The Uninvited Human and the Final Human's Lesson
The wrestler Parriot lay completely flat on the ring mat, her massive body stretched out like a broken pillar. The once-cunning and powerful image of the rival wrestler had vanished without a trace. Between the gaping hole in her crotch, a thick stream of white semen poured out, soaking the pool of her own making and leaving her sprawled helplessly across the mat.
“If I can’t even crawl right now, how am I supposed to get revenge later?” she muttered, voice shaky. “Just keep boasting about it.”
“You’re turning into a total pervert,” I said with a smirk. “If you keep this up, you might end up seducing every single knight in the world!”
“...That would be a disaster.”
“What?!”
If Dyna asked whether I liked it or not, I’d pick the former without hesitation. But the thought of those perverted knights spreading out and clinging to me on a massive scale? Absolutely not.
She shivered, then let out a fart that said “I’m annoyed,” before flashing a lewd smile and sticking her rear right in my face while still gripping the ropes.
“So, what are you going to do about it? If you want to go again, my lord can have my pussy any time he likes... ♡”
“You still don’t understand what satisfaction feels like.”
A wet, squelching sound filled the air, and a strand of saliva stretched between her legs like spider silk.
I’d been wondering for a while whether the semen I’d pumped inside her had already dried up, but here it was, dangling from her pussy lips and swaying. I had to swallow hard.
“Hold on, what time is it?”
“The clock’s over there...”
“Eh?”
Before I could finish the thought, something I’d forgotten about popped into my head. I quickly scanned the room and spotted the wall clock. I leaped over the ropes.
“Celestin-sensei asked me to come to her lecture today!”
“Celestin? Oh, now that I think about it, her class is probably starting any minute.”
Dyna put on a reluctant face, but she still slipped into her heavy armor right there on the spot.
Even though her lust had been drained, her core as a Here-knight didn’t change. She quickly masked her embarrassment and walked over to me.
“H-hey, where are you going?! We’re not finished yet...!”
“Parriot’s already tapping out over there! I’m heading off with Dyna!”
“Eek... w-wait...”
PLUNK!
Before I could answer, Parriot toppled back into the pool of white fluid and face-planted. Of course. Someone sneaking a cheap shot from behind?
Without a second thought, I left the gym with Dyna and started sprinting. We headed straight for the building where the elves were teaching.
“It’s pretty far. The gym.”
“The Here-knights and Dribs don’t get along, so they made a point of keeping us apart like this. The lecture hall is in the same building, but the physical training is done in a different location.”
“Aah, Parriot!”
“?”
Even though the distance was greater than I expected, sweat was already dripping down my body by the time we reached the lecture hall.
“You made it on time, at least.”
“I’m fine, but I look like I’m about to collapse.”
“It’s all your fault for keeping me in such lewd situations! I only did it a few times today.”
There wasn’t even time to wash up at the sink, so I snatched a handkerchief from my pocket and wiped the sweat from my face. After catching my breath, I headed straight for the lecture room.
“—Ah, surprise!”
“—Monkey?”
“—Here-knight...?!”
The lecture hall I was heading for was different from Dyna’s. These elves were the smart ones, carrying stacks of books instead of bulky armor. Their ears twitched at the sight of Dyna and me.
“—That’s a monkey, right?”
“—I don’t know, there’s almost no hair. No tail either.”
“—Then it’s a chimpanzee?”
These ears were infected with some kind of racism disease, weren’t they?
I didn’t know if real monkey or chimpanzee beastkin even existed, but the way they were openly calling me that right in front of me felt pretty awkward.
“Listen. This is the first time I’ve ever seen a human, and they’re reacting like this.”
“I’ve heard it every time. I get angry every single time.”
“What? That’s not allowed. Then I’ll vent my frustration on my lord’s personal Here-knight pussy...”
“Stop it! Why are you like this, Dyna?”
I shouted loud enough to stop her from showing off her filthy desires with everyone around us. I bolted up the stairs.
