What a Perverted Elf!
Silla’s eyes went wide as dinner plates.
Normally a glare like that would have me thinking, Ah, that’s the line—don’t cross it, and I’d shrink right back into place. But the me of right now had not only ignored that little self-warning; I was openly dumping line-crossing abuse on her, and the sheer shock of it was written all over her face.
“Y-you… h-have you lost your mind?! Have you finally gone completely insane?!”
“I’ve been tormented by your bullshit since last year—you really think I’d still have any sanity left? Huh? After putting up with a Kkanf bitch who keeps pointing a gun at the back of my head every single day, you think I wouldn’t snap?!”
“You crazy bastard…?! K-Kkanf?! First the pointy-ear crack just now, and now this—what kind of guts do you have, spouting elf-slurs right to my face…?!”
“You figured if you just scared me a little I’d cower on my own, so another hard-eyed glare would do the trick again, huh? Well, the situation’s changed. More importantly—I told you to call me Master, didn’t I?!”
“You sly human! This is exactly why I didn’t want to explain everything to this bastard in the first place! Am I the crazy one here?!”
“Yeah, well, who told you to obediently spill the whole story and then beg for a favor?”
“K-kiiiiih?!”
Silla glared at me like she wanted to tear me apart. Looking at her like that, I put on the greasy smile of some sleazy breeding uncle straight out of an eroge, while inside I was tilting my head at the strange sense of dissonance coming off her.
What the hell? Why is she genuinely blowing her top?
No matter how I looked at her, she didn’t seem like an elf who was actually expecting me to do something rough to her. For someone who’d just been masturbating to the filthy fantasy of me eavesdropping on her bathroom business, the unbroken string of reactions was way too real to be acting. I kept tilting my head inside until a sudden thought flashed through my mind.
No way… does she not even know what her own kink is? She couldn’t hold back her urges and even jerked off, and she still doesn’t get it?
If this were acting, it would be award-winning—the kind where you’d think, If someone falls for this, fair enough; not falling for it would be the weird part.
Mildly stunned, I spun my thoughts faster.
Then maybe… it’s unconscious? She doesn’t consciously recognize her fetish, but the desire buried in her subconscious is what made her do all that? Because acting this way would feel even better?
That would also explain why she’d so obediently told me everything. Just like the desire nested in her subconscious had goaded her body—already heated from intense physical activity—into masturbating in the bathroom, that same buried lust had made her deliberately put me in the superior position by confessing everything, even though she knew she shouldn’t.
That’s why she was so furious about explaining it all so obediently—even she thought it was ridiculous!
A blind spot. Because the status window had shown me Silla’s fetish, I’d rashly assumed every one of her actions sprang from it. That assumption was the blind spot. Now that I’d finally identified the dissonance I’d been feeling from her, a new thought followed.
Actually… this is better.
A rebellious Silla? Even better. If she’d been fully aware of her own kink, I wouldn’t have gotten any payback at all—I’d have been reduced to a living sex toy for her filthy fetish. But if this pointy-eared Kim Bok-soon still had no idea what her kink was, then everything I did from here on out could proudly be called training.
Even if she did all that unconsciously, that doesn’t mean she gets to treat people that roughly.
Still sitting on her ass where she’d fallen, Silla looked up at me. I took a big, deliberate step toward her, boots thudding. She flinched hard and shouted.
“W-what?! You think that’s going to scare me? You’re clearly under some kind of delusion… T-this is a curse that can be broken easily anywhere! Y-you know there are old stories about people who even beat the grim reaper, right? Right now I’m only begging and pleading because the situation is desperate…!!”
“I heard you say it has to happen once every three days no matter what. So if we count today as the odd day… that means you’ve got two days left to find a solution?”
“Exactly! So—wait, why are you shoving your crotch in my face? And why are you opening your armor?! Didn’t you hear me? Don’t stick your cock out! I clearly said—aah?!”
Smack—♡
A sharp slap rang out as Silla’s head snapped to one side.
“Y-you… did you just hit me?! With your c-cock?! Did you just listen to me with your asshole instead of your ears?!”
“I heard you just fine. And what that means is, until you find a solution, I get to handle you however I want. Like—this!!”
“Kyaaaah?! My cheek again…?!”
I’d hit the left cheek, so of course the right one couldn’t be left out. I swung my cock the other way and smacked her again. For the first time in her life, Silla was being struck by her own pack mule and meat shield; her eyes trembled in pure disbelief. And because it wasn’t even a hand but a cock, the shock seemed even greater.
“Y-youuuuuu?!”
“There you go again—‘you’?”
“Ugh…?!”
“Looks like our Lady Silla still hasn’t grasped the situation… Tomorrow’s another story, but for today at least, our noble Kkanf, Lady Kim Bok-soon, is under me. Got it? Today I’m on top! You’re on the bottom!”
“Haaugh…?!”
At my words Silla wrapped her arms around herself, looking both incredulous and frightened. But because I already knew the filthy kink buried in her subconscious through her status window—
“I-I can’t believe it. That I… the young lady of the Silvanel family, the eldest daughter of the World Tree Kim clan, have fallen beneath a barbarian like this… T-this has to be a dream… Something like this could never happen…♡”
—I could see and hear the faintly trembling corners of her mouth and the feverish breath slipping between her lips, born of a reality so unbelievable it made her shiver. I felt not a shred of guilt as I cackled right in her face.
