Bullshit
Watching the smoker puff out smoke as if it had been waiting for the lewd liquid spraying from her own pussy, Sigrún trembled her hips in pure delight and spoke.
"S-Stop thaaat♡ What kind of act is this♡ Cease this lewd violation of my vagina this instant♡"
"That's why I'm just putting it in and staying still."
Even as she thrashed alone, grinding her soaked cunt against my fingers with wet squelching sounds.
I kindly pulled aside the tits blocking her view, giving the disbelieving Sigrún a clear look at her own lower half as I spoke.
"Look, see? I'm not moving at all, and you're the one shaking your hips all by yourself."
"Wh-What…♡"
"Hehehe, careful. Push out too far and you'll get burned. Unless you want those neatly trimmed pussy hairs singed into frizzy curls, maybe ease up on the hip-shaking."
"You bastard…♡ T-To do something this perverted♡ Not only trampling this Sigrún's purity and pissing inside my vagina, but n-now smoking… trying to flavor these hams with my p-pussy scent…♡"
Sizzle-♡
Growing even more aroused, Sigrún gushed more pussy juice, and the stench of a thoroughly horny female knight began to fill the smokehouse.
Moderately… carefully, just enough so the fire doesn't go out…
Teasing her was fun, but no need to get carried away.
I carefully regulated the amount of her juices while lightly moisturizing the smoker. Sigrún, forced to smell it closer than anyone, twitched the corners of her mouth and spoke.
"Y-You…♡"
"What?"
"Earlier you said… you sell these hams to our territory…♡"
"Yeah, the people there can't get enough of them, right?"
"D-Dealing with the likes of barbarians… I shall punish it most severely♡ The moment anyone buys these hams steeped in p-pussy scent, I will personally see them punished♡"
Despite her words, the perverted female knight was already drooling at the thought of people setting her own lewd scent on their dinner tables.
Chuckling at the sight, I hooked my fingers inside her dripping-wet knightly cunt and stirred while asking,
"That so? Like I just said, the ham I make is insanely popular with those people. You gonna throw them all in prison? On what charge?"
"Conspiracy to overthrow the territory♡ Colluding with a barbarian who illegally distributed ham smoked with a female knight's pussy juices♡ If that isn't a grave crime, then what is♡"
"Really? I hear they even supply the ducal house…"
"What?! I-Is that true?!"
"Those people have no reason to lie to me, so probably."
"Then even Du… ahem, even Duchess Astrid is no exception♡ In fact I shall gladly take the lead in throwing Her Grace into prison for conspiracy…♡"
"Hehehe, so one bite and everyone goes to jail, huh?"
"Oof?! Oooof?!"
Squelch-squelch-squelch-♡
I gave Sigrún's pussy another good thrashing as a warning to cut the nonsense, then dragged her straight over to another smoker waiting nearby.
"Alright, hurry up and spray some love juice here too. Lightly, okay?"
"You bastard…♡ Even if I have fallen to the level of your sow, there is a limit to what I can endure♡ If you think I will keep doing whatever you say… eeeiiigh♡"
"Yeah yeah, you're just begging me to fuck it harder, right? Like this."
Pssshhhh-♡
Northern women might be famous for how wet their cunts get, but this wasn't a water purifier—every time I squeezed, it just kept gushing.
"S-Stop iiiit♡ At this rate my clitoris will get smoked♡ No more than this♡"
"Says the female knight who wanders around naked in Frostheim's freezing gales without a care?"
"Hic?!"
Snickering as I watched Sigrún's disgraceful display, I pulled down one of the pig hind legs hanging right above our heads and said,
"Alright, last one. Give these a light spray too and we'll go. Lightly, got it? If you squirt hard enough to put the fire out, it'll be a total disaster, so control yourself."
"Y-You bastard… treating me like some kind of spray bottle…♡"
Even though she was already glancing greedily at the smokers like she couldn't wait to spray them.
I shook my head at the hopeless masochist female knight and at the same time yanked her swollen clit like a car gearshift.
"Kyehiiiiigh?!"
After the chaos in the smokehouse had settled…
Sigrún, freshly bathed, strode up to me as I sat by the fireplace warming some ham and shouted.
"I simply cannot believe it! I knew you were a barbarian, but to think you would go that far!"
Slap-slap-♡
Sigrún wandered the house completely naked, as if it were only natural—ready to be ravished by me at any moment.
At this point she must really have an exhibitionist fetish too.
Even if I asked why she was naked after I'd given her clothes, she'd just ramble about the curse again. And since looking at her never got old and my eyes were thoroughly enjoying the view, I leered over her body with filthy eyes and said,
"Yeah yeah, thanks. Keep going over there and spraying your pussy juice for me from now on, okay? That way I can ship them out faster and feed your territory people delicious ham reeking of lewd fragrance."
