Chapter 111
Chapter 111
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 111
Chapter Title: VTuber Promoting Chicken with the Divine Power Pouch
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And so, the world's first—nay, the universe's first—VTuber chicken ad kicked off.
Even though I said that...
Truth be told, I'm not the first VTuber to land a chicken sponsorship.
No matter how much hate VTubers get, nobody can deny they've become the dominant force in the internet streaming scene.
The stats don't lie.
We're talking more VTubers than even cam streamers at this point.
Who could argue against the tide of the VTuber market?
The ad industry, always hyper-sensitive to trends, jumped on the internet streaming wave fast.
A chicken ad for a VTuber, huh?
No way the ad folks were gonna let a fresh, fun gimmick like that slide by.
Before me, a handful of VTubers had done food ads—mostly chicken, as it happens.
So yeah, I'm just a follower, not the trailblazer.
...However.
No VTuber before me has delivered a chicken ad with this level of quality.
And I'm confident none will after, either.
Who modeled this chicken?
None other than Reflecting Myriad Stars herself, straight from the source.
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Chicken box modeling is legit high quality lmao — Viewer This is an ad! This is modeling! — Viewer Not the chicken, but something else looks tasty... heh heh heh... 👢 Kicked by Manager — Viewer What — Viewer See ya... — Viewer Eat up hard ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ See that?
Most of the chat was praising the chicken modeling.
Sure, there were occasional pervert raids...
But the manager shut that shit down quick.
Good job, manager.
Your bonus this month? Extra Crescendo Chicken.
Before opening the chicken box, I launched into my prepped script.
"The crispiness bestowed by Reflecting Myriad Stars herself—Crescendo Chicken! This is BCC's latest hot new product. One standout feature is..."
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Hmm................ — Viewer Can't say it's boring, right? — Viewer Script reading ON. 🔔 [Anon donated 1,000 won] Boring and pretentious.
You think I want to read this dry-ass script?
I gotta do it anyway.
Just chowing down isn't an ad.
Gotta hit the sponsor-pleasing lines.
After grinding through that dull, academic spiel...
Finally.
"Shall we open it up?"
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer LFG LFG LFG — Viewer Let's fucking gooooooo Don't freak out.
For whatever reason, Reflecting Myriad Stars went all out on this modeling.
I popped open the box.
And there it was—the mouthwatering, perfect form of the chicken.
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer WOAH WOAH WOAH — Viewer Modeling god tier lmao — Viewer Historically peak modeling lmaoooo — Viewer Holy shit it looks so lewd — Viewer Aaah that juicy thigh, one bite and it'd just... — Viewer Chicken titties come hereeee! Since Reflecting Myriad Stars modeled this chicken...
The phrase 'divine crispiness' isn't total bullshit.
I picked up a drumstick and said,
"Uh, so... Ah. Crescendo Chicken's killer feature is its insane crispiness! Using domestic extra virgin olive oil for double-fried skin..."
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer This is straight script fr — Viewer Too scripty, Jia... — Viewer Boring and pretentious. Boring and pretentious. Boring and pretentious. — Viewer So when you eating? So when you eating? So when you eating? Yeah.
Got it.
I was dumb for expecting cheers from the faithful.
I ditched the script and went full honest mukbang mode.
"Holy shit, look at this slutty chicken... Lemme see that juicy meat!"
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Not script lmaoooooooo — Viewer Peak brainrot lmao — Viewer Script demolished lmaoooo — Viewer Sponsor crying rn — Viewer Thought she was being too tame for an ad, damn — Viewer Godperv lmao And so I...
Chomped down hard on the drumstick in my hand.
CRUNCHCRUNCHCRUNCH!
Once again, like shattering glass.
The hyper-crispy—nay, crunchy—skin rained down in crumbs.
The insane part? Every tiny detail was perfectly modeled.
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Holy fuck the sound — Viewer Post-production? — Viewer Fx edited in? — Viewer Sound is insane lmao — Viewer I'm starving — Viewer Even the insides modeled? lmaoooooo — Viewer This level is straight madness lmao — Viewer Great Myriad Stars — Viewer Modeling god, Great Myriad Stars... absolute GOAT. "Mmmmmm... so good...!"
I savored the chicken with a blissful face.
Sure, it was a bit exaggerated for the ad stream...
But it was genuine.
This Crescendo Chicken was top 3 of all chickens I've ever had.
With that, my chicken mukbang began in earnest.
The reaction? Killer for an ad stream.
The modeling was top-notch to begin with, plus crunchy ASMR and my reactions made it an immersive ad nobody could resist.
