The Early-Rising Boar Claims the Morning Service
Some time passed after that.
Having shoved the breeding boars back into their original pen, I immediately left the pigsty together with Sigrun and Birna.
“So, how exactly do we lure out the trolls?”
“Before I answer that, Sigrun, just how much do you know about trolls?”
“Not that much. Their sizes vary by individual, but on average they’re about three to five meters tall. Besides being creatures that can outrun pigs even on snowy fields because their huge, wide feet sink deep in the snow, that’s about it.”
“Hmm, you really only know the basics.”
“Of course I do. Before the thunder on Thunder Rock Mountain stopped, civilized humans treated trolls like legendary animals—something adults made up to scare the kids.”
It’s strange to think that people who’d lived their whole lives alongside thunder would know nothing about them.
I nodded in agreement with Birna’s comment.
“Yeah, as you said. As far as I’m concerned, the humans of Reinhardt basically know nothing about trolls… Hah?!”
“What? Why are you acting like this?”
“Never mind that. You’re just about to spout more nonsense.”
Unlike me, who already knew exactly how shameless a boar knight like Sigrun was, Birna couldn’t hide her innocent look as she tilted her head in curiosity.
As expected.
Sigrun, who had been hugging her own body with both arms, immediately pointed at me with her finger and shouted at the top of her lungs.
“This guy♡ Thinking he can demand my body in exchange for information about trolls from Sigrun♡”
“See? It’s just her heat talking—she’s spouting nonsense. Don’t pay it any mind…”
“Waaah?! I asked because I wondered if you knew nothing about trolls with the intention of stealing them?! Like, ‘Khhkhh, if you want information about trolls, you’d better pay up right?’ with that evil prince grin…?! ”
“Why are you believing that?!”
“If he eats you like that, he’ll immediately start spouting ‘pussy’ at me and try to do some barbaric sex kidnapping♡ What a real beast bastard♡”
I was going insane.
Just as my cock had woken Sigrun’s sex drive through her inner walls, wasn’t Birna now completely flooding with heat because of my dick?
‘That’s why they always warned us northern women to be careful.’
With a tsk tsk tsk of my tongue, I looked at the boar knight and boar warrior staring at me with eyes burning with heat and said,
“That’s enough. I’ll give you the real talk, so listen well. Trolls love strength. It’s only natural that something bigger than ordinary humans would love it. And next, their sense of smell is excellent.”
“Sense of smell? How excellent is that?”
“Dog or bear level. If anyone pisses a single drop of blood on the snow, they can smell it from kilometers away. That’s why our pig farm, which never stops smelling of pig blood…”
“Ends up being the natural target of those brutes. They’re basically a supply depot.”
“Right. And they react to the scent of blood…”
“They’re also crazy about the meat of wild animals!”
I thought she was just some shameless hussy who only knew how to flirt, but it turned out she actually had a lot to teach when you got her going.
“Hmm, as you said, the brutes love meat… especially meat covered in a lot of blood. But there’s one scent they like even more than the blood scent I just mentioned, a scent that drives them crazy.”
“A scent that drives them crazy? What is it?”
“That’s…”
I trailed off and sneaked a glance at Birna.
Birna jumped in surprise and said,
“W-why are you looking at me?!”
“I felt a little embarrassed saying it myself. Besides, you’re also a boar, and maybe it would be a bit more natural coming from another girl…”
“Who’s a boar?! Who’s a boar?! More importantly, why are you staring at me with those sparkling eyes?!”
Birna yelled at Sigrun, who was silently begging me to answer because she was too embarrassed to speak, and then, as if she’d come up with a good idea, she folded her arms under her massive breasts and said,
“It’s that curious?”
“It’s curious! It’s especially important because it concerns the safety of the territory citizens…”
“Then show me your sincerity.”
“W-what?!”
“Why? Did you think I’d blow up like Hamar? Not some random woman, but someone who stole my fiancé’s dick?”
“Ugh…”
Fair enough.
No matter how shameless the boar knight was, she couldn’t bring herself to stay still and cleared her throat a few times awkwardly while speaking to Birna.
“Khhum, this is because I was under the spell of boar corruption, so don’t blame me. So, what am I supposed to do?”
“I told you. You want information about trolls, right? Show me your sincerity.”
“Kuuk…♡ These barbarian girls…♡ If they get just one weak point, I’ll make them taste humiliation♡”
“The curse only affects barbarians who’ve seen the boar knight. Come on, hurry. Time is short.”
I was curious to see exactly how Sigrun would respond to Birna’s demand.
