The Literature of "Mut-rno"
My fan cafe, "The Fervent Followers of the Shining Stars," has a surprisingly high rate of post regeneration. About 500 new posts are uploaded every single day.
It’s not even a corporate fan cafe with multiple Vtubers; for an independent Vtuber to boast this kind of cafe size, I’d bet I’m probably second only to Ayase. Well, technically, since I’m affiliated with Omnia Archive, I suppose I’m a corporate Vtuber, but regardless, I’m the only one here.
The reason for the high regeneration rate is simple: my followers just love to dump garbage posts.
Fan art of the "Farming Version" of Shining Stars. Fan art of the "Bread Version" of Shining Stars. Fan art of the "Muscular Macho TS Shining Stars Bro," and so on.
There’s plenty of fan art, but there’s also what they call "Mut-rno"—a portmanteau of my name and porn—which consists of absurd, delusional trash posts.
Look at this. Another one just hit the cafe’s most popular list today.
While people are posting their stories, why don't we read some Mut-rno?
"Should I? I don't have anything else to do, so this works out perfectly."
Ayase: Ah, this content is in trouble... The premise is good, but there's no Vtuber to carry it... If only Jia had been cast, damn it...
Lee Jia: "......"
Ayase: Oh, oh, oh! Are you Jia, the Fervent Follower of the Shining Stars!?
Lee Jia: "I shall grant that wish..."
...
Ayase: Thank you, Jia. Thanks to you, we hit 1 million viewers and 100 million won in donations. In the spirit of the martial arts world, I'd like to split the earnings with you...
Lee Jia: Not interested.
Ayase:Zkyuuuung.
[Meanwhile, other Vtubers watching]
Mitsuki: That woman is the true next Vtuber Emperor.
Nekoming: Meow.
Fay: I want to perform a surprise concert for her.
Ritz: She reminds me of the Elder Red Dragon...
[Meanwhile, the Shining Stars watching the whole situation]
Shining Stars: ...If it's Lee Jia, she might even be able to stand against the Unshining Galaxy.
To be continued.
"Bullshit, I shouldn't have read that!"
lolololololol
This is absurd lololol
She even made the Vtubers talk however she wanted lol
Nekoming: Meow, damn lololol
She's a total elementary schooler lololol
Is this a permanent ban if I post this on Ayase's fan cafe?
Give us the next part.
...Because trash like this gets posted periodically, my fan cafe has an average of 500 posts a day. But ever since I declared I’d be doing a "Ban Appeal" stream, 2,000 new posts have appeared. That’s five times the daily average.
No, I told you only people who were unfairly banned should write! Are these bastards just trying to argue their way out of a ban when they were clearly in the wrong?
After about 30 minutes, I entered the ban appeal board to start the content in earnest. And then:
[Title: Hey, Lee Jia. Stop for a moment.]
[Title: If I have one wish, it is...]
[Title: Thus spake the Shining Stars, forgiveness is a virtue.]
[Title: ??? : I shall grant that wish.]
[Title: Do you know the silent cry of a man unfairly sentenced to death?]
[Title: 2 months and 13 days ago, my world collapsed.]
The board was literally in chaos. I said, flustered:
"No, hey, you crazy people! I said this was a ban appeal stream, not a Mut-rno stream!"
God-tier rating lol
It wasn't like this when Ayase did the ban appeal stream lol
There aren't many people banned there to begin with lol
Lee Jia getting dizzy is worth an upvote lol
Forgiveness... I have to, right?
"..."
As the chat said, I’m starting to regret starting this content. But I have to keep my word. Originally, I was going to charge 10,000 won per post to read them, but since the followers set the mood with this Mut-rno, I’ll just go with the flow and read them in order of popularity.
"I'll say it again... if you aren't genuinely reflecting, I will absolutely not unban you, so keep that in mind."
So... vicious.
She's vicious.
How petty.
Since the god I believe in is petty, I have no choice but to be petty too. I changed into the nun's habit I wear for confession from the Omnia Archive library.
Kyaaaaaaaa
Nun Jia is back after a long time
Sister, my body feels strange...
Is it okay for a nun to be this lewd?
