Orichalcum (14)
Franc smiled, hiding her violently curvaceous figure. “Nord, that swimsuit looks amazing on you. As expected, Dana has great taste.”
“Heh heh heh… You don’t have to flatter me… A bitch like me would sink straight to the bottom of the ocean if you threw her in. I’m too hydrodynamic…”
Our little family of three was in a state of absolute fucking chaos. If it had just been the three of us, I would’ve been biting and sucking on my wives without hesitation, but with the rest of the party watching, it was ten times more awkward.
—Swoooosh.
The sound of waves crashing in at that exact moment. The sea. The sea was calling us!
If I jumped into cold water, maybe my head would cool off a little! Using that brilliant excuse, I hoisted both my wives up and threw them over my shoulders.
“Recruit Number One! Recruit Number Two!! We are commencing water entry!! Hold your breath tight!!”
“Kyaaaaaah──?!”
“Ahahaha!! Ahahahahahahaha!!”
The five-meter distance to the sea might as well have been nothing. —Splash!
I did a full mid-air spin before slamming into the water back-first with both wives. Since this was a tropical island, the water wasn’t that cold even though winter was approaching.
Franc kept laughing even after getting drenched, while Dana was coughing her lungs out.
“Cough, cough! You fucking bastard!! Water went up my nose!!”
“Who told you not to be careful? I literally warned you to hold your breath!!”
Saying that, I kicked off the surface and executed a perfect backflip. With five consecutive expert-level somersaults, I reached the other two who were still stunned.
“Huh? S-Senior?! Why are you picking us up too?!”
“Larilura. I have a terrible premonition and there’s nothing I can do about it.”
That premonition was spot on. As expected of the Prophet’s proxy. I hoisted both Larilura and Veronica onto my shoulders the same way and started running again.
I normally avoided this kind of physical contact, but apparently the ocean’s magic was doing something to me. The mother of all living things, the sea! In front of her, humans cast aside civilized etiquette and laws, surrendering completely to primal desires and impulses!
“The sea is the cruel queen of the night──!!”
“Senior?! I have legs, you know?! I can walk into the water myself?!”
“Master. Just so you know, I have never actually learned how to swi──.”
—Splash!
I ignored all the noise. Full water entry complete. As I stood up and wiped the water from my face, an enraged Dana sprayed seawater straight at me.
“Gaaaaaaaah!! Sis, I’m dying here!!”
“Die then, you bastard!! You were grinning like an idiot, wasn’t it that good?! Sorry my tits are so fucking small!!”
—Blub blub!
I couldn’t even fight back against the nonstop barrage of water kicks. As expected of someone from a water tribe, Dana was shooting water faster and more accurately than any water gun.
I held my breath and submerged myself. Then, like a swordfish aiming for a boat, I shot through the water and took position directly behind her. Dana grabbed my arm and thrashed around.
“Ah, you fucking bastard!! Let go right now?!”
“Sis. Sis.”
“What, you little shit!!”
“Just stay still for a second.”
“Stay still my ass──”
Dana, who had been fuming, suddenly shut her mouth the moment she felt something hard press against her waist. There was no way she wouldn’t recognize something she touched and sucked on every single day.
“Why? Did you think I didn’t get hard for you, Sis? How am I supposed to hold back when you’re wearing something this slutty? Earlier when you looked depressed, I almost grabbed you and kissed you, but I stopped because I thought I wouldn’t be able to hold back.”
“Ah, no, that’s… um…”
“It’s too late to apologize now.”
—Splash!
I grabbed Dana’s arm and pulled her underwater. The sea was so clear that everything was visible. I cupped her face and kissed her deeply. The water current prevented me from using my tongue, but I held her so tightly that her mind went blank as our lips pressed together.
—Whoosh!
I brought the dazed Dana back to the surface. When she wiped her lips with the back of her hand and made a resentful face, I whispered into her ear.
“My wife, if you keep pouting those lips without even realizing how horny you are, won’t my dick get angry?”
“……You shitty husband. From now on, kissing is banned during couple fights.”
“Which means next time we should skip the kiss and go straight to sex, right? If I put my dick in you, will you behave like a good girl? Like a newborn sucking on a baby bottle?”
“Aaaargh!! Get lost, you fucking prick!!”
“I didn’t say anything wrong~.”
Since she told me to get lost, I gave her ass a good squeeze before swimming away. Even though I was underwater, my dick showed no signs of calming down.
I swam over to Franc, who was drifting in the water. She had her massive breasts floating on the surface, enjoying the waves, and smiled when she saw me.
“Hehe. What’s wrong?”
“What do you mean, what’s wrong? I came because I missed you. Our Franc is really good at swimming too.”
Wet micro-bikini on those huge tits? Absolutely perfect. While I was flirting with Franc, I spotted Veronica who had fled to the beach, shaking out her hair. When she glared at me, I quickly hid behind Franc.
Larilura, who had escorted Veronica to shore, swam over to us.
“Senior~ Big sis~. The sun is really strong here. Don’t you want to put on some sunscreen~?”
“……Sunscreen?”
