Chapter 34
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 34
Chapter Title: Park Hana's Birthday
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Three weeks had already passed since Geum Taeyang started working at the gym.
'14 million won.'
He'd only been working part-time for a mere three weeks, yet he'd already saved up 14 million won.
His hourly wage was definitely 40,000 won, and he worked five hours a day.
Yet he'd managed to accumulate this much money.
It was a clear sign of how well the gym owner, Darae, had been taking care of him.
With the money he'd earned from his part-time job, he began planning a birthday gift for Park Hana and their date itinerary.
Before he knew it, quitting time had arrived.
Geum Taeyang slipped out of the bathroom as discreetly as if he were emerging from a locker, careful not to be seen by anyone, and headed up to the gym.
"Oh? I-It's already quitting time, huh. Ahaha-!!"
Darae forced an awkward smile upon confirming it was Geum Taeyang's time to leave.
She fidgeted awkwardly.
Even after giving him so much money, she still couldn't speak properly to him. The moment she saw him, she crossed her legs tightly and just stared intently.
Pfft!
Geum Taeyang chuckled lightly at the sight before opening his mouth.
"Boss, as I mentioned, I'm taking tomorrow off."
"T-Tomorrow? Was it tomorrow... W-We have so much w-work piling up?!"
"Sorry. I've got something to do, so no choice."
"Ah... Ah...!!"
At Geum Taeyang's words that he wouldn't be coming in tomorrow, Darae flapped her mouth open and closed like a fish out of water, speechless.
It was a bit pitiful, but there was no helping it.
Tomorrow was Park Hana's birthday—the very reason he'd taken the part-time job.
He'd already prepared the gift and the full date course.
Still, since Darae had done so much for him...
Maybe he should give her a little reward.
"I'll work even harder after my day off tomorrow. Boss."
"O-Okay..."
With those words, Geum Taeyang swung his hand down.
Smack-!!
"Heek?!"
"See you the day after tomorrow!"
Darae, who climaxed lightly from the sudden spank on her butt, could only gaze dreamily at Geum Taeyang's departing figure, unable to say a word.
"H-Have I... really ruined my life...?"
The thought that she'd climaxed from getting her butt spanked by a 'Male Cosplay Woman' made Darae seriously question her own identity.
She still believed Geum Taeyang was Geum Mary, so it was unavoidable.
If she learned he was a real man... she'd probably think climaxing from a spanking was only natural... but not yet.
In the end... Darae began to abandon the realm she'd built up herself.
The seven gears in her heart started shattering one by one.

Chirp chirp.
"Hum hum~"
Park Hana had gotten up early in the morning to pick out clothes and do her makeup.
Today was finally her birthday.
Normally, a birthday was a day to offer thanks to the father whose name and face she didn't even know, for allowing her to be born.
But today was different.
There was a man who wanted to celebrate her birth.
Geum Taeyang.
How was he so good at saying and doing things that completely stole women's hearts?
He made any woman fall for him inevitably.
Grrrr...
Which bastards had confined and trained such a lovable man...!!
Anger surged suddenly, but Park Hana soon smoothed her expression.
Today was supposed to be a happy day.
Geum Taeyang would buy her a gift with the money he'd earned for her, and they'd go on a date.
"Huh...? Am I... trash?"
Thud-!
Park Hana suddenly collapsed to the floor.
A realization hit her that she'd overlooked, hidden behind Geum Taeyang's sweet words.
Wasn't she just like a trashy woman living off money a man earned by working for her...?
Men did work sometimes.
It was when their wives' earnings weren't enough to buy the luxury items they wanted.
Just showing up to a company for a day earned them millions simply for being men.
Turning on a broadcast and saying nothing for 30 minutes raked in tens of millions effortlessly.
A 5-second cameo in a movie netted tens of millions.
And that money was never spent on their wives.
Of course not.
Yet Geum Taeyang had worked at a tough, dangerous(?) gym to buy her a birthday gift and plan a date course...!!
It was touching, but a sense of self-loathing washed over her too.
She felt like a pussy that couldn't even properly support her man.
If she'd been born with a pussy, it was only natural for her to earn money and offer it to her husband...
"N-No, Taeyang said he hates that himself...!!"
Park Hana quickly shook off the negative thoughts.
Geum Taeyang was different from other men. He'd said he didn't want to live off women.
Even if it was brainwashing from horrific torture... she had to understand.
It was a famous story: a child raised by wolves adopts wolf behaviors and habits.
There was an infamous paper about one such child dying from excessive stress after being raised humanely.
Geum Taeyang had lived in such a horrific place since childhood... so he naturally did things women loved.
Treating him the same as other men by force would just stress him out... That was what Park Hana needed to do now.
"Yeah... so... let's enjoy it."
"Right. We should enjoy it."
"Taeyang Lord's too merciful."
"Heh hek hek... Krrrooook...♡"
As Park Hana resolved to enjoy herself, the enforcers appeared behind her, chiming in one by one.
Aka, whose punishment wasn't over yet, was still struggling to soothe her overheated womb.
