This Is All Because of Your Curse, You Know♡
My cock, writhing in ecstasy within the warm, pleasant muscular cunt of the barbarian warrior woman, poured a tremendous amount of semen into Birna.
"Hhhhuuuuh♡ You're... you're cumming so much♡ How long are you gonna keep going♡ How long are you gonna cum♡"
"You keep squeezing my cock, so the semen keeps coming up from my balls! Squeeze a little less!"
Even though I'd just dumped a ridiculous amount of semen into Sigrun right before Birna came, my cock was still spewing cum like a faucet left running, completely unfazed.
'And not just that—after shaking my hips so violently with both of them, he's not even out of breath?!'
The more I thought about it, the more a chill ran down my spine at the unfathomable performance of that cheat body.
As I shivered to expel the last drops of semen lingering in my urethra, Birna, who had been obediently taking my cock, spoke to me in a voice soaked with pleasure.
"Hhhhuuuh♡ B-be honest♡ If you're honest right now, this big sister will forgive you, so hurry up and say it♡"
"What should I be honest about?"
"What else♡ You peed in my cunt♡ It felt so good inside me that you just peed straight into my womb♡"
"What? No way?! I did cum a lot, but I didn't pee or anything?!"
So it wasn't just me who thought I'd been peeing like a dog.
I frantically shook my head and denied Birna's words, but she was already wearing a lecherous smile as if she knew everything, and she giggled at my reaction.
"Kid, stop being ashamed♡ If you admit it honestly right now, I'll keep letting you pee in me from now on, so hurry up and say it♡ I'll be your meat toilet however you want, so hurry up and admit it♡ If you don't admit it, I won't give you my cunt next time♡"
"...I peed."
"What the...?!"
'Ah, honestly, how can I resist being a barbarian and a warrior woman's meat toilet.'
A false confession born from succumbing to the threat of her cunt and her sticky temptation!
Then, as if she couldn't let the injustice unfolding before her eyes go unchallenged, Sigrun slapped my back and pressed me.
"What is this?! I clearly saw with my own two eyes that you only peed white semen?! And now you're lying just because Birna said she'd be your meat toilet?!"
"Ah... but, maybe some yellow stuff got mixed in while I was peeing. Hmm."
"This bastard is now lying without even spitting?! Does he dare to call a cunt that hasn't received a single drop of urine a meat toilet?! Right in front of this Sigrun?!"
"No, do you need qualifications to be a meat toilet?! And why are you so pissed off?!"
"Y-yes♡ Your cock is still hard♡ Crazy, it's really so good...♡"
Chuuup-chuuup-♡
Even Hong Gil-dong, upon seeing corrupt officials exploiting the common people, might try to calm down the Sigrun of this moment!
Seeing Sigrun glaring at me with fiery eyes, unwilling to allow me to call Birna's cunt a meat toilet cunt unless dirt got in her own eyes, I slapped her butt to calm her down and said.
"Alright! Just pee! Why are you being so petty about something you can just pee?"
"Go!"
"Ah, surprise."
"There's a proper procedure and order to all things in the world. Even if it's a lowly meat toilet, to recklessly bestow the title of meat toilet on an unqualified cunt like this! Don't you think about how the authority of noble meat toilets like me will be trampled into the ground?!"
"..."
Can the word 'noble' actually come before 'meat toilet'?
Seeing Sigrun spewing vulgarities in a strict, solemn voice as if to make me pay for leaving her neglected all this time, I felt my vision blur.
"But I'm a bit confused—earlier you called me a sow, but now you're saying meat toilet? Honestly, what's the difference between the two?"
"What's there to be confused about? When you're taking semen, you're a sow; when you're taking urine, you're a meat toilet."
"Oh, it's a form change?"
"This bastard... becoming a barbarian and not knowing such basic things...! Even Birna knows this common sense...!"
"Right! Becoming a barbarian and not knowing that... Wait, hold on. What did you mean by 'even I know'?!"
"No, you two are really super close?!"
But is this really something to get this worked up over?
Feeling utterly wronged, I noticed my cock starting to leak again.
"Alright. I'll pee right in front of you. That's good, right?"
"Hmph, I'll keep my axe-eyes open and watch. No cheap tricks will work on me!"
"Huh? What? You really only cummed semen?!"
"You're really something. What have you been listening to all this time?!"
"Because you kept filling me up with your cock and semen, I was half-listening with my mind elsewhere! Why?!"
"...Then I guess it can't be helped."
Since it seemed like it would take a little while for urine to come, I asked Birna, who was looking at me with a bewildered expression, something that had just occurred to me.
"But I should've asked earlier. Birna, what are you doing here? I didn't contact you. Did you just come because you missed me?"
"Huh? Oh! Right! I came here to tell you something! But seeing that pink-haired one deliciously eating my cock made me forget in an instant!"
"?"
Then Birna, who seemed to have remembered something just like me, shivered and turned to face me.
"I came to warn you that a few trolls crossed Thunder Rock Mountain and are heading toward the farm. But I got so into that pink-haired one and your prince cock that I forgot!"