"If you want to get banned during the ban appeal stream, raise your hand now."
You have been kicked by the manager.
"Yep, you're banned. I'll unban you if you post an apology."
lololololololol
Stupid bastard lololol
Who is that guy lol
The ID was 'CluelessFollower'. He really lives up to his name. I made sure to remember him; I decided I’d unban him if he posted an apology, since a promise is a promise.
Soon, I checked the posts on the ban appeal board by popularity. The post with the most recommendations was titled: [??? : I shall grant that wish.]
It’s a bit unsettling from the start, but... if they apologized sincerely, I’m willing to unban them. I started reading.
Nickname: FarmingPlumpShiningStarsSister
(A scene where Lee Jia is shaking her divine power pouch and showing off)
Lee Jia: Eh, yeah...
Me: Hahaha, look at this lewd cult leader. Showing it off so openly must mean it's okay to say bad things, right?
...
Me:Kuaaaaaack, damn it! You asked me to say bad things, so I just said bad things, why was I banned!
Me: Lee Jia, you damn bitch! Your broadcast is an abyss anyway, you know? Without my help, you'll never reach the mainstream!
Me: Fine... You dumped me, is that it? In that case, I'll become the 'Worst'.
And so, 'I' transformed from a follower who worshipped the Shining Stars into a spy for the Unshining Galaxy, becoming an anti-fan of Lee Jia.
But escaping Lee Jia's shadow was much harder than I thought.
(Lee Jia achieves Partner status)
Me: Damn it, she got Partner? No way... She couldn't have done it without my help...!
...
Me: Damn it, she's a main guest on Ayase's content again? That damn big-breasted bitch...! She's already perfectly adapted to the mainstream while I wasn't looking!
Me:Daaaaaamn it! Lee Jia, what are you... what are you to make me suffer like this!
Me: Yeah... I actually knew it from the start. I... I want to go back to being a follower!
???: Is that true?
Me:Huk... Wh-who are you!
???: I asked, is that true?
Me: O-of course... Actually... I regret my past actions so deeply...! Why did I type that chat, damn it...!
???: Do you want to return to Lee Jia's embrace?
Me: Yes... No, yes... I want to go back, sob.
Shining Stars: I shall grant that wish.
Nickname: FarmingPlumpShiningStarsSister
ID: Sexybeach1919
I request a ban appeal.
Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Damnnnn, this is literature
Clap clap clap clap
It was a masterpiece...
The Mut-rno form is insane lololol
They wrote this so well in just 30 minutes lololol
They picked the perfect meme image too
I think it's right to unban them?
You have to unban them, right?
I’m speechless. I told them to write an apology, and they made a long-form Mut-rno. I’ve said it several times, this isn't comedy content. It’s a ban appeal stream.
Still... even if they exaggerated a bit, I can feel that they are genuinely reflecting. This is more than enough to pass.
"Alright, I'll unban you."
Kyaaaaaa
Congrats congrats
Season 1 follower return congrats
Status upgrade from spy to follower.
"Ah, but before I unban you, I'll check what chat got you banned in the first place."
Huk
Oh oh oh
I'm nervous...
Eh. They wrote the post with such care, so they must have been banned for something minor, right?
I checked their chat history.
[FarmingPlumpShiningStarsSister(Sexybeach1919) : Wow, damn, look at that divine power container lol]
[FarmingPlumpShiningStarsSister(Sexybeach1919) : If you want to poke it, upvote lol]
[FarmingPlumpShiningStarsSister(Sexybeach1919) : I want to bury my face in it and die, ah]
[FarmingPlumpShiningStarsSister(Sexybeach1919) : I feel like saying something bad, ah]
Uhh. Surprisingly, this wasn't even the bad part. The real bad part came after this. The chat history was...
"...It would have been better if I hadn't seen it."
He's a crazy bastard lol
Do you really have to unban him? lololol
But you can't not look lololol
You deserved to be banned, you crazy bastard
No wonder he wrote the post with such care lol
"A promise is a promise... I'll unban you for now. I'm unbanning you, but, Mr. Crazy, this is your final warning. If you have something you want to say, type it in a notepad, not in the chat."