The Dead (2)
Damn, holy fucking shit, you DJing whore bastards, ChangguPrincess (Chaeyu Conceding a Goal in 30 Seconds Video)
This fucking thing, I got Oriharukon from a good guy, video quality's crisp now, no lag, but what's the point? Just watching us concede in HD in one minute lol
└Cheonma Calm down. You might fall into heart demon madness.
└SwordTasteStar Isn't she already deep in heart demon territory?
└For real, if a concept high-nick like her is acting like this, she's fallen in.
└lololol but seriously, conceding like that?
└Passed it right to the opponent's striker lmao
└Isn't that goalie from the Satan League? Thought he was good there, why this?
└It's full-on Changgu-ification. No worries.
└ChangguPrincess Shut up please. It's only the first season, isn't this too much~?
└No;; You started the pad drip and trash talk first.
└ChangguPrincess That me is gone now~. I've regained my mental peace~.
└Shameless as hell lol
└YasaengGrill Uh…… you okay?
└ChangguPrincess Sorry for showing you that unsightly side~. My apologies~.
└YasaengGrill It's fine. By the way, is that really Oriharukon?
└ChangguPrincess Plugged it in without checking, but since it works perfectly, it's definitely Oriharukon~.
That fact alone was enough. From now on, besides Adult Mandrakes, I should add other Oriharukon to my trade list.
Ore won't be as popular as something edible.
Unlike the consumable Adult Mandrake, Oriharukon was tricky to handle. At best, like what ChangguPrincess did—prevent overheating. Still, since it's an expensive mineral, trading it moderately should work.
└KingLeor As expected of Changgu lol scavenging~
└Leveler shows up without fail lol
└This guy's always popping up lol
└YasaengGrill What's a leveler?
└Leor fans get called levels. Mash it with multiplier and you get level-multiplier.
└YasaengGrill Just a nickname then.
└KingLeor If you're gonna do it, call me leveler not level-multiplier. And you.
└YasaengGrill Yeah?
└KingLeor You still rooting for Chaeyu after that shitshow?
└YasaengGrill Where I'm from, we have a saying.
└KingLeor What?
└YasaengGrill If our defense concedes 3, our attack scores 4.
└Sounds bullshit but makes sense……!
└Wise words lololol
└Something a truth-seeker would say lol
└ChangguPrincess Such brilliant words~! Don't sow weird seeds, just fuck off~!
└KingLeor Getting more tempting. I'll make you a level-multiplier for sure. Want anything?
└YasaengGrill How about meeting up to cheer together? Then I'll be a Leor fan.
└KingLeor Dude;;;
└lololol
└Ah lol
Essentially rejected lol. People need grit. Quitting fandom just cuz they're weak? Pointless. Among sports fans I've seen, few abandon their team. Main case: when the club does nuclear-level asshole shit. Like dumping a team icon cuz no money.
Do they have an icon player here?
Players who transcend team symbols, defining eras. But this world has long-lived races like demons and elves. 'Era' standards differ by race, so it's ambiguous.
Usually sports careers last a few years, right?
YasaengGrill My world's all humans, so how about demons and elves?
└Every time, wild concepts. All humans? lol
└YasaengGrill For real. Anyway, demons and elves? Playing steadily for 100 years?
└Nah, super rare. Generations turn over fast surprisingly.
└YasaengGrill Why?
└Knees. Knees wear out, lifespan irrelevant ㅇㅇ
└Also humans keep advancing tactics, so old styles get weeded out.
└Classy if nice, outdated if not. That's why humans keep winning lately lol
└YasaengGrill Got it.
└Plus humans have insane peaks, massive impact. One crazy human scored 100+ in a season.
└What’s that guy doing now?
└Retired living chill? Heard he got knighted.
└GrowTrees Our elves aren't losing, working hard! Tons active in Mephisto lately!
└You mean the tree-planters who got caught?
└Weren't they exiled? lol
└Nah, real talents just got probation. Talent forgives all;;
└Stuffy elves into sports feels off.
└Elf Queen opened culture hard post-coronation. Problem: crosses lines often lol
└No monarch as black-and-white as Elf Queen lol
Roughly that. Demons and elves have long lives, so long primes. Humans peak high, closest to 'winning'.
No wonder no inequality complaints.
Each race has clear pros/cons. Makes you realize life's the same everywhere.
"Honestly YasaengGrill pretending to know sports is gross af"
Hm?
I was watching ChangguPrincess's highlights when that caught my eye. Win but no big deal, curiosity piqued, so I jumped in.
"Honestly YasaengGrill pretending to know sports is gross af If you're serious, drop a killer drip. Then you're certified fan."
└YasaengGrill I'm just a casual light fan. Sorry if it offended.
└No. If you apologize, what am I? Anyway, drop a drip.
└lol can't quit the drip
└Didn't you see his earlier drip? 3 conceded, score 4 lololol
└That's soccer. Need a baseball one too.
└YasaengGrill Ok brb
Easy if that's it. My world's beyond Gallery—full internet, wild drips everywhere. Pick a memorable one.
???: Please just throw strikes!!! (Fan photo clutching head sobbing) Put it in the strike zone, fuck!!!
└lolololololol
└lololololol
└Thought of that on the spot? lololol
└Thought it was porn lololol
└Crazy bastard lolol
└Don'tAbandonHero Ahh! Thought it was lewd, but no!
