Chapter 69
Chapter 69
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 69
Chapter Title: Mint Chocolate Fermented Skate Tteokbokki Made by Lee Jia Herself
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[Fervent Devotees of Reflecting Myriad Stars] Title: Today's Cult Leader's 'That Scene' GIF [GIF] [GIF] [GIF] It was just a split-second exposure, but I captured it perfectly. I'll keep going strong from here on out. Thank you. ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ [Domestic VTuber Gallery] Title: Today's Lee Jia Weird Food Mukbang Breast Slip GIF + Explanation (Repost from Lee Jia's Personal Cafe) Got the GIFs from today's cult leader sis's weird food mukbang. [GIF] GIF: Twisted Hell Tteokbokki Guwaaaaaah. It's this weird combo of tteokbokki, mint choco, and fermented skate. Honestly, I thought she'd bail after one bite of skate. But this crazy bitch lololol [GIF] GIF: Lee Jia's Fermented Skate Mukbang Slammed her head and freaked out but left just one piece and ate the whole damn thing lololol Anyway, the point isn't this mukbang crap. [GIF] GIF: Lee Jia Paying the Price for Blasphemy She couldn't hold back after one bite of skate and cursed out Myriad Stars' eyesis, but no way—that got her three hits of blasphemy payback right away. The cam angle was perfectly set or something; her face didn't show. [GIF] GIF: Moun-tains Midriff came out lololol Damn, that body. Damn, holy power pouch. When she sat up from the blasphemy hits, they slipped out just a tiny bit. Heh heh heh heh heh. 💬 Comments (122+) — Anon Whoa, look at that — Anon Whoa, body — Anon Whoa, she went nuts with just that tiny slip, damn — Anon Her holy power is so overflowing she can't hide it even if she wants to lol — Anon Looks delicious. ↳ Reply ? ↳ Reply Bro ↳ Reply Typical gallery lol ↳ Reply No subject so no misunderstanding lmao — Anon Cam shook when she got the blasphemy hits? She really slamming her head on the floor? ↳ Reply Right? lol ↳ Reply Fact is, that level of acting is nothing for the goddess of RP;;; — Anon She did it on purpose? lol ↳ Reply You think the broadcasting genius cult leader eyesis is some scrub? ↳ Reply She's a straight-up broadcasting genius, 100% on purpose. ⭐ Top Comment — Anon RP goddess... GOAT. — Anon Sneakily flashing those tits during blasphemy payback? Total GOAT lololol Perfectly hiding her face the whole time too lolol ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ I can't stress this enough.
For someone forced into streaming, I'm a pretty professional VTuber.
A promise to viewers is as sacred as the heavens.
I get disappointed in VTubers who break promises, so I sure as hell can't become one myself.
That's why I ate almost all of it.
Everything but one piece of fermented skate.
I'd rather take five blasphemy hits than ever do that again.
After choking down nine pieces of skate, I ended the stream right away.
And flopped straight onto my bed.
The exhaustion hit me like a truck once the stream was off.
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But I couldn't sleep properly.
I woke up early at 6 a.m., just as the sun was starting to rise.
The reason? That nose-piercing fermented skate stench, hands down.
I sprayed air freshener everywhere and flung the windows open, but the smell wouldn't budge.
What if it seeps through that hole in the floor to the neighbors below? The thought made me anxious.
Move-in's not far off, and I don't want another critical complaint.
I eyed that thing still sitting pristine on my desk.
No, calling it food is an insult to every real food in existence.
Anomalous Phenomenon.
That's what it is. Not food—an Anomalous Phenomenon.
And for Anomalous Phenomena, you check the wiki, right?
⚙ OMNIA WIKI ⚙ Mint Chocolate Fermented Skate Tteokbokki Made by Lee Jia Herself 1. Overview 2. Details 3. Trivia 1. Overview 'Mint Chocolate Fermented Skate Tteokbokki Made by Lee Jia Herself' is a dish Lee Jia made as punishment for failing a 'Teacher Peyton and the Bizarre Village' corner. It's characterized by a perfect blend of Korea's traditional tteokbokki with niche foods mint chocolate and fermented skate. 2. Details (Taste Profile) The spicy kick of tteokbokki, mint's cool freshness, chocolate's sweet richness, and finally fermented skate's unique pungent tang make for a perfect harmony. 3. Trivia - Lee Jia hates this dish. - It's surprisingly pricey. Tteokbokki: 21,000 won Mint chocolate pint: 9,000 won Fermented skate sashimi: 41,000 won Total: 71,000 won—way more expensive than it looks. World's first. Universe's first.
