Server-First Leader All-Kill on the Lame Server
Is there a lame server where the leader gets server-first all-killed? Wheee zoom zoom!
"Everyone, follow me in! Follow me! Come on, follow!!!"
Kang Min-seo was commanding the raid with energy levels that made the past hour look tame by comparison.
Well, to put it coldly, she was basically just yelling for heals so she wouldn't die while charging ahead!
"Whoa... sis. Sis. Hana sis. There really aren't many NPCs here? How do you know all these paths?"
"Thanks to the foreign wiki pages. They have way more players than us, so they upload everything."
"For real? Wow, but you still had to spot and mark all the NPC positions yourself, right? Right?"
It wasn't a lie.
Patrol routes for the enemy faction's guard NPCs had originated from famous overseas communities.
That I'd played Lost of Fantasy long enough to remember them was a whole other story.
"But sis, if you're gonna type all that detailed chat, why not just be the raid leader yourself?"
"Nah. Then I might have to do it again later."
Raid leader? Hell no, never again.
"Half these people came from community posts, and the other half from watching your stream, right? Some random no-name like me leading wouldn't be fun."
"Putting up Min-seo as a figurehead 'cause she's got the pretty face?"
"Hey, figurehead is a bit much..."
"Puppet president!"
Where the hell does a high school girl pick up words like that?
"O-oh... um um! Guys! 1st party, 2nd party gunners!"
Someone who doesn't know Lost of Fantasy's system might think Kang Min-seo was mic'ing up to the air for her viewers only, but no.
In LoF, the moment you convert parties into a raid, you can use in-game voice chat.
"Everyone come to my position and use those aerial attacks... Ah! Yes! That one! Use that please!"
The raid members, who had half-assed our orders at first, were now seriously following exactly what we wanted.
Yeah, honestly, they just didn't know what we were up to, so they didn't wanna listen, right?
But once we started smashing their faction, they figured cooperating was in their best interest and behaved like angels.
- No way, the High Elf Queen comes out?
- This feels like total cheese, how does she know? lololol
- Holy shit, tons of guards inside but the Queen just strolls out alone
"Whoa, whoa! She really came out...? G-guys! I'll tank her with taunt so she only sees me! Mages, CC her please!"
Just like the exploit in my memory, the High Elf Queen waddled out alone.
"This hard, sis? Can't we go in and kill her?"
"If we were all max level, we'd smash her easy, but no one's 60 yet. Plus, inside's too cramped. If they're defending hard, we'd look like idiots."
"Whoa... insane... No guards? No elite whatever? This is total free lunch!"
Before Im Ha-rin could finish gushing, the High Elf Queen who'd waddled out took focused fire from 50—no, 150 including our followers—Demon King faction players. Her HP melted instantly.
"Whoa, this... would've been hell inside. Ha! Look at the Alliance scrambling out now!"
- Your Queen's at half HP lololol
- Lmao but they must feel so robbed
- That guy's not a knight, he's straight Zhuge Liang
- Fr, they'd get wrecked
The Alliance players who rushed out desperately ended up sucking their thumbs.
Part of it was the brutal DPS pouring into the Queen, but our dealers' mindless AoE spam centered on that NPC was no joke either.
AoE doesn't hurt much from one hit, obviously.
But with 30, 40+ mages, gunners, and black mages spamming? Even a graze means instant death.
"She's going down... down, ah! Down! Got her!!!"
You've achieved the 'Most Noble One?' achievement!
"O! O! Guys! We actually killed the High Elf Queen and got the achievement? Insane. We're the first, right? Right? No other server has this?!"
The moment the achievement popped, Im Ha-rin jumped up cheering, and Kang Min-seo was clapping like mad.
...It's not that big a deal, is it?
These kids are gonna cry when they get world-first kills later...
"Pfft, hahahahaha!!! Ah~~! For real! Guys, we won't sleep tonight! They gathered all their losers to snipe me and guard the corpse, and got totally wiped!"
"What is this? Huh? Too easy, right Min-seo?"
"Min-seo-unnie! We were total pros!"
Well... in League of Legends terms, it's like nuking their nexus, so yeah.
Can't really call the streamers' hype overkill.
"Ugh, seriously... you losers. Acting all high and mighty, picking fights with me, and now your leader's dead~~"
- Alliance snipers gonna get flamed hard lol
- Idiots had to poke the streamers lol
- One gets server-first kill achi, the other gets first-death and stuffed
The chat flooding in and the streamers' vibe all screamed "let's end it here."
"Huh, Old Continent...?"
Alliance homebase is Old Continent.
"For real? So we didn't hit their main base?"