Amidst that strange anticipation, the boar knight who had been glaring at Birna in anger began to tremble.
“I have no choice… As a knight, for the safety of the territory citizens, I’ll gladly accept humiliation…♡”
“Huh? Hey! Wait, why are you going to Hamar? Why are you putting Hamar’s pants in your mouth and making a fuss… Hey?!”
Without giving Birna time to react, Sigrun quickly pressed her face into my crotch and immediately took my zipper between her teeth with her mouth.
Soon, a *thud* sound, and Sigrun’s cheek was slapped by my spring-like erection. She said with eyes soaked in ecstasy,
“I beg…♡ I’ll serve you like this♡ Look, I’ll paint my noble lips around this dirty, stinking, evil barbarian cock of yours…♡ My body will be yours to use whenever you want♡ So…♡”
“Hey! You’re supposed to show your sincerity to *me*, not Hamar! More importantly, why is she all over my dick and going into heat and making a scene… Alright! I’ll tell you! Tell me and stop serving my dick with your mouth?!”
“Ah♡ J-just a little♡ Just a little more kissing♡ Just one mouthful of my cock juice, please, just one mouthful♡”
“Get lost?! Get lost?! No!”
“Eeeup?!”
In the end, unable to watch any longer, Birna dragged Sigrun away from me and threw her onto the pure white snow.
She said while grinning,
“There really are no other boar girls…”
“What are you talking about?”
“Shut up! More importantly, Hamar, why are you sticking your dick out and moaning like that?!”
“You’re the one moaning when I stick my dick out. Here, if I press this uterus straight down on your dick head…”
“Eeeh…♡ Super elastic healthy dick♡ I’m truly crazy♡ I want to fuck you again♡ I want to be fucked again♡ My ovaries are tingling so much… I want to make a baby right now… Hah?!”
“… ”
Birna noticed my incredulous stare and, embarrassed even by her own thoughts, blushed again and muttered.
“Ugh, ugh… I used to treat women like trash when I was leaving the territory… Once I got the reins loose, I turned into a real slut… If I’d known this, I’d have secretly raped you to make you fall for me…!”
“That’s right—the early-rising boar always claims the morning service. You didn’t know that?”
“What kind of talk is that?! The way she looks at me, it’s like she really despises me as a barbarian!”
Finding a suitable target for revenge, Birna scooped up a handful of pure white snow from the spot and charged at Sigrun, grinning.
“Fuuu, this feels so cool it’s addictive, hiiiiiik?!”
“Here! I’ll show you right away what trolls love!”
“Kyaaaaaiiiing?!”
She immediately smeared the pure white snow all over Sigrun’s pussy, as if it were a bed on the snow field.
“W-what are you doing♡ If this keeps up, I was about to be taken by the barbarian’s hands instead of mine♡”
“You know how funny it is that you almost got taken by my hand? Besides, stay still! I’m the one directly putting the information about what trolls love onto your body!”
“Don’t laugh! This is just tormenting me—what does this have to do with trolls… hiiiiiik♡”
Actually, it did have to do with it.
Although Birna’s actions looked like simple torment because they were so rough, it turned out she was actually injecting the troll information Sigrun had asked for straight into Sigrun’s body.
“Stop♡ If I keep smearing this cold snow on it, I’ll… I’ll pee♡ I really have to piss! Aat♡”
“That’s right♡ Piss♡ Trolls go crazy for the scent of human females’ piss and pussy juice♡ Those brutes can even breed with other species, so they’ll fuck human women as meat holes♡”
“W-waaah♡ P-piss♡ S-stop♡ I’m really going♡ Right in front of Hamar’s eyes, with Birna’s hands instead of his hands, p-pissing?!”
Puuuuut-♡
Shocked by the unimaginable truth, Sigrun couldn’t hold back and started spraying yellow piss at Birna’s slapping face.
After some more time passed,
“Honestly, I can’t believe it! It’s you, Birna, doing something like this to me!”
“Hmph, who else would stick their tongue all over someone else’s dick like that? My dick♡”
“No, my dick is mine…”
Why are these two always claiming ownership of someone else’s dick since earlier?
While Birna was wiping my dick with her saliva and scent, and I was stroking her head, Sigrun who had shaken off the snow from her crotch asked,
“So, you heard that trolls are lured by the scent of women’s urine and pussy juice, right? So what do we do now?”
“What else? You said it yourself. We need to lure them out with those scents…”
“Y-you guys, don’t tell me…♡”
Sigrun, whose head spun super fast in the lewd direction, immediately sucked her lips in delight at my words.
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**The End of Chapter 29**