Chapter 31
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 31
Chapter Title: Night Guard Duo (1)
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"Thank you as always. Oh, right. I have a gift for you."
:?
"Listen to the explanation first. If you don't like it, you don't have to take it."
:O
"This is a possessed necklace, and it's a bit of a dangerous item."
:!
"It's made from a living creature, so there could be some unpredictable variables."
:D
"The main body is already dead, but just because the body died doesn't mean the possession goes away... Are you okay with that?"
:>
Yes!
She likes it!
"Here you go."
I slipped the necklace directly onto the Bellierd Library monster, who had entered the house with a shy expression.
Of course, "slipped on" is just a figure of speech.
I just draped it over the area with the face-like expression, from top to bottom...
'It actually fits...'
It hung below the facial expression just like a necklace on a person.
"I hope this necklace helps."
:P
The Bellierd Library monster left the house with a bashful yet happy expression.
Once alone again inside the house, I munched on C Set while checking the remaining stones.
DOLL: 23329
[Withdrawal: ] [Sales: ]
'I've got a lot of money saved up.'
It had been nearly two weeks since I arrived here.
Including the time working at the Bellierd Library, it was about four weeks total.
'Next exchange time, I should splurge a bit.'
There wasn't much else to spend money on anyway.
Just like how others tipped the community manager, I decided to allocate about 5,000 Doll for community management fees.
This exchange time, I resolved to spend a little.
"I'll buy some snacks, and... oh, I want ramen. Gotta get ramen. While I'm at it, I should stock up on emergency rations from the convenience store."
After eating nothing but delivery food, I started craving other things.
While pondering what to buy from the convenience store that sold the exact same items as those in Korea...
Holy shit, I just noticed I got the full Big Whale bus ride lololol
"Huh? Suddenly?"
A post suddenly appeared saying someone got a bus from me.
"...What did I even do?"
At this point, I had no idea what I'd done.
To find out what happened, I tapped the post.
Holy shit, I just noticed I got the full Big Whale bus ride lololol
(Photo)
My return uses went up by one lol
The system gives out return uses one by one if it judges you played an important role in clearing a ghost story dungeon, right?
So with that extra return use, I also got 3,000 Doll as clear reward lol
Aah~~ So sweet~~~ You guys should've messaged Big Whale too!!
Haa~~ Gonna buy something tasty to eat right now lol
You deserve it lol
No idea about others, but you getting it makes sense.
Huh? Why does this guy getting it make sense?
He's the 1st and 7th challenger for the 1F roommate ghost story.
????????????????????????? Don't bullshit. For real???
Yeah, Anon 1's been living here forever.
Holy fuck... mf... He volunteered as 1st challenger with zero info... and he's really Anon 1...?
Didn't realize cuz it doesn't match his usual image...
The kid acts weird usually, but mods don't even warn him for his constant sexual harassment posts for a reason. He's cleared 2 ghost story dungeons thanks to him.
Then yeah, makes sense. He earned it.
Nooo don't acknowledge sb, everyone act jealous!!! Hey!?!?! Let me humblebrag a bit!! Rare chance after so long!!!
S.O. J.E.A.L.O.U.S.
*claps claps claps claps claps*
Haa... Spanking isn't my thing...
?
This guy's mindset is hilariously crazy lolol If I go in as #1, my contribution's obviously the highest, right? When a ghost story gets cleared someday? I'll benefit the most then!! Ok, I'm in.
lolololol Memories~ I'm old now too~
And that's why I benefited the most. Cheers~
lololol True tho lololol
Suddenly he looks different. From limb-restraint wanker to limb-restraint pioneer...
...What looks different?
Feels like something even more horrifying was born?
The Status Window system judges contributions when a ghost story dungeon is cleared and distributes rewards accordingly...
"I didn't know about this."
Well... without a contribution system like this, right before a clear—about 5 minutes prior—everyone would post in the community to enter the ghost story.
Then a dozen people rush in, and boom, clear.
I marveled at this newly discovered system for a moment.
"...Anon 1 was a 1st challenger...?"
I was a bit shocked to learn that Anonymous 1, the constant sex joke poster, was the 1st and 7th challenger for the 1F roommate ghost story.
"Ah, that's how he knew it was the 1F roommate right away when he saw FE..."
Thinking back, it made sense.
When I was about to share the creation code, he instantly recognized FE as the 1F roommate position because he'd been in there himself.
Plus, I'd seen a comment in the past community posts saying Anonymous 1 volunteered for a lot of sacrifices ins.
"He's more amazing than I thought."
I couldn't help but be impressed by his actions.
Anyway.
"Practically an essential figure."
I'd survived thanks to Anonymous 1 too.
Next exchange time, I'd buy a few gifts for him.
"If I could, I'd make him an item, but I don't have an actual forge."
After finishing my meal while browsing the community...
I set the empty bowl by the door.
"...Now what?"
The familiar boredom hit, and I considered grinding Sanity into stones...
Suddenly.
"Maybe check out the camera function."
Remembering I didn't fully understand the camera's calibration feature...
I decided to look into calibration.
'Calibration usually means something positive, so probably a buff?'
Of course, I couldn't just selfie and experiment on myself.
I placed the Awl Made from Teeth on the table and snapped a photo with the fused camera.
