The Depths of Unfiltered Madness
After speaking with Adelaide, I immediately began preparing for sleep. “Heh heh. Doesn’t this feel kinda weird?” “It’s not like we’re here on vacation, but it does feel like we’re just hanging out,” Dana replied to Franc’s mutter.
We lay in a circle on the grass, our heads touching in the center. This was the first time I was inviting anyone other than Veronica into the inner world of my mind through Seidr.
“Leave the lookout to me☆!” Larilura volunteered to watch over us alongside Elka.
No big deal should happen, but we still need someone to wake us if things go south.
That’s why Elka and Larilura planned to stay awake. Elka, who hadn’t been able to break the curse due to the seniors worrying about side effects, looked disappointed but ultimately understood.
“My beloved. You may begin.”
At Veronica’s words, our party grasped the ᚦ (Thurisaz) rune and closed our eyes. Adelaide was sleeping elsewhere. If she rolled around in her sleep and we got crushed, it would be a catastrophe.
I drew up my mana.
“Lights out in the dorm.”
I inhaled the Magical Aroma (sleep gas) through my nose and fell into deep sleep. The moment I blinked, my consciousness sank as if logging into a VR game.
It felt like sinking into the depths of the ocean. This was my first time remaining lucid while consciously dreaming, so the sensation was strangely refreshing.
─Flash!
But then it happened. The moment I frowned at the strange pulsing of the ancient god’s mana, something went wrong.
Like the floodlights of a nuclear submarine encountered during a deep-sea dive, a sudden burst of light slammed into my eyes. The brilliance erupting from the darkness completely blew away any trace of sleep!
“Gah—! Night watch! Gaaah—!”
I covered my face against the blinding light rising from below, but it wasn’t nearly enough to block it. It was like a military lantern barrage aimed at a deserter! For a child of darkness like this K-virgin, the light was unbearably bright!
Paah—!
While I was learning firsthand why flashbangs are considered weapons, the light finally faded and I cautiously opened my eyes.
Once I recovered from the lantern-induced blindness, I found myself in a snowfield. No, not quite. It wasn’t a snowfield—it was a paradise of immortals.
“……The fuck?”
The entire world was white. A vast expanse of white stretched all the way to the horizon. I assessed the situation.
My body was dressed in traditional Romanian clothing, the kind Brammaton or Veronica would wear. I knew how I’d ended up in it. Since we couldn’t exactly have a conversation naked, the two Bicorns had set up this option.
But unlike usual, the background wasn’t a grassy field—it was something strange. Yeah. It felt like we were above the clouds.
“Ah, Bro Tess. Why is the world like this?”
I awkwardly tugged at the clothes that looked like something Socrates might wear. It felt as uncomfortable as the weird Japanese traditional outfit I’d worn during a trip to Japan.
While adjusting my clothes, I tested the ground beneath my feet.
─Squish, squish.
It gave way when stepped on, but was surprisingly firm. It felt less like clouds and more like snow at a ski resort. I narrowed my eyes.
“To create this much fluffy white without any water…?”
With a suspicious feeling, I activated my all-around vigilance. If this were normal, Adelaide or Veronica would have explained it before we fell asleep. Something like, “When you wake up, you might be in heaven~”
This meant some kind of anomaly had occurred.
First, I checked whether this was truly my dream.
“Come forth! My Black Rose!”
At my loud call, a mithril spear appeared in my palm. I twisted and tied it like a balloon animal. In an instant, I’d created a balloon puppy on a stick.
For the record, I don’t actually know how to make balloon puppies.
“Woof! (Master!)”
Obviously, I also didn’t know how to make the balloon puppy bark.
“It’s a dream, alright.”
If this weren’t a dream, that would’ve been impossible. I returned the spear to its original form and felt a little relieved. If it was a dream, I could wake up anytime.
“So where did my wives go?”
I wandered around aimlessly for a bit. Logically, I should just wait quietly or wake up. But if I ‘rescued’ my wives who were probably panicking in this emergency, wouldn’t they fall for me again and give me a deep kiss?
“……Wait, what the hell? Am I in a stream-of-consciousness state right now?”
It felt like sleepwalking, where my body moved before my thoughts could catch up! It was somehow familiar. I was sure I’d equipped a talisman before sleeping that prevented rambling thoughts in dreams, right?
“If that’s the case…!”
I shuddered at the realization that flashed through my mind.
“──I can see my wives’ unfiltered affection!!”
The thrilling sense of taboo, like secretly peeking at someone else’s hidden folder! Franc who always kept a polite distance, the sharp-tongued Dana, and Veronica with her archaic speech—all in no-filter mode? Missing this would be a 140% regret-level ultra-limited sale.
Not to mention putting a nun’s veil on Dana earlier. Damn, today must be my lucky day.
“Reveal yourself! Flying Nimbus!”
With a gum-baring grin of rising excitement, I tore a piece of cloud from beneath my feet and hopped on. Riding the fluffy cloud, I grabbed the reins and stepped on the accelerator.
“From now on, I shall stand in the heavens!”
“Nimbus!”
Vroooom—!!
