Slipping Into a Virgin Pussy
Ratatatatat—
Another burst of gunfire erupted from the muzzle, and yet another wheat-herd — riddled with gaping holes from end to end — lost its balance and laid its massive body down in the dirt.
"Ohoho, a perfect bullseye! As expected, there is simply no one alive who can match my skill!"
Through the dust rising in the distance, the approaching wheat bumper crop had the elf so delighted that she squeezed my cock in a tight, demanding grip with her pussy, as if ordering me to praise her marksmanship this instant. When she'd first shoved it in so roughly herself, her eyes had been brimming with tears — but now, with a pussy that clenched around my cock so readily, she was back to looking like the same elf I'd always known.
"Hngh, why are you touching my chest…♡"
I gently stroked the elf's breasts as they bounced with truly insufferable insolence in time with her swaggering movements, and the pussy that had been threatening me to either offer praise or cough up my semen went soft and yielding.
"There's no one else in the world who props up a firearm with their breasts besides you, Lady Celestin."
"Hmph. When you forcibly took my pussy's virginity you were about to burst into tears calling it humiliating — and now you've gotten all full of yourself, have you?"
"That never happen— ngh…"
Schlick—♡
Is she talking about herself?
If I just told a convenient lie, she'd play along and agree like she was doing me a favor — but aside from the part about me slipping it into her virgin pussy, everything she'd said was a lie. The elf, who always did whatever she pleased, squeezed her pussy tight around me once more and demanded I correct my answer and speak properly. That insolence of hers — trying to buy my convictions with her pussy — really rubbed me the wrong way.
"It might not have happened, or then again it might have. I really wouldn't know. Who can say?"
"Hmph. Sometimes one must know when to simply admit things. Remember that."
Watching that soft elf pussy — more than enough to buy any conviction I had and then some — slurp down my cock along with the roll of her ass, I wordlessly nodded.
"Unnie, it's a wheat bumper crop! We have to hurry and help…"
"…Looks like… more than enough… to last the winter."
Just as the sight of the elf swaying her ass so wickedly, a pleased little smile in her eyes, made me itch to teach her a proper lesson, the voices of the lioness sisters drifted over from one side. Thoroughly thrilled by the wheat-herd bearing down on the mansion just as it was on us, the two of them had already changed into combat gear and were charging toward the swarm, one swinging her fists and the other waving a flag.
"Looks like they didn't just come this way."
"So they're not complete freeloaders after all. More importantly…"
"Aaah!"
Schlick, schlick—♡
Apparently displeased that I was staring off at the lioness sisters tearing through Walkers left and right, the elf casually stepped on my foot, clenched her pussy around me like nothing had happened, and then spoke in a prim little voice.
"Is this really the time to be paying attention over there?! We're the front gate! If this position falls, we might end up sleeping on newspaper at the Academy this year!"
"That would be a problem."
This made three years now that I'd faced this harvest season. But looking at the sheer number of wheat-herds coming this way compared to the last year or two, not to mention the Walkers mixed in for reasons I couldn't begin to guess — this really wasn't the time to be completely lost in sex with the elf.
"Let's shoot hard, and creampie hard."
"Well, both involve shoo— euhiiiiik♡"
Ratatatatat—
I put my weight against the elf's back, supporting her as she fired. She clearly wanted nothing more than to scold me for the cock thrusting into her pussy however it pleased — but she was in the middle of shooting, so she had no choice but to squeeze the trigger while letting out moans.
Schlick—♡
And of course the elf's pussy, with a tightness I could scarcely believe belonged to something that had only just lost its virginity, wrapped thoroughly around my cock and clung to it, slick and sticky.
"What do you think you're doing. I can't concentrate on shooti—ngh, this is no time to be fooling around."
"You're the one who put it in first, Lady Celestin, and you're saying that? Besides, for something that's just fooling around…"
"H-huh. They all hit…"
Strangely enough, every single shot was a bullseye. As the elf treated me to a delighted pussy-clench at the realization that she'd put a hole through a Walker's skull with every single round, I responded by gently stroking her breasts.
"Pretty helpful, isn't it?"
"Hmph, you just happened to catch a rat while stumbling backward! I-I wouldn't know! Shake your hips a few more times, and if I still hit my shots, I might let you keep fucking my pussy while I shoo— o-oooooh♡"
Ratatatatat—
The elf's hand, her eyes rolling back just slightly, squeezed the trigger a little harder than before — and a wheat-herd that had been lifting its legs high collapsed in a spray of straw. The elf shrieked.
"No, why the hell are they hitting?!"
"They hit, so what's the problem? Why are you getting angry?"
