Want Me To Do That?
The sudden way I seized Silla’s chest left her still high on her own goddess complex, but it also made every pair of male eyes around us go wide. Those guys had been building a human barricade just to soak in her beauty and maybe snag her number.
“What the hell do you think you’re doing?! To this elf, of all people…!”
“It’s not whatever you’re imagining, so beat it.”
Whether they were drunk on elven looks or just overflowing with pointless righteousness, I swatted away the hands reaching to stop me. At the same time I squeezed a little harder. Silla still hadn’t snapped out of it; she screeched at me.
“W-what is the meaning of this?! Do you even know who I am…!!”
“Know who you are? Exactly how deep in the goddess high are you that you can’t even recognize your own master’s touch?”
She was so damn cheeky that I decided to try the advice A-rang had given me just a little while ago.
She definitely told me to go a bit more sadistic with it, right?
The fact that the advice had come from A-rang herself made me a little uneasy, and honestly I already felt plenty sadistic, but it was A-rang’s word so I decided to trust it. I started moving the hand still cupping Silla’s breast in an even filthier way.
“Guess there’s no helping it. Looks like you’ll only come to your senses after I properly humiliate you in front of everyone.”
“Haaaaaah?!”
Before, I’d only been kneading her like I was milking a cow. Now my crude fingers made no secret of their intent to torment her nipples outright.
Even I thought openly molesting her nipples in public might be crossing the line a little far—
“T-this is… these pot-lid hands treating my breasts like they already belong to you… this sadistic touch…?!”
“Huh. Senior’s advice actually worked?”
To my amazement it was working. Something hard suddenly rose between my fingers, almost as if she were praising me for doing a good job. The masochistic elf who still hadn’t fully escaped her goddess high finally looked straight at me.
“I can’t believe this even when I’m the one doing it. Why the hell does this actually work?”
“What kind of bullshit are you spouting?! First you make me wait, and now you molest my breasts in a place this crowded like they’re your personal property! T-take your hand off right n-ngh…♡”
“Look at the way you’re talking to your master.”
People had already gathered, yet she still wouldn’t stand up; she kept her hand on the coffee cup like she intended to keep enjoying it elegantly. That pissed me off so much I slowly twisted the nipple pinched between my fingers.
“Kyaaaaah, y-youuuu…!! S-stop this instant! What do you think you’re—hiiiik♡”
“What, getting turned on now that the people who were just calling you pretty are seeing your true nature? You masochist elf!”
“This son of a bitch is slandering me again♡ How can a person meet someone and immediately molest an innocent elf who was just enjoying brunch, then call her a masochist in front of everyone…♡”
The thought of being publicly shamed by a human she considered beneath her was clearly getting her off; every twist of her nipple thickened the scent of a bitch in heat.
Even after two days her sexual walls were still the same. Normally I would’ve chuckled and tormented her nipples a little more, but unfortunately I wasn’t the same kind of pervert she was.
Ugh, look at all the eyes locking onto us. This is getting awkward.
Some of the stares were pure “what a slutty freak,” but most of them were aimed at me with pure “who the fuck is this bastard” energy.
I was committing open blasphemy right in front of the crowd that had been staring at her like disciples who’d just witnessed a goddess descend. Of course they weren’t going to look at me kindly.
I needed to get Silla out of here right now. Even at this very moment the corners of her mouth were trembling with pure delight. I carefully leaned my face in close.
“Ah, why are you bringing your face so close… Don’t tell me you’re about to do something shameless like biting my ear in front of everyone…?!”
“It’s nothing like that. I just need to tell you something.”
Those nervously trembling eyes practically begged for sadism, but this was a moment I had to hold back. Silla subtly offered her ear as if asking me to bite it already; I shook my head with genuine regret.
“Then what is it? What else are you planning to do to me…?”
“I’m not planning anything. Just… take a quick look around.”
“Huh? Around… aah?!”
She scanned the surroundings with suspicious eyes, then sucked in a sharp breath when she noticed something.
“See it now? The expressions on the faces of the people who were just staring at you like a goddess who’d descended to earth.”
“Th-they’re looking at me like I’m a pervert?! Some of them are showing the same vulgar lust as you, and others still believe in me… looking at you like a scoundrel…♡”
Yeah, she was loving every second of it.
I immediately settled her western hat back onto her head.
“Right, so we need to leave right now, don’t we? Stay any longer and you’re going to end up uploaded to YouTube as ‘Dongmyo Market Pervert Kkanf.’”
“Y-you… if it weren’t for you—ah?!”
Once I confirmed that Silla had finally regained her reason and was grabbing her holster, I snatched her hand.
“W-what are you doing! Who said you could just grab my hand?!”
“Can’t a master hold his sex slave’s hand? We’re running, so keep up.”
