33. Zero Two
33. Zero Two
33.
"Here, use this room. I've got everything ready."
"What's this? Isn't this the room I used before?"
As soon as we entered Eun-byeol's house, she silently guided me to the room I'd used last time without a word.
"But why go this far? I could've just done an Outdoor Broadcast."
"I just helped out because you looked like you were in a bind. What's the big deal."
She averted her eyes and muttered the words.
In a bind, my ass. It's all plain as day. If she wants sex this badly, she should just say so. This girl really makes life hard for herself.
"Alright, thanks. Then I'll start my Broadcast, so head out."
"Yeah. Good luck."
I watched Eun-byeol leave, then logged into my Switch ID and turned on the Broadcast. I'm doing just this one Broadcast today and going home. No way I'm getting swayed.
[Ri-ha]
[Pfft]
[Oppa, I've been waiting Wahhhh]
[I love you Ehhhh]
[Time has started moving again]
Since the cam was on, viewers were flooding in faster than usual.
"Hey. So what am I doing today, folks?"
[Trendy phrase?]
[Is this the thing everyone's pushing lately?]
[Or for real?]
[Maybe.... nah?]
[Showing your face and acting up?]
"Guess there really is such a thing as face value. You guys used to curse me out like crazy before, but today there's barely any hate. Ha, if I'd known it'd be like this, I would've done it sooner."
[lolololololololol]
[Crazy bastard lolololololololol]
[Yeah, why didn't you do it sooner? We waited, but it'll end quick]
[What keeps 'ending,' you fucker lolololololololol]
[Something about seeing Ju-hyeok's face makes the curses go back in]
Showing my face definitely seemed to cut down on the viewers cursing me out.
Looks bias will never die. People gotta see good looks first.
"Joking aside. To commemorate my first-ever cam Broadcast, instead of the usual crap, let's do a proper Q&A. Big applauseuuu."
[Tsk tsk tsk]
[Tsk tsk tsk]
[How high can the spice level go?]
[Can we ask anything?]
[Ju-hyeok no-filter anyway]
"Spice level? What's that? Ask whatever. I'll answer everything. But not in chat—ask via donations. Chat's scrolling too fast to read."
-Ju-hyeok's Left Testicle donated 100,000 won!
Don't fuck around, answer seriously
Have you had sex?
A heavy question right out the gate. How to answer? Tell the truth?
I decided to use this chance to make sure viewers had zero suspicions about Pornhub.
"Straight-up truth? Uh··· not yet··· Next question! Quick!"
[Bullshit, no way with that face]
[I believe in our Ju-hyeok]
[Fuck yeah, this is the right answer]
[No black sheep believing this, right?]
[Gotta believe what's believable]
[Anyone can see he's an insider from his looks, don't spout nonsense]
"Truth is, I was a total outcast in school··· no friends··· You fucking assholes happy now? People have pasts they wanna hide, fuck! If I'd been an insider, would I be rotting at home playing Rell to hit Challenger, you shitheads!"
[ㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
[ㅜㅜㅜㅜㅜ]
[Tsk tsk tsk]
[We're sorry sob sob]
[Fuck, anyone shitting on Ju-hyeok from now on gets torn apart]
It started as a concept, but real feelings crept in.
Wasn't exactly bullied, but no friends? True. My heart's starting to ache. Fuck.
"Anyway. Next question."
-Ju-hyeok's Right Testicle donated 100,000 won!
At the start of your first Broadcast, you pulled that dick size troll for aggro, tell the truth
This I can answer honestly, right? As a guy proud of his dick, no man wants to downplay his own junk.
"That one's real. Full erect 26cm. In inches, just over 10."
[No bullshit haha]
[Even a passing dog wouldn't buy that]
[Proof haha]
[Proof and it's Broadcast legend]
[Let's see proof]
"Crazy bitches demanding proof. Cut the shit, good luck."
No way I'm showing my dick on Broadcast, so I just said the truth. They'll believe whatever they wanna believe anyway.
-Ju-hyeok's King Testicle donated 100,000 won!
As a fellow human, what about Eun-byeol? Ideal type?
Eun-byeol, huh? A cheeky bitch··· She's probably secretly watching this Broadcast right now?
"Eun-byeol-nim? Hmm··· not really? Not my type. Ideal type··· a girl who submits to me? Not into ones like Eun-byeol-nim who nag and bitch."
[Cut lolololol]
[Entrance cut lolololol]
[0 confessions, first strike lolololol]
[Eun-byeol said when drunk she likes guys who fuck her]
[Even now, ask Ju-hyeok to fuck her, she says submissive girls are best lolololol]
See that, Eun-byeol? Even the viewers are telling you what to do, you still gonna act like that?