The wiki's spouting bullshit.
Perfect harmony my ass—this is something even fermented skate lovers would hate on sight.
Who in the world smears tteokbokki sauce and mint chocolate on skate and chows down?
Mint choco and tteokbokki alone was horrific.
The mint choco overpowered the tteokbokki so much that mint choco fans might even enjoy it.
Unfortunately, I hate mint choco.
No, scratch that.
I hate toothpaste.
Why mix toothpaste into perfectly good tteokbokki?
Mint choco and tteokbokki was bad enough, then add skate...
And a twisted hellspawn was born.
Huff, haa.
Huff, haa.
"...Damn it."
Every breath still reeks of skate and mint choco.
Or not.
Might just be the house stinking, not me.
My bad—I should've dealt with this Anomalous Phenomenon before crashing.
Leaving one skate piece turned the whole place into a skate sauna.
This is bad.
Even if the construction dude downstairs and the cram school kid next door came to lynch me, I wouldn't have a leg to stand on.
Of course, my indestructible body would shrug it off, but still.
...Gotta dodge that properly before the move.
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Move-in date's set for this Saturday.
I figured converting the training hall into a streaming studio would take at least two weeks with my crazy request.
But the Association poured time and money into it for me.
Awakener Association support benefits are way more generous than I imagined.
I was even thinking of skipping them entirely, so no wonder Yoo Euisul called me an idiot.
But I have an excuse.
Accepting help from others still feels awkward as hell.
It's not about liking or hating it.
Just plain awkward.
I'd have to have accepted help in my old life for it to feel normal.
Ten years ago.
When Anomalous Phenomena first appeared, some nameless Awakener saved my life directly.
But nothing special there.
Every survivor owes their life to Awakeners anyway.
Makes sense why the Association supports them so lavishly.
Awakeners are humanity's last bastion, our saviors.
They sacrifice everything to handle Anomalous Phenomena—generous support feels right.
I'm just not used to being an 'Awakener' myself yet.
That's why I call Yoo Euisul 'Euisul-ssi' so stiffly.
We're both Awakeners now, equals... but she still feels worlds away.
She cares so much, yet I use that formal title... might hurt her feelings.
Hmm.
Next time we meet, at least call her 'noona' or something.
Anyway, the Association's treating me special.
Time to earn my keep.
Today, they asked me to appraise an item.
Freshly acquired from yesterday's Anomalous Phenomenon site.
Kim Junghwan suggested appraising it while checking the ongoing studio reno.
Better to give feedback now while it's easy.
Makes sense—even with his VTuber knowledge, he's never streamed.
Association's a five-minute walk from my support housing, so I accepted happily.
Following Yoo Euisul's advice, I took a taxi to the staff-only parking lot.
Her tip was gold—no run-ins with civilians.
But Association fans? Plenty.
"Great stream."
"Half-cam was delicious."
"Why so bad at games?"
"Yesterday's twisted hell mukbang was torture," etc.
Did word spread inside that Awakener Lee Jia is VTuber Lee Jia?
Duh.
Our avatars look identical—rumors not spreading would be weirder.
Good that it hasn't leaked outside.
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I met Kim Junghwan and headed to the item storage.
Of course, the staff cafeteria was on the way.
Today's menu: seafood.
"Guweeeek."
The smell hit, and my stomach churned.
"You okay?"
"Yeah... just yesterday's meal coming back up."
"Oh, that mint chocolate fermented skate tteokbokki?"
"Please, never mention that Anomalous Phenomenon around me."
"Why? Looked tasty to me."
"...You're kidding?"
"Nope. Tasty stuff plus two more tasty things? Has to be good. It's just mixed weird—if you think tteokbokki and skate first, mint choco for dessert, it's not that odd."
"..."
Bit?
Has to be a bit.
Why's this non-VTuber dude RPing solo?
Anyway, appraise the item quick and check the studio.
The item was a hoe.
Yeah, the farming kind.
Appraising's routine now—no tension.
Probably some weird crap again.
Yoo Euisul says even junk items have uses...
But with my two months of experience, it doesn't click yet.
So.
I checked the item info without thinking.
[Hoe Forged by the Screaming Nebula's Fervent Devotee] A gasp escaped my lips when I saw the name.
It was all too familiar to me.