Seniors and Juniors Pissing Together Is Just Common Sense, Right?
Senior Lee Seo-rin.
A third-year senior enrolled in the Hunter Department of Hankuk University — Korea's renowned elite institution for training hunters.
She was one of the so-called Golden Generation of Hankuk University's Hunter Department that the media loved to talk about — alongside Senior A-rang, with whom I was currently mid-joint-piss, and that foul-tempered huge-titted kkanf Silla.
Her awakened ability: Female Knight.
Despite her strict and solemn personality, she loved helping people. She never walked past someone in trouble, and took pride and fulfillment in protecting the weak — truly a model knight among seniors.
This naturally put her at odds with free-spirited, lawless Senior A-rang at every turn, and Seo-rin herself regarded A-rang as her rival.
Whenever A-rang caused trouble — or looked like she was about to — Seo-rin would chase her down wherever she was and stand in her way. For this, she earned the gratitude and respect of not just the Hunter Department but the entire student body and faculty of Hankuk University.
And my relationship with Senior Seo-rin… wasn't great.
To be precise, it was more that Seo-rin unilaterally kept her guard up and disliked me.
"Y-You bastards never tire of these vile acts! Cheon A-rang is one thing, but Goo Seung-yong! So you've finally shown your true colors!"
"Me? What did I do?"
"Do you ask because you do not know?! Where did you even learn such a shameless— W-Wait?! Where do you think you're aiming that hideous thing?! Put it away this instant!"
The reason was absurdly simple. As her words and expression made clear, Senior Seo-rin considered me Senior A-rang's right-hand man.
All I'd ever been was A-rang's punching bag, but through the eyes of a rival who felt competitive with A-rang, it apparently looked like A-rang was training her subordinate.
So whenever she lost track of A-rang after some incident, she'd call me in for interrogation and drill me for no reason.
Our relationship wasn't great, but unlike her, I didn't hold any particularly bad feelings toward Senior Seo-rin.
The reason was similar to with Senior A-rang.
Even if she'd wrongly accused me of being A-rang's underling, she'd never pointed fingers and condemned me as incompetent the way the other people in the Hunter Department had.
I know nobody's perfect… but if she could just fix that thick-headed side of hers, she'd be a true model knight, praised for generations to come…
A C-class hunter — and just like Bok-soon, why the hell was a true B-class hunter riding a mine cart over here?
She could've just run!
And it wasn't even a regular mine cart. It was a pump car — the kind where two people face each other and work the pump handle in the middle to move.
As I swallowed my urge to pick at her thick-headedness and sighed inwardly, Senior A-rang — still mid-joint-piss with me — snickered at Seo-rin, who was glaring daggers at us.
"Where the hell did she get a mine cart like that? What, did she just come from playing Minecraft?"
"Looks like she never managed to mine any diamonds."
"Ah, right. She's only wearing iron gear."
"Y-You bastards?!"
Had she really ridden over on a mine cart that belonged in a coal mine?
As A-rang and I kept going with our joint piss and snickered, Senior Seo-rin — enraged by our banter — huffed and jumped down from the pump car.
"Get down this instant! I shall punish you two for public indecency…!!"
"Senior Seo-rin! This isn't public indecency!"
"Silence! I can plainly see you exposing that filthy thing and urinating right there on the tracks!"
"This isn't for any lewd purpose! By pissing together like this, we're performing a kind of bonding ritual — a ceremony declaring that we've been bound by an even tighter connection! If it wasn't done for lewd purposes, how can this be public indecency?!"
"A-A ceremony?!"
Senior Seo-rin faltered, thrown off by how brazenly I spouted nonsense.
Senior A-rang nodded along with my words and joined me in cornering thick-headed Senior Seo-rin.
"That's right! Seniors and juniors pissing together is just common sense, right?"
"Common sense?! S-Seniors and juniors doing something like that is common sense?!"
Hit with a second round of absurd claims after mine, Senior Seo-rin's eyes started spinning.
"Exactly. It's not like it's anything else — the two of us teamed up and took down this son of a bitch. Of course we'd do a joint piss at least."
"The two of you?! Are you saying the two of you brought down this train?!"
But then, as if she'd just heard something she couldn't believe, Senior Seo-rin's spinning blue eyes flew wide open and she started surveying the area around the train.