-asd2224 donated 100,000 won!
Now that we know everything we wanted, taking any missions?
"Missions? Suddenly? What is it."
-asd2224 donated 100,000 won!
Zero Two, 100,000 won per minute lol?
"Ah, no way."
Viewers went nuts over the sudden Zero Two mission, demanding I do it quick.
No way a guy does Zero Two! That's for girls!
"Ah, I said no, you fuckers! Go beg a Broadcast that does that shit."
[Hypocrite as fuck, you made Eun-byeol do it]
['That kinda' Broadcast?]
[Just dissed streamers who do Zero Two?]
[This is gonna be controversial]
[Apologize]
[Explain]
"Haa··· no, I didn't diss anyone··· fuck, fine! I'll do it! But rate's 200,000 won per minute. I'm saying don't donate, so don't. I warned you. Shit cost-performance, don't do it."
-Ju-hyeok's Right Testicle donated 200,000 won!
-Ju-hyeok's Left Testicle donated 200,000 won!
-Ju-hyeok's King Testicle donated 200,000 won!
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Fuck my mom. I'm screwed.
Even at the trash cost-performance of 200,000 won per minute, they keep pouring in.
I glanced at viewer count—word must've spread, it's climbing fast.
"No, you guys rich or what? Why do this to me! Stop! Stop ittt!"
Despite my desperate pleas, the donation rush wouldn't stop. Same as that Roulette Broadcast with Eun-byeol—why do they do this to me···.
Witnessing the madness of throwing 200,000 won each just for one minute of Zero Two from me, I was floored.
"Hey stop! Stop! Donations off, fuck! Off! Stop! I'll only do what's come in so far! I said end!"
[Over the line]
[No 'stop' in Zero Two, asshole]
[Don't you know Zero Two national rule is keep adding as they come?]
[Quit joking, open donations]
[I just recharged too]
"Folks. I'm begging you for real. I'll die doing just what's come in so far. Yeah? Just once."
[Hmm..]
[lolololol we'll let it slide]
[Honestly, what's in already buries him]
[lolololol]
[Thought these guys were broke asses, turns out hidden chaebols]
Finally, on my knees begging, the viewers forgave me.
I sat in my chair, calculating how many minutes.
"124 minutes? Ah, what the fuck···."
[lolololol]
[Legend lolololol]
[200k x 124?]
[25 million won lolololol]
[Hey fuck, 25 mil earned and you look like you're dying? Smile!]
In just about 10 minutes, 24.8 million won rolled in. Should be thrilled···.
Hourly rate 12.4 mil··· gotta be happy··· what's this shitty feeling···.
"This is all because of that bitch Eun-byeol···."
All Eun-byeol's fault. If she hadn't called me to her place··· I could've sweet-talked the viewers, rolled around happily at home doing Broadcast···.
[Quit yapping and get up]
[BGM on]
[Quick quick let's go]
[lolololol]
[Let's go go go go]
"I'm warning you now. Today's Zero Two is my last ever. Never again."
I laid down the law first, then stood up and played the Vietnamese music.
How the fuck did I end up···.
*
"Hah, hah. It's over, over···."
[Whoa he really went ham]
[New record today, 6 times in 2 hours]
[You too? Me too lolololol]
[This dude's got a monster cock for real]
[Never knew a guy this stacked existed]
[Handsome face, huge dick... Oppa marry me]
At first, I did it half-assed like girls do, but viewers demanded fire.
Guys gotta thrust hips forward··· basically shove your dick out front and shake it.
Jeans hid the shape, but my huge, grotesque bulge sticking out front was clear on cam.
-Ju-hyeok's King Penis donated 1,000,000 won!
Haven't seen something this good in ages, thanks, realized today I can go multiple rounds
After 124 minutes of Zero Two, I collapsed on the floor gasping.
What's this 'multiple rounds' shit? Oh, jerking off? Crazy fucks.
"Crazy psycho bastards··· I'll get revenge someday."
[lolololol]
[It's fine, I'll take anything]
[I love you]
[No regrets even if I die now]
[Oppa take me Ehhhh]
Whatever I say now, it's glow-Ju-hyeok vibes. Viewer count: 40k watching.
Fuck···.
"Done, so Broadcast off. Good luck."
Stood up, killed the Broadcast before they could react.
Haa··· gonna die. Head home, crash out.
Got up to go home, checked phone—text from Eun-byeol.
Lee Eun-byeol: [photo]
Lee Eun-byeol: My Broadcast ends early today..
Photo of her lying on the bed, spreading her pussy with both hands.
Crazy bitch···.