Chapter 8
Chapter 8
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 8
Chapter Title: Angel Ariel
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"Sex is when a guy shoves his dick right into a girl's pussy. Usually, the girls have massive asses. That's my type, too."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Huh... Huh!?]
"When you usually fuck a pussy, love juices start flowing out. It's proof that the girl likes sex. I wonder how much a angel like you would produce... Well, your ass is my type, at least."
At my kind explanation, the angel Ariel shook her head vigorously, her face saying there was no need to say more.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Ah, I know! I know that much!]
"You know? Hmm, then I don't have to worry about explaining. So, how much for your pussy?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [????]
Just like asking the price of an item in a game.
Item first, let's go all in. Ariel didn't know what to do.
"Demon lady~?"
I flashed a sleazy grin at Fellios, and she looked like she'd found an amusing toy, playing along with me.
"Ariel? Do angels go back on their word? Ah, well, even angels have one mouth up top and one down below, so maybe it doesn't matter."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [W-what are you talking about! Angels always keep their word!]
"That's what she says?"
"So, how many points for the angel's pussy?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [……]
"Ariel? Angels—."
As Fellios kept teasing from the side, Ariel's face turned beet red, and she whispered softly into my ear.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [1... 100,000 points...]
"Whoa, why are both angel and demon pussies so damn expensive? Did you gild them or something...? No, wait."
"100,000?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Kyaaah! Don't say it out loud! That's why I whispered it in your ear!!]
"Whoa... Now I see I really need to live a good life. If demon and angel pussy prices differ this much, honestly, I could turn over a new leaf and try the heaven meta right now."
"What, am I too expensive for you?"
Fellios grinned at me.
"Honestly, yeah, a bit."
But how many points do I have right now?
I just used 200pt on that question, so 12,400pt.
Short about nine-tenths.
"Can I get the pussy on credit? Like, 100-year installments."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Impossible! Absolutely impossible!]
"Damn..."
I thought I might get a taste of angel pussy if I played it right, but no such luck.
"But if pussy is 100,000, does that mean other parts are cheaper?"
"Did you just ask me?"
"No, I asked the angel."
"So, angel lady. This summoner is asking how much for other parts besides pussy."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [No no, Fellios! Why are you taking this human's side? Weren't you trying to kill him just a minute ago!?]
"Because this side is more fun?"
Fellios giggled.
"High floors might be different, but on the low floors—especially the 1st—what potential can summoners show? It's way more fun teasing our cute guardian angel Ariel than watching summoners play around~"
Fellios slyly lifted the back of Ariel's skirt.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Kyaaaaah!!]
Ariel hurriedly covered her ass with her hands.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [W-what are you doing right now!?]
"Nah~, I was just checking if you're wearing the panties I gave you last time."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Wait! That was panties? There were holes everywhere, so front and back were totally visible!?]
"That's the charm point."
"You two seem pretty close?"
Usually, angels and demons aren't just trading barbs—they're supposed to be at each other's throats, right?
"Ah, that~ It's no big deal. In summoner terms, I'm the senior, and she's the junior."
"Oh."
From my position, knowing zilch about the tower, this was pretty fresh info.
Anyway, the angel's pinned down by the demon, and the angel answers all my questions? And the demon finds it amusing?
Maybe... this could lead to something fun?
"Next question, then: how much for the angel's tits?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Eh? Wasn't that the last question?]
"Why say it like that's all? From what I hear, you angels are the ones who dragged people living fine in the outside world into this tower without asking? Do other summoners know that?"
"Who knows? Probably most don't."
- 1000pt deducted.
Ah, fuck. This demon bitch is sneakily answering my questions and stealing points.
I glared at her hard, but she just smirked like, What can you do to me, you pathetic little summoner?
'Ah, fuck. Demons are quick on the uptake for a reason.'
Now that an angel's on the 1st floor, the demon can't kill her just for being annoying, but if I pick a fight with the demon, that changes things.