Only one.
If I had to pick a single flaw...
The crispiness made skin crumbs fly everywhere...?
Might be a pain to clean if you're not careful, but hey.
If I had to compare, it's a fun hassle.
I felt something on my chest and glanced down naturally.
"..."
Ugh.
That's... a lot.
At this point, it's a dedicated chicken skin storage unit.
I patted the top of my boobs to shake off the crumbs.
Yeah, floor got dirtier, but vacuum after stream, no biggie.
Then...
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Ah — Viewer Why tf you brushing it off ffs — Viewer Goddamn back to slut mode — Viewer Why toss the tasty bits? — Viewer Was nice to look at ;;;;; The chat exploded.
What the hell, this reaction.
No way...
"Th-the chicken skin crumbs are modeled too?"
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Playing dumb again — Viewer She knows exactly what she's doing — Viewer This bitch is a goddess of thumbnails. — Viewer Academic consensus: She played dumb on purpose for the lewd thumbnail ㅇㅇ Lord Reflecting Myriad Stars...
What kinda modeling did you even make?
I didn't expect the crumbs to be modeled too!
🔔 [NotAPervButADevotee donated 10,000 won] Was saving the tasty bits for later but she shook 'em off ;;;; goddamn. "..."
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer What a fucking guy lmaoooooooo — Viewer Drip god lmao — Viewer That's not silverperv that's myriadperv lmao Dunno if the sponsor will love or hate this...
But hey, it proves the chicken's peak crispiness, right?
Good is good.
...Even if it's bad for my image.
◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ 📌 Domestic VTuber Gallery Title: Current Status of 'That Slut' Looking Fucking Lewd Live (Screenshot) Chicken thigh in slutty clothes (Screenshot) Chicken thigh stripping to show the goods (Screenshot) Chicken thigh dripping juices Fucking arousing fr lmao 💬 Comments (85+) — Anon This is some next-level psycho shit — Anon Title bait ffs — Anon Clicked thinking Lee Jia upvote lmao ↳ Reply Upvote... — Anon But fr it does look lewd... what the hell with the modeling ↳ Reply Modeling is insane ↳ Reply Honestly looks way tastier than real chicken 📌 Domestic VTuber Gallery Title: Her Brushing Chicken Skin Crumbs Off Her Tits (GIF) Her spilling everywhere with every bite (GIF) Chicken skin storage vault. (GIF) A;;; Was gonna savor it but she brushes it off (GIF) Nope, no way. Back to chicken skin storage right after next bite Honest title, honest post. 💬 Comments (322+) ⭐ Top Comment — Anon KYAAAAAAAA — Anon Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. — Anon This is the one today — Anon Goddamn now I'm hungry;;; brb locking the door ㅇㅇ; ↳ Reply ? ↳ Reply Bro ↳ Reply You're hungry why lock the door ↳ Reply That's... — Anon She planned this too? ↳ Reply Obviously. ↳ Reply 100% based on her stream history. ↳ Reply Lee Jia is just a streaming genius lmao ↳ Reply She knows exactly what viewers crave. Check her YT thumbnails lmao ↳ Reply Audience needs analysis? Her YT. — Anon Breaking: Crescendo Chicken #1 trending on all 3 delivery apps ↳ Reply Fr? ↳ Reply Holy shit it's real lmao ↳ Reply God Jia ↳ Reply Ad style is fucking genius ㅇㅇ ↳ Reply Domestic first, world first VTuber ad with divine power pouch dddddd ◇◇◇◆◇◇◇ "Ugh."
In the end, I demolished a whole chicken.
Skipping lunch...
And it being that damn tasty...
Made one-girl-one-chicken possible.
The ad stream wasn't over yet.
"Now for a viewer giveaway. Gotta pick 50 winners for chicken... Wanna do pinball random?"
Pinball.
The hot random draw gimmick on the platform lately.
Best way to score quick dopamine, hands down.
I announced I'd spin the pinball for 50 peeps who posted stream proof on the cafe.
Then...
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Chicken's fine but you selling the leftover skin crumbs? — Viewer Lmao fr — Viewer How much? — Viewer 50 bucks@@@@@@@@ They were obsessed with something other than chicken.
No selling, you crazies.
"Gonna toss the leftover skin."
🔴 LIVE CHAT — Viewer Nooo why toss that precious shit ffs — Viewer I'd buy for 50 fffffffff!!!! — Viewer GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! — Viewer Toss this? Toss this? Toss this? Toss this? ...Wasn't that just a joke?
Why the actual rage?