Chapter 72
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 72
Chapter Title: 3-Month Ban
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Shocking broadcast of Geum Taeyang's dick reveal.
But there was one viewer who hadn't seen the spectacle.
The Empress Tronia of the Kaleon Empire.
"So you're saying we need to open the national treasury to provide relief to the people right now?"
"Yes, Your Majesty. With five years of poor harvests driving up food prices, even nobles are starving. Please save them."
"Make it so."
As the ruler of the empire, she was incredibly busy.
She couldn't keep watching Geum Taeyang's broadcast. Dozens of matters requiring her approval piled up every single day.
Even using clones to handle them proactively, it was still impossible to catch every one of his streams.
"Is this the last item on today's agenda?"
"Yes, Your Majesty."
"Then everyone, withdraw."
"We are grateful for your grace."
Finishing her daily duties, Tronia returned to her bedroom and immediately pulled out her smartphone.
Diving into Geum Taeyang's broadcast as if every second counted.
[Loading...]
"Loading? "
Tronia cried out in despair.
If AsiaTV were an imperial company, she'd have thrown every last executive in prison for this outrage!
How many people were watching to cause such lag?
167,663,097
"167 million...?"
When she sent that photo earlier, there had only been about a million viewers...
Now 167 million were tuned in?
This was basically everyone on AsiaTV crammed into one stream.
"What the hell is it?! Show me too!!"
......
"But why aren't any chats showing up?"
The screen was still loading, but the chat window was eerily silent.
As if no one was watching at all.
Why isn't anyone chatting?
Hey. You send a pic and then vanish again? Can't see the screen?
"Hee hee hee!!"
Forgetting her position as empress entirely, Tronia grinned like an idiot.
It felt just like a one-on-one chat with Geum Taeyang.
I can't see it.
Looks like a ton of people flooded in, so it's lagging a bit. Hang tight.
'What the hell is it?'
Tronia waited patiently.
About 20 seconds later.
Finally, the spinning loading icon vanished from the black screen's center, replaced by Geum Taeyang's dick.
"Huh?"
Letting out a dumb sound of confusion, Tronia straightened up.
She was utterly conquered by the overwhelming majesty of that massive cock—long enough to reach her lower belly, thick as a 500ml PET bottle.
"Hahk! Hahk! Hahk!! Taeyang Lord! Woof woof...! Woof! I'm Taeyang Lord's dog...!!"
Tronia immediately dropped into a doggy pose and barked!
Not that Geum Taeyang could hear her.
Schlick schlick...!
And she started masturbating right away.
With a cock that magnificent right in front of her, not jerking off would be absurd.
Tongue lolling out long, she disabled the phone's touch screen and licked at Geum Taeyang's dick on the display.
Only the cold glass met her tongue, but Tronia kept licking relentlessly.
...What the hell. Why no chat again? Want to Get Fucked, are you a bot too?
"No! No!! Hahk hahk...!!"
Geum Taeyang's voice called out to the silent Tronia from the phone.
Tronia responded.
Of course, he couldn't hear her either.
[00:00]
Alright! That's it for today! Now even the jobless virgins know what a real man's body looks like, right?
"Huh? I-I only saw it for 5 seconds?"
As the timer in the screen's corner hit zero, Geum Taeyang grabbed his pants to cover up.
'Fuck fuck fuck fuck...!!'
Time acceleration.
Instant.
Nayuta.
Nayuta kalpa.
Tronia deployed every technique to stretch out time.
Even that brief moment of him pulling up his pants—she needed to burn the image of his cock vividly into her eyes.
"My, my techniques failed?"
But having submitted the instant she saw Geum Taeyang's dick, Tronia couldn't defy his will.
"Ah! Aaaah!! Aaaah!!"
Tronia clutched her horns as if to snap them off.
If he hadn't said they looked like nice handles, she might have actually broken them.
Please show 10 more seconds. I beg you...!!!
Ha... Hey, Want to Get Fucked. I showed it for 5 whole minutes and you're still greedy? I said I'd ban anyone asking for extensions midway. No reply when I asked why no chats, either. You're done.
3 Months
"A 3-month ban...?"
Tronia immediately summoned the nobles.
Three months without Taeyang Lord's streams? She'd wither and die.
Just like plants need the sun to live.
And Tronia's sun was Geum Taeyang.
"Gather all the humanities majors. We need to draft an apology."
The Kaleon Empire entered an unexpected golden age of humanities.
The Kaleon Empire, now in its golden age of humanities.
A woman was rummaging through the imperial treasury, her ass wiggling.
Not affiliated with the royals.
The legendary thief, Hong Jia.
Thieves' biggest trait? They work at night.
Thanks to that, she was a daytime jobless virgin and avid Geum Taeyang stream viewer.
Her reason for sneaking into the Kaleon Empire? One thing.
"The Golden Dildo...!!"
Legend said it was molded from a Male Lord's proud cock in ancient times.
Surely a size rivaling Taeyang Lord's.
"Found it...?"
The dildo she unearthed was pathetically underwhelming.
About 13cm long, thin enough to fit snugly in a toilet paper roll.
"Huh?"
