Chapter 33
Chapter 33
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Translator: penny
Chapter: 33
Chapter Title: Chairman of the Sexy Stream
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“How was today? I did well, right?”
The moment her broadcast ended, SpringSummer called Lee Hyunwoo.
It was to get feedback and advice on her stream.
“You nailed it. I wouldn't have guessed it was your first day as a female cam broadcaster. Your energy was off the charts—viewers loved it.”
“Ehehe. I got so hyped up I couldn't control myself. By the time I snapped out of it, I was already in the zone. Glad you liked it.”
“Keep that vibe going forward. But where'd you pick up those killer lines?”
“No idea. They just came out. Anyway, thank you. It's all thanks to you, Unemployed King.”
“Yeah. Hey, Yuna.”
“Yes?”
“How long are you gonna keep calling me Unemployed King? It's fine on stream, but in real life, it kinda cringes me out.”
“Oh... So what should I call you?”
“Call me whatever's comfy. Oppa works. If that's too much, Chairman's fine too.”
“Then I'll go with Chairman!”
“Perfect. Now, let's hire an editor ASAP. I figure if the Newtube videos and stream schedule don't line up, it'll kill the momentum. Grab a thumbnail artist too, and get signature coin reactions customized. Oh, and slap some wallpaper on your screen already.”
“Got it! Lots of freelancers do thumbnails. I'll commission one today.”
“Good. Ideally, vary your reactions per signature coin. Another idea: use singing for comedy bits, save the real reactions for dances...”
Lee Hyunwoo rattled off ideas nonstop from his mental Rolodex.
As a veteran Koreatv viewer, his head was packed with tips for broadcasters looking to grow.
After dispensing advice and reminding her of quests, Lee Hyunwoo ended the call with SpringSummer.
He set his smartphone aside and cranked up the laptop volume again.
On the screen, Park Haneul was striking sexy poses, swaying her hips and pelvis seductively.
He'd tuned into her stream two hours ago.
Two hours earlier, while watching SpringSummer, an alert popped up on his account.
Park Haneul had gone live.
Since he'd already slept with her, he figured he'd drop in for her first post-hookup stream.
No biggie that SpringSummer was still on—he could multitask up to three streams at once.
- Hardcore Fan Unemployed King has entered.
“Ack! Unemployed oppa! Hurry and come in!”
- ???
- That's the Chairman?
- Wasn't Kkuan hyung the Chairman?
- Now Kkuan hyung's Vice Chairman lololol
- What the ㅋㅋㅋ?
Early in the stream, viewer count was low.
But these were Park Haneul's diehard core fans, rushing in the second she went live.
They knew her stream inside out—and they couldn't hide their shock at the sudden Chairman appearance.
- Entry fee
- ㅅㅂㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
- Drops cash right on entry lololol
- That's why he's Chairman?
- Unemployed hyung, when'd you snag Chairman????
“Unemployed oppa! Ten thousand! Thank you! Hold on! Sticker first, then reaction!”
Less than five minutes in, the 10,000-coin bomb had Park Haneul shrieking with joy.
Her donation bar hit 100%.
Labeled “Sky's Allowance,” the goal was 5,000 coins—meaning her daily target.
Contacting Lee Hyunwoo had been the right call.
Normally, scraping together 10,000 meant jumping through hoops.
Pooling from core fans, begging casual viewers.
Even then, hitting 5,000 daily was a stretch.
But now, just his entry netted 10,000.
Impossible not to be thrilled.
Her screen flashed Unemployed King's name and donation amount in huge letters.
Sticker applied, she geared up for the reaction.
“Unemployed oppa, what dance? Cocaine? Cotton Candy? Rollin'? Motorcycle? Name it!”
- Motorcycle in a while?
Park Haneul's signature coin: Angel Sky Wings.
No clue why 41 meant sky, but whatever—Lee Hyunwoo didn't nitpick.
“Kyaa! Unemployed oppa! Angel Sky Wings, thank you! Motorcycle time!”
- Dude's loaded ㄷㄷ
- Hyung, when'd you become Chairman?
- Motorcycle go!
- Shake it
-((
Most cheered the big-spender Chairman's arrival.
But some grilled the sudden promotee.
He could've ignored, but Lee Hyunwoo didn't.
Fun stream, fun chat—why not?
- Took Chairman today. Ask Haneul for deets. Enjoy the reaction for now?