“Yes. Oh, sunscreen is like a potion. If you apply it to your skin, it prevents burning. I didn’t see it in Romania, but the swimsuit shop told me about it~.”
So they have that in this world too. Human thinking really is the same everywhere.
I imagined the scene of laying Franc and Dana down and massaging oil into their bodies. Their glistening backs and sideboobs under the sunlight…
‘Shiny oiled tits. Check.’
Not doing this would be a crime, goddammit. I quickly swam to shore and spread out a mat.
Dana, who followed me out, looked displeased as she tugged at her swimsuit strap.
“Sunscreen? Isn’t it just a potion? Do we really have to use it?”
“If you don’t, your skin will cook like roasted duck, Sis.”
I wasn’t sure if melanin existed for people in this world, but testing whether mana-enhanced skin could withstand this ultraviolet radiation seemed reckless. If it turned out they couldn’t handle sunlight after all, my wives would end up with skin problems.
When I spoke firmly, my wives obediently lay down on the mat without complaint. First, I used Water Creation to spray some water on them.
‘Hehe.’
—Squelch squelch!
I poured the sunscreen onto my palm and pulled down the backs of their swimsuits, applying the oil to their lower backs. Franc shivered at the cold sensation of the potion-oil.
“Mmm, ngh……”
“Franc. Don’t make weird noises. You’re making me embarrassed too… Eep!”
“Shhh. Both of you stay quiet. I’m just applying oil. If you act like perverts, I can’t do this properly.”
“Y-You’re the one touching us weirdly…… ngh……”
I laid both wives down side by side and rubbed the oil into their skin.
—Twitch. Twitch.
—Shiver.
My wives, who had grown accustomed to the foreplay I gave them before and after sex, flinched at every touch of my hands. The lock of their sexual pleasure had been perfectly shaped to fit the form of my hand, so the moment they recognized it as their husband’s touch, it opened automatically.
It was like fucking fingerprint recognition. Did my wives go into heat no matter where they were the moment I touched them? Their bodies seemed to have zero chastity when it came to their husband.
—Tap tap.
I gently ran my fingers over the collarbone area I usually touched when taking Franc from behind.
“Nngh……”
There was an immediate reaction. Since it was the kind of moan she really didn’t want to let out, Franc buried her face in her forearm.
‘The bastard who made this sunscreen must be a massive fucking pervert too.’
It’s a potion, yet you have to apply it to the body instead of drinking it? The faintly pleasant scent also stimulated sexual desire. The creator probably crammed his own lust into this potion while bullshitting about cost-effectiveness.
‘Excellent work, Professor.’
I offered a silent prayer to the unknown creator of the sunscreen. Rubbing viscous, slippery liquid all over the body… this was practically the same as sex.
“Alright, next. Should I do your legs too? Franc, stop trembling.”
“Haaang…… ngh. I-I’ll try to hold it…… in…”
“……Haa, ugh, hey…… Can’t I just apply it to my own legs?”
“Dana… If that’s how you feel, the two of us can just oil each other up……”
As I enjoyed the different textures of Franc and Dana’s skin under my palms, Franc eventually went limp, melting under my touch. Massaging was hard work, but with my mana buff, it was nothing more than light entertainment.
“Haa…… Fuck…… In the end, only our husband is enjoying this……”
“Hey now. Why are you talking like that when I’m serving my beloved wives?”
I deliberately let out a mischievous chuckle. Maybe it was because I hadn’t had sex even once since coming to Germania.
“Don’t have weird thoughts about your wives, okay? This is just a massage for health promotion. Think of it as service.”
“Oh? In that case, I cannot possibly be left out.”
“……Huh?”
There was a presence twenty centimeters behind me. It was Veronica. What the fuck? How did she get this close without me noticing?
Did this girl use runes to hide her presence? “Stay still. It would be troublesome if Master’s skin burned too, wouldn’t it? I shall fulfill my duty as your servant.”
Burning with both vengeance and playfulness, Veronica was extremely aggressive.
—Squelch squelch.
Veronica began rubbing her palms across my back while I was busy applying oil to my wives.
“This is absolutely not revenge for being forced into vegetarianism and thrown into the sea, okay? Serving Master’s convenience is simply the proper duty of a servant.”
An oil chain reaction running from Franc & Dana → me → Veronica. It was literally an oil train……!!
“Uwaaa fuck! Hey! Don’t put your hands on my neck! It tickles!!”
“Heh heh heh heh. Stop moving. It’s not like I’m going to eat you. Come now, my Master, behave with dignity.”
—Gently.
Fingers delicately stroking every ridge of my muscles! When her palm slid smoothly across the underside of my muscles, my waist involuntarily shot straight up.
This…… was this the Archery Body Bullet Shadow……?
“Ah! Let me join too~♥!”
Larilura cheerfully sat down beside Veronica. Thank fuck. If Larilura took the seat behind Veronica, things might get a little better! That’s what I thought as I relaxed my body, but suddenly two more hands appeared stroking my sides.
“Wait, Larilura? Take your hands off. At this timing, shouldn’t you be applying oil to Veronica instead of me?”
“Huh? Does Big Sis Veronica need sunscreen?”