"I-I'm angry because this filthy shooting support is actually helping, that's why!"
"If it helps, that's all that matters."
When I flicked her nipple with a wicked little touch, the elf slapped my hand away as if telling that naughty hand to get lost, then shrieked at me again.
"What good is helping?! At this rate I'm obviously going to get pussy-pounded, that's why! To think my noble pussy would have to get pounded by some lowly human cock, begging for a creampie, acting all spoiled and needy…!!!"
"Ah…"
The elf let her words trail off, then sneakily flicked her eyes my way. Then, as if to show off, she wiggled her ass and worked the pussy that had my cock in its grip — so I casually pulled my hips back, and the elf, still clutching the gun's grip, audibly swallowed.
"Still, we've proven it works, so even if the method is filthy, it'd be more efficient to keep using it, right?"
"…"
A single bead of sweat slipped into the dark shadow of the elf's massive-breast canyon — a cleavage deeper than most gorges — and taking that as the signal, the elf pulled the trigger, and I thrust my hips forward all the same.
Pound, pound—♡
Ratatatatatat—
"Euhiiiiik?!"
The elf's hands and breasts shook in time with my movements — and the heavy machine gun, which by all rights should have been spraying bullets every which way, sent them flying dead-straight into the targets the elf wanted, punching holes right through.
Schlooorp, schloooorp—♡
The elf's pussy clung to my cock with a dense, springy tightness, making lewd wet sounds, and at the same time the thoroughly aroused elf let her tongue hang out and moaned.
"Th-the bolt! The cock-bolt is cycling back and forth inside me♡"
"I thought there was some foreign matter stuck in there during the chamber check, but that last stroke wiped it clean."
"How dare you compare my hymen— ooh — the symbol of my purity — to carbon fouling inside a gun barrel…♡"
How utterly insolent!
If the shots hadn't landed she could have at least taken it out on me — but the elf, who had just climaxed from those strangely accurate targets and that thrilling feel of the trigger, wiggled her huge ass as if to say she'd let it slide this once.
"You still need to keep shooting. Even if you can't do full-auto, you've got to fire periodically — if you get cock-addicted this early, we really will be sleeping under newspaper."
"Nnghoooooh!!"
"This should last us a few years~"
"…Yeah. We could eat pizza… every day."
"But why is it such a bumper crop this year?"
"…Dunno. Something weird… might've happened… out west."
"That's the wasteland, though."
If the gunfire hadn't drowned it out, the lioness twins would have caught us in the act by now and then some — but the elf, reassured by the sight of the Leos smashing through the wheat-herd like puppies bouncing around with joy at the harvest, squirted her pussy juices without a care.
"And I just cleaned that up."
"Hmph. For a slave like you, cleaning is just another daily chore, is it not?"
"I was just thinking my days are going to get even harder now that soothing Lady Celestin's pussy has been added to the list."
"W-who said I was giving you my pussy? There's a limit to how delusional you can be! This cock doesn't even feel good at all, you know?! You're just a living dildo I call when I'm tired of playing with myself alon—eugh♡"
Schloooooorp—♡
The elf, who had just cum again from that thrilling trigger-feel and the taste of cock, looked at me with her tongue hanging out like a dog, panting.
"Something's weird. I keep getting drawn into your— haah — so bring that insolent mouth of yours over here right now."
"Like this? Mmph—"
"Mmmwahhh—♡"
In an instant she grabbed my jaw and shoved her tongue straight into my mouth. Given the elf's insufferable personality I hadn't exactly been expecting some sweet, innocent first kiss — but after mixing our flesh together with her pussy, she apparently figured mixing tongues was no big deal. After lapping at my tongue a few more times, the elf put on that same triumphant smile as always.
"Now that you've given my pussy a kiss of oath, there's no escaping. You will serve at my side for eternity."
"You're the one who shoved it in on your own…"
"Would you shut up?! Are you trying to take my noble pussy's virginity and then wash your mouth of it?!"
"Who can say? If Lady Celestin keeps giving me her pussy going forward…?"
"What a vulgar little monkey! If I were to — i-if I got pregnant, would you go off looking for some other pussy?!"
"Come on, I wouldn't go that far… hmm. That's actually kind of tempting?"
A pussy-hunter of the Wasteland, wandering in search of pussies to breed. The moment I pictured it, my cock grew even more magnificent.
"Why is your cock getting bigger and bigger at what I just said? Hey!"
"Ahem. Let's say it's because I want to creampie you?"
"Y-youuu…!!"
As I played dumb, the elf ground her teeth like she was going to die of indignation.