Baby's First Steps Into Hell

'Waaah, I'm baby Seulgi!'

'I love Mommy's super ultra big... I mean, her super charming pockets so much~'

'...is what I'd like to say, but the glare from the girl in front of me is way too terrifying. Shudder.'

I wasn't sure if it was because the original owner of this body had always been short, or if it was simply because this was a world where men's and women's physical capabilities were completely reversed.

Beyond the view peeking out from between the massive mommy tanks of my aunt, Kim Seon-a—who was pressing her enormous breasts against my cheeks with every breath—were Kim Arin's hollow, empty eyes.

Even though the sharp spike had been taken away, those demonic eyes that had crawled out of the pits of hell were radiating a pitch-black aura so intense that it wouldn't have been strange if she murdered her own mother right then and there.

"Ugh... s-stop..."

"Oh my~ Sorry, sorry. Auntie got too excited and made a mistake~ You didn't feel uncomfortable, did you? I'm so sorry~"

"N-no, it's fine. It's my fault for not leaving my room for a whole year."

It wasn't discomfort. The real struggle was holding back the son living between my legs from evolving into a super baby.

If I had my way, I would've spent the next decade comparing whether the mommy milk in the right tank was richer or if the left one had more. But after barely escaping a death threat, I had zero desire to feel the shadow of death again so soon.

"Our Seulgi~ You really know how to say such pretty words~ Other men in this world turn pale and scream about how disgusting it is just to be touched by their mom or aunt, but our Seulgi takes the ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠blame himself so Auntie won't feel embarrassed?"

They scream that it's disgusting just to be touched by a woman...?

'What the hell kind of men exist in this world?'

Were they creatures whose male hormones had completely vanished?

These overflowing, goddess-like tanks of life's sweet nectar—enough to make even a starving person scream 'Heung~ I can't eat any more♡'—were considered dirty?

Was this a world where even saying 'Are you an old man?' counted as sexual harassment?!

Slide~

"...?"

A soft touch cupped my cheek.

Startled by the sudden skinship, I widened my eyes and looked up at the owner of the hand—Kim Seon-a.

"Really now. Who did you take after to have such a pretty face, body... no, such a pretty heart~ It's such a waste to give you to another woman~ Our Seulgi. Why don't you just marry Auntie instead? I'll take such good care of you~ ...Of course, in bed too. Hehe~♡"

The last part was whispered so quietly I almost missed it, but still...

'Why does this feel so... off...?'

On the surface she looked like the very picture of maternal warmth and generosity, but there was something sticky and different from Kim Arin's obsession...

Slide slide~

The hand that had been cupping my cheek began to move slowly.

What started as a warm embrace gradually crept across the bridge of my nose, then began gently stroking my lips and the shell of my ear...

'Why are her hands so... lewd?!'

"Hiiik?! W-wait, Auntie, your h-hand..."

"Why~? What's wrong with Auntie's hand? Is it warm? Soft? Or maybe..."

"Hic?!"

A slender leg suddenly slipped between my thighs, and an indescribably sweet, fleshy scent rushed in from her body that had drawn dangerously close.

She leaned down, bringing her voluptuous lips to my ear, breathing out hot, sticky air as she whispered...

"Are you... turned on?"

Rationality: KYAAAAA! Take me, Mommy!

Libido: Tactical mode engaged! Target acquired... Mommy's lewd thighs confirmed! Pilot, request immediate firing authorization!

Survival Instinct: Reproduction is another form of survival! Nod your head right now!

Shut up, you crazy bastards!

Can't you see Kim Arin staring at us with that spike behind Mommy's back?!

"Y-yes... I mean, n-no! I was just startled, that's all!"

"Oh my~ Is that so? Ah, too bad~♡ If you'd nodded I was going to have a nice little chat with you... Hehe~ Just kidding, just kidding~ Was it too much for this old auntie? I'm sorry, Seulgi~"

Old auntie? She looked like she could pass for someone in her mid-twenties.

While Kim Arin had the fresh, youthful beauty of a little sister character, Kim Seon-a in her aunt role was pure sex dynamite—explosive breasts, endlessly long model-like legs, and a seductive fox-like charm that screamed 'This is exactly what a Dongtan noona should be!'

'Phew... For a second there, my lust almost overpowered my survival instinct.'

More importantly, she said if I nodded she was going to have a chat with me.

Don't tell me she meant that kind of ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠body conversation filled with the noble sounds of life—mmph, ngh, ahn?

"Mom, stop it. You're making my Seulgi oppa uncomfortable!"

I couldn't tell if she was joking or serious.

Kim Arin grabbed Kim Seon-a's shoulders as the older woman licked her glossy lips with clear disappointment and pulled her away from me.

Yep, yep, I was definitely uncomfortable.

Truth be told, our little guy had hit puberty late and wasn't listening to me at all right now, hahaha~

Thanks to the half-evolved state of my little soldier after that surprise attack from Mommy's slender thighs, I was awkwardly leaning my hips backward.