- Today? Stream just started, when?
- Lol Limit's clueless again
- Just enjoy, shake it!
-((
-))
The persistent nagger seemed notorious as the clueless troll in Haneul's room.
Others reined him in, enjoying the motorcycle dance.
But he kept poking Lee Hyunwoo.
- C'mon, spill. Stream's not even 10 mins in—when'd you Chairman?
- I hopped in at start, only saw your 10k and 1441 coins.
“Ha, geez.”
Just sit back and enjoy the show.
Why be such a buzzkill?
Lee Hyunwoo drew his blade.
After the 250k drop, Park Haneul had pinned his ID as fixed manager.
Managers could boot or ban normies.
She rarely wielded it.
But ignoring a repeat offender after a polite warning? Nah.
- Lmaoooo
- Limit yeeted again lolol
- ㅉㅉ should've behaved
Kicking in a low-viewer room.
Booted players couldn't rejoin till next stream.
Yet sentiment favored it.
Limit's antics were that hated.
- Shake it!
-((
-))
-(Thumbs up emote)(Thumbs up emote)(Thumbs up emote)
-(Heart emote)(Heart emote)(Heart emote)
-))
-))
-((
-(Heart emote)(Heart emote)(Heart emote)
Whatever—one less chatter.
Park Haneul shook it hard regardless.
Her massive chest jiggled wildly to the beat.
Prime male-gaze bait.
Lee Hyunwoo bounced between SpringSummer and Haneul.
But SpringSummer needed more attention.
“Figures why those looks and body draw zilch viewers.”
Park Haneul's figure was objectively hot.
Outfit straight fire: palm-sized hotpants, cleavage-baring tank top.
Face had plastic surgery vibes, but no one'd call her ugly.
Stream just bored.
Viewers dig sexy and reactions.
But core? Fun.
Lee Hyunwoo pinpointed why Haneul flopped: no content.
She'd chit-chat till coins dropped, then booty shake.
Sure, sexy dance fans exist.
But nonstop? Even they bail quick.
Conversations? Clunky.
Ex-club girl, great listener.
But leading fun talk? Nope.
No massive crowds for chat fodder, TTS spam, or e-girls.
BJ had to drive engagement—Haneul couldn't.
Overdanced too.
Desperation clear; instant reacts made sense.
But space it out to hook folks on her.
Plus, now with whale Lee Hyunwoo, no need for beggar mode.
“Should I fix this?”
Not like SpringSummer, brimming with potential.
Haneul? No broadcast talent.
Hmm.
Talk to her later.
Decision made, back to SpringSummer.
Volume low till her call wrapped.
Call done.
“Ah, oppas. One sec. Too sweaty. Gonna wipe off quick.”
Two hours of rest-dance cycles; time for sweat and outfit check.
Feed switched to selfie cam.
Now.
Lee Hyunwoo seized it, dialing Park Haneul.
Mic off—no ring audible.
“Hello?”
“Saerom.”
He used her real name.
“Yes, oppa. What's up? Something off?”
“Nah. Just curious your take. Wanted to check something.”
“Check what?”
“Yeah. Your thoughts on your stream's state. Wanna grow viewers, blow it up?”
“You want more viewers? I'll grind and—”
“No, not me. Your thoughts. You satisfied now?”
Silence. Pondering.
Then:
“I'm good as is. Viewer count doesn't faze me much. 'Cause you're here, sure. But if you want growth, I'll try.”
“No, got it. So, Saerom, long as it pays, stream style's whatever?”
“Yes. That bad...?”
“Nah. Your stream, my two cents is silly. Cool, I get it.”
Park Haneul didn't dream big for growth.
BJs seeing it as paycheck? Normal.
Hell, raking cash while viewer-obsessed? Weirder.
Lee Hyunwoo got it, approved.
Boring? Sure. Unwatchable? Nah.
Body and moves kept it viable.
“Yeah... But if you want changes, say the word.”
“Nah, love it now. Back to stream. Hanging up.”
“Yep! Tune in!”
Lee Hyunwoo watched her dawn marathon till fatigue won.
Out cold.
Side note: While Lee Hyunwoo and viewers grooved to Haneul's motorcycle dance...
Kicked Limitdung-i sniped him on the community board.
Limitdung-i posted in rage, but the community iced him.
Blame Haneul's low-tier status.
Users mocked the poster as a moron instead.