And as much as I hate to admit it, the chance to grope those luscious tits by sweet-talking the angel is now or never.
So, for now, I have to get the angel to answer as much as possible.
"If I spread the word to all the 1st-floor summoners that you're the ones who summoned them, wouldn't angels become hated by everyone, Miss Ariel?"
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Hmm... Is that how it works?]
The somewhat airheaded angel Ariel looked at me like, Is that really a problem?
"What if all the 1st-floor summoners side with the demons? I might not know, but higher-up angels would think differently, right? Like, if summoner sentiment swings to the demons because of a 'mistake' by low-floor angel Ariel."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [!!!!]
"I don't really care what happens to you, Ariel, but if you're not gonna answer, I'll be on my way."
As I turned to head toward the tent, angel Ariel quickly blocked my path.
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Stop! Stop! I'll answer, so don't spread weird rumors to the summoners!]
Hook, line, and sinker.
I didn't need a mirror to know my face looked demonic right then. Fellios was staring at me with an Oooh~ expression.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Before doing more fun stuff with angel Ariel, I whispered to Fellios.
"Wanna make a deal?"
The demon Fellios's lips split into a grin like the woman from that urban legend with the red mask.
Whoa, fuck, I almost squealed like a girl by accident. Use your blinker next time, you bitch!
"Sure, human. What kind of deal do you wanna make with me~?"
"No interfering with what I'm about to do with the angel from now on."
"Oh, a mere human aiming for an angel who's basically a tower admin? Bold. But what do I get out of it?"
Points, I wanted to say, but with no cash for even her pussy upfront, that's impossible.
"Give me a quest. I'll kill a ton for you."
I got the tower's welcome bonus because I killed well. Meaning, I've got a talent for murder, right?
And the prophet perk didn't mention angels or demons. If they were just spectators, they'd stay far away watching.
"Heh? This human's saying interesting things. How'd you know I like that stuff?"
Demon Fellios chuckled.
Angel Ariel looked curious about our secret talk but kept her distance since Fellios was senior.
"But your stats look like total shit. Can you even kill others?"
'Huh, this bitch doesn't know I got 5 kills right at the start?'
"Fuck, of course I can."
I acted brimming with baseless confidence, and Fellios snorted in disbelief before giving me a quest.
📜 NEW QUEST 📜 Kill 1 Person Per Day
📍 Reward: Overlook actions with Angel Ariel on Tower 1st Floor
⏰ Failure: Death
"How's that condition?"
Honestly, it was an insanely good deal.
But accepting right away might make the quick-witted demon suspicious.
"Fuck, one per day? Are you nuts?"
"If you can't even do that, how will you survive the tower?"
"To fight with my stats, I'd have to go apeshit, and killing exactly one a day mandatory, or I die? Plus, overlooking angel stuff doesn't help when I can't afford her pussy anyway... Loosen the terms."
Fellios rested her chin, humming like she was thinking.
"Sorry, no can do. Watching Ariel get tormented by trash like you sounds fun, but I wanna see you go apeshit too."
"Fine. What if I kill two or more?"
"Two or more?"
Fellios looked at me like I was some exotic creature.
"Can you?"
"Look at my stats. Can I kill one and run? If I'm caught, I have to kill all witnesses, not just one."
"True. You're a total loser except for slightly above-average strength."
That confirmed it.
This bitch can't see my ability [Warp SSS].
And high chance she doesn't know about my perk either.
"Alright. Quest updated."
📜 QUEST UPDATED 📜 Kill at Least 1 Person Per Day
📍 Reward: Overlook actions with Angel Ariel on Tower 1st Floor
🎁 Extra Reward: +50% points from 2nd kill onward if 1+ killed per day
⏰ Failure: Death
"Your shitty stats make the rewards look generous? Good enough?"
"Deal."
⚙ SYSTEM NOTIFICATION ⚙ [Accepted quest from Demon Fellios. You will die immediately if you fail to kill at least 1 person before midnight each day.]
Now it's time to have some fun with the airheaded angel.