Chapter 73
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 73
Chapter Title: Teaching Workouts
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The Livestream Gallery was now so flooded with Geum Taeyang's name that it might as well be renamed the Geum Taeyang Gallery.
I'm a working stiff, so I couldn't watch!!
NEET virgins are invincible and Geum Taeyang-nim is a god!!
You guys see this?
Geum Taeyang-nim's guest appearance!!
Guest? Guest? What the fuck!! My Geum Taeyang-nim! On stream with another woman!!
You crazy unicorn bitch, make a scene on stream again and you're dead
Amidst all that, a massive bombshell dropped.
It was all because of the notice Geum Taeyang posted.
The announcement that the next stream would feature a guest had the Gallery dwellers' hearts pounding like crazy.
Heaving ♡
Not just pounding—their breasts swelled and hips plumped up, advertising that they were women who could get pregnant.
"Our daughter... you've finally steeled yourself to seduce a Male Lord!!"
Because of that, all sorts of hilarious mishaps broke out in households everywhere.
Anyway, the Gallery dwellers.
No, in Geum Taeyang's words, the NEET virgins.
They sensed a crisis from the guest's appearance and pumped out female hormones to sculpt irresistible bodies.
But at the same time, they burned with hostility toward the guest.
There was no reason for it.
They just hadn't gone after Ninav, Leila, and the rest of Geum Taeyang's women because he'd told them not to.
Without his protection, they'd have been ripped to shreds online by now.
Anyway, this guest wasn't Geum Taeyang's woman yet.
But announcing a collab meant she might become one soon.
So... couldn't they stop it now?
"Who are we?"
"NEET virgins."
As if linked together as one, they immediately swarmed the suspected guest streamers and started terror raids.
"Stream Art! Ten Thousand Account Flood!!"
"Mom, grandma, great-grandma, great-great-grandma's IDs too!!"
They were pros at sabotaging broadcasts to prevent normal streaming.
"Ah... it's not me. Please stop...!!"
"I'm really not. NEET virgin ladies, please stop...!!"
Even big corporate streamers could only bow their heads to their rampage and wait for the locust swarm to pass.
"How dare some other woman over me? I'm Asia TV XX rank!!"
Of course, most of the locusts' terror targets were big streamers themselves.
Being streamers meant investigating others—especially male streamers—was a must!!
[It's Geum Taeyang. Some people claiming to be my fans are causing havoc in the broadcasts of suspected guests. Please stop. Going to other people's streams instead of mine isn't fan behavior. If caught, you'll get a permanent ban. Also, just so you know, the guest is a man.]
Just as the Livestream scene was about to be overrun by locusts, Geum Taeyang's notice went up.
The swarm vanished like it was never there.
Male guest!!
This is sex!!
Better than one man? Two men!
Fuckin' sex ho-ro-yang-bong departure!!
The one above lost her mind?
They flocked back to the Gallery and started spamming their usual useless chat.
Time flew by to the appointed meeting with Takuya.
"I'll film it perfectly. Don't worry! I even used magic for special processing so your face won't show by mistake!"
Darae, who had become a Transcendent by absorbing Geum Taeyang's semen, gripped the camera and thumped her chest, telling him to trust her.
"Tch. Miss Darae. You wouldn't get it since you're not a Wise Mother Good Wife. It's not good to show other women Male Lords sweating during workouts."
"But Taeyang wants to do it. Don't our Enforcers hate that?"
"It's not that we hate it... No, you're right, Miss Darae. We've still been putting Geum Taeyang-nim on the same level as other men."
The Enforcers grumbled that they didn't like it, but ended up convinced by Darae instead.
Jealousy is an emotion you hide unless the man permits it.
The Enforcers were just jealous that Geum Taeyang's body would be visible to random women.
A true Wise Mother Good Wife naturally supports what a Male Lord wants from behind the scenes...!!
The Enforcers began another round of self-reflection.
Meanwhile.
"Bro. But why are you doing part-time gigs and streaming as a guy?"
Takuya was curious why Geum Taeyang, a man, was doing part-time work and streams—dressed as a Male Cosplay Woman, no less.
"Why do work? A man has to be able to feed his women and kids himself."
"Huh? That's women's work."
Even at Geum Taeyang's answer, Takuya still looked confused.
"That's right. You were a man of this world too... Listen up, Takuya. You think it's right to live being raised by women like that? A man should show off his abilities."
"I don't really get it. But since Taeyang-bro says so! I'll try to act and think that way too! To get a body like yours, I gotta start with the mindset!"
"Good."
Takuya's attitude was worlds apart from trash like Luke—how excellent!!
"But why do you wanna be like me? Where's your big sis?"
"Ah... Sis went back to university now that break's over. My sis is amazing! She's qualified as a Wise Mother Good Wife, all the way to Wise Mother level!"
"Oh? Impressive. So what's the reason you wanna work out?"
"'Cause I'm scared..."