"A woman receiving a gift and enjoying a date on her husband's precious money."
"You think that's remotely acceptable?"
"Heh hek hek...♡"
"But if Taeyang celebrated your birthdays, you'd accept it too, right?"
"Of course we'd gratefully accept!"
"Refusing a gift from Male Lord? Any trashy woman like that deserves to die on the spot."
"Oook♡ Oooook♡"
Park Hana furrowed her brow. What nonsense were they spouting, popping up like this...?
She wondered at their hypocrisy— they'd happily enjoy it if Geum Taeyang threw them a birthday party, yet here they were lecturing her.
"Don't take it for granted. Always be grateful. And if you're truly grateful, enjoy it to the fullest, matching Taeyang Lord's preparations!!"
"No pointless thoughts. Betraying Taeyang Lord means death. So enjoy yourself freely. We'll handle security."
"Hek♡ Heut♡ Hik?!"
They were just sincerely teaching her the mindset of a Wise Mother Good Wife.
"Got it."

Park Hana finished putting on her carefully selected outfit and replied.
Yeah.
No pointless thoughts.
Geum Taeyang had told her during sex.
No other thoughts.
She wouldn't do anything exceeding shamelessness anymore.
The guilt of enjoying his money could come later.
She vowed to make his hard work worthwhile by having the most joyful time possible, then stepped out the door.
Geum Taeyang was standing there as if he'd been waiting.
'He's so tall...'
Park Hana fell for him all over again at the sight of Geum Taeyang, sharply dressed in a black suit she'd never seen him prepare.
His solid muscles and broad shoulders made him the perfect clothes horse.
Even rags worn by beggars would turn into fashion on him.
'Haaah... Love it.'
And his height.
Looking up at his gaze that looked down on her made her head bow naturally.
That gaze, as if looking down on a female... felt so good...
She realized once more how trashy the short men from her blind dates had been, always forcing her to look up at them.
"All set? Shall we go?"
"Y-Yeah...♡"
When Geum Taeyang offered his hand, Park Hana blushed deeply in shy delight and took it.
Holding hands with a man on a date...! This was something you only saw in movies or dramas!!
Whoosh! Swoosh! Whoosh!!
The enforcers slipped into Geum Taeyang's shadow to begin their protection detail.
He could leave worries about approaching women to them.
"Big Sis, stick a bit closer. We're lovers, after all."
"L-Lovers... Taeyang. I-I'm not like other women, obsessing to be your wife or concubine after one time. Even as an outside wife or concubine is fine... just make me feel this good sometimes."
"My wife? Concubine?"
Geum Taeyang tilted his head at the unfamiliar words.
Wife, concubine—what were outside wife and concubine?
"You might not know. Those crime syndicates... didn't even teach you basic common sense."
Park Hana started to explain as she walked hand-in-hand with him like lovers.
"More than that, stick even closer, Big Sis."
But such useless knowledge wasn't what Geum Taeyang needed now.
The important thing was to make her enjoy her first birthday celebration, not just be thankful for it.
Park Hana ended up walking with her chest pressed firmly against Geum Taeyang's thick arm, leaning into him.
"Hah-!! O-Outside, doing this..."
"Why?"
Should she tell this innocent man the truth?
Such a wicked thought crossed her mind, but Park Hana decided to be honest.
She had to teach him properly, or he'd show this to other women too.
"A man linking arms with a woman... it's unconventional."
"Is that so? Illegal?"
"Not... illegal, but you might get reported. For a woman sexually harassing a man like trash."
"I'm fine with it. No problem even if reported. So stick close. Your chest feels good, Big Sis."
Liking a woman's chest against him... Geum Taeyang really was special.
Men instinctively hated skin contact with women.
Recent studies said it was a survival instinct.
Back when the male-to-female ratio was 1:1000.
When protections for men weren't fully established.
Numerous evil arts proliferated.
Dual cultivation methods ignoring men's well-being led to qi deviation deaths.
The most infamous forbidden evil art was the Dog Transformation Chastity Control Technique.
Because of such arts, men who enjoyed skin contact with women all suffered qi deviation and vanished—that was the consensus.
Thus, surviving men instinctively disliked skin contact with women.
But Geum Taeyang was different.
'Chastity control... Nah, I'm the one reverse-chastity controlling them...'
Even with Park Hana and four enforcers clinging to him, not only did he avoid chastity control—he reverse-chastity controlled them.
During sex, Geum Taeyang always stayed perfectly firm, while Park Hana and the enforcers passed out after squirting every fluid from their bodies until dehydrated.
"I love leaning on your sturdy arm too♡"
"Shall we go? I'll make today truly fun for you, Big Sis."
"Yeah!!"
So, just for today, it should be fine to cling to Geum Taeyang without letting go.
-As expected of Taeyang Lord...!
-Amazing. Ignoring others' stares! That's what makes us admire him!!
-Ohhek...♡ Ohook...♡
Watching them, the enforcers began protecting him even more diligently from women trying to approach, eagerly awaiting their own birthdays.
Because they'd need this help later too...
