Can We Mix Bodies for a Bit?
After the storm-like commotion had finally passed, Bok-soon and I loaded every last piece of luggage into Senior Seo-rin’s car and climbed in, then turned toward her with gazes so openly distrustful they bordered on rude.
“I’m asking one last time—are you really sure this is fine? Like, what if the car flips over somewhere on a deserted island and we end up surviving on abalone…”
“How exactly would you flip a car so that it lands on a deserted island and we start eating abalone… wait. No. It is not entirely without possibility, I suppose.”
“Y-you brats?!”
Not content with boarding the vehicle still clad in full armor, the shameless Female Knight Seo-rin—who wasn’t even wearing anything underneath—flared up at us in flustered outrage.
“Did I not say I had simply forgotten?! To doubt even my driving skill over so trivial a mistake! And you still dare call yourself my master?! How can you ever be called a proper master when you cast suspicion upon your own flesh toilet?!”
“From the moment you’re hauling a Female Knight and a kkanf around as your flesh toilet and sow, being a good master is secondary—you wouldn’t even get treated like a human being.”
“….”
Vroom-!
Apparently finding that far too accurate, Seo-rin blinked blankly for a moment, then wordlessly turned the key and eased the accelerator down, gliding out of the parking lot with surprising smoothness.
Her driving was good enough to make me think the earlier boasting hadn’t been empty noise after all.
Just as I let out a relieved sigh and sank into the seat, Bok-soon in the passenger seat suddenly swayed those enormous breasts of hers and flipped her seat back toward me with a whoosh.
“Y-you, Kim Bok-soon! What the hell do you think you’re doing?!”
“I’m the type who sleeps heavily in the morning. Besides, I have something I must give to… Seung-yong-ssi, so I reclined the seat.”
“To Master?”
“To me?”
Bok-soon has something to give me?
For a second the image of her screaming “Take this bullet, you alien pervert!” and spraying magic bolts at me flashed through my head, but the way she was rummaging around inside her cleavage suggested it wasn’t that sort of thing.
I asked the girl who was grunting and digging through her cleavage, apparently having trouble finding whatever it was.
“So what are you trying to give me? Pussycool?”
“Pussycool again, you damn pervert! You’ve really gotten addicted, haven’t you!”
“Pussycool…? Ah—Master, you bastard, do not distract me while I am driving…♡”
“Whoa, no-bra tits.”
If it isn’t Pussycool, then what?
I tilted my head at the bizarre word I’d never heard in my life, then groped Seo-rin’s bare, massive breasts as a pointed reminder to keep her eyes on the road, all while looking at Bok-soon.
“If only I hadn’t been trapped in that dungeon, I never would have offered my virginity to this perverted human… Here.”
“What is it? What are you giving me?”
“You told me to bring it!”
“I did?”
Did I ever tell Bok-soon to bring something?
I tilted my head as I accepted the strange stick she handed over—and then nearly jumped out of my skin.
“Hey, why the hell are you suddenly handing me a pregnancy test?!”
“A-a pregnancy test?!”
“Kyaaaaaah?!”
Screeeech-!!
Seo-rin, who had already been trembling with pleasure from my groping hands from behind, was so shocked by the shameless spectacle of me and Bok-soon casually exchanging a pregnancy test that the car, which had been driving so smoothly, began swerving wildly left and right.
“Hey! Why are you suddenly handing over a pregnancy test?! You scared Seo-rin! And Seo-rin, you calm down too!”
“Because you told me last time in the dungeon to do it! To check regularly whether I’m pregnant or not and report back!”
“I did? I told you to submit pregnancy tests… Ah. Right.”
“Hiiiit♡ Master, you baaastard♡ Don’t pull my nipples♡”
Come to think of it, I had said something like that in the dungeon.
Whether it was right after dumping a load inside Bok-soon, or while I was thrusting into her with my cock—I had been far too excited to remember the details clearly, but I definitely said it.
“It’s a little awkward, but… good job. Want me to pat your head?”
“I’m not a child, why would you pat my head! Well, if you’re going to pat it anyway… Hnnngh♡ Honestly, you’re far too good at reading the room…♡”
“Says the one whose elf ears started flapping the second I mentioned patting. Always pretending not to care while getting so excited.”
While I stroked Bok-soon’s massive breasts as she pretended to be uninterested and snarky, my other hand immediately began caressing her hot pussy. As if the tsun phase was over and it was now time for the dere, Bok-soon started cooing and acting spoiled right on cue.
“Aah♡ My pussy feels good♡ P-pussy… stroke my pussy more♡ Stroke my pussy more, more♡ Master’s sow Bok-soon’s tits and pussy—torment them together♡”
“Y-you brats?! You who already received disciplinary action for lewd acts are committing lewd acts again right before my eyes?! Cease at once!”
