would you?”
“Hmph. It’s humiliating enough to be supported by a yellow monkey, but the phrase ‘I want to borrow even a monkey’s hand’ exists, you know.”
“A monkey, not a cat?”
“Coming right up.” Instead of answering, the elf grabbed my hand and pulled me up. She shot a glare toward the inside of the hole.
It wasn’t to check whether any living creature was still there. It was because the alligator was lying on the floor with all its skin peeled off, and she was glaring at me while holding an armful of that stripped hide.
“Why are you carrying that?”
“In the world I used to live in, those beast hides sold for a fortune. Lady Celestin can use this for some research, and I’ll have it made into clothes or something.”
“If that’s what you’re saying, then you must think I never spend money on clothes!”
“…”
There were so many things I wanted to say, but I was starting to feel the fresh air outside and swallowed the bubbling words in my throat. Just like before, I scanned the surroundings, turned back the way we’d come, and set off along the path toward the surface.
“Only three years? You said it was left alone, but that you hatched right under the academy grounds? I never would have guessed.”
“Being a heretic, they probably didn’t even think about where to build their own base. Maybe they thought the dungeon core was nearby and the water source was contaminated or something…”
“?”
“No. Let’s hurry. I still have to interrogate you.”
Even though I’d said “just luck” a few times, the elf was clearly determined to keep clinging to me until she was satisfied. I sighed and checked the corner.
If my memory was right, this was the spot where Walkers hung out.
I’d been on guard, thinking that the noise might bring one of those frozen monsters bursting out like in a horror movie, but…
“That one sure is tough. Even after such a big commotion, it didn’t budge.”
“As I said earlier, it was just a show. That’s why the academy uses it for training.”
“The female knights would love this.”
“Huh? They said the female knight tribe is changing their practice evaluation method this year.”
“…”
This pervert female knight…
Suppressing the anger I felt toward that over-the-top female knight, I kept walking forward.
“Right here?”
“Yeah, just a little further ahead from here… Ah, wrong way!”
The entrance we’d come in from.
Since the elf had said there were other entrances besides this one, I wondered where those led, but I wasn’t about to worry about that. I just wanted to breathe fresh air and get out as fast as possible. Just as I reached for the ladder leading outside,
“Wait, who the hell are you letting out first…”
“Ah, you go up first then.”
For some reason the elf’s face was even redder than before as she glared at me.
Thinking she was angry that I, who went out first, was trying to leave ahead of her, I stepped aside from the ladder and let her go, but even then the elf kept glaring at me without stopping.
“…Please.”
“What?”
“Give me that oil! I can’t get out if I don’t have it!”
“Ah.”
I remembered the earlier incident and dug through my pouch, but the only thing I found was an empty bottle that had already been used up.
Even though I already knew, I showed her the empty bottle myself and confirmed it with her, full of suspicion toward me.
“It’s all used up. I guess it was the oil you sprayed on Lady Celestin’s breasts?”
“Y-Yes. All of it… all of it…”
“?”
*Smack!*
The elf took two steps toward me, shoved my chest, and pinned me against the wall.
Because her face was still as red as an apple, I thought she was angry that my answer didn’t satisfy her. Since this was the elf’s third or fourth tantrum today, I braced myself for whatever she’d do next when she narrowed her eyes,
*Click.*
“What are you doing?!”
“S-Stop! It’s hard to take my pants off!”
Suddenly the elf dropped to her knees in front of me, unbuckled my belt, and started pulling my pants down!
Instinctively I grabbed the waistband and tried to lift it up, but the elf slapped my hand away as if telling me to keep still.
“Even if I’m your slave, this is too much! Where’s the owner in the world who would try to rape their own slave?!”
“Who said anything about raping you! And isn’t the opposite usually true?! If anything, I’ve been the one getting rough with you all this time!”
“Kyaah! I’m being raped by an elf!”
“You can’t even be quiet?!”
If she was going to say something, or if she was just going to yank my pants down without any words, how was I supposed to stay silent?
In the end, after my fierce resistance, she seemed to decide to explain first. With a small voice she said,
“This is… I mean, u-um… l-lubricant… I sprayed it on my breasts… to get it…”
“Ah.”
I should have said it earlier.
She must have remembered how I jokingly lowered my pants back then.
Noticing my understanding, I let go of the waistband and the elf grabbed my pants again. She pulled them down and, at the same time, surprisingly pulled her own nipple cover aside and exposed her overflowing breasts to me.
“D-Don’t misunderstand! This has nothing to do with praise or rewards! I’m just trying to get lubricant… so don’t think any perverted thoughts about your master even for a second, slave!”
“Even better if it was a reward.”
Today, the third or fourth time, my cock was fully exposed as it hung outside.
The elf, wearing only the leather gloves that were still on my hands, grabbed my cock with a trembling hand, swallowed hard, and said,
“It’s hard… but it’s not standing up. Hurry up and get it hard for me.”
“Huh? In the world, cocks don’t stand up just because someone says ‘stand up, let’s go!’”
“Don’t say vulgar things! R-Raise your cock already!”
“I don’t remember ever telling you when or how to make your cock stand up. It feels strangely familiar.”
“Ugh…”
I tilted my head, wondering what she meant by remembering the day I first cast that hypnosis on her.
She trembled all over and gave me a big “I’m so suspicious~” look.
The elf muttered to herself, “Visual and olfactory stimulation were more than enough…”, then let out a noble-lady laugh and said,
“Ohoho, did you really think I wouldn’t know that? You have no loyalty at all, yet you want nothing to do with me? I’m different! I already figured out exactly where and how to stimulate that small… small… tiny cock of yours with my expert eyes!”
She warned me to stay still, then slightly parted her lips. A warm, soft tongue carefully licked my cock from the bottom.
The glistening leather gloves on her hands made the contrast even more vivid, and the elf’s proud, arrogant face twisted into an expression of utter submission as she worshipped my hardening member with every movement of her tongue. Her massive breasts swayed heavily with each bob of her head, and the cold floor against her bare skin only made her movements more frantic. I could feel her desperate need for lubricant building into something deeper, her arrogant pride cracking under the overwhelming pleasure, while the scent of gunpowder and sweat still lingered in the air like a mocking reminder of the fight we’d just survived. In that moment, the line between tsundere defiance and helpless submission blurred completely, turning the entire scene into a chaotic, erotic comedy that only we two shared.