"So flavoring the ham with my pussy scent was no joke?! More importantly, what are you staring at so hard! Turn your head this instant♡"
"Aah, those tits, those abs, that ass… I'm going crazy."
"Khh…♡ So you want to ravage me again♡ Just wait♡ Someday I shall break free of your curse and repay every humiliation of this day… hm?"
Sniff-sniff—
She had been squirming in heat under my blatant gaze for a moment, but then Sigrún caught the delicious smell wafting from the fireplace and gulped at the sight of the golden ham in my hand.
"Ahem, for something made by a barbarian, this ham is of rather high quality."
"Who knew a pig girl would have such a good eye for pork?"
"W-Who are you calling a filthy sow with nothing but cocks on the brain!"
"I didn't even say that much! Whatever, go grab some plates from the cupboard over there. Set them on the table."
"Khh…♡ Not only treating a noble female knight like a sow, now ordering me around like a slave…♡"
"If you want to starve, keep standing there drooling over your cunt. Whoa, you're fast."
After hours of intense exercise she had to be starving.
I grabbed a cutting board and a knife from the kitchen, walked over to Sigrún who was gulping while staring alternately at the ham and my cock, and said,
"Even after all that earlier, you want more already?"
"It cannot be helped…♡ Because of your curse, this body of mine can no longer live without taking cock and semen into this pussy♡"
"Oh my, is that so."
"So hurry up and give it to me♡ Now that it has come to this I shall eat my fill and ruin your household♡ Until I am free of this curse I will use every method I can to take revenge on you♡"
"Ah, so revenge by eating?"
I'd heard of cheering someone on by eating, but revenge by eating was a first.
Looking at the lewd female knight who clearly only wanted calories for more violent bedroom exercise, I snorted in disbelief and thudded the well-roasted pig hind leg onto the cutting board.
"Though it's surprising. I thought you'd throw a fit about 'how dare you try to feed a female knight stinking meat like that!'"
"Hmph… I have already drunk your coppery, foul-smelling semen. And soon I will even drink your urine, so a little smelly wild boar meat is… mmp?! Barbarian wild boar meat in my mouth…?!"
"I was an idiot for expecting an answer like 'I am only forcing myself to eat it now to store strength, as if licking a gall bladder.'"
I shoved a big freshly sliced chunk of ham into the perverted female knight's mouth that never failed to exceed expectations in a different way.
At first Sigrún froze solid, then started chewing, only to widen her eyes in shock a moment later.
"W-What is this taste?!"
"Why, is it gamey?"
"Not only is there no off-smell, a light yet savory flavor is exploding in my mouth together with the deep fragrance of fire?!"
"That so? Here, have another bite."
Nom!
I sliced another proper piece and offered it. Sigrún snapped it up and nodded firmly.
"The Battle Wild Boar meat I ate as a child was definitely tough and reeked terribly…?!"
"Why? This one's not like that?"
"Not at all! As I just said, the savory flavor and wood smoke fill the mouth, and contrary to how dry it looks, every chew gives this springy chewiness that will not let my jaw stop! To think such a taste could come from a barbarian's hands!"
"Looks like this smoked hind leg turned out perfectly again."
Seeing her eat so well put me in a good mood too, so I eagerly kept slicing more ham.
Sigrún stuffed her cheeks full like a squirrel each time, looking like she was dying of happiness, and poured out praise after praise with a blissful smile.
"It never gets old! Mmph-mmph, maybe because it's smoked, the fat is drained just right so I can keep eating and never tire of it!"
"Right. The hind leg itself is leaner to begin with, so that helps too."
"Honestly I was half-doubting it. When you said it was popular with the territory folk I thought you were just making it up to mock me. But this… this is without a doubt the finest ham I have ever eaten in my life, mmp♡"
"Yeah yeah, got it, so shut up and eat quietly. Here, aaah—"
"A-Aaah—♡"
How good must it taste for her to open wide and take the meat like a baby bird being fed by its mother?
While continuing to feed Sigrún, I crooked my lips into a filthy grin and said,
"That's it, eat more. Stuff yourself. Gotta keep your strength up—whether outside or in bed."
"Y-You bastard♡ Even if your meat is truly delicious, if you think I will spread my legs for mere food you are grea— mmp?!"
"For all that talk your body's already ready to go… hey, what's wrong?"
Why did she suddenly freeze solid?
With startled eyes I was about to pull the meat from her mouth and check if something was wrong with it when a blushing Sigrún shot me a sidelong glare and spoke.
"P-Pussy scent…"
"Huh?"
"The meat… smells like my pussy…♡"
"…"
Bullshit.