Chapter 68
Chapter 68
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 68
Chapter Title: Twisted Hell Roulette Penalty
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Never again.
I'll never ignore Teacher Peyton again.
I'm taking the punishment for ignoring Teacher Peyton, sweet as it is.
The penalty roulette stream has begun.
Honestly, though.
A VTuber's penalty roulette stream is definitely way more limited than a cam streamer's.
For example, they can't do bungee jumps or anything.
No outdoor streams like haunted houses or abandoned building challenges either.
In my opinion, the best penalty roulette a VTuber can pull off is...
"...I'm going with weird food roulette."
Yeah, weird food's the only option.
But the devotees' reactions were ice-cold.
- Hmm...
- Weird food? That's it?
- Where's the half-cam? Where's the half-cam? Where's the half-cam?
- Where's naked dogeza? Where's naked dogeza? Where's naked dogeza?
"Half-cam again would be brain-dead."
I'm planning to dabble in every genre of game streaming anyway, so game king penalties are pointless.
Half-cam again? Peak brain-rot.
I'm not a cam streamer.
Wiki says so too.
Lee Jia (VTuber).
Half-cam streams are a once-in-a-blue-moon thing, like only on milestone days with 50k followers.
The viewers' cold response was simple.
- Pan-face mukbangs are kinda tasteless tbh...
- Lmao fr
- How are we supposed to know what the cult leader's eating?!
They think VTuber mukbangs lack the appeal of cam streamer ones.
But that's a misunderstanding.
VTuber mukbangs have their own charm.
Watching Pan-face's cheeks puff up as she chews away is adorable.
...Obviously, I'm not planning to act cute in front of all these viewers, nor do I have any desire to look cute.
I'm not doing weird food mukbang to satisfy the devotees' twisted tastes.
I'm doing it properly—since it's a penalty, might as well do it right.
For a VTuber's weird food mukbang, trust with viewers is key.
Deep down, watchers will suspect, "Is she pretending to eat weird stuff but actually chowing down on something tasty?"
Can't blame 'em—food's not visible, so how can they trust it?
That's why.
"I'll cam the food on the desk at least."
I drove the point home.
Not half-cam.
Literally just a food cam.
- Whoa, going that far?
- Now that sounds tasty?
- Gotta do what you gotta do...
- Penalty execution skills on point bb
- Big respect
[FerventDevotee donated 10,000 won.]
Our leader's pan-face quality is so high, it's no different from cam mukbangs...
- True lmao
- Mukbang at that quality? I'd watch
Luckily, the viewers seemed convinced by the weird food roulette penalty.
"Rules are simple. I'll spin the roulette three times and eat whatever three foods come up together."
- GUAHHHH
- Just hearing it... uweeeek
- Three is insane lmao
- Do two before you regret it, Jia...
"Nah, three it is."
This isn't just content.
It's a penalty.
So it needs to feel like one—mix three foods.
Of course, if tasty stuff comes up repeatedly, it's not weird food anymore.
Like bibimmyeon, pork belly, kimchi combo? Late-night snack heaven.
Next, I took roulette suggestions.
Chat suggestions would've wrecked the chat, so donations only.
"One minute... nah, factoring in donation delays, 10 seconds. 1,000 won per entry. Ready... go!"
The second I finished.
Boom.
[Anon donated 10,000 won.]
>Mint Choco x10 [Anon donated 1,000 won.]
>Chocolate [Anon donated 1,000 won.]
>Fermented Skate [LoyalVassal donated 15,000 won.]
>Chicken x15 [Anon donated 20,000 won.]
>Stinky Tofu x20 [Anon donated 1,000 won.]
>Silkworm Pupae Donations poured in.
Mint choco, chocolate, stinky tofu, silkworm pupae, fermented skate.
...This was gonna be a rough fight.
...
...
...
Even with just 10 seconds of donations, tallying the roulette took a whopping 20 minutes.
And the final roulette board was...
🎰 ROULETTE BOARD 🎰 Stinky Tofu - 200 Chicken - 10 Silkworm Pupae - 500 Pineapple - 57 Milk - 121 Pizza - 50 Pork Belly - 121 Fermented Skate - 323 ... Mint Choco - 650 - Wtf mint choco squad lmao
- Mint choco firepower overwhelming lmao
- GUAHHHH
- Just looking at the roulette makes me dizzy...
- This is a penalty! This is a penalty! This is a penalty!
We're doomed.
Fewer loyalists than I thought.
Traps and tasty foods? Easily 10:1.
...I figured at least 7:3.
No helping it.
I clasped my hands piously.
And prayed.
Reflecting Myriad Stars,
Okay, the arrogant game king promise was my fault.
But honestly, I've taken blasphemy penalties without reason plenty of times.
