Chapter 35
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 35
Chapter Title: Date with Park Hana
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Geum Taeyang took Park Hana to the movie theater first.
The national rule of a date had to be the movie theater, right?
By a stroke of luck, a well-reviewed romance film had just opened.
Since it was a weekday morning, the theater was pretty empty. The two part-timers at the ticket counter were too busy chatting with each other to notice much.
"Two couple seats, please."
But the moment Geum Taeyang approached them...
Their faces, which had been animated in conversation, flushed beet red.
Kyung kyung♡
Just looking at him made their lower bellies tingle and throb.
'Is he really a man?'
Even if he wasn't, what did it matter?
With a body and looks this perfect...
They were just Sword Users and 2nd Circle mages—ordinary women who'd long given up on ever landing a man.
In fact, it was even better if the guy in front of them was a Male Cosplay Woman.
Men were impossible, so you had to give up. But a Male Cosplay Woman? That was a possibility.
A man chiseled like a sculpture wouldn't show up at a movie theater.
Especially not arm-in-arm with a woman. And the woman next to him was pressing her huge tits firmly against his arm.
So he had to be a Male Cosplay Woman for sure.
Men hated skin contact with women so much...
Unless it was mandatory breeding sex enforced by law, most men wouldn't even hold hands with a woman.
"I'll handle the payment."
"No, let me do it."
The two part-timers, who'd finished their assessment, immediately tried to outdo each other for the chance to ring him up.
Maybe paying for him would lead to springtime romance with this ideal type perfectly mimicking a man.
"Paying is supposed to be my role, isn't it?"
"What are you saying? We agreed to take turns since it's empty weekday mornings."
The part-timers, who would've been ready to die for his sake, now glared at each other like mortal enemies on a single log bridge.
"Please hurry up and process it."
Geum Taeyang had no interest in watching their comical squabble.
He hadn't come to the theater just to watch a movie.
"Th-thank you!! Do you have a discount card, by any chance?"
"No."
"Ah! W-well, how about making one now? This is the perfect opportunity!"
"Hey, cut the nonsense and just process the payment."
Park Hana could clearly see them trying to flirt with Geum Taeyang, so she glared at them in annoyance.
'Horny bitches...'
She knew the part-timers thought Geum Taeyang was a Male Cosplay Woman, not a real man.
They wouldn't pull that stunt in front of an actual man.
The proper response would've been to bow their heads and say, 'We can't possibly take a Male Lord's money—could the lady beside you handle it instead?'
They couldn't refuse payment entirely.
Men's welfare was restricted to boost their masculinity, but men barely needed money anyway.
Who would dare charge a man?
That's why the law existed.
The law mandating fair payment from men. Discounts were allowed, but never more than 50% off.
So asking the woman beside a man to pay was the correct way.
But since they weren't doing that, they definitely saw Geum Taeyang as a Male Cosplay Woman.
It wasn't unreasonable.
Even back when Geum Taeyang first showed up at the police station.
They hadn't thought he was wandering the streets alone and needed protection.
No, they'd assumed a Male Cosplay Woman was breaking the law by wearing a Penis Strap in public.
Geum Taeyang looked so perfectly like a man that even the police had been fooled.
In fact, getting mistaken for a Male Cosplay Woman like this was proof of how far beneath him this world's men were.
"S-sorry! I'll process it right away. Done. H-have a great day!!"
Under Park Hana's urging, the part-timer grimaced but flashed a bright smile at Geum Taeyang as she finished the transaction.
"Um, do you want popcorn!?"
But she couldn't let him go just like that.
Few people came to the theater and left after just the movie. Most paired it with popcorn.
Desperate for even a moment more of his face and voice, the part-timer pulled out her trump card.
"Popcorn...? Want some, Big Sister?"
"B-Big Sis-Sis-Sister!? She's insane...!!"
"To mimic a man this perfectly... Are you a celebrity? Could I get an autograph!!?"
One part-timer felt short of breath at Geum Taeyang's "Big Sister" line and thrust paper and pen at him.
"An autograph...? Hand over the pen and paper."
Geum Taeyang, whose interests had been drifting toward showbiz lately, signed the paper they offered as practice.
"Th-thank you!!"
"Sis! I'll cheer for you on TV!!"
"Thanks."
After signing and buying popcorn, Geum Taeyang led Park Hana to the arcade inside the theater.
The arcade was set up for waiting between movie times, filled with various machines.
Among them, Geum Taeyang had his eye on the so-called four-panel photo booth.
