Chapter 7
Chapter 7
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 7
Chapter Title: Demon Fellios
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“Um, Demon Lady, is there a good way to earn points?”
“Kill guys with lots of points~. Next.”
“Demon Lady? Got any badass weapons or something?”
“Yup~. Next.”
It hadn't been long since the first floor's trial began, but quite a few people had already gathered 100pt and were lining up to ask the demon girl questions.
However, the line was shrinking incredibly fast, and the reason was the demon girl's utterly half-assed responses.
Question? Go ahead.
Heard your question loud and clear. Well, bye~
But word of the demon girl's tactics had spread around, and now people were starting to ask questions that couldn't be brushed off with a simple 'yes' or 'no'.
“From now on, questions are one-on-one~. Double the cost, of course. And if I catch anyone eavesdropping, I'll rip their ears off, so behave yourselves~”
But there's always that one idiot who can't read the room.
One summoner who had been pressing his ear against the demon-made tent was suddenly grabbed by the collar by the demon, Fellios, and dragged out into the street.
“What did I say? If you get caught, I'll rip your ears off, right?”
“Please, just once, Demon Lady!”
“Nope.”
Fellios ripped the summoner's head right off.
“Ahh! I meant to rip his ears off! Whoops, mixed up the neck and ears by mistake.”
As if it were an honest mistake, Fellios dramatically went 'oopsie!' and scratched her head.
“As an apology, the next one's question is just 100pt~”
But no one dared approach Fellios after she pretended it was a mistake, killed the summoner, and laughed about it.
Except for one person.
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As I entered the tent, there was the demon Fellios, lounging back in her chair with her legs propped up on the footrest, beckoning me with a finger.
'Fuck, I didn't know demons could be this sexy.'
I swear, this was the first time I'd realized demons could be this hot.
When she spoke about the first floor's trial, her voice had been so lazy it didn't draw me in, but now that I had a chance to look at her up close, I could instantly tell her looks outshone anything I'd seen before.
A sharp nose, piercing eyes, skin so pale it was almost blue, and those massive watermelon-sized tits on her chest—what you'd call absolute perfection. Her tits were practically as big as her head, a fantasy body straight out of a dream.
And then there was her S-curve figure: a tiny waist contrasting with huge hips that reminded me of a succubus who'd stepped right out of an ero-manga.
Before I knew it, my crotch was rock-hard, straining against my pants like it was about to burst through.
Fellios glanced at my crotch dismissively and spoke.
“If you're gonna ask, hurry up. If not, get out.”
“Can I ask anything?”
“Sure~”
My points dropped by 100pt immediately.
A measly, insincere answer, and a whole human life's worth of points was gone. Any normal person would be pissed, but it wasn't my problem.
“Question's over? Get out quick~ Before I kill you~”
To Fellios, who sweetly threatened murder, I lowered my posture and bowed my head as much as possible to avoid offending her. —Or more precisely, to sneak a peek at her panties between her crossed legs.
“How many points to fuck the Demon Lady?”
I tossed out the insane question casually, fully prepared to die. But Fellios took it differently.
“?”
Fellios furrowed her brow and asked me.
“I must've misheard that, right?”
“Something wrong?”
“I swear the human in front of me just said he's gonna fuck me...”
Fellios trailed off. A ridiculous smile played on her lips, but her eyes weren't smiling at all.
It was like she was giving me one chance. But right now, my dick was running the show.
“Yeah, you heard right.”
“...?”
Fellios tilted her head.
Her face screamed, 'Is this guy suicidal?'
Of course, I wanted to fuck Fellios, not die, so I quickly offered what she wanted.
“You said you'd answer if I paid points, right? So how many points for Fellios's pussy? Oh, sex included, FYI.”
“You think I'm easy 'cause I answer humans' questions nicely? You think we're on the same level?”
Maybe I gave in too fast. I'd unintentionally pissed her off.
Fellios slashed the air in front of her with her nail—rip—and pulled out a long rapier glowing with dark red light.
'I'm fucked.'
Cause of death: Asked a demon how much for her pussy.
It was shaping up to be a ridiculously lame way to die.
Warp to escape? I considered it, but given the 'Tower's' nature, external warping probably wouldn't work. If it did, there wouldn't be a 'Day Pass' perk.
Anyway, provoking Fellios meant this was bound to happen sooner or later. I just didn't expect to actually die.
'If this is it, at least die after seeing her panties.'
I prostrated myself as pathetically as possible, lifting my gaze from the ground. That gave me a clear view up Fellios's skirt as she held her sword.
'Oh, red lingerie!'
Complete with garter belts on her thighs. Demons really wear this stuff, huh.
Curiosity satisfied! No regrets now, even if I die!
But...
Even after counting to five or ten in my head, my head didn't come off.
What the hell? I looked up to see an angel shielding Fellios's sword with a shield right above my prone body.
"[Fellios. I've told you over and over not to kill summoners recklessly.]" “Aw, Ariel, you're making a fuss over just one or two?”
"One or two? I've confirmed six deaths already! The first ones you killed... Huh? Wait, why are there no records for five of them!? " “See? You angels screw up and always pin the blame on us demons.”
"[......]" “Got nothing to say? Then scram already? I'm running a business here.”
"[Sorry, but no can do. Fine, the first five's disappearances, whatever. But you definitely ripped that summoner's head off.]" “So?”
"[As long as I'm on the first floor, you won't kill anyone on a whim anymore.]" “Oh yeah? That's boring as hell. Done talking? Get lost.”
"[...Demons are always so selfish.]" As their conversation wrapped up, I quickly reported my grievance to the angel.
“Noble Ariel! This wicked demon took my precious points and won't answer my question!”
"[Hold on. Points? What does that mean, Fellios?]" “Beats me? No idea what this human's yapping about.”
The demon shot me a sharp glare. Normally it'd make me back down, but with the angel here, my mouth ran free.
“Exactly what I said! This demon took my points and now clams up!”
"[Come to think of it, Fellios, you were about to swing at this human earlier. Related to this?]" “Huh~? No clue what you're talking about, Ariel. I was just showing this summoner my super cool, badass divine weapon.”
Fellios gave me the nastiest death glare yet, screaming 'play along or die'.
A chill ran down my spine, making my dick even harder as I nodded.
“Right! Ariel, Fellios was showing me an awesome weapon I asked for first! But she's still not answering my question!”
I hounded Fellios to answer the 'question'. With the angel here, she couldn't kill me on the spot—I was sure of it.
Did my intent get through?
Fellios sighed softly, then opened her mouth like it was a hassle.
“One million points. Less than that, no deal.”
“Whoa, fuck, that's expensive as hell.”
“What?”
Shit, my inner thoughts slipped out.
But seriously, a million points? That's killing 10,000 humans. Insanely pricey.
No choice, going full casual now.
Flirting to fuck her while using polite speech is just weird anyway. Not like it'll work.
Whether she read my mind or not, Fellios declared with an exasperated look.
“FYI, points for questions are now ten times more. No points? Get lost.”
"[Fellios! Charging points for a simple question? That's too harsh on the summoner!]" “Then you answer for me, Ariel? Go on, try it.”
"[Fine. You there, human. Angel Ariel will answer your question instead. What do you want to ask me?]" Ooh! Fellios scored big time.
A free question to an angel!
My question was obvious.
“How much to fuck the angel lady?”
"[Pardon?]" “Sex. You know, sex? Oh, right, you're an angel.”
Angel Ariel's face flushed red, while demon Fellios giggled at my innocent tone.
“See? Told ya this summoner's a total psycho.”