“Your room’s on the second floor, too. You really like high places.”
“Hehe, it’s true that Celestin has that kind of taste.”
“...”
Was she reminiscing about the first time we met?
With Dyna sulking beside me, we kept climbing. Before long, the lecture room where the elves were teaching came into view.
“As you all know, humans were once the dominant race that ruled this land for thousands of years before the elves and beastkin arrived on Earth...”
An familiar voice echoed through the door in front of us.
Dyna tilted her head at me, confused.
“Why did they call you into the research lab instead of the lecture hall?”
“I was going to, but then... no, Celestin-sensei said to come when she called me.”
“Is this some kind of surprise event for the students? Hmm, calling the last remaining human in the world should definitely get their attention.”
“—Right now, the traces of the old human race can only be seen in history books and archaeology-related texts... hehe, but first, please give me a big round of applause. Come on, clap for me!”
CLAP CLAP CLAP—!
Even though her temper had vanished, the elves could see through the glass how she was proudly thrusting her massive breasts forward like she was showing off.
“—Ahem. There is a reason I asked you to clap. Because from now on, you will witness with your own eyes the last surviving member of the extinct old human race—the last human in this world! That’s why I asked for applause. Doesn’t that make perfect sense?”
Murmurs filled the room.
“—H-humans?”
“—Now that I think about it, I’ve heard that before. Professor Celestin skipped her lectures for three years because of something involving humans...”
“—Eh, even if that’s true, bringing back a human that’s been extinct in the world... even a professor wouldn’t—”
The elves’ voices grew chaotic.
To them, I was basically a living dinosaur. Hell, they even sold glowing human stickers because they’d only seen humans in fossils!
The elf’s promise to show them a living human right in front of them was more than enough to stir up the expected waves of excitement.
“—Oh~ ho ho! You’re all in shock, aren’t you? It’s only natural. You thought the extinct humans were gone, and now here they are! So! The long-awaited moment is right here, right now! I’ll call out the infamous YELLOW MONKEY—no, I mean the last human in this world! Come in!”
“Aah, just this thing.”
CLING CLING~
The elf shook the handbell she’d been holding, as if reminding everyone of the human she’d just called.
“Later, I’ll squeeze those big tits until you make a cute pout.”
“Hehe, is it okay to tell me your plans? I know you’re very close with Celestin.”
“It’s not really a plan, but I’ll tell you anyway?”
“Commanding me? Then I won’t. My lord’s commands are absolute, but I find it pretty interesting that Celestin’s breasts are being pulled and she’s making a sad face.”
CLING CLING~
Right on cue, the handbell rang again, followed by the elves’ panicked voices.
“—Why aren’t you coming? Don’t tell me you’re not coming?! That damn YELLOW MONKEY! I told you to wait in advance! Are you taking a nap somewhere?! You don’t even listen to your master’s words...”
BOOM—!
“...You’re not the one, right? You figured it out on your own and came in! More importantly, Dyna? Why did you—?”
“Oh my, you couldn’t hold back and followed us. Then, my lord, I’ll see you next time. Call for me whenever you need me. I’ll come running to your side immediately.”
“M-my lord?! Wait, what are you saying right now?! Stop!”
“Hehe, hehehee... ♥”
The elf shouted at the top of her lungs, claiming she couldn’t hear what we were saying.
The elf shot me a sharp glare, then reached out toward Dyna as if to say “explain this to me.”
But Dyna just smiled proudly and slipped away with a flashy dance move, leaving the elf’s hand hanging in the air.
“We’ll talk about that later. You! Why didn’t you come in right away? What kind of nonsense is this?! Are you using the students to embarrass me...?!”
“There was that too. Who uses a handbell to mess around?”
“Tch, hah... hah...! Your pride is sky-high, isn’t it? We’ll see how long you can keep it up!”
“?”
“C-come here!”
With a face like she was going to explode, the elf glared at me, then suddenly grabbed my hand and dragged me into the lecture hall.
The moment we stepped inside, the huge commotion erupted again.