"There's nothing to forget! But when did you find out? How far have they come?"
Chuuup-♡
Not our farm, no matter what!
Just as I was about to pull out and rush out to beat the trolls to a pulp, Birna grabbed my cock with her flesh to calm me down and said.
"Recently. The guys on patrol found a lot of troll footprints circling around our tribe and heading down. And they said they took a big detour through the Steel Frost Forest nearby, so…"
"Oh, really? Then they'll probably arrive around lunchtime?"
"Yeah. Probably? Unless they leak somewhere else."
I grabbed Sigrun's clitoris, who was about to bolt out of the pigpen just like I had, to calm her down and said.
"Then we have to make sure they come. But just footprints?"
"Yeah, just footprints for now. Oh! And my grandma said if you catch the trolls, bring me along!"
"What's this about?"
I tilted my head and asked with just my gaze, and Birna, shivering in my arms, continued.
"Lately, there have been a lot of young trolls around Thunder Rock Mountain. And the number of people who can come and go like it's their own home, including you and me, is very small."
"Oh, so she wants us to come and discipline the trolls?"
"Yeah! That's it."
"Then we need to catch those guys you mentioned first…"
Jjororororok-♡
Just as I was thinking of a plan to wipe out the bastards lurking around our farm, Birna shivered and asked, sensing something odd.
"Huh? Hey, wait a second. Something hot is being sprayed inside me again. C-could this be...♡"
"Huh, I definitely think I shouldn't be doing this, but the addictive sense of guilt is just unbearable."
"Hhhhuuuh♡ You're peeing♡ You're peeing inside me and marking me properly♡ C-crazy♡ You're holding my pelvis tight so I can't even run away, oh, ohhhhh...♡"
Jjorok-♡ Jjorororok-♡
As she had said she was okay with it, Birna immediately relaxed the vaginal muscles that had been tightly gripping his cock the moment she felt the stream of urine.
Exhaling hot breath at the sticky cunt squeeze of my childhood friend, who I couldn't even fathom how much she loved me, and the refreshing sense of guilt rising through my body, I said.
"Hoo, the teacher might not be a toilet, but it's no exaggeration to say my childhood friend was destined by heaven to be my toilet."
"Oh? You're really peeing this time! The way your cock keeps vibrating and the unique sense of relief visible on your face... You're properly urinating inside Birna's childhood friend cunt, defiling it as a meat toilet cunt♡ Not content with just me, you're determined to corrupt Birna into a sow too♡"
"Shut up. This is all your fault."
"~♡"
Regardless of how good it feels, she taught me something weird and now she's trying to subtly pin the blame on me as a perverted barbarian.
Glaring at Sigrun, who was looking at me with a face that made my stomach feel full just by looking, I slowly pulled my cock out of Birna's vaginal muscles.
"Clean up."
"What, why are you sticking your cock out? You don't expect... after doing such vulgar things to Lady Birna, you think I'll clean your cock with my mouth?"
"Then, you won't do it?"
"Of course not♡ This cunt, covered in lady juice, semen, urine, and even my virgin love juice, running at the peak of filth... Lick♡ Dirty cock, lick♡ Suck♡ You naturally think I'll clean it up♡"
"Huh, okay."
Childhood friend's mouth-cunt is the best!
Despite her words, Birna immediately started licking my cock carefully, even kissing the urethra to show her submission, and I stroked her head.
"Llllllick♡ Lick♡ Just to be clear, this is all because of the curse you put on me♡ My body is craving this dirty cock on its own because of the curse, it's absolutely not because I'm as lewd as that pink-haired one, so don't get the wrong idea♡"
"Really? Then you're also sucking up the last drop of urine left in my cock?"
"Of course♡ In this cold weather, if you walk around with your cock out, you'll catch a cold, so my kind and beautiful heart wanted to wrap it with my mouth, but the sow corruption curse made it manifest in such a vulgar form♡"
"Haha."
I think I said this before, but she'd have been a huge success as an actress.
With her natural acting skills and ad-libbing ability, why was she born as a barbarian?
"What's with that look? I'm serious! I'm not crazy, why would I lick♡ this dirty cock like this, cleaning it with my mouth, chuuuuuh♡ Bhe♡♡"
"Sure, sure. If it were Sigrun, I wouldn't know, but our Birna would never do that."
"I, I'm also a victim! I'm a victim of the curse this bastard put on me!"
"I'm sure you are."
Seeing the masochistic lady persistently claiming she's a victim even now, I firmly resolved to make her suffer the humiliation she so desires soon, and said.
"Anyway, since they said they'd come around lunchtime, shall we start setting traps and preparing diligently from now?"
"Really? Then should we catch a pig right away?"
"That's good too. But it's a bit awkward to catch one right now. Besides, we have a more reliable bait than pork right now."
"Reliable bait? What is it... Hey, hey! You're not thinking of...?!"
"Huhuhu."
"A-are you really crazy?!"
"?"
Birna, following my gaze as I looked somewhere, shouted with her face turning red.
Of course, Sigrun just tilted her head as if she didn't understand what we were talking about.