Are You Trying to Pull Some Sneaky, Lewd Trick?!
I was the one who brought it up, so saying this felt a little rich, but… she seriously expected me to believe that just a light little spray of the stuff had soaked a pussy scent into the ham?
"…Sounds suspicious. You ought to keep your bullshit within the realm of the possible."
"W-what do you mean, suspicious?!"
How much could I have even sprayed, really?
I shot Sigrun a sidelong glance and popped a few slices of the ham I'd cut earlier into my mouth, chewing thoughtfully.
"Mmm… yeah, the smoking came out perfect. That faint gamey note that was still hanging on got completely buried under the smoke…"
"What's this? A man who claims he'll even sell the stuff to the domain's people, and you never checked yourself whether there was a problem?"
"Of course I do quality checks. Before every delivery I sneak a corner off and test it… don't talk to me. I'm inspecting right now, so why are you—oh?"
"W-what is it?"
"Hold on. Let me try one more bite."
Nom nom.
I gestured for Sigrun—who was staring at me with a startled little shiver—to stay put for a moment, then slipped another piece into my mouth.
"Whoa… damn, it's actually there? Right at the very end—the instant before you swallow the ham and the flavor vanishes from your mouth—it goes peek-a-boo~♡ and this faint but incredibly pleasant yet weirdly lewd scent tickles the tip of your nose. Wow, how the hell did you catch that? Your sense of smell must be ridiculously good."
Of course it was a lie.
There was no way a scent would linger from the light, teasing sprinkle I'd given her just for fun.
It's not like I sprayed piss. It's basically pure moisture—just a bit of her juices. There's no way that would leave a smell…
But if it let me mess with Sigrun, I was more than willing to act as if a nonexistent odor were real. So I nodded along and kept spinning that nonsense.
Thrown completely off by my performance, Sigrun rounded her eyes wide and cried out,
"W-what?! So it was true?!"
"What? You were the one who said it—why are you the one surprised?"
"Hup?!"
Don't tell me this girl…
I made a loud, deliberate gulp as I swallowed the ham for her benefit, then asked Sigrun—who was once again giving a big startled shiver—
"Don't tell me… no way?"
"What are you… talking about?"
"It's not what I'm thinking, is it?"
"So what thought is that supposed to be? Don't tell me that while I'm thinking, 'There's no such lewd scent at all! You lying sow!' and getting ready to thrash you for it, you're planning to answer with 'Then you can just check for yourself, can't you?♡' and feed me the saliva-soaked ham piece still rolling around in your mouth through a mouth-to-mouth transfer—pulling some sneaky, filthy little trick like that?!"
"…I didn't go that far."
"Huh? Kuh, kuh… this despicable bastard…! Using that curse you put on my body to force me to spill my true feelings again?!"
No—if those are your true feelings, that's even more of a problem…
She never really tried to hold her desires back before, but after sleeping with me once, it seemed the very concept of restraint had been scrubbed clean out of her head.
I had plenty I wanted to say, yet watching Sigrun glare at me while putting on this little act of hers—her effort was almost admirable.
"You despicable barbarian! Instead of making me talk fairly through cock-torture, you're resorting to cheap tricks like this!"
Squelch squelch-♡
She had been eating the ham so nicely, and the view she was giving me was pretty damn satisfying in more ways than one.
This time I decided to play along. I twisted my lips into an evil smirk and shoved my face right up to hers.
"Is that it? Did I get it wrong? Maybe I just thought I smelled it because you said your pussy reeks? But hmm… I don't think I smell anything?"
"That's impossible♡ I clearly sensed it with this nose of mine♡ Through this nose, trained by drinking rare wines from all over the continent with my sister, I sensed it clear as day♡"
"That so? Then how about we check real quick? Give me those lips."
"Wait—don't shove your face in♡ What are you checking, why are you looking at my lips and flicking your tongue so lewdly, mmmph♡"
Despite her words, she was already softly offering her lips my way. I swallowed her whole.
"Y-you bastard♡ Get off♡ Get, mmmph♡ chuuup♡ aah♡ a barbarian's tongue inside my mouth♡ as if taking a barbarian's cock into my pussy wasn't enough, now a barbarian's tongue into my mouth♡"
"Hold still. I need to check if what you said is true or not."
"Mmmph♡ chuuuup♡ d-don't suck♡ don't suck on my tongue so lewdly like that, fuuuh♡ e-even spit♡ this barbarian bastard dare to pour spit into my lips, mmmph♡"
Gulp-♡
Pretending to hold me back, she quietly pulled my head closer. Matching her, I slurped up the tongue she'd been trying to sneak into my mouth like it was a noodle.
Then, pouring the saliva pooled in my mouth into Sigrun—who was so lost in ecstasy she'd forgotten to breathe—I heard a cheerful little gulp as she swallowed something big.
Slowly pulling her lips away, Sigrun glared at me with hazy eyes and said,
"Pwah♡ y-you bastard♡ you said you'd check the meat, so why were you just sucking on my tongue♡"
"Ah, that was your tongue? I mistook it for meat. I'll check properly this time, so stick your tongue out again."