└YasaengGrill Not many of those pics. Found that digging Gallery.
└Don'tAbandonHero Can you share the Gallery album?!
└YasaengGrill Sure
└lolol
└Dug up a few, this guy lol
Hard to hold back. Especially with non-humans. …Dwarves and beastkin excepted.
I shook my head hard, vivid memory flashing. Elixir heals body wounds, not mental scars.
Chaeyu vs Leor: Chaeyu in crisis! But Elikto saves!
Chaeyu vs Leor: Chaeyu crisis again! Subis out of bounds!
Chaeyu vs Leor: Kares Wonder GOOOAL!!! Chaeyu concedes again!
While distracted, Chaeyu conceded again. 30-sec goal, then 10 min later another. Uploader: ChangguPrincess, still posting despite her team leaking—mental steel.
Chaeyu vs Leor: Kares Wonder GOOOAL!!! Chaeyu concedes again!
ChangguPrincess (Clean mid-range shot conceded video) Fucking bastards.
No, mental shattered into enlightenment? Pitiful, but nothing I can do. Just watch her uploads.
No tactics knowledge, pure light fan.
Seem too defense-heavy?
Vids show Chaeyu scrambling defensively. Better to concede 3 score 4 like I said. But yeah, just cheering.
Chaeyu vs Leor: Extra time ends. Leor leads by 2.
ChangguPrincess (Players to locker room video) Quality insane tho haha fuck
└Can't hide the rage lololol
└Quality and sound top-tier. Oriharukon power?
└Want Oriharukon too……
└Gallery bros hoping Grill free-gives upvotes lol
└Me first lol
No way. No trades without good stuff. Especially now, wary of high-nics. Past ones gave free favors first. Most buyable at auction anyway, picky.
ChaMes United. 100B euros for Kios?! Insane
???: Didn't save? Too early to despair.
Halftime, Gallery drips explode. Familiar vibe. Laughed at some.
Who said it? Losing teams have their own aura. Turns to humor, drips everywhere.
KingLeor requests trade. Accept?
Huh?
Digging Gallery, surprise: KingLeor, always bickering with ChangguPrincess, trades me. Blinked, accepted—familiar high-nick.
KingLeor Hello. Thanks for accepting!
Hello. What's up?
KingLeor Uh…… any leftover Oriharukon……?
Eying it, polite tone. Guessed why, let it slide.
Have some, but you got relay magic too, Leor?
KingLeor Couldn't stand Changgu's vids……
Teases hard but jealous inside. Honest at least. Diehard fan, not bad. Fan rivalry ok.
Can't give free. Got anything for me?
KingLeor Jersey no? Sorry, Chaeyu fan.
Won't work. Trying free lunch? Scram. …Held back. Don't know offer yet. He was probing anyway, no big regret.
KingLeor Light magic orb then?
What's that?
KingLeor Literal. Hit orb few times, auto light magic.
Seems useful for you, Grill?
No no. What's light magic?
Silence. Magic noob, had to ask.
KingLeor Think bright light spell. Small orb floats, lights up area.
Giving me that? Expensive?
KingLeor Pricey but for relay…… Race?
KingLeor Soccer-loving demon uncle.
Win-win. Accepted. Light magic huge for cave exploring. Magic illiterate—great deal.
KingLeor Mana activates, easy use. Thanks.
KingLeor Before end, Leor fighting once?
Sorry haha;;
KingLeor T_T
Trade done. Checked items.
Hm?
This demon sent a jersey too. Chaeyu white base, Leor white with stripes. Emblem: hawk not deer.
Effort, huh.
Snickered, stored carefully. No post—might hurt ChangguPrincess. Hate betraying helpers.
Chaeyu vs Leor: Halftime over. Leor kickoff.
Chaeyu vs Leor: lolololololololololololololol
ChangguPrincess's mental crumbled. Checked: conceded right at kickoff. Comments chaos.
Best: KingLeor's.
└KingLeor Changgu, no worries. Just score 4 now lol
└ChangguPrincess You fucking bitch.
└lololol
└???: If our defense concedes 3, our attack scores 4.
└Perfect chance to prove lol
└Believe in Grill!
Scratches just right. But 3-goal deficit is over in soccer. Better prep next game.
Maybe score 4 tho.
ChangguPrincess watches to end. I checked her posts.
And Chaeyu fans' prayers worked miracle?
Chaeyu vs Leor: Kone comeback goal!
Comeback, then
Chaeyu vs Leor: Kone chase goal! Chaeyu closes to 1!
Chase goal,
Chaeyu vs Leor: Kone hat-trick! Wonder goal ties it for Chaeyu!!!
Tied it. And……
Chaeyu vs Leor: Chaeyu extra time yeeeeesssss!!!
ChangguPrincess (Player shirtless celebration video) FUUUUUCK YEEEEES!!! I BELIEVED~!!!
└Holy shit it worked lolol
└Changgu peeps dopamine maxed lolol
└Wtf these guys suddenly fire? lol
└Ditched defense, all attack—goals galore lol
└???: If our defense concedes 3, our attack scores 4.
└We worship. Prophet.
└Real prophecy lolol
└Concede 3 score 4 lololol
Miracle happened.