There's No Way You Just Reached Out Your Hand!
Once that vulgar little uproar that had erupted the moment I opened my eyes finally died down, I finished a quick shower and headed out to the parking lot in front of the building with Seo-rin.
"So where exactly is our ride? Don't tell me two warriors banding together means we're supposed to march all the way there on foot with some spirited battle cry. Last time we rode a mining cart, so what—are we taking a horse-drawn carriage this time?"
"I—I already told you that was the only means by which we could reach the site with any haste!"
Where she'd even dug up a pump car better suited for a mine shaft remained a mystery, but I made it crystal clear I had zero intention of riding one all the way to the West Sea. Seo-rin's ears flushed red with embarrassment at the memory, and she shot me a sharp glare.
"More than that—you show not even a shred of respect for your senior now. You wretched Master of mine."
"Says the senior who volunteered to be my toilet the second I woke up."
"Hmph… We shall see whether you can keep up that shameless act until this volunteer work is finished. Ah—here she comes. Over here!"
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We had another companion?
I was still snorting at her "just you wait" attitude when Seo-rin suddenly started waving toward someone. I turned to follow her gaze—and found myself a little surprised.
Approaching from the direction she was waving was none other than a familiar blonde drill-haired elf in cowgirl gear.
I raised my hand just like Seo-rin and called out at full volume.
"Bok-soon! It's been a few days. How've you been?"
"Do not shout so loudly! You shameless human!"
Thud-thud-thud-thud—
Just for calling her by name, her elegant walk screeched to a halt and she charged at us like an enraged bull, the attack button thoroughly pressed. With every furious step, those massive watermelons on her chest bounced and jiggled in a way that made a man's cock ache. Seo-rin, who had only ever seen Bok-soon cosplaying as the refined young lady of a noble house, rounded her eyes at this first glimpse of the real thing and turned to me.
"Master? What have you done to her this time? I have never once seen that elf charge in such a rage. Is it because you called her Bok-soon?"
"Yep. She's embarrassed by her own name."
"Her name? Is it not Eracila?"
"That's the elven one. Her Korean name is Kim Bok-soon. Cute, right—gah?!"
"Ah, that explains it… It is common enough for elves in their twenties and thirties to keep their Korean names quiet—M-Master?!"
"Hey! I told you not to say that!"
WHAM—!!
A brutal impact slammed into my jaw and stars exploded across my vision.
The second I started spilling every detail about her name, Bok-soon closed the distance in a flash, sprang up like a gazelle, and delivered an uppercut with those enormous breasts of hers.
"Ghk—?!"
"I shall never forgive you! You shameless human with a cock far too large for any good use! Die! Diiie!"
Thump-thump-thump—!!
She immediately mounted me and launched into a merciless breast-pounding so intense it made me want to finish even the loads I didn't have. Seo-rin stared blankly for a second at the Kkanf who'd just dropped her refined act, then yelped, "Hah?!" and rushed in to separate the two of us—me sprawled on the ground, and Bok-soon still delivering the kind of pounding I would have loved aimed at my cock instead.
"D-Down! Get off him, Kim Bok-soon! That's a TKO! A technical knockout! Y-You little—! Did the referee not order you off?! Get off of Master this instant!"
"Senior Lee Seo-rin as well! Do not call me by that name—wait. Master?! Th-This human leaves for a few days and already—!!"
"Ugh, where is she getting this strength— Calm yourself! I said calm down!"
"Even if I let my guard down for a moment, how could he shove his cock into a brand-new woman in that short time—and Senior Lee Seo-rin of all people?! L-Let go of me!"
"Normally people just say he made a move…"
"There's no way you only reached out your hand!"
"Fair point."
"You absolute piece of shit I'll tear apart!"
I snickered as I started to get up, and Bok-soon lunged again, ready to murder me on the spot. But Seo-rin already had both arms locked around her waist, trying to pry us apart—and when she simply lifted, Bok-soon's entire body floated up like a giant teddy bear being scooped into a hug.
"L-Let go! Let go of me! I shall never forgive this! Neverrr!"
"Calm yourself, Kim Bok-soon!"
"Senior Lee Seo-rin too! What in the world did you do with that perverted sex maniac while I was gone that you'd call this human Master?!"
"Ah, that is…♡"
"A-A bitch face?! What shameless act could possibly make that strict, solemn, noble Female Knight pull a face like some breeding sow?!"
"A b-breeding sow?!"
Not content with thrashing around in her arms, Bok-soon kept hurling insults like "bitch" and "breeding sow," and Seo-rin—who never lacked for words—bellowed right back, trying to put her in her place.
"Ah, Seo-rin. Hand Bok-soon over to me."
"To Master? Are you certain? This elf is practically frothing to sink her teeth into you right now."
"Grr… I shall bite clean through your throat…!!"
"Look at her."
