The Cult Leader’s Story Factory
Truth be told, confessing the sins you’ve committed in front of a massive audience is never an easy task. It is human nature to want to hide one’s wrongdoings at all costs. That’s why it seems to take a bit of time before a proper story actually surfaces.
After creating a voice chat room dedicated to confession, I began speaking with my followers one-on-one.
"Welcome, sinner."
Click.
"Welcome, sinner."
Click.
"Welcome, sinner."
Click.
"Welcome, sinner."
"…"
Click.
"…Welcome, sinner."
"What kind of fresh nonsense is that?"
"Ugh, seriously! Get lost!"
Click.
"Speak."
Click.
- lolololol
- The content is a total failure lolololol
- Why are only these kinds of guys coming in
- That’s what a 'follower' is…
- Only these guys become followers anyway, why the hate?
- Average follower lol
- The voice chat is making me dizzy…
- Upvote if you think the confession content is ruined lol
- Upvoted.
- Whatever, I’m just gonna make a gif of Jia noona ㅇㅇ
- Link.
- Give me one too
They were all lunatics. These bastards didn’t come to confess their sins; they just entered the voice chat because they wanted to talk to me once. Well, it’s not like I don’t understand at all. It’s a golden opportunity to have a one-on-one conversation with your favorite streamer. Considering I once made up a fake story to apply for Ayase’s ‘bragging about good deeds’ content, I can understand why the followers are acting up in the voice chat room like this.
I understand, but… I didn’t want to forgive these cheeky bastards with a generous heart. If you’re going to troll, do it to the end. Why do you start talking and then leave on your own? I continued the confession content with the mindset of catching at least one person, but meeting someone with a proper story was like picking stars from the sky.
"…"
- Why don’t you just close up shop now?
- The content is totally ruined…
- Upvote if you feel sad for Lee Jia because the video angle is completely screwed lol
- There’s no video source material here.
- What confession, let’s just dance like last time.
- Should we play a game?
- There’s a new shota dating sim game that just came out, want to play that?
- Ah, it’s not a shota lol
"W-wait just a little bit. A proper person will come along soon."
This is troublesome. I started this content to engage in a battle of nerves with the platform, but at this rate, forget the battle—it’s going to be a total disaster. If a proper story came out and viewership and hit counts exploded, and it even made it to the popular posts on the community board, I’d have something to say to the platform.
Today’s broadcast is ruined. It looks like the battle of nerves with the platform will have to be postponed. As I was continuing the content in a state of nothingness, someone spoke up.
- Oh
- Finally
- Breaking news, breaking news, super breaking news) A follower who revealed they are a sinner 30 minutes into the content has entered ㄷㄷㄷㄷ
Finally. A follower who seems to have committed a proper story… no, a proper sin, has appeared. Their tone was very serious, and their voice was trembling, so it didn’t look like they had come to play a prank. I sat up straight, cleared my throat, and said,
"Ahem, ahem! Alright, what sin have you committed, sinner?"
"What."
- Ugh lolololol
- You fell into a cult? Huh, that’s exactly…
- Is it me?
- Most of them are followers.
- Follower-pyeong, is it you again?
- Real lol
- The Silver bastards must have marked this place and swarmed in again, ugh
Surprised by the words ‘fallen into a cult,’ I checked the chat window for a moment, and then let out a sigh that could have collapsed the earth.
"Phew."
I was completely fooled because their tone was serious. This guy had just entered the voice chat room to play a prank, too. If I asked ‘which religion,’ it was obvious they would answer ‘the Shining Stars religion.’ Simply put, they just meant they were obsessed with my broadcast.
Feeling annoyed for no reason, I lashed out at this damned guy who entered the chat room to stir up trouble.
"Fallen into a cult, so what? What do you want me to do? Did I ever hold a knife to your throat and threaten you to watch my broadcast?"
"It’s not a misunderstanding, it’s a ‘oh yeah’! Hurry up and apologize to the nation and get out."
- She’s so venomous…
- Why is the streamer in this room so venomous? (I really don’t know)
- She’s been dealing with lunatics for 30 minutes straight, so her venom gauge is maxed out right now lol
- Ugh, followers, look what you did, you made the streamer venomous
- It’s not followers, it’s the Silver bastards;;;
- The fact is, followers are all kind-hearted citizens, so the bastards who came in to stir up trouble are all Silver bastards ㅇㅇ;
- But why is that guy’s tone so serious lolololol
- Real, he might actually be a lunatic
- He’s a lunatic, run away Jia.
I continued to urge an apology, but—
The guy who came in this time was not usually shameless. Usually, if I lashed out this much, they would apologize on their own and leave.
"What do you mean you haven’t done anything wrong? You came in here just to mock me."
"Don’t lie! What does falling into a cult mean? It’s the same thing as saying I’ve fallen into Lee Jia’s broadcast…"
Thud!
"Gack!"
Thud!
"Jiaaaaaaah!"
- What’s with the sudden self-cult certification lolololol
- Even if she’s venomous, she has to do what she has to do
- The God of RP keeps their promises even when venomous ㅇㅇ
- It’s me, Lee Jia!
- You’re a fanatic
As soon as I uttered the words that ‘falling into a cult’ and ‘falling into Lee Jia’s broadcast’ were the same, I received the price of blasphemy without fail. No, Shining Stars-nim. The price for this blasphemy is a bit too unfair. Look at the context of what this guy is saying. It’s obvious he’s a troll who entered the voice chat room to mock my broadcast as a cult, and I was just saying that to put him in his place.
"…Yes?"
"Huh? Uh, uh…"
"Then, for real…"
"…"
- Gasp
- What
- Huh?
- Um
- …
- We’re screwed
- Was it UFC?
- I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.
- Run awayyyyyyy!
Wasn’t it WWE? I was stunned for a moment by the follower’s unexpected surprise confession. I feel like my head is turning white in real-time.
"N-no, that’s okay! I, I was wrong! I’m sorry for misunderstanding…!"
- Booooo, trash
- You’re being rude to someone who came to confess their sin seriously, tsk tsk tsk
- Die die die die die die
- Die die die (Actually, I misunderstood too)
- Die die die (Wasn’t it WWE, damn it?)
- Die die die (Is this for real?)
- Look at the followers being cute lolololol
- These cult-religion pretenders can’t even make a sound when they meet real madness lolololol
This is embarrassing. Exhausted by the followers’ endless WWE pranks, I had thought it would be nice if even one proper story came out, no matter what it was. But I never imagined such a serious story would come. This… I don’t think this is a topic I can handle.
I said to the sinner who had fallen into a cult in a shrinking voice,
"Uhh… I’m sorry. B-before starting the confession, I clearly said, didn’t I? That I wouldn’t accept UFC stories like illegal acts that could cause social controversy…"
"…"
This is also true. It’s not like this person harmed anyone; it’s just that they’ve fallen into a cult. What should I do? Should I listen to the story or not? Somehow, I don’t think the Shining Stars-nim would like this story very much…
No, but let me ask one thing.
"You yourself are already aware that you’ve fallen into a cult. Then can’t you just leave tomorrow…?"
"Haa… alright."
- Kyaaaaaa
- She’s actually listening to it
- She’s got the touch
- A cult story served up by a cult leader ㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷㄷ
- Cult follower VS Cult leader
- My heart is swelling…
- The composition is destructive, lolololol
Damn it, I don’t know. I’m secretly thinking it’s an interesting story, so let’s just listen to it once. I just hope the Shining Stars-nim doesn’t misunderstand me.