Scared?
Geum Taeyang couldn't comprehend for a moment. Women weren't scary to him at all.
They were more like lovable beings.
But scared...?
"Ah...!"
Geum Taeyang soon realized that men in this world treated women roughly yet feared them.
Luke had feared women too, even while bullying them.
Like a hedgehog bristling its quills when scared.
It was natural for Takuya to be scared.
If women didn't check each other, any man could get crushed to death anytime in this world.
"Got it. I'll make sure you never fear women again."
"And..."
"And?"
Takuya glanced around, then whispered softly in Geum Taeyang's ear.
"I have someone I like."
"...Takuya. I'll make you perfect. Down to the bone. It'll be tough, but you up for it?"
"Yes!"
"Good."
Your feelings came through.
Sensing the fervor burning in Takuya's eyes, Geum Taeyang signaled Darae.
"Darae Big Sis. Get ready."
"Got it!!"
At Geum Taeyang's words, Darae hit the button to start the stream.
WAAAAAAAAH!!
Two men! Two men!!
Crazy bitch above, shut up a bit
Two men. Two men.
Yeah, yeah. See? Not so noisy now
Crazy bitches
Viewers poured in the moment the stream went live, with chat scrolling endlessly.
"Like I said before, today's stream is with a guest. Since there's a guest, honorific spamming is an instant ban. Got it?"
Yessir! Loyalty! Loyalty!
Understood!!
No honorifics is fine... two men are on!!
Even banned from honorific spamming, viewers didn't rebel much.
The previous streams had been abnormal anyway. Male streamers allowing honorific spam?
"Alright, so what're we doing with today's guest? Straight up!! Workouts!! Yay~!!"
Clap clap clap-!!
As rehearsed, Takuya's escorts burst into loud applause.
At the same time, Darae panned the camera over the gym equipment nearby.
Workouts...?
They're gonna die, right?
Geum Taeyang-nim, you can't do that!
Recent papers say men need moderate exercise too
Fuck that, what do PhD bitches who've never met a man know?
Lots of worried posts flooded chat, treating the scary-looking equipment like torture devices.
"So, what workout? Straight up... swimming!!"
Wasting no time on the gym gear Darae showed, Geum Taeyang revealed a large tub filled with water—a makeshift pool.
Swimming?
You're gonna drown!!
Uwaaaah!! Geum Taeyang-nim, no water!!
It was a tiny pool that didn't even reach Geum Taeyang's knees.
Shallower than a public bath.
He'd planned a real pool, but Takuya's escorts opposed it, forcing this makeshift instead.
Truth be told, Geum Taeyang was a bit worried Takuya might drown.
"Let's start. Takuya, you first."
The shallow, wide tub fit Geum Taeyang and Takuya with no issue.
Takuya stepped in, clothes and all, following Geum Taeyang's lead.
Not that "stepped in" meant much—it was knee-deep at best.
"Lie back and give me your hands."
"Yes, bro."
Ooooh!!
Look at those clothes clinging wet!!
Who's that guy?
It's Takuya!!
Takuya! Takuya!!
Unaware of chat freaking over his wet clinging clothes, Takuya lay back fully into the water.
"Bro. I won't drown, right?"
"Man, it'd be harder to drown at that depth."
Geum Taeyang played along with Takuya's joke, then called Takuya's escorts.
"I'm getting in the water now too. Hold Takuya's hand here. Tight, don't let go."
"Pardon? Sure!"
"Can we?"
"Of course. Takuya, cool?"
"Ahh..."
Handing Takuya's hands to the escorts, Geum Taeyang was about to enter the pool proper to teach swimming for real.
Takuya looked a bit scared.
Geum Taeyang whispered in his ear.
"Takuya. Weren't you gonna stop fearing women? You gotta at least be able to hold hands."
"...Got it. Bro. I'll try."
One escort per hand.
Takuya gripped two women's hands, face set with resolve.
"Good job. Now me."
Geum Taeyang stripped off his top and bottoms completely.
Underneath emerged his swimsuit-clad body.
Unlike Takuya, Geum Taeyang had no qualms exposing skin—he slipped into the water smoothly, grabbed Takuya's legs, and started shaking them.
"Move your legs slowly. Too fast and you'll cramp. Nice and slow."
"Yes...!!"
Ooh yeah
Whoa... woooah... That's not a 'Male Cosplay Woman', that's Geum Taeyang-nim's body?
Kyaaaaaaa!!!
The moment Geum Taeyang appeared on camera, viewers forgot all about Takuya learning to swim.
Who'd watch flabby Takuya when Geum Taeyang's chiseled body was right there?
"Heh..."
"Dro..."
"Ow, you're drooling."
Takuya's escorts were already drooling over Geum Taeyang's rock-hard abs.
'Bro's the real deal.'
Watching Geum Taeyang casually bare his torso in front of women, Takuya vowed over and over to become like that.
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