I cut in quickly and asked her to pass Bok-soon over. Seo-rin pointed at the elf still rampaging in her arms as if questioning my sanity.
"Whatever you did, she has become a beast blinded by pure jealousy."
"It's fine. Just give her here."
"If Master insists… Wait—more than that, you no longer even call me senior?"
"Calling a flesh toilet 'senior' feels like overkill."
"Y-You shameless Master of mine… Fine. Take her."
"Ah—! You can't just throw me like some package! Warriors, I swear— kyah?!"
Seo-rin trembled with indignation, then flung the elf in her arms at me exactly like she was tossing a delivery box. I caught the screaming Bok-soon and, just as Seo-rin had done, pretended to cradle her like a teddy bear—while actually cupping those heavy, massive breasts from underneath.
"Y-You lunatic… Senior Seo-rin is watching, and you're— aah♡ S-Stop that♡"
"Mm. Looking good today. This bouncy elasticity… excellent condition."
"…You two seem rather close."
"We are not! I'm being sexually harassed one-sidedly— haang♡ D-Don't pinch my nipples…♡"
Squeeze-squeeze—♡
I slipped my hands straight into her black bikini top and started tormenting those stiff, peaked nipples, soothing her in the process. Bok-soon kept saying stop, but she made no real effort to peel my hands off her chest, so I freely kneaded those tits while turning to Seo-rin with a question that had only just occurred to me.
"So is Bok-soon joining this volunteer work too? I figured for sure it'd just be you and me, Seo-rin."
"Hmph. That Kim Bok-soon over there is your accomplice in the shameless public acts the two of you committed. I ordered her to come. More than that—your attitude toward me grows more insolent by the minute."
"Is there a Master out there who uses honorifics with his flesh toilet? The world's gone completely backwards."
"Hnnngh… Master, you bastard…♡"
Knowing Seo-rin's personality, of course she'd drag Bok-soon along without mercy.
I kept playing with Bok-soon's chest while watching Seo-rin tremble with delight at being called a flesh toilet right in front of the elf. The public humiliation must have soothed some of that masochistic elf temper, because Bok-soon finally lifted her head toward me—still busy flicking her nipples—and asked:
"You… if I didn't mishear, you just called Senior Lee Seo-rin a f-flesh toilet… I misheard that, right?"
"You heard correctly. Didn't you catch her calling me Master? As of yesterday, Seo-rin decided to become my flesh toilet. Same way you became my breeding sow, Bok-soon."
"What?!"
"B-Breeding sow?!"
I delivered that absurd declaration without so much as a change in expression, and Bok-soon and Seo-rin both stared at each other with identical shocked eyes.
"Th-That flesh toilet thing—it's what I'm thinking, right? Like, semen and p-piss and…?!"
"I might ask the same. Is 'breeding sow' what I am thinking? R-Repeated pregnancy and childbirth…?! No wonder those strange earrings on her ears looked familiar!"
"Why are you two looking at each other like mutual perverts?"
Was this that same-species repulsion thing?
I shot them both a look of pure exasperation, then carried Bok-soon—still having her tits tormented in my arms—over closer to Seo-rin.
"So what are we riding this time?"
"I heard at school that last time you rode a pump car from Sindorim Station… hnn♡"
"Th-That rumor spread as well?! Ahem. Worry not. This time we shall take my car."
Seo-rin straightened her back with a proud little puff of her chest and pointed to the SUV parked beside her.
Beep-beep—!!
The second she finished speaking, she unlocked the doors with the remote. I eyed her car sideways, still half-milking an orgasm out of Bok-soon through her nipples.
"So this was Seo-rin's car. It was always parked here when I came home—figured it belonged to someone. Does this thing even run? Battery's not dead, is it?"
"I heard Senior Lee Seo-rin walks even long distances on foot for training… Perhaps we should first confirm whether the engine even turns over…"
"Y-You two are truly classmates—spouting such rude nonsense without a second thought! I am not a primitive! More than that—get in. We have far to go. Hurry up and— ugh…!!"
Clunk—
She was still yelling at us in disbelief when a metallic scrape rang out the moment she opened the driver's door.
"…I—I had forgotten, after so long without driving, that one must remove one's armor to sit behind the wheel."
"Ugh. Absolute idiot."
"Ahem! Wait a moment! I shall remove the armor at once— hnn?!"
"Ah—! N-Naked?! She came out naked under the armor! A slut! She is a slut!"
"Th-That is not—! This is not because I wished to secretly couple with Master, nor because I am an exhibitionist— More than that, Kim Bok-soon! You, who are practically naked yourself, dare call anyone a slut?! Even now you stand there in that shameless outfit, committing shameless acts with Master, and you have the gall to call someone else a slut?!"
Were we even going to leave today?
I clicked my tongue at the breeding-sow elf and the flesh-toilet Female Knight as they once again stared at each other like mutual degenerates.