"Let's calibrate it~."
Humming the national pastime of muttering to myself, I pressed the Fn button to start calibration—
"...Ah."
The moment I hit the up arrow '↑' button, my Sanity plummeted.
[Return Uses Available]: 2
[Creation Uses]: 1
Input:
Did one wrong button just 'calibrate' it instantly...?
"...Did anything change?.."
Since I'd used calibration anyway, I checked if the Awl Made from Teeth had changed...
"...Looks the same?"
Nothing seemed different on the awl.
Wondering if the grip changed, I picked it up.
"Huh? 197?"
My max Sanity, which should have been 196, was now 197.
Seeing that, I immediately put the awl in the IY slot to check its description.
And sure enough...
[Awl Made from Teeth]
Awl made from 2 teeth.
Increases user's max Sanity by 4.
The awl that boosted max Sanity by 3 now boosted by 4... I realized.
The camera's 'calibration' was an item 'enhancement' function.
"...Can I use this on people?"
I'd been selling all my daily 1,000 Sanity recharge as stones...
Now I'd found a new use for max Sanity.
...
Snacks average 20~30 Doll each.
Drinks average 20~30 Doll each.
Daily necessities: cheap ones 10 Doll, expensive up to 100~200 Doll.
'F Set was insanely pricey, huh?'
The moment exchange time hit, I dashed to the convenience store, finished shopping, and stuffed the bags full of items into the IY slot.
'Today I gotta tell people about IY... But this won't trigger another ghost story, right?'
As I headed to the village center where people usually gathered...
'Huh?'
Fewer people than usual, which puzzled me briefly.
Then I remembered clearing a new ghost story had expanded the village's movable area.
Everyone was out exploring the expanded range on their own.
'I don't have an assigned role, so...'
As a 2nd-time exchange newbie with no task from the manager...
I wandered the village a bit and headed home before curfew.
Back home, feeling a bit proud, I read posts sharing exploration info on the expanded area...
Wasn't just me who couldn't reach him?
Now walking naked just looks black, no more standing out lololololol
Now we can see what clothes each other are wearing. Big Whale nice, clear a few more and we'll see faces too.
A cryptic post caught my eye.
Wondering what was up, I tapped it...
Wasn't just me who couldn't reach him?
Mod, this is serious. Need to plan quick?
Currently attempting contact continuously.
Going crazy... Haa... My fault for not stopping him...
How many minutes since he entered?
10 minutes.
Fuck...
Several people were conversing in serious tones.
"...What's going on?"
To find out immediately, I left a comment...
Can I ask... what happened? (Edited) (Deleted)
Big Whale?
Yep. (Edited) (Deleted)
The usual Anon 1-eater, Anon 1, entered the ghost story in the newly opened area about 10 min ago... No posts in Gal... No messages either...
Things were more serious than I thought.
Still has 1 return use left, so if it's bad, he'll come back...
He's not the type to ghost without a word, so it's a bit unsettling.
Don't worry too much, let's wait a bit. Might be an exception.
Anonymous 1 suddenly went radio silent.
Someone might say 10 minutes isn't long enough to panic...
But in this world where one slip means death, 10 minutes could be the golden hour.
"...Gotta go."
Remembering I owed him my life from the 1F roommate world.
This time, it was my turn to rescue him.
I'll go rescue him. Just tell me how to enter. (Edited) (Deleted)
Tsk... Too dangerous?
This could be the golden hour. Can't miss the timing. I have a way to briefly neutralize monsters. Got sturdy armor too. 2 returns. If someone's going, it's gotta be me. (Edited) (Deleted)
...You're right... Haa... Yeah, fair point...
...Sorry. I don't have the guts for that decision.
Same here... Don't you dare die, Big Whale.
I support Big Whale's actions. My MBTI is INFP. Please return safely and tell us your MBTI.
BRB. If I go silent too... Do NOT send backup. It'll be that dangerous. (Edited) (Deleted)
Fuck... Sorry Big Whale. Thanks Big Whale. Really... really... REALLY... come back alive...
As the community manager instructed, I input TN into the input field.
The moment I entered the code, my vision blurred white.
'Find Anon 1 and return immediately.'
When my vision normalized slowly...
'Where... the hell is this...'
I woke up in what looked like a guard post.
'Paper here.'
Right away, I saw a sheet on the table in front of me and habitually started reading it.
If you can read this, please read to the end.
First, I know you're confused because the Status Window won't open.
We're in the same boat, so we're sharing info via document.
Before guiding you to the rules for this place, note the absolute basic rule for Night Guard Duos here.
Do NOT attempt conversation using normal language.
The one beside you may look human but probably isn't.
Most are lifeforms learning to be human.
Do not give them opportunities to learn language.
The moment they learn normal language, all our rules collapse.
As I read the rules...
Sudden presence beside me—I whipped my head around.
There...
"..."
"..."
...was a being silently changing into guard uniform.
'...What the?'
It looked at me with a puzzled expression.
This moment...
'...Is this Anon 1?'
I wanted to confirm if it was Anonymous 1.
But the rule said no normal language conversations...
"Chit... Chi."
"...Big Whale?"
"...Chit chi?"
"...!! Big Whale?"
"Chit chi...!"
"Big... Whale...!"
Found Anonymous 1!