Chapter 110
Chapter 110
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 110
Chapter Title: God-Given Crunchiness, Crescendo Chicken!
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After carefully reading the ad email from start to finish...
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📧 Email Subject Hello, Jia. Inquiry about advertising for [God-Given Crunchiness, Crescendo Chicken!] 📧 Email Body Hello. I'm Hong Donggyu, head of the PR team at BCC, Korea's top chicken brand. I'm contacting you today to propose an advertising deal. We've been closely following your creative content. In particular, after seeing the [Half-Cam of a Zealot Brimming with Divine Power] on your YouTube channel, we felt it aligned perfectly with BCC's brand image, leading us to make this offer. Our newly launched chicken, 'God-Given Crunchiness, Crescendo Chicken!', lets you experience the peak of crispiness with every bite... ... ... ... Damn it.
It looks like that half-cam worshipper of mine has unleashed poison into the world.
The views on my half-cam video on YouTube had skyrocketed to trending in real-time popularity.
In fact, devotees pouring in from the YouTube half-cam video kept showing up consistently in streams.
It was great that it created a sensation and brought in new devotees.
But I never dreamed it would attract advertisers too.
I kept reading the email.
📧 Special Requests Since it's a chicken ad, we request that you do the ad via half-cam. Ugh.
No need to read further.
The pay was sweet enough to make my mouth water.
And the ad content itself? Just chow down on delicious chicken heartily. Even as an ad stream, devotees shouldn't mind watching.
But half-cam? No way.
I'm a VTuber, not a cam streamer. VTuber.
Identity matters.
It's been less than a month since that half-cam stream, and now they want me to turn it on again to eat chicken?
No.
No matter how much people love half-cam streams, as a VTuber with a clear identity...
I need to avoid half-cam as much as possible.
Half-cam is for milestones like 200k followers.
Or birthdays.
Special occasions only. Doing it for an ad? I'd get called a money-grubbing sellout.
So I politely declined.
Thank you for the offer, but no half-cam plans anytime soon.
True to big corp efficiency, a reply came in under 30 minutes.
I figured it'd be a simple "Too bad," so I skimmed it.
It wasn't.
The response was a counteroffer: No half-cam needed; let's find another compromise.
At that point, no reason to refuse.
I've got the Omnia Archive program.
Confident I can handle a food ad without half-cam.
So...
Do it for me.
Reflecting Myriad Stars.
Time for motion capture to shine again.
If I ask Reflecting Myriad Stars to model the chicken, it'll work out somehow.
With that in mind, I accepted the ad deal.
You know how sometimes animated eating scenes stimulate appetite more than real mukbangs?
With the Omnia Archive program...
Creating a mukbang even more tantalizing than reality isn't impossible.
Once accepted, we switched from awkward emails to phone calls, and things moved fast.
The ad was simple.
1. I devour the chicken deliciously.
2. Viewer event: Toss out 50 chickens. Streamer decides the details.
That was it.
Since the key was me eating enjoyably, the advertiser sent Crescendo Chicken coupons first: "Try it out."
Ordered immediately.
Let's see if it's truly god-given crunchiness.
The advertiser then said, voice tinged with worry:
[Could we see how you'll model the chicken beforehand? As you'll notice, Crescendo Chicken has a very unique appearance, so we need that captured well...]
Hmm.
I get the concern. Worried I'll just hold up a generic chicken leg on stream.
Better to show than tell.
"Seeing the model yourself will be quicker."
[When will it be ready?]
"Today."
[...Pardon?]
Chicken modeled in a day? Advertiser seemed skeptical but accepted it somehow.
Call ended, and soon...
Chicken arrived.
'God-Given Crunchiness, Crescendo Chicken!' looked stunning visually.
As advertised, that crispy skin was impressive.
No need for more looks.
Grabbed a drumstick and chomped ambitiously.
Then...
Crash!
No joke—a glass-shattering sound.
