I Almost Fell For Hypnosis?
The entrance to the underground dungeon was covered with a simple manhole cover, which was surprising in itself. But what really stunned me was the scene waiting at the entrance: a gold-haired elf sprawled there like a giant pillow, her head resting on her massive breasts, far larger than her head and torso combined. She looked more like an oversized cushion than any other elf I had ever seen.
“Don’t just stare at my breasts—help me out here!”
“How should I help? Should I just pull you out like this? You mentioned another entrance earlier, right? We can go back that way.”
“No! Going back there means a detour! It’s a Maze Type dungeon—there’s no real danger, but I just want to get a quick look and head out. Haaah…!!”
I strained with all my strength, trying to shove my body into the hole, but that enormous chest of hers would never fit. Every time the elf slid her body in, the perfect, springy breasts that had looked so tempting like freshly steamed buns immediately bounced back as if they were made of steel, flinging her entire body right back outside the hole.
“Even the Here-knight tribe could fit in easily. Hmm… I guess you’re really something special.”
“You said you wanted help! Do you actually want to get scolded?!”
“Yeah~”
It was just going to take a little time, but we’d come all this way… What was I even thinking?
“I’m sorry, but could you open your mouth for me? There’s something I want to try.”
“If you accidentally pull your pants down in front of me, you’ll get a real scolding! I’ll bite it off and grind it slowly…”
“…”
I was caught.
Clicking my tongue, I cautiously approached the trembling elf whose breasts were still draped over her face and asked.
“How about I push you in like this? Honestly, that was just a joke earlier, but it looks like I could get you in with a few good stomps.”
“W-what do you mean you’re going to stomp on your master’s breasts right now?! Why are you acting like such a creep today?!”
“No, I was just thinking that if I touched them with my hands you’d probably slap them away, so to make sure the effect was clear, I planned to stomp firmly and push you in.”
“How dare you, a slave, step on your master’s breasts…?!”
A single bead of sweat rolled down the elf’s face and vanished straight into the deep valley between her breasts.
“Absolutely not! I won’t allow it—even if it’s anything else, I won’t let you stomp! Is that some kind of good idea?”
“Hmm… I wouldn’t say it’s not at all. If I drenched your breasts with plenty of lubricant, there’s a real possibility, you know.”
No matter how bouncy they were, if they became slippery they might just suck me right in along with her, right?
The elf must have agreed with my reasoning because she nodded while propping her chin on her own breasts and said,
“Lubricant… That does sound like a decent idea. Then my breasts won’t hurt as much, and it should make it easier for me to get in. Well, hurry up. But I don’t have anything that makes a good lubricant on me right now. Where can I get some?”
“I have some right here.”
I immediately reached into my pouch and pulled out a small bottle of oil.
This was the oil Nemea had given me, saying it was good for the skin and prepared so that I could always be “fed” by her whenever I wanted.
The elf tilted her head curiously and asked.
“…According to my memory, I don’t think I’ve seen you carrying something like this in the morning today.”
“Of course. I got it from Nemea in the Saintess Village.”
“Wait, so you actually went to the Saintess Village today and did what?”
“Well, I just got checked up. Now, put your chest here already.”
“Don’t beat around the bush—my breasts are cold, you know!!”
Instead of answering my question about the source, the elf let out a loud cry at the oil being poured directly onto her breasts, but I ignored her and simply sprinkled the oil over her overflowing chest like I was pouring salad dressing.
“Alright, then I’ll spread it properly.”
“Wait! I’ll do it with my own hands, so back off!”
“You’re holding the ladder right now. As your slave, I can’t just stand by and watch my master get hurt.”
“What kind of convenient loyalty is this! Stop looking at my breasts and say what you have to say!”
Everyone knows that eyes are the mirror of the heart.
Even though I had kept my expression calm, my eyes kept wandering over her breasts, betraying my true feelings.
‘But what can I really do about it? All I see is those bouncing tits in my eyes.’
“You won’t stop looking at them?! You’re putting your hands on your master’s breasts without permission?! Hic?!”
“Ehehe, this is just my little effort to restore Celestin to her proper form. Don’t refuse, and put those tits out here already.”
“You call those things tits right now? Hic…?!”
Ignoring her protest, I rubbed the oil onto her breasts as if massaging them.
The valley between her breasts was already flooded with oil, so I carefully spread it over the enormous chest that was now fully exposed.
I even generously applied it to the pathetic little rags that were barely covering her nipples and supporting the massive weight of those breasts.
“Why are you putting oil on her clothes?”
“Just in case. Who knows what might happen if you put it on without clothes and then fall in.”
“…The way you said it made it sound a bit suspicious.”