The upright-living lewd Female Knight could not stand our completely unhidden debauchery and bellowed at us.
But Bok-soon paid Seo-rin’s glare no mind whatsoever, moaned, and then—astonishingly—laid her own hand over the back of mine that was tormenting her breasts and pussy.
As if ordering me never to stop playing with her body.
The masochistic Female Knight’s eyes grew even fiercer at the masochistic elf’s shamelessness, yet Bok-soon merely mumbled her moaning lips and then spoke to Seo-rin as though seeking permission.
“Ah, I’m sorry to Senior Lee Seo-rin, but later in the back seat… ahem, would it be all right if I mixed bodies a bit with Master?”
“What?!”
“I’m asking if I can have se-sex with Master!”
“Kim Bok-soon! I—I had believed you were an unfortunate victim who fell into Master’s wicked clutches and had no choice but to commit such lewd acts?!”
Not content with performing shameless acts right beside her, now boldly asking permission to have sex with me—Seo-rin yelled in pure disbelief and stared at Bok-soon with the eyes one reserves for a pervert.
Considering how she had been moaning in ecstasy from my breast torture mere moments earlier, she was quite the hypocritical Female Knight.
But Bok-soon, for her part, as if this was one thing she absolutely refused to yield on, guided my hand straight into her bikini top and then shouted at Seo-rin as though she herself were embarrassed.
“I-I have no choice! Do you think I want to mix bodies with this pervert?! Aang♡ I’ve been cursed so that I must regularly receive this perverted human’s semen into my body!”
“A curse? I have never heard of such a curse—w-what is that lewd womb tattoo?!”
Bok-soon cried out and deliberately revealed the womb tattoo that had been barely concealed by her belt.
When Seo-rin shrieked in shock, Bok-soon flapped her reddened elf ears vigorously, as if even she found it mortifying, and explained.
“Th-this is the mark of that curse. It’s a long story, but anyway—I was cursed so that if I do not take this bastard’s semen into my body once every three days, I-I die! A curse with no means of breaking it!”
“That’s right. It’s not a lewd act—it’s a rescue operation. So even if I do dirty things with Bok-soon, it’s not like I actually did dirty things.”
“What?!”
Before the shock of such a curse could even fade, my shameless sophistry sent Seo-rin’s eyes spinning.
“R-rescue operation? But even if it is a rescue, mixing bodies in a place like this constitutes public indecency… D-don’t… yet if she does not do it her life is in danger…?! Hiiiik?!”
“Again—again you’re not watching the road.”
“Hiiiiit♡ Do not touch my pussy with the hand that just touched Kim Bok-soon’s pussy♡ Spreading elf pussy juice all over my pussy—how utterly shameless♡”
“Watch the road. Drive properly. What are you going to say if we crash? ‘I got jealous watching the elf and Master do dirty things in the passenger seat, looked away, and crashed’?”
Squish-squish-squish-♡
As if it were the most natural thing in the world, I thrust my fingers into the no-panties Seo-rin’s pussy while simultaneously smearing Bok-soon’s Pussycool all over the neatly groomed pussy hair of the Female Knight.
Seo-rin shuddered violently, then bellowed at the two of us.
“No! Forbidden—forbidden! Even if it is out of necessity, sex inside the vehicle is forbidden?!”
“What?! I’ll die if I don’t?!”
“I am not saying do not do it—I am saying choose the place! From the very start, knowing full well what you two will do in the back, how am I supposed to concentrate on driving?! Do you truly wish to see this car overturn?!”
“…No.”
“Then obey my words. For the sake of safety, sex inside the vehicle is forbidden!”
“Aww…”
At Seo-rin’s firm declaration that this, at least, was absolutely not allowed, Bok-soon and I clicked our tongues in disappointment.
She wasn’t wrong, so it was hard to argue—and above all, if the driver says it’s distracting and dangerous, we really shouldn’t do it.
But just as I was about to pull my hand away from her body—
“W-wait… that does not mean I forbade Master from toying with my body.”
“Huh?”
“Th-ahem… I rose rather early this morning, so I am a bit drowsy. If someone from behind occasionally torments my nipples and pussy, my mind will snap awake and the sleepiness will vanish completely… For the sake of safe driving, I would like you to torment my pussy and breasts a little more…♡”
“I never dreamed even in my sleep that Senior Seo-rin was such a lewd person.”
Even the thoroughly lewd Bok-soon stuck out her tongue at how much the lewd Female Knight loved filthy things, and Seo-rin’s ears flushed bright red as if even she realized she was being far too forward.
-Ooh♡ Ngh♡
-Kyaak♡ Why me too?! Aah—to my p-pussy♡ To the sow’s pussy♡
Of course, whatever Seo-rin’s shame might be, I for one was simply delighted that the ride had become so enjoyable.