Whoa, crunch.
Even Reflecting Myriad Stars would approve.
Truly god-given crunchiness.
The kind that makes you cry "Chicken God!"...
Bam!
"Gah!"
Bam!
"Urk... W-wait..."
Bam!
"Gurk... M-my chicken...!"
The crime scene was gruesome.
Crispy, oily, delicious chicken massacred by my clumsy hands.
...Smashed flat by blasphemy retribution.
Who can understand my sorrow at not being able to call the Chicken God "Chicken God"?
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Reflecting Myriad Stars is a tsundere.
Heartlessly smote my chicken with blasphemy retribution.
But whipped up a perfect chicken model anyway.
Sent the finished model pic to the advertiser, who loved it. Contract signed on the spot.
Model done, contract sealed—no delays.
Other ads might wait for script mastery.
But this? Just eat chicken tasty-like.
Ad stream scheduled for next day.
Everything smooth, but one tiny snag.
'God-Given Crunchiness, Crescendo Chicken!'
...Ugh.
They want that as the stream title.
Made me wanna ask, "Did you actually watch my stream?"
Advertiser insisted it was crucial, pleading for this once.
No means no.
Blasphemous title? Ad or not, I'd die.
After long debate, compromise reached:
[Reflecting Myriad Stars-Given Crunchiness, Crescendo Chicken!]
For the advertiser, the "god-given chicken" concept was key.
"Reflecting Myriad Stars" could pass as a god synonym on my stream.
Concept preserved, my life saved.
💬 Live Chat — Viewer Jia hype! — Viewer Stars-hype! — Viewer Star-men... — Viewer All out, worship time! — Viewer What's the title? — Viewer Ad? — Viewer Crescendo Chicken? — Viewer What even is Crescendo Chicken, weeb? "Hello, everyone. Good evening. Have you all eaten? I'm about to dig into some chicken."
Polished opener.
Anyone could tell it was an ad stream start, so devotees caught on quick.
— Viewer Ad confirmed lololol — Viewer Boss's first ad ever? Why chicken tho — Viewer VTuber doing chicken ad lmao — Viewer How you gonna ad this lololol ⭐ Donation — Anonymous Donor Donated 4,000 won! Half-cam for this?
— Viewer Oo — Viewer Right, she can do half-cam — Viewer Half-cam chicken mukbang? — Viewer Big one incomingggg! — Viewer Kyaaaaaaa! — Viewer 🚀 Prep fire! 🚀 Prep fire! 🚀 Prep fire! — Viewer Boom!! lol "Just so you know, no half-cam."
— Viewer Aw. — Viewer Aw — Viewer Aww... — Viewer Betrayed. — Viewer No — Viewer Lock — Viewer Lock Lock Lock Advertiser, devotees—why always half-cam?
Regret it.
Should never have done half-cam to begin with.
⭐ Donation — ㅇㅇ Donated 4,000 won! You're a VTuber... how do you do chicken mukbang without half-cam? "Like this."
You think Omnia Archive is a joke?
I activated the program.
Summmoned the Crescendo Chicken model before my eyes and declared,
"Today's mukbang is the crunchiness bestowed by... not God, but Reflecting Myriad Stars! Crescendo Chicken! Yaaay, everyone clap!"
— Viewer Hardcore lolololol — Viewer Detail of saying "not God, Reflecting Myriad Stars" lolol — Viewer RP god... GOAT. — Viewer Modeling is insanely good, pissing me off lololol — Viewer Even the box is modeled?? lolol — Viewer ~~~~ — Viewer clapclapclapclap — Viewer muahmuahmuah — Viewer zzizziz — Viewer ? — Viewer ?? — Viewer When did clapclap become zzizziz? — Viewer That's legit stealth af ㅇㅇ;;; — Viewer Silver ping lol Stealth chatters, hold off on the toxic stuff just for today.
This is an ad stream, you damn haters.