The elf looked at me with eyes full of suspicion as if she hadn’t even realized this was all buildup.
When I reached under her breasts with my hands, she glared at me with something like conviction in her eyes.
“You’re going to grope my breasts like this…”
“Ehehe, what do you think I am? I wouldn’t do something like that.”
“Yeah~ I’ll really scold you properly. Just behave yourself… ♡”
After I had spread the oil on her lower breasts as well, the elf looked down at her glistening breasts with complicated eyes, then started to gather her breath in preparation to push herself back into the hole.
“Wait. There’s still some undressed area.”
“Huh? I thought you spread it everywhere. You never missed even the tiniest spot on my dirty hands, yet you’re lying again! You just can’t stop wanting to grope my breasts, can you?!”
Before the elf could act, I hurriedly slipped my hand into the gap between her nipples.
Since it was only meant to cover the bare minimum, it was easy to pinch out her nipple with my fingers. I then rubbed it back and forth while speaking to her.
“Y-you, what are you doing right now? Hic ♡”
“If your clothes slip or tear while you’re inside, your nipples might get rubbed raw. Right?”
“I-i, I said stop! Y-you can’t just…!!”
It wasn’t even a particularly convincing lie, yet the elf, who would normally have flared up and shouted about how ridiculous the excuse was, could only helplessly pant under my touch.
“Hic, d-don’t touch my nipples however you want, haaa… No pinching!”
“You need to spread it properly, but it’s slippery, so I have to hold it in place without letting it drip anywhere.”
Her nipples were already rock-hard.
I pretended to spread the oil and slowly rolled my fingertips over them.
“Hiiit! T-that feels too stimulating—stronger than that machine before, yet it’s just my hands teasing you…?!”
“Don’t distort my good intentions like that. You’re making me feel bad.”
“My hands feel so lewd… Hic, ahh! Ah, ahh, rubbing my nipples again ♡”
Squeezed, squeezed—♡
Saliva dripped from the corners of my mouth as thick beads of sweat poured down the entire body of the elf.
She was soaked to the skin with oil and her own sweat, as if she alone was burning with heat.
And then, just as her trembling movements reached their peak, I felt something instinctively and pulled my hand away immediately.
“Hic, now, now… E?”
“See? I’m all done spreading it.”
“W-why? There wasn’t much left, and you were about to push in…?!”
I understood her disappointment, but if I had left her there and she missed her footing on the ladder or slipped, it could have caused a major accident. So, smiling apologetically, I told her,
“If you need more lubricant, I can apply more. But the oil is almost gone…”
“Y-you! Why are you reaching for my pants?!”
“I’ll leave that up to your imagination.”
“You lewd monkey… Aaaah?!”
The elf’s face turned bright red as she slid straight into the hole.
The way she had been grunting and struggling there just moments ago made it hard to believe. She disappeared into the darkness as if she was being sucked in.
Following after her, I climbed down the ladder.
“It’s not that dark down here?”
Contrary to my expectation of pitch-black darkness like last time, the underground dungeon was lit by lanterns spaced at regular intervals along the walls.
Moreover, because of the flowing waterway, it seemed well maintained despite being an area long abandoned after the manhole cover was put in place.
“It’s just a normal underground waterway compared to a dungeon.”
“But the path is complicated. It’s a Maze Type, so there aren’t many Walkers to rush through or poisonous traps to slow you down. Still, most dungeons of this type are complicated underground passages or won’t clear until specific conditions are met, which makes it more troublesome than the first two we cleared. Besides, it’s not very clean!”
As soon as the elf reached the bottom, she immediately began wiping off the oil on her breasts.
Watching her bouncing chest would have been nice, but her curiosity about why we had really come here was stronger. So I looked around until I saw her bending over the waterway, scooping water into her bottle and gulping it down as she continued speaking.
“This place was originally used for academy training. It also served as an external service activity for the Union residents, so we could drink the clean water after proper water treatment.”
“You can just drink it right now?”
I was worried about stomach issues, but the elf drank without a care and said,
“Trainees used to clear the Walkers in the underground waterway during explorations. It was abandoned for the last few years because training stopped. We’re starting training again this year.”
“So the reason we came here is…”
“To check if it’s safe. As a condition for restoring my status.”
After rummaging through her pouch, the elf handed me the item and immediately drew her revolver from its holster.
“Alright, let’s go. I saw something in the library earlier—something like Texas brisket in barbecue sauce. I want to know what it is. Let’s finish quickly and go eat!”
“Oh, there’s a place that serves food like that?”
“Eh? Of course you have to make it. What kind of obvious thing are you saying?”
“…I felt like I liked it for nothing.”
Sighing at the elf’s shameless request for a casual favorite dish, we slowly began our exploration.