“Who’s your sex slave… Wait, running? What do you mean—kya, kyaaaaaah?!”
I dragged her out of there on the spot.
A few hunters who’d gathered hoping to get her number started spouting nonsense about elf kidnapping and tried to grab me, but they never stood a chance.
Goo Seung-yong
Unique Skills:Wild Breath Lv4, Hawkeye Lv2
Training Points Held:493
After the past few days of fun with A-rang, my stats and body had ballooned. Trusting that growth, I charged straight into the crowd rushing to “rescue” Silla.
“W-wha…? An elf kidnapper! Broad daylight elf kidnapping—aaaagh?!”
“Grab him! I-I want to touch her too! I want to hold her hand and grab her tits—gahk?!”
“Coming through! Coming through! I said coming through! Move, you bastards! And you—who the hell do you think you are trying to touch someone else’s sex slave’s breasts?!”
“Aah?! That guy said he was a C-class hunter earlier, and he’s treating people like bowling pins?!”
“Must’ve just been pretending to be C-class!”
Bang-bang—!!
Even if they really had been C-class, after the growth I’d stacked these past few days ordinary C-class hunters weren’t even opponents. I simply used raw physique to ram through them, then pulled Silla into the stream of ordinary citizens walking through the market.
“Move! You bastards keep groping at my sex slave?!”
“Wait a second?! Are you seriously spouting that kind of filthy nonsense in front of people again?! If you keep running your mouth like that, what happens to my image?!”
“Most of them already think you’re a slutty elf just from the outfit. Besides, I wasn’t even lying!”
“I came here today to erase that dishonor with my own hands, and now—uuuugh?!”
Tried to remove a wart and ended up growing a bigger one!
The rapid-fire shutter clicks aimed our way made Silla’s flushed elf ears flap like mad.
Some time later, after confirming that the humans chasing us had finally been shaken off completely, I leaned against a wall and let out a sigh of relief beside Silla as she strapped on her holster.
“Whew, clingy bastards. Finally lost them. What’s so great about a perverted elf like this anyway… What are you doing?”
“A-aaah it hurts… W-why is your body so hard?!”
Something had smacked against my back with a wet slap. Apparently she’d slapped my back with her bare palm; now she was hopping in place, clutching her hand and doing a little milk-shaking dance. I clicked my tongue.
“That’s why when your master calls, you should answer right away like a proper sex slave. What the hell was that whole scene for?”
“This son of a bitch starts the whole mess and then pins the blame on me?!”
“Obviously it’s your fault. Who told you to sit there elegantly enjoying brunch and drawing everyone’s attention? A girl who normally loves sundae-guk with a mountain of spicy seasoning and salted shrimp suddenly gets the urge to sit around with apple pie and coffee?”
An elf with such thoroughly Korean tastes that she’d pour radish-kimchi broth into someone else’s leftover soup—what wind had blown her into brunch?
Under my grilling she averted her eyes, elf ears fluttering again as she answered.
“Th-that isn’t a crime! Do you think I was happily stuffing myself with apple pie and coffee that don’t even suit my palate?! O-originally I was going to look for a gukbap place like you said, but… I came out an hour early on purpose and waited at a franchise café so you wouldn’t have trouble finding me…”
“Hah…?!”
This kkanf actually had consideration for other people?!
I felt a little bad for roasting her so hard without knowing, yet at the same time the sight of Silla doing something so out of character sent genuine chills down my spine.
She herself looked ready to die of embarrassment; her ears were flapping so hard they left afterimages. When she finally glared at me, her eyes and voice were sharper than usual.
“More importantly, you! There’s nothing good about stacking up bad karma like this, you know? The more you do this, the closer the day you part ways with your balls becomes!”
“Oh-ho? What, did you find a way to escape the reaper?”
“That’s… i-it’s not certain yet… but if today’s work goes well… maybe?”
“What, so you were yelling at your master like that without even being sure? You really are a masochist elf.”
“W-where do you think you’re pointing that cock?! Don’t tell me you’re planning to take my v-virginity in an alley like this…?!”
“Why, want me to do that for you?”
Silla had been sneakily eyeing the bulge in my pants with clear interest. She shook her head hard, then suddenly snatched my hand and shouted.
“Y… yes?! N-no! A-absolutely not! The young lady of House Silvanel cannot have her v-virginity stolen in a place like this… a place like this! C-come on, follow me quickly!”
“Huh?”
Where was she trying to go?
Even as we left the alley where we’d been hiding, Silla kept glancing back with eyes dripping pure regret. I chuckled and immediately slung an arm around her shoulders.
Squish—♡
“Kyaah?! You crazy…!!”
“Ahh, this is pure paradise.”
Of course, fondling Silla’s breasts while I did it was only natural.