Alliance has 4 races, 4 leaders.
"Ah! So if we go to Old Continent and wipe the other 3..."
"Dude, that'd be total domination! 3 more like this?"
"Right right! Complete tour of hell, right? Hey Min-seo, you know about Ma-pae from back in the day..."
"Eh, this much hype should suffice."
Luckily, 'Sky' had already scouted the route to the Old Continent, so I didn't have to type my fingers off.
"Whoa... PVP addicts won't sleep tonight."
Obviously. Handing out Korea's first-ever leader all-kill achievement.
Acting all serious about the game, calling Demon King casual fake fans bullshit, but reality?
Human girls / Miko girls < Degens who started raising these after seeing 'em. Real 'gamer' Demon King players raise sands n shit, dungeon crawl, hard PVP lolol
Retards stirring up 'Demon King fodder' in gal daily, now leaders all wiped and GG lolol I'd delete char from shame
「Why's this Alliance fault ffs?」
『▶ Then it's your fault retard, no one showed when we got rekt in gal?』
『▶▶ H-honestly just Queen wipe ain't gal's fault but all-kill is on you guys!』
「Demon King bros < Some fodder scratches, we rage-mob lolol」
「Fuckin alliance gay shits always trash-talkin but barely any near 50」
「Blame streamers? Shut your traps fodders lol last raid streamers had more peeps lol」
『▶ Forreal???』
『▶▶ Rice ex-pro too, pros all raised Alliance so higher gear but still lost』
"Ugh, idiots... That's why~ when posts go up on community, gather up!"
Im Ha-rin slurped her coffee alone at the couple seat, waiting for Jeong Hana who'd gone to the bathroom.
Whoa... but today was pretty legendary, huh? Everywhere's just talking about our wipe.
Even a quick community skim showed Murmuru Server's 'leader all-kill' dominating everywhere.
The streamer-famous Murmuru Server incident was bound to blow up with all the eyes on it.
Last part felt kinda movie-like... Alliance had numbers, we nearly died at points?
Im Ha-rin wriggled her toes, replaying the thrills.
But... Hana sis made us win it all? Knew every exploit... what was it? Survival skill? Timed it perfect so no deaths?
The more she thought, the more amazing Jeong Hana seemed. Ha-rin kept browsing.
[Holy Knight < This actually busted?]
[Leader pot this lol gonna trend other servers too, pure fun?]
"Whatcha looking at?"
Jeong Hana lightly shoved Im Ha-rin's back and sat down.
"Gotta check replies, sis! Super important!"
"What..."
Jeong Hana gave a dumbfounded look and elbow-nudged Ha-rin's arm.
"It's almost 10 anyway, 5 mins out. No more? Let's head. You said no bathroom earlier?"
"Yeah, cool sis. Let's go home."
Ha-rin turned from the log-off button and stared at Jeong Hana.
"But sis, saw on community? Everyone's praising how insanely good you are?"
"Me? Why? Min-seo was raid leader."
"Anyone with eyes knows you carried. They're not idiots."
"Pfft... anyone could've done this. No pretty face like Min-seo, no crowd. Fewer numbers, we'd lose."
Jeong Hana casually shoved the credit to Kang Min-seo, leaving Im Ha-rin a bit stunned.
This sis... doesn't care about praise? I'd make a throwaway nick and brag I was that Holy Knight...
Ha-rin stood, then glanced at Jeong Hana's nape and shoulders.
"Hana sis."
"What? Almost 10, gotta get home—?!"
Ha-rin casually pressed her right hand firmly into Jeong Hana's breast.
More a solid poke than a grope.
"Sis, perv? Why no bra again today?"
"No... it's not...?"
"What 'no.' Total perv~ Super perv~ That's why no bra every time we meet~"
Ha-rin giggled teasingly, then bolted down the hall to the elevator as Jeong Hana raised her palm.
"Hey, you! Wanna die? For real? Washing machine messed up!"
"...Huh? Washing machine? Serious? No joke?"
"Yeah."
Sadly, Jeong Hana wasn't exactly bra-savvy.
"Not broken but... yeah, messed up laundry, all drying now."
"Oh? Then... ah, perfect. Tomorrow, skip PC bang, shopping first."
The hell kinda nonsense is that?
Jeong Hana eyed Im Ha-rin.
"Sis short on bras? Heard from granny? I'll buy a set. My boobs grew too, need one anyway?"
"No thanks. Don't need."
"Tomorrow shopping promised?"
"No! Said no!! Don't need! I'll get from Lupin!"

Jeong Hana shrieked, but Im Ha-rin just beamed.
"I know your address, sis?"