Lee Jia Reviews Lee Jia, Personally Curated - 2
Surprisingly, there is still a mountain of things left to do.
"...I'll look at the Signature Weapon."
Signature Weapon. The abbreviation for a character-specific gear.
Gacha games generally have two representative business models. One is the SSR-grade character gacha. The other is the signature weapon gacha for the featured character.
If you have the character, you need the equipment, right? A 'Signature Weapon' is a weapon that only a specific character can use, or one that only unleashes synergy when equipped by that specific character.
For example, let's say there's a mage Awakened who handles fire. What would happen if you gave this mage a 'sword' signature weapon? The synergy would be absolute trash. Conversely, what if you gave the mage a 'staff' signature weapon? The magic and the staff would create synergy, making that mage character even stronger.
Therefore, when gacha games release a new character, they usually release that character's signature weapon alongside it. You could say it's the result of smart PhDs putting their heads together to suck money out of gamers twice over.
Abnormal Hunters is the same. The Awakened in this game each have one signature weapon. Well, since real-world Awakened also have things that could be called signature weapons, it's not a historical inaccuracy. Just look at Yoo Iseul; she has the 'Iron Sword No. 3', which could be called her signature weapon.
'Fervent Follower of the Shining Stars - Lee Jia' is also a character released with a signature weapon.
...I'm already scared. What kind of weird signature weapon did they give me this time?
Just as the viewers said, Abnormal Hunters' signature weapons are famous for being innovatively obscene. There's the 'Mage's Vibrating Staff' with a suspicious-looking tip, a whip for a sadist character, or a camera for a perverted woman whose hobby is stalking the player, the 'Team Leader'. In any case, the signature weapons in this game are bizarre beyond words.
So, what is 'Lee Jia's' signature weapon?
...Well, it's a collaboration character, so they must have kept it within the lines, right? Yeah. I trust them.
I proceeded to the signature weapon gacha. This time, I was lucky and pulled it in 100 tries. You might say it's lucky to pull it before hitting the pity, but... no. Just not getting an off-banner pull is lucky enough.
The identity of Lee Jia's signature weapon was...
[Blue Ribbon]
Damn it, you crazy perverted developers! I knew it. Why did you have to make the signature weapon something as lewd as a blue ribbon...
"...Hm?"
[Hook has donated 1,000 won]
?
As the signature weapon was revealed, I, the followers, and the core users of Abnormal Hunters all expressed confusion. It's just a plain blue ribbon. ...Is this really it?
"Yeah."
The signature weapon is so plain that it's actually baffling. Uh. I feel awkward saying this myself, but...
"Is it really okay for it to be this? Hmm."
Yeah. Just as the chat said, since it's a collaboration character, it seems the developers adjusted the rating. Come to think of it, SSR character Lee Jia, unlike the other obscenely lewd characters in Abnormal Hunters, is bundled up tight in both her modeling and skill animations without a single bit of exposure. ...I thought the developers of this game were perverts determined to screw with me, but it seems that was a misunderstanding. They made the character with my circumstances in mind.
Yeah. That's exactly what I was thinking just now. There's no exposure, so why did it look so lewd earlier?
That's... because the basic physique itself is lewd. First of all, the pouch capacity is super-sized. The fact is, the Priestess is in the top 10% among Abnormal Hunters characters;;;
No way. Because the basic appearance itself looks lewd, it looks lewd on its own without any exposure? That's nonsense. ...Or is it? W-well, it does seem to make sense.
"Sigh."
Something feels anticlimactic.
"No, well... I, like, uh? I thought something like the 'divine power-filled bra' you guys were talking about would come out."
Don't misunderstand. It's not that I was expecting that kind of signature weapon. It's just anticlimactic because it was different from my expectations. ...Seriously. S-still, it's a relief that the developers didn't cross the line.
I proceeded to start the signature weapon review with a light heart. First, I equipped the signature weapon on Lee Jia and...
"Hmm?"
Yeah, I felt a sense of incongruity too. Did I see it wrong...?
Once again, I unequipped the signature weapon. Oh. I feel the incongruity again. I equip the signature weapon again. Only then did I realize the identity of the incongruity.
It got bigger.
