Confession of the Sinful Vtuber
"Thou shalt know thy sins!"
Confession.
It’s a segment where my viewers—my 'believers'—confess their sins and receive absolution from the Shining Stars.
The reason I’ve been holding back on this segment is simple.
This.
It’s the deepest, darkest corner of the underground.
For starters, the very act of confessing one's sins in front of me and thousands of viewers is already firmly in the realm of the fringe.
As the phrase "average believer" has been popping up a lot lately, the people watching my stream are all, without exception, extraordinary individuals. They aren’t sweet, innocent souls like the Adungs who watch Ayase’s streams.
To put it bluntly, my chat is full of absolute lunatics.
I don’t know why these kinds of people flock to my channel, but it’s a statistically proven fact, not just a biased opinion, that my stream is crawling with crazies.
And in a segment where such lunatics confess their sins, do you really think those "sins" would be anything light?
Every single one of them sounds like something that could only happen in the darkest depths of the internet.
I wasn't planning on taking any "UFC-level" stories—like illegal acts that could cause social controversy—this time either, but perhaps that’s exactly why such bizarre and outlandish tales keep pouring in.
Remember that pathetic netkama story from last time?
Nobody knows what happened to that netkama.
Whether their mind completely rotted away and they eventually chose love, or whether they kept their sanity and chose friendship—I have no idea.
Regardless, that netkama’s story became such a hot topic that it hit the real-time best posts on every community site imaginable.
And what does it mean to be a "hot topic"?
It means it was a rare, once-in-a-lifetime kind of story you’d never find anywhere else.
Like this, the Confession segment is a huge boon for my viewership, but... it’s a double-edged sword that risks cementing my channel’s image as completely "underground."
That’s why I’d been avoiding it.
But today, out of a rebellious spirit against the platform that refuses to give me a partnership no matter how hard I try, I brought it back.
In short, it’s a power struggle.
You won't give me a partnership because of the platform's image? Fine.
Go ahead, never give it to me. I’ll just suck up all the viewership with underground content and make sure to deliver as much of it to as many people as possible.
After changing into a nun’s habit with a single click, I began to pray to the Shining Stars with a pious heart before starting the actual confession session.
"Believers, please take your seats. Today, we have gathered once again to confess our sins before the Shining Stars and seek forgiveness. As I am also an imperfect human... Ah, correction. Since I am not human, I do wonder if I am truly qualified to hear the confessions of you believers, but as a fervent follower of the Shining Stars and the Pope of the Shining Stars Church..."
- The long one is ON.
- Boring and pedantic.
- She really is a fanatic...
- Every time I see her do this surprise prayer, I wonder, how is this RP? lolololol
- She said it's not RP?
- It's not RP, it's real.
- Anyway, who's the girl in the thumbnail? That nun outfit is so hot, hehehe.
- Oh, the average believer lol.
- Another excellent confession pocket today... Come hereeeee!
- The segment where the average believer drops through the floor is ON lolololol
- This girl really has no intention of getting a partnership, huh.
To dare call this sacred prayer boring and pedantic.
Get out, you cowardly traitor.
Before starting the real confessions after the prayer, I decided to confess a sin of my own first.
"I’ll go first and get a refreshing confession out of the way."
- Kyaaaaaa
- This is the way.
- It's nice to see the streamer lead by example and confess her sins first.
- Is committing a sin something to be proud of? lololol
I actually did commit a sin recently.
...Honestly, it’s a bit ambiguous whether you could call this a "sin."
But still, as the Pope of the Shining Stars Church, I have to set an example by confessing first so that more interesting stories will come in.
And.
I felt it was necessary to clarify this on stream someday, and today seems like the day.
[User 'ㅇㅇ' donated 1,000 won.]
So what sin did you commit?
"Uh, so, the sin I committed is..."
[User 'ㅇㅇ' donated 1,000 won.]
The sin of having a divine power pocket so big it made the believers horny, whoa.
[User 'UndergroundVtuberLeeJia' donated 1,000 won.]
Did this girl finally wake up to her shota fetish, buy a ton of Leo figures and bromides, and play dress-up with them?
"Sh-shut up, it’s not like that!"
I felt a little stung by the donation message, but I only bought the Leo figure—I didn’t buy any bromides, and I definitely didn’t play dress-up with it.
So, it’s not a sin.
No, even if I did play dress-up with a Leo figure, it’s just a slightly embarrassing and lewd hobby, not a sin.
...Probably.
I continued with the confession.
"So... I think I told you guys a lie recently. I have something to clarify."