“Not at all. If our Master wishes to apply it, I have no choice but to lie down and accept it, but this level of sunlight is far from enough to burn the body of a divine being.”
As expected of the Bicorn who used the Sowulo rune to fire off solar beams.
“……Hng. Master, Master, you say?”
At Veronica’s answer, Larilura let out a low nasal sound.
“Senior~♡? Why is Senior Veronica’s Master~?”
Don’t ask something like that while sticking your hand into my side, you bitch.
‘Fuck… I’m screwed!!’
I might be a married man, but I’m still a guy. No matter how you looked at Larilura or Veronica, they were both stunning beauties. Normally I tried not to think about them that way out of consideration, but there was no way I could stay calm while they were directly touching my body.
Besides, right now I was touching my wives too!
‘If my dick stays calm while touching and being touched, that’s just erectile dysfunction!’
I was Norde, a twenty-eight-year-old macho fitness man in the prime of his youth. I wasn’t on steroids, and there was nothing wrong with my corpora cavernosa. With sight, hearing, smell, and touch all urging an erection, my partner Mr. Dick began twitching in the valley of my groin.
My partner, who was finally beginning to fulfill its duty inside the oversized swim trunks! If I tried to remain completely unresponsive here, I’d have to become some kind of ‘wife-sexual’ like a homosexual, but I had not yet reached that realm!
Besides, a wife fetish? Wasn’t that basically a mental illness?!
This wasn’t good. I squeezed out the last of my willpower and quickly finished applying oil to my wives’ legs.
“Oil application complete! You bitches can play among yourselves now, fuck!!”
Since I had already finished their backs, it didn’t take long. I immediately threw myself onto the wide mat.
If things continued like this, they would definitely notice Mr. Dick twitching at Larilura and Veronica’s touch.
But that turned out to be a mistake.
“Oh really? You’re done?”
When I saw Dana lying right in front of me with an evil grin, I got a bad feeling.
“Lying down means you want us to apply it on you too, right?”
—Whoosh!
Dana pulled her swimsuit straps back up in a single second and climbed onto the back of my head. She sat on my neck with her ass and pressed down on my shoulders. She was careful not to break my neck, but I couldn’t get up!
“Look at this little shit’s wide back. If only one or two of us do it, it’ll take all day, huh?”
“Gaaaaah!! Sis, let go!! Your husband is being sexually harassed!!”
“Bullshit. How is applying a little oil sexual harassment? You said if you’re not a pervert you wouldn’t even care, didn’t you?”
Oh my god! Sis betrayed me! This can’t be reality!
“Hmm. Then I shall take care of the legs.”
Having said that, Veronica sat directly on my thighs. Naturally, that meant her lower parts were pressed against my legs. I’ll leave the rest to your imagination.
“I once read about it in a human book. Those who must walk a lot, like adventurers, should pay attention to the health of their legs. Leave it to me.”
Was this really the same girl who showed me her naked body in my dreams and looked like she wanted to kill herself?
It was her, alright. She was pretending to be calm, but her ears were bright red. However, there was one person whose face wasn’t red at all.
Larilura. That girl gave me, whose neck was currently pinned under Dana, a mischievous smile.
“I’m pretty confident when it comes to massages, you know~? Please enjoy it, ‘Master.’”
Of course, her eyes weren’t smiling at all.
“……Larilura? My dear junior? When Veronica calls me Master, she’s just joking around while acting like a freeloader.”
“……Oh? So my sincerity sounded like a joke? That is my fault, then.”
Fuck, this is a three-on-one. Isn’t this too unfair?
Larilura also climbed onto my legs. Whether because some minimal sense of shame or resistance remained, she didn’t press her body against me like Veronica did, but the confusion I felt was about the same.
I looked at Franc like a lost child in an unfamiliar countryside searching for his mother. Franc was dipping her fingers into a new bottle of oil.
The handcraftsmanship of a dwarf who had reached an even more extreme realm after awakening to mana! Franc climbed onto my waist without spilling a single drop of sunscreen.
—Squelch squelch.
She clenched and opened her hands a few times, then smiled.
“The massage method… I just have to do it the way Nord did it for me before, right?”
And so I spent ten minutes writhing in oil hell.
During those ten minutes, I sang the full four verses of the national anthem three times and replayed several tear-jerker cheat keys from the ending of Toy Story all the way to “Remember Me” from Coco. I don’t even know how many.
—Drip……
Unlike Earth’s version, this sunscreen potion absorbed into the body if you waited. It would now block sunlight like a granted magic.
“……Franc and Dana, well, I can understand that much.”
I stood up from the mat, staggering, and raised a finger. Then I pointed that finger at the two shameless party members.
“But you two bitches definitely crossed the line, right?”
“What do you mean~? I only applied oil to your legs~?”
“It is bad of you to only fool around with your family members.”
The two of them avoided my eyes. So that’s how you’re playing it, huh?
I swept my bangs back and pointed at the mat that was still glistening with unabsorbed sunscreen.
“Lie down.”
““…………Ah.””
Dana and I pressed down on their shoulders, and Franc unleashed the massage skill she had mastered in those ten minutes.
The ocean’s magic made people this proactive.
But the price had to be paid by the person themselves.