"Let's take some pictures, Big Sister."
"P-Pictures...? Uh. Sure!!"
Once they squeezed into the tiny photo booth, Geum Taeyang and Park Hana ended up pressed right together.
Thump thump.
Park Hana's heart raced wildly, terrified Geum Taeyang might hear it.
"Smile, Big Sister."
"Okay!!"
Smack.
With Geum Taeyang's hand firmly gripping her waist and pulling her close, a natural smile bloomed on Park Hana's face.
Click-!
"Eek!!"
Her surprised expression when he suddenly pressed his cheek to hers.
Click-!
The booth began snapping photos for the amount Geum Taeyang had inserted.
Even shots of Park Hana playfully messing with Geum Taeyang got captured.
"Beeeh-!!"
This time, Park Hana stuck out her tongue playfully.
Geum Taeyang's playful side kicked in too.
Squish!!
"Kyaa... Beeeeh!?"
He groped her breast while capturing her playfully extended tongue.
Click-!!
Park Hana's body trembled at the thought of such a vulgar photo being preserved forever.
"How's that, Big Sister? Fun, right?"
"Yeah... So much fun. This is the best."
How thrilling was this?
A man willingly documenting his lewd acts with her in photos.
"Any poses or angles you want?"
"Uh...? Well... Um..."
Could she say it?
The last photo was a bit tame. Too weak as proof to submit that she was this stud's bitch.
The courts might not even accept such flimsy evidence.
"C-Could we... do one with my top off and you grabbing my tits...?"
"Thinking like that on a date? You're a total perv, Big Sister."
"Hah... You made me this way, Taeyang... We shouldn't do this in public..."
The playful shots had turned lewd, but neither Park Hana nor Geum Taeyang had any intention of stopping.
Click! Click!!
Only after capturing her watermelon-like breasts in their perfect shape, complete with perky erect nipples, did they finally exit the booth.
"Look at this, Big Sister. Round tits with nipples poking out all unnaturally."
"Yeah... I'll keep it in my wallet. Pass it down as an heirloom. Thank you so much, Taeyang."
"No big deal."
Smack♡
Geum Taeyang's hand came down on Park Hana's ample ass.
"Hng...♡"
"I'm the one thankful you were born with a body this slutty, Big Sister."
"Yeah..."
"Shall we catch the movie now?"
"S-Sure?"
Drenched in arousal, Park Hana followed Geum Taeyang into the screening room.
She desperately wanted to pin him down and fuck him right then...
'No way it'd work.'
She recalled how Aka had gotten punished for saying she'd rape him.
Seeing Aka still broken from the ongoing punishment, Park Hana wondered if it had been too harsh.
But in hindsight, Aka was in the wrong.
The image of Geum Taeyang getting raped by a woman just didn't compute.
He was that overwhelmingly male.
Even now, just linking arms and resting her face on his shoulder...
His pheromones flooded her mind, driving out her upper dantian's inner energy and claiming the space for themselves.
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Geum Taeyang fancied himself something of a cultured guy—romance, blockbusters, thrillers, horror, he'd seen it all.
To him, this world's romance movies were... something else.
-You idiot woman! Go die in my place already...!
-Such romantic words!!
The actress playing the man would tell a big-titted woman something like that, and she'd call it romantic, charge a void beast monster without hesitation, and die.
And the "man" had obvious huge tits she couldn't hide.
Impossible to see her as male, ruining any immersion.
Was this how the Male Cosplay Women of this world imitated men?
-The daughter of the hero who died in a Male Lord's stead?
And they hyped the dead woman as a hero for dying to protect a Male Lord.
The daughter of that woman ends up dating the man her mom protected? Utter madness.
Even when they confirmed their love, no kiss—just pinky promises, the lead actress in ecstasy as she heads to the hospital.
-It's the baby made from the sperm my husband banked for me.
-Don't get cocky. You're just the outer wife who brings in the cash.
-Yes! Thank you!
The dialogue was a mess.
'This is insane.'
"Sob sob... So touching."
But to Park Hana and this world's people, it was moving—tears echoed sporadically.
Geum Taeyang couldn't get it, but... it was Park Hana's birthday today.
If she liked it, wasn't that enough?
With that thought, he pulled a prepared handkerchief from his pocket and gently wiped her eyes.
'Huh...? Huh?!'
At that tender gesture...
Kyung♡
Park Hana's pussy, which had calmed during the movie, started throbbing kyung kyung again.