"Asking me to stick out my tongue already kills any credibility, chuuuup♡ this barbarian baaastard♡ my tongue again♡ another filthy kiss on my noble lips♡"
Chuuwaaap-♡
Just like me, she must have wanted more after one round. As if she'd been waiting, she poked the tip of her tongue out. I kissed her again, and together we slowly rose from our seats.
This time I properly searched her mouth and recovered the ham piece that had been hiding in the corner of her cheek…
"Hey, give it. I'm trying to check it—why are you trying to sneakily hide it?"
"Hmph, you say you'll check, but really you're after the saliva of mine clinging to this ham! You've stolen plenty from me, but this much at least, u-uuung♡"
Squelch-♡
The moment I twisted the key in her lower lips, her upper lips flew open with a moan.
Seizing the chance, I snatched the ham piece. Too late to stop me, Sigrun thrust her tongue out after it, then glared at me with a frustrated "iiit…!"
"Mmm, yeah—right at the end a faint lewd scent tickles the tip of your nose and vanishes. Just like you said, Sigrun, the juices I sprayed on the smoker earlier… mmp?!"
"G-give it back! This bastard steals even something someone else was chewing and casually starts taste-testing?!"
And then this pervert lady knight latched onto me herself and kissed me again.
She hung on so hard that even my cheat body—which could punch out wild boars bare-handed—swayed a little.
Catching my balance, I scooped Sigrun up in my arms and slowly walked toward the bed, saying,
"Chuuup♡ w-where are you taking me, you bastard♡ that's the bed, isn't it♡ as I thought, the reason you fed me so much ham was this♡ to get me full of energy so you can work me hard on the bed♡"
"That's only secondary… nah."
No point explaining anything to this sow in heat with "SEX" written across her left eye and "S" across the right.
Squelch-♡
Looking at Sigrun, who was hanging in my arms and softly nibbling the head of my cock with her sticky pussy, I said,
"I'll make you spend your whole life just birthing my kids until you die, so prepare yourself. I'm going to thoroughly train this pussy until there's never a day without cum drying on it."
"Kuh…♡ so you've finally shown your true colors♡ with that massive cock of yours, you plan to turn me into a pervert♡ a sow knight who'll gladly bare her naked body and pussy even in front of people just to receive cock and cum♡"
"Ugh, your fetishes…"
"But don't get your hopes up♡ someday I'll free myself from this curse♡ of course, in the process I'll end up birthing about thirty of your kids, and every day I'll suffer the humiliation of drinking your piss with this mouth, but I will never give up♡ a day where cum never dries on this pussy like in your delusions will never come, u-gok?!"
Thrust-♡
With the reins off, Sigrun's fetishes were evolving darker and wetter by the second. I hurried to the bed and shoved my cock straight into this lewd, sticky lady-knight hole that was pouring out sticky desire.
"Nnnnnngh♡ I've been violated again♡ once more I've taken a dirty barbarian cock full of cock-rice into my pure pussy aah♡"
"Cock-rice? What cock-rice? Earlier in the barn you were going chok-chok with this pussy…"
"With this filthy STD-riddled cock, you plan to turn this Sigrun into a walking STD vector♡ you're going to do something truly awful to me with this dirty cock♡"
"Seriously, how can the outside look so normal while the inside is that much of a mess?"
And it wasn't just to piss me off—every time she talked, her sticky-clenching pussy was stirring sadistic urges in my cock, which was twitching in disbelief at her.
Realizing that nothing shuts a lady knight's nonsense up as effectively as a barbarian cock, I thrust upward with all my strength.
"Kehehe, fine… I'll infect this excellent, superior, even noble lady-knight pussy with STDs from this cock-rice-covered dick."
"Ugiieeeek♡ this cock-rice dick♡ you think I'll allow that♡ with my, as you said, excellent, superior, even noble pussy, I'll scrub every last scrap of cock-rice clean♡ I'll make it so clean even existing STDs disappear♡ clean enough they'll call me a cock-specialist pussy-cleaner, u-ok♡ ok♡"
"…"
Thrust thrust-♡
I was playing along, but all this STD talk was starting to weird me out.
Looking at it, this lady knight seemed to have her own personal bucket-list item of "cleaning cock-rice off a cock with my pussy," and she was building up to achieve it someday.
Nah, no way… she's just a masochistic sow who loves barbarian cock.
No matter how much she revealed, she couldn't be that much of a pervert, right?
Honestly, "masochistic sow" was already a pretty filthy fetish, but maybe because I'd already been somewhat corrupted by Sigrun…
I felt my impressions of her had dulled a bit compared to the start. Snorting rough breaths against the hot juices dripping down my cock, I slammed my hips up again.
As expected, prophecies can't be trusted. Except for moaning while taking this lovely barbarian's manhood, not a single thing is right♡
All while completely unaware of what Sigrun, cradled in my arms, was thinking.