The Flying Nimbus shot high into the sky. My sharp intuition told me that from a higher vantage point, I’d be able to find my wives.
Where are they?
I spun the Nimbus like a bumper car and scanned 360 degrees. Then I spotted a purple-haired, slender, semi-nude scholar.
Dana, wearing nothing but a white lab coat, was blankly staring at the sky like an idiot.
Vroooom—!
─Screeech!
I stylishly parked the Nimbus right in front of her, like a rich kid showing off his sports car.
“Hey there, pretty lady. Got some free time? If you’re bored, wanna play with me?”
“Aah♡! Nor~♡!”
“……What the—?”
I nearly popped my eyes out at the sweet voice that sounded like it had been dipped in chocolate, dusted with sugar powder, and decorated with whipped cream.
“Where were you, Nor? I woke up and you weren’t next to me, so I got sad. Stay by my side forever. Don’t go far away……”
Dana clung to me while half-slipping out of even the lab coat she was wearing. Then she suddenly started sniffling as she looked at the Nimbus I’d ridden in on.
“What is this? Why are you riding a cloud, Nor? You’re not going to heaven without me, are you? If you came to say goodbye, will big sis cry? If you’re leaving, just take me with you. Okay?”
“……Noona, are you drunk?”
Even if I shoved an entire bottle of vodka up my noona’s ass, I doubt she’d act like this.
“Drunk? Umm… I don’t know. Am I drunk?”
Dana tilted her head like a bobblehead doll before pressing her face close to mine.
“Umm. Whatever, it doesn’t matter. Big sis only needs you……”
─Chu♥
Without warning, Dana kissed my cheek and then started licking it like a puppy. Her slightly protruding, healthy tongue tickled the space between my ear and cheek.
……Wait, is this fucking Dana a fake?
Had my dark desire to see Dana lose all self-control somehow specially summoned an alternate version of my wife?
Though the possibility existed, I couldn’t resist with a girl who looked exactly like Dana climbing on top of me while I wore nothing but heavenly robes.
“Ahaha♡! Nor, you smell like semen! Did you bring another new wife~?”
“What the hell are you saying? Who are you calling a guy with his brain fucked?”
I’d cleaned myself with magic before coming here, and this was inside a dream—why would I smell like semen?
Dana giggled with half-lidded eyes at my words.
“No~ way♥ Nor, if you keep sticking your dick in brains, you’ll get in trouble. If you feel like it, just put it in big sis instead? Yeah?”
This is driving me insane. The way she’s talking makes it seem real. They say fake madness shrinks before real madness. Witnessing this product of madness, I unknowingly began regaining my sanity.
I’d had thoughts like “hypnotic roleplay? Hell yeah!” before, but I never imagined it would turn out like this.
─Squelch, squelch.
“Huuung…… Ah♡ Ahhuuuung…♡”
Even as we spoke, Dana was grinding her crotch against my stomach in a cowgirl position. This noona must’ve really gone crazy.
“Ah, fuck! Stop! Noona! Get off for a second! We already had plenty of sex earlier!”
“Earlier……? Oh, right. It was really amazing, wasn’t it? I thought Nor was finally going to break big sis’s pussy.”
─Rub, rub.
Dana rubbed her cheek against my palm as I tried to push her face away.
“It felt like a rabbit being devoured by a wild dog, you know? You were so mean, Nor. Knowing full well that big sis is a pathetic premature-ejaculation onahole…… huuu…. Just thinking about it made me wet again…♡”
You don’t have to say that shit out loud, I already know. Since she didn’t piss herself, this wetness must be her love juices.
Dr. Dana, stroking my head with a female in heat expression.
“How can you torment big sis like that and then ask her to live without you? Now I feel like I could cum just from you touching my belly? Wanna try it♡?”
“No, seriously, fuck! Noona, your head seems more broken than your pussy right now!”
Wait, head?
A sudden thought struck me and I acted on it immediately. My instinct told me that in this stream-of-consciousness state, I’d miss the timing if I didn’t move now.
─Scribble, scribble.
“Hyaaang♥”
I carved the ᚦ (Thurisaz) rune on the back of Dana’s head and activated it. I wondered if the rune of mental protection could free her from this dream’s madness.
The effect was instantaneous.
“………………Huh?”
Dana’s eyes shrank to the size of beans, like she’d been caught masturbating to my photo.
……Creak.
She slowly turned her head, taking in the scenery above, below, left, and right. Then she looked at her own thighs, flooded without even being touched, and at her painfully erect pink nipples.
“………………”
Without a word, Dana rose from my stomach and walked toward the edge of the cloud platform. Startled, I rushed to stop her.
“Hey, shit! Dana!! What the hell are you trying to do!!”
“Let go, I’m gonna die!! Just let me die!! Fuck!!”
“You can’t die!! Even if you fall here, you’ll just wake up!!”
“Then I’ll just die after I wake up──!!”
─Flail, flail!!
I desperately hugged Dana from behind as she thrashed wildly, unable to endure the shame. Earlier I’d compared hearing someone’s true feelings to snooping through their hidden folder.
Maybe it was only natural to want to die after having your deepest secrets exposed.