So this time, grace without reason, please.
Please.
- Sneak worship agh
- Here we go again
- Fr, even if Myriad Stars ignores you, weird food's fair game.
- Lmao, can't miss Jia's weird food streams even if Myriad Stars ignores
- If I were Myriad Stars ignoring you, no way I'd answer that prayer fr
- Mint chocosilkwormstinkytofu... gotta eat it?
- G U A A A A A
- Can I puke first?
No more stalling—that's not my style.
Finally.
I spun the first food roulette.
Whirrr.
Spin spin spin.
Slow slow slow.
- Plsplsplspls
- God please!!!!!!!!!
- Plssilkwormplssilkwormplssilkworm
- Mintchocogoogoooo
- Stinky tofu, must be stinky tofu
- Fermented skate's the cheat code lmao, anything after skate is fine
The roulette slowed.
It barely skipped "Strawberry Milk" and "Silkworm Pupae."
And stopped.
On tteokbokki.
"Nice! That's what I'm talking about!"
- Ah
- Ah
- What rice cake stir-fry ffs
- A.........
- Roulette <- skip it and super
- What're you doing ignoring Myriad Stars
- Hmm...
- Skip
- It
- Lock
- It
- Lock
Aah.
My prayer worked.
Thank you, for real.
Tteokbokki first? Perfect.
Tteokbokki tastes good with almost anything.
Even whole pizza inside would be decent.
Momentum going, I spun the second roulette right away.
Second result.
🎯 RESULT: [Mint Choco] 🎯 "Ah, what the hell!!!!!"
- Winner lmao
- Toothpaste incoming lmao
- This is it!!!!!!!!
- God of Normalization, Star Myriad
- Not god of normalization lmao
Ah.
Just when it was going great, bam—ruined.
I pictured it.
Melting mint choco into red tteokbokki broth.
Horrifying.
That's not food anymore.
...What can I do.
My fault for failing Peyton game king.
"Third food roulette..."
Please.
Mint choco's enough.
If something else weird comes up, I'm making a big decision...
🎯 RESULT: [Fermented Skate] 🎯 Ah.
Damn.
God is dead.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ Delivery arrived.
Tteokbokki brought a mouthwatering aroma filling the house.
Fermented skate? Nose-piercing ammonia stench tormenting me.
Strong enough I worried it'd seep through the floor hole to the downstairs neighbors.
FYI.
This is my first fermented skate ever.
- Gonna eat it all?
- Smash it yoooooo
- Face is gold lmao
- Lost soul expression lmao
- Smile damnit!
...Even on stream, I couldn't force a good face.
As promised, I set the cam to show just the table.
Then.
First, opened the tteokbokki lid.
Dumped in the mint choco.
- GUAHHHH
- Ack fffff
- KRAAAA
- Is this food? Is this food? Is this food?
- Twisted Hell Tteokbokki gallery lmao
- Why mix toothpaste in food? (Genuine question)
- No need to brush after dinner today
The appetizing red tteokbokki corrupted in real time.
But this was just the start.
Next, I dumped the nose-assaulting fermented skate into the "Twisted Hell Tteokbokki."
Then, self-mockingly opened my mouth.
"...How's a person supposed to eat this."
- You're not a person.
- Not human, so you can ㅇㅇ
- Not human...
- Not people food ㅇㅇ Devotee food ㅇㅇ
"Not in the mood for jokes! How do you eat this crap?!"
- Not joking?
- Is RP a joke? Is RP a joke? Is RP a joke?
- Well.
- Tastily.
- My albanian? Lmao
- Visuals straight nightmare lmao
- This is horror
- G U A A A A A
- Tteokbokki color's weird boss...
Gulp.
I swallowed once.
Not 'cause it looked tasty—nerves.
- Grabbing fermented skate first??
- Corpse trait) shovels fermented skate into mint choco tteokbokki
...If I'm eating it anyway, better rip the band-aid off.
I pinched my nose.
Shoved mintchocotteokbokkisaucefermentedskate into my mouth.
Naturally, my mouth let out.
"GYAAAAAAAH!"
A bizarre scream escaped.
How to describe this twisted hell taste? No clue.
...Fine.
If I had to.
Taste of a fallen god.
Spot on, yeah.
"God is dead, fuck!"
Thud!
Thud!
Thud!
- Lmaoooo
- Instant mo1chul lmao
- Blasphemy'd immediately lmao
- Big Myriad Stars
- MyriadStarsIgnore <- skip and super lmao
- Head slam yoooo!!!
Blasphemy penalty, three-hit combo.
Weirdly, no headache.
Just writhing from the apocalyptic mintchocotteokbokkisaucefermentedskate still dancing in my mouth.