"Even if you're going to lie, put some effort into it so I can at least pretend to fall for— Th-There's no one else here?! Don't tell me you two really…?! Cheon A-rang! How much stronger have you gotten in the brief moment I took my eyes off you?!"
"Heh heh heh. Maybe it's because of our Seung-yong? I'm pretty good myself, but our Seung-yong put in some real work."
"That's right. And later on the bed, I plan to put in even more."
"What?!"
"What?!"
Senior A-rang, just like Seo-rin, flushed bright red and couldn't hide her shock.
I pointedly rested my hand on A-rang's shoulder for Seo-rin to see, then groped her breast as I spoke.
"What's the surprise? These tits are mine, aren't they? You promised."
"H-Hey… I said I'd give you a one-hour free pass, not that I—"
"Shh. We're messing with Senior Seo-rin right now. Play along."
"Ah."
A-rang cleared her throat and addressed Seo-rin.
"Th-That's right! We're close enough to piss together like this! Nighttime bonding is only natural, right? You're seriously clueless? Is it because, unlike me, you don't have a junior like our Seung-yong?"
"Sh-Shut up, you shameless wench?! I know that much already! It's just that I don't have a junior I'm close enough with to piss together like you two!"
Oh boy, our Senior Seo-rin…
A-rang's shoulders twitched as she struggled to hold back laughter at the sight of Seo-rin casually talking about joint pissing without even realizing she'd been played.
"Anyway, I'm grateful you came as backup. Would've been nicer if you'd gotten here a bit sooner, though."
"I had no choice! They announced a full suspension of train service, so I had to rush over dragging this pump car!"
No, so just run here…
Was it because she was wearing full-body armor like me, making it hard?
As another sigh escaped me, the black smoke endlessly leaking from the train finally subsided along with our streams of piss.
Unable to endure our heroic moment and the thick joint piss that was like rubbing salt in its wounds, the train had finally met its miserable end.
Confirming this, Senior A-rang shouted at the top of her lungs.
"Oh, it's over. Situation clear! Ding ding ding!"
"Good work~"
"Ah, what kind of day is this? We've done every weird thing imaginable."
"Right? I need to wash up quick and bury myself in Senior's titty pillows to recover from the fatigue."
"You little… Don't push— Ahem… For a junior worn out from fatigue, nothing's more effective than titty-pillow therapy!"
A-rang and I quickly tucked away our exposed pussy and cock, hopped down from the wrecked train, and approached Senior Seo-rin, who was still staring at us with a face dyed bright red.
"We can go home now, right?"
"Yeah. If you showed up late, the least you can do is handle the remaining cleanup."
"What nonsense is this! Such matters are originally the responsibility of those who resolved the incident— Wait?!"
We immediately climbed onto the pump car Seo-rin had brought.
"I said wait?! How am I supposed to explain this piss stench?!"
"Say you did it!!"
"Yeah! Tell them there was nowhere decent to go so you just went there!"
"You bastards?!"
"Bail!"
Senior Seo-rin immediately drew the sword stored inside her shield and chased after the pump car, but with two hunters pumping in earnest, her figure gradually fell behind.
As A-rang and I clutched our stomachs laughing, a pleasant breeze blew our way, and A-rang suddenly asked me carefully.
"S-So, are we doing it in my room?"
"Huh? Doing what? What are we doing?"
"What do you mean, 'what'?! Whether you're gonna use it in my room. Th-That free pass for my tits…"
"Ahh… Right… Wait? Hold on?"
Mid-answer, something flashed through my mind like lightning. I stopped pumping, snapped my head up to look at Senior A-rang, and practically shouted.
"At Senior's place…? Wait, hold on?! Did I just get invited to Senior's place?!"
"That's what I was asking! It's just, going to some motel with you is a bit… e-embarrassing… And your studio has terrible soundproofing, right?! So, are you coming or not?!"
"I'm coming! Absolutely!"
"Why are you so happy about it?! F-Fuck… Seriously, what the hell did I just say…!!"
When had her ears even turned that red?
Faced with Senior A-rang's unexpected proposal at an unexpected timing in an unexpected form, I nodded furiously like a bull snorting rough breaths, without a second thought.