- A lie?
- Haven't you been lying like it's your job ever since you started believing in a god called 'Shining Stars'? *muffled*
- What
- Hey, sokomade da (That’s enough).
- No drinking the red pill allowed.
Surprisingly.
I have rarely, if ever, lied to the believers watching my stream.
It’s just that everyone takes what I say as simple RP rather than fact.
It’s true that I believe in the Shining Stars. It’s true that I’m a fervent follower who isn’t human. And it’s true that if I don’t stream once a day, I get dragged into the Omnia Archive Program for a one-on-one meeting with the Shining Stars.
As for the Awakened part... I’ve never even mentioned the word "Awakened" on stream, so I haven’t lied about that either.
I’ve only ever spoken the truth on stream, but because those "truths" are all so hard to believe, the viewers naturally misinterpret them as simple RP.
"Remember when I played that dating sim last time and said I liked busty female characters? That was a lie."
It’s a bit of a stretch to call it a lie, since I didn’t know my own tastes would change along with my body, but I still needed to correct the record on my "tastes."
Instead of being flustered by my sudden confession, the believers started typing in the chat as if they’d expected it all along.
- Who didn't know that?
- You like nong-chu-ro-ri, don't you?
- It's already rumored everywhere that the streamer is a shota-con.
- I’m the one who started that rumor. No need to thank me.
- Kyaaaaaa
- You're the only one, man.
- Info) The streamer's dating sim stream hit the trending page and got 1 million views.
- It's too late to change your tastes now, gay-ya.
- You’ve realized it, haven’t you? Come to the Shota Gallery.
As expected, the reaction was exactly what I thought it would be.
After I played the dating sim and the YouTube video went up, I became known far and wide as a shota-con.
Actually, I’m not confessing a sin right now. I’m just using the excellent medium of Confession to correct a misunderstanding about my tastes.
"I’m not a shota-con either. I’m just a normal Vtuber who likes cute things, okay? So, you lunatics, do something about the fan art board!"
- lololololol
- You saw it, didn't you lololol
- You've finally shown your true colors.
- Why, what happened to the fan art board?
- It's plastered with all kinds of shota fan art lolololol
- 99 out of 100 fan arts are shota pics lol.
After the YouTube video went up, my cafe’s fan art board was completely overrun.
Shota pics here. Shota pics there. It was nothing but shota pics.
The firepower was so strong that simply banning people from the cafe wouldn't stop it, so I had to lay down the law on stream at least once.
"I’m telling you, I don’t really like shotas! So please, stop mindlessly spamming shota pics and upload other stuff too."
Anyone would think my cafe was a Shota Gallery.
What’s even more frustrating is that while there were more than enough shota pics to go around, no matter how hard I looked, I couldn’t find a single nong-chu-ro-ri (loli) pic.
Why hide it?
Yes, I like cute loli female characters too.
After playing the dating sim, I was quite shocked by my changed tastes, and I collected all sorts of cute pics thinking, 'There’s no way I’m a shota-con!' Fortunately, I found that I felt the same emotions when looking at loli female characters as I did when looking at shota male characters.
You know, that feeling where your heart races for no reason and your face turns red.
I explained this to the believers, but...
- No, ma'am, having your heart race and your face turn red is what a crazy woman does.
- This girl was a truly dangerous one.
- Crazy lololololol
- This is a real confession, huh lol.
- Is this a Vtuber? Is this a Vtuber? Is this a Vtuber?
[User 'Fact' donated 1,000 won.]
Likes shota -> Understandable. There are quite a few women who like shotas.
Likes shotas, likes lolis, and heart races/face turns red every time she sees cute characters -> Crazy woman.
...Judging by the believers' reactions, it seems my image has gotten even worse than before I clarified anything.
B-but, at least I’ve clarified it to this extent.
Now, the fan art board won’t be plastered with shota pics anymore.
Just as I was about to move on to the actual confession segment, a donation caught my eye.
[User 'PicArtist' donated 5,000 won.]
So, should I just draw a wa-kya-pya-huk-nong-k-k version of Shining Stars-nuna as a loli and upload it to the cafe?
"Oh, damn! That’s it. That sounds so hot just hearing about it..."
THUD!
"Jiaaaaaaah!"
THUD!
"Gah!"
THUD! THUD! THUD! THUD!
"Ugh, ack, urgh, eek!"
The price of blasphemy.
I got hit by a 6-hit combo.
I knew it.
Unlike me, the Shining Stars seems to have a taste for the mature, big-chested, and curvy.
If not, why would she have made my body like this?