“Still can’t believe it? Want a few more cock-slaps until reality really sinks in?”
“Y-you shameless, ungrateful, vulgar human… After all the kindness I’ve shown you, this is how you repay me? I even let a nobody like you tag along as my pack mule—how dare you—kyah?! F-fine! I get it, so stop hitting me with your cock?!”
“Should’ve done that from the start.”
Huff-huff—!!
She’d finally raised the white flag, yet at the same time she was so furious and humiliated that she puffed out her massive breasts like a dragon about to breathe fire, snorting rage through her nose. I snickered inside, yanked off her western hat, and lightly tapped my cock against the golden wheat-field of her blonde hair.
“You… for now I’ll have no choice but to do as you say, but… j-just you wait. The moment this problem is solved, I’ll put air holes in both of your balls—ugh, what the hell are you doing now?”
“Instilling the hierarchy. Teaching you that from now on you’re beneath my cock. What are you waiting for? Show some gratitude to me and the cock that’s going to keep you alive.”
“Kh… Enjoy yourself all you want. This humiliation I’m suffering today—I’ll pay it back to you several times over later…”
“One more useless word and I’m leaving right now. Live or die, I don’t care.”
Die right here, Silla! Seung-yong’s going home!
I threatened her the way a mother scolds a kid throwing a tantrum for a toy at the supermarket and made to put my cock away again. Silla scrambled up and clung to me, shouting.
“Aah?! You cheap human?! A-aren’t you a hunter?! Didn’t they teach you in ethics class that if there’s a life you can save right in front of you, you save it?!”
“That’s why I’m offering CPR with my cock, and you’re the one refusing. If you want to refuse life-prolonging treatment, what am I supposed to do?”
“That silver tongue of yours—I really want to beat the shit out of it…!!”
“What?”
“N-nothing! So… w-what do I have to do?!”
“First you apologize to me. For all the baseless harassment. Kiss my cock while you do it.”
“Y-you perverted beast?! After how well I’ve treated—f-fine! Dammit…”
The second I started to turn away again, Silla panicked, grabbed my cock-dance in both hands, and held it carefully like a sacred relic while looking up at me.
“I-I’ve been… sorry… all this time.”
“Louder.”
“I’ve been sorry all this time! For deliberately shaking my vulgar tits in front of you just to pick a fight and make it so you couldn’t look away! For deliberately jumping down and landing my ass on your face when I knew perfectly well you were passing underneath! And for randomly shooting my gun just because—”
“Wait, so even landing on my face that time was on purpose…? Haa, fine, fine, I get it. Especially calling them ‘vulgar tits’—your self-awareness is so good it’s almost cute.”
“Kh… S-son of a bitch…!!”
Oh, how adorable. Oh, how delicious. Watching Silla glare at me and my cock while her pointed elf ears turned bright red and her whole body trembled, I knew tonight’s sleep was already booked as the sweetest of sweet dreams.
“Adding everything you’ve done since last year, it’s still not enough, but I like that self-awareness so much I’ll let the apology end here.”
“R-right? Then hurry up and give me your se—”
“What are you talking about? Now you give thanks—kiss my cock in gratitude.”
“Of course… You perverted human, somehow you never forget things like this.”
“How could I forget? So, hmm… what should I make you say… hm?”
“T-to Master and C-Cock-nim, who will bestow the precious semen that will save this one’s life, Kim Bok-soon, eldest daughter of the World Tree Kim clan, offers her thanks… mmmph, chuuup…♡”
“Aigoo, I didn’t even ask for that much.”
What a perverted elf!
I was still debating what lines to force her to say for the thank-you when she immediately collaborated with her own filthy kink. While I was busy being flustered by Silla’s beyond-perverted self-humiliation, she pressed her forehead to her neatly folded hands and even bowed toward me, as if trying to hide her flushed face. Inside I thought, I wasn’t going to demand this much, but outwardly I stayed cool, tapping the back of her head with my cock as I spoke.
“Good, good. This is the cock that’ll keep you alive from now on. Remember that.”
“Kh… This girl will remember… and remember again. Later I’ll definitely take a cleaver and—”
“Mouth.”
“Eek… You even stole this girl’s first kiss with that stinking cock…!!”
“‘This girl’? Wait, that was your first kiss? Eheheh, for a noble elf, getting your first kiss stolen by a mere human—and a useless D-class human’s cock at that.”
“E-eek… Daaaamn…!!”
Still bowed in her kneeling bow, Silla’s body trembled again like a one-woman earthquake. She looked so furious I could practically hear her grinding her teeth, ready to put bullets through both my balls right then and there—yet somehow I felt none of the old fear. Part of it was that Silla had already fallen for my thoroughly despicable scheme, but a bigger part was the thick scent of sex rising every time her royal ass quivered.
“What’s this pussy smell? How did you already know you were going to service my cock with your mouth and get this turned on?”
“Who’s turned on at the thought of servicing your cock of all things?! More importantly—m-my mouth?!”
“I’ll specially grant it in light of your sincerity. Go ahead and milk it yourself.”
“You want me to use my mouth on this cock… hah?!”
Gulp…
Even I had to admit it was a thoroughly despicable, sly move. Silla lifted her head and swallowed hard as she stared at the cock standing straight up right in front of her eyes.