Hong Jia left the treasury in disbelief.
The next day.
Working my ass off with this pathetic thing. Sigh.
"Capture... that bitch right now!!!"
Seeing the message Hong Jia left on the dildo, Tronia flew into a rage. Of course.
Geum Taeyang's dick reveal stream caused a massive uproar.
The first to react were IMPU's Ten Thousand Year Elders.
"Hmm... This could shatter other Male Lords' confidence and self-esteem."
"We need to delete the replay segment."
"Shouldn't we get Taeyang Lord's permission first?"
Geum Taeyang's overwhelming cock made even their ancient wombs twitch and knees buckle. No way it should be public media.
Other Male Lords seeing it might plunge into self-loathing and die from depression or worse.
"It's already deleted from replays."
"Aeri, Kim Gyul, and Aka are handling support well."
Soon the elders realized their worries were unfounded and sighed in relief.
"Just a bit longer, my dear husband."
Meanwhile, one person was gleaming with excitement.
The men's online community split between jobless virgins and office workers who'd seen the stream.
Jobless virgins who still haven't seen a dick? Upvote~
Whoa, so that's what a dick looks like.
International law bans dildos bigger than Male Lords', right?
Means Taeyang Lord is that special~
The jobless virgins who'd watched the stream were all talking dicks.
What the hell is it?
What even are jobless virgins? Did they all do drugs together? Bitches who never saw one yapping about dicks.
Lol fact: Taeyang Lord revealed his dick on stream~
Go check the replay.
Dick reveal part's deleted lololol
Money-grubbing bitches? Upvote~ Upvote lol
The office workers raged, but couldn't stop the jobless virgins' chirping.
Did you really see a dick...!
Show me what you saw!!
Why does Taeyang Lord always stream during work hours?
A few office workers who checked the replay confirmed the unnatural cut between pants down and up, then wailed.
The culprit behind it all, Geum Taeyang, casually headed to the gym for a workout.
"Hup... Hah!!"
Women hospitalized days ago with severe dehydration weren't sick—they collapsed from excessive masturbation. All have records of watching Taeyang Lord's stream...
Geum Taeyang started bench presses with a satisfied smile, listening to the news.
Women passing out from dehydration just from seeing his dick and jerking off? Nothing more gratifying.
Proof of true manhood.
Murmurs.
"It's a Male Lord."
"Who's that?"
"Newbie, huh? That's Takuya!"
"A bit less than Taeyang Lord... but still so hot!!"
As Geum Taeyang benched, the gym suddenly buzzed.
Takuya, who hadn't shown up in ages.
"Everyone, back off!!"
"No manners around a Male Lord? Staring like that!!"
"Step back!!"
Takuya's escorts shoved the women far away.
Perhaps too accustomed to Geum Taeyang.
The women, unused to keeping distance even while watching from afar, timidly retreated.
Among the retreating women, one who didn't: Tarae.
As Geum Taeyang's woman, she had no reason to yield to Takuya.
"Hey, President Tarae. You can't just stare at our Takuya Lord like that."
"Yes, I can. My Male Lord is here."
"Male Lord? Hey, this is Gold Mary!"
"Gold Mary? Look closely. See the ID?"
Following Tarae's point, the escorts spotted the ID dangling from Geum Taeyang's shoulder on the bench press.
"Gasp!!"
"Bro? You're a real bro! No wonder your gaze wasn't sticky like other women!!"
Shocked escorts, delighted Takuya.
"Long time no see."
"Bro!! Yeah, long time. Why pretend to be a Male Cosplay Woman all this time?"
"Eh, too annoying. You know how it is—guys can't even get a part-time gig without everyone stopping them."
"Whoa...!!"
Takuya looked at Geum Taeyang.
A body packed with muscle that screamed "man."
Compare to himself.
Jiggling flab making walking a chore.
The overwhelming gap sparked admiration in Takuya.
"Bro, you're awesome."
"Yeah? Thanks."
Geum Taeyang didn't hate Takuya.
Of the two men he'd met in this world, Luke was trash, but Takuya had always been polite even when he posed as a Male Cosplay Woman.
"Bro... Can you teach me to work out?"
"Workout?"
...!!!
Takuya's request sparked a great content idea for Geum Taeyang.
"Instead of just teaching... Wanna guest on my stream? I'll film without showing your face."
"S-stream...?"
"T-Taeyang Lord! A s-stream? Our Takuya Lord is..."
"Shut it! You gonna interrupt guys talking, bitch?"
"B-bitch?!"
Geum Taeyang's roar made Takuya's escorts step back.
An alpha male's command was plenty to make them obey.
"Whaddya say? In?"
"Ugh...!! Yeah! If I can get a body like you, Sun Bro!!"
"Good. Pay'll be generous. No brag, but this bro's raking it in. When's good for you?"
Geum Taeyang grinned in satisfaction.
Not just joy at snagging a guest.
A newbie that'd make any gym rat salivate!
One with enough grit not to quit easily? Even better...!!
'What first? Burpees? Squats? Nah, knees might buckle under his fat. No running either...'
Geum Taeyang swallowed hard, pondering what to start Takuya with next time.