Lick~♡

My aunt curved her lips into a seductive, crescent-moon smile and slowly licked them once.

'Heung~ Mommy♡'

It looked like the second possible capture target, Kim Seon-a, had a sexy concept...

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"Aigoo~ Our ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠Seulgi eats so adorably~ Does Auntie's cooking suit your taste? It's good for men, so eat lots~ Hehe♡"

After somehow surviving the first crisis, the three of us were finally sitting together at the table.

Even in this world of reversed gender roles, the nature of our single-mother household seemed to remain the same. Kim Seon-a had put on an apron and filled the entire table with food, and I was tasting her cooking.

'Yeah... literally tasting her hand flavor...'

"Here, say ah~♡"

"U-um, don't I have my own spoon and chopsticks... ugh?!"

Before I could protest, something large, firm, and hard (it's a finger, don't misunderstand) forced its way between my lips.

She had cut the warm braised eel into easy-to-eat pieces, placed it on lettuce with the perfect amount of garlic and ssamjang, and was now personally shoving the wrap into my mouth with her own hand.

"There there!! How is it? Auntie's hand flavor?! Hey, don't clench your teeth, open your mouth wider!"

"O-ok? Oooook~?! N-no more... Auntie's big, thick finger (it's really a finger) won't fit any... ogh, oghhh♡"

The pain from my mouth being stretched to its limit and the humiliation of having my mouth violated.

This was clearly a situation where shame and disgust should have come ‍‍‌‌⁠​​⁠‌​​‍​​‍​‌​⁠‍‌‍⁠⁠‌⁠‌‍‌‍‌‌‌‍⁠​‌​‌​‌‍‌‌‌⁠‍​​‌‍⁠‌‌⁠⁠first, yet...

"Kgh~! Here it comes, here it comes...!"

The finger that had dug deep inside twitched once.

As if determined to leave her mark deep inside my body.

She poured the cruelly hot and sticky foreign substance she'd been holding back into the depths of my throat, then withdrew.

"Cough! Cough!!"

"It's all going in...! Swallow everything, don't let any spill... I mean, eat it all~ So? How's Auntie's hand flavor?"

"Heung♡ It's h-hot (the eel is hot) and s-sticky (the ssamjang is sticky) and my belly is so full (this is my eighth one)♡"

Rationality: Bullshit...

Libido: Holy crap, what kind of conversation is this?

Survival Instinct: Stop eating that crap, you idiot!

Wait, what the fuck?

When I actually answered, the dialogue sounded...?

"Mom, stop it!"

Bang!

I barely managed to swallow the special mommy-made wrap packed with her hand flavor.

Kim Arin slammed her hand on the table with a loud bang.

Yeah! It's good, but... no, this is straight-up food torture, isn't it?

I'm not a baby! I just wanted my own spoon and chopsticks!

"Arin's right. I'm already a grown adult, I can eat by myse..."

I felt grateful to Kim Arin for finally saying something normal and tried to speak, but...

"I'll feed you too!"

...?

'Aha! So she wasn't trying to stop it—she wanted in on it...'

"Oooook?!"

"There there there~ Don't clench your teeth! You have to take it even deeper than with Mom!"

Please stop, you crazy women!!!

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To get straight to the point, both the pure 100% little-sister-type cutie Kim Arin, overflowing with adorable charm, and the sexy dynamite-bodied aunt Kim Seon-a, whose overwhelming proportions could knock out both Eastern and Western beauty standards, were people I would not be making my first capture targets.

Kim Arin was my cousin.

I already explained why I wouldn't choose her as the first heroine, and Kim Seon-a was the same—being blood-related made the capture difficulty hell mode, so I decided to give up on her too.

Alright then. Who should I choose as my first capture target heroine?

"Auntie. I'm thinking of starting university next week..."

The answer was actually simple.

Instead of Kim Arin and Kim Seon-a, whose affection meters were already completely broken and whose capture difficulty was sky-high, I just needed to go after a third heroine.

'It hurts my pride a little that the guy known as the Capture King, Nehiroin Jjolda Line, is starting with the lowest difficulty heroine...'

But pride doesn't put food on the table. In a situation where my life was constantly on the line, worrying about pride was ridiculous.

"W-what are you saying, Seulgi? University? You don't need to go there. Auntie can feed you, raise you, give birth to your... I mean, anyway, I can make you happy without you having to..."

Bang!

"I object too! The outside world is crawling with wolf-like women! How can someone as pure(?) and handsome as oppa go out there? I object! Absolutely object!"

Bang bang!!

Arin, you're going to break the table at this rate.

How can someone who looks like she couldn't even catch a single mosquito be so violently aggressive?

'Hoo...'

Watching them go berserk at the mere mention of attending university, I became certain.

'I won't reach a happy ending if I stay trapped in this house. The answer is...'

Ding~

The answer was outside...