It was a difference so subtle you'd have to stare with both eyes wide open to notice, but in any case, it got bigger. As strong evidence, the buttons on character 'Lee Jia's' clothes became slightly tighter.
"..."
I didn't know they would hide an element like this. Of course, there isn't a huge difference where the size changes noticeably, but... the fact that it 'got bigger' was enough to excite the core fans.
[Lee Jia's Blue Ribbon]
The capacity of the divine power pouch increases!
Signature Weapon Passive Effect
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At this point, I have no choice but to admit it. To be able to make a character this erotic without a single bit of exposure. These guys. They really are experts at what they do, yeah.
After the signature weapon, it was time to check the affinity system. Abnormal Hunters allowed you to fill affinity up to 30 for each character, and every time you fill 10 affinity, a special event scene appears. As for what that event scene is... well, I don't think I need to express it in words. Of course, since Abnormal Hunters is excellent even just looking at the basic gameplay, there are quite a few people who skip these event cutscenes, but since the character gets stronger and special interactions are created when you raise affinity, everyone usually takes care of their affinity.
I used my beta tester authority to raise Lee Jia's affinity to 30 at once. I have to finish quickly.
There were a total of three event cutscenes. The first cutscene was a very ordinary one where character 'Lee Jia' prays to God. The second cutscene was one where character 'Lee Jia' makes a slip of the tongue and receives the price of blasphemy. The problem was that she slammed her head toward the player, the 'Team Leader'. This is really dangerous in reality. If it were an ordinary person, all their bones would have shattered and they would have died.
The third cutscene was a scene where Lee Jia eats fried food while spilling crumbs everywhere. It seems to be a cutscene made under the influence of my mukbang broadcast. Yeah, this much is... a level that is sufficiently acceptable. Surprisingly, affinity isn't a big deal.
Like this, the character Lee Jia review ended. To give an overall evaluation: it seems they kept the rating without crossing the line as much as possible, but should I say there are strangely lewd parts? It's very strange. Compared to other Abnormal Hunters characters, this is at the level of a Confucian girl. ...Is it really because the modeling itself was pulled off in a lewd way?
"Yes, then I'll end the collaboration broadcast here and..."
"Touch animation?"
Ah, there was a feature like that, right. One of the many nicknames for gacha games is 'cyber figure'. If you put a character in the lobby and touch that character, the character acts shy... or something like that. Uh, I'm not really worried now. Surprisingly, they are good developers who don't cross the line.
I proceeded to put Lee Jia on the lobby screen and then tried touching Lee Jia.
["This too... must be the grace of the Shining Stars."]
["Oh my, Team Leader! Thank you for the 10,000 won donation! As a reaction, the price of blasphemy..."]
["Jiyaaaaaaak!"]
["Team Leader, I told you it's not that person! That's blasphemy!"]
Hmm hmm. ...Cute. I, I don't mean my appearance, I mean the voice. The voice actor's acting is top-notch. This is why you have to hire professional voice actors to record.
"So, that's it, right? I've seen the touch animation, so now really..."
100-touch animation? What's that again, you nerd.
Certainly, the developers of this game seem to be perverts of detail. I proceeded to touch Lee Jia on the lobby screen one hundred times in a row.
"Well, it doesn't seem like there's anything special even if I touch..."
["Jiyaaaaaak! T, the divine power is overflowing...!"]
Ping!
With a sound, one of the buttons on Lee Jia's clothes on the lobby screen flies off.
"..."
It really is a game where you can't let your guard down. Still, well... I think I should have at least one thing like this. It's not an excessive animation, it's just one clothing button at most.
That was when it happened.
Ping!
Again, I hear the sound of a button flying off. What is it, is another button flying off? T-that's a bit troublesome. Up to one button, well, not much skin would be exposed, but... if two fly off, skin would show, right?
I checked the game screen with a flustered heart, but the button was... only one had flown off. What is it, then why did I hear the Ping! sound? Is it a bug? It seems to be a sound bug. I think I'll have to convey this to the developers separately after the broadcast.
"Hmm?"
But why did the chat window suddenly become so active? Feeling suspicious of the rapidly rising chat window, I suddenly checked my virtual model.
One of the buttons on my clothes was gone.
"Oh, f*ck!"
"..."
Oh, Shining Stars. What are you going to do if a great being like you is influenced by a mere game, ugh!