32. VTuber debut?
32. VTuber debut?
32.
The next day at lunch. After waking up and rolling around, I received a delivery package.
The cam I ordered a few days ago had finally arrived.
Sure, my face was already exposed, making it pointless, but I had prepared other things besides the cam.
Now that the cam was here, I could finally execute my plan...
Honestly, I was a bit scared. After recklessly showing my face, just thinking about what would happen if I went through with this made my vision go dark.
But there was no choice. I couldn't exactly say, "Hey, that's the guy from Pornhub who's famous these days!" with my whole house in the background.
Anyway, I opened the package, connected the cam to my computer, and turned on the Broadcast. I also launched the program I'd prepared in advance...
[Big one's coming. Stand by stand by]
Probably because of the face reveal fallout, viewers flooded in the moment I started the Broadcast.
[Fuck turn on the cam yessssss]
[Show your faceeeeee]
[Oppa hurry I'm in a rush]
[Holding my breath until you turn on the cam]
[You bastard turn on the cam noooooow]
I checked how many had joined—already 5,000. Is this okay...?
I might actually die...
"Everyone, hi hi. Calm down first."
-Ju-hyeok's Right Testicle donated 1,000,000 won!
Fuck here's a million so turn on the goddamn cam yesssssss I'm going insane
"Ooh... Thanks for the 1,000,000 won. Testicle-nim. No, listen to me, kids. Comms down for a sec!"
[What is it spill it]
[Hurry hurry I'm desperate]
[Fuck we've been waiting forever]
[You crazy bastards shut up and listen]
[No cam until this fucker finishes talking just wait]
I somehow calmed the viewers down, but the words wouldn't come out. Ah, this feels like a bad idea...
"So, I showed my face yesterday, right? Not on purpose, but..."
[And?]
[Hurry hurry let's go I'm desperate]
[So what]
"The thing is, I had something prepared before showing my face? I prepped it ages ago, and the cam arrived today..."
[Then turn on the cam fuck]
[What do you want turn on the cam]
[Cam]
[On]
[Cam]
[On]
With the viewers spamming again, I just launched the prepared program.
"Ta-da?"
A 3D character that looked just like me appeared on the Broadcast screen.
When I blinked, the character blinked back like a mirror.
"For now, just think of this as me..."
[Fuck you don't have parents?]
[Get that shitty 3D out and show your ugly mug]
[You retarded fuck toying with us?]
[You haven't gotten laid lately huh?]
[Where's this fucker live gonna go rip his balls off first you son of a bitch]
...
...
...
...
...
The viewers were pissed...
*
I'd thought of this before since I couldn't turn on the cam at home. Namely, a VTuber.
In my previous world, there were famous VTubers who Broadcasted using 3D characters. People who created a character and fully embodied it as themselves.
It popped into my head, so I looked it up. Turns out VTubers exist in this world too. And there was a site selling 3D characters for Broadcasts. I bought one that looked as much like me as possible, and it cost over 500,000 won.
Anyway, since my face got revealed unintentionally yesterday, I was wondering what to do with it, but I hated wasting the money I'd spent.
So I tried using it now that the cam arrived...
[I'll slaughter your parents you fuck]
[You fucking bastard we otakus?]
[Durahan Broadcasts are everywhere else fuck why watch this shit]
[Cut the crap and turn on the cam]
[Turn it on while we're being nice]
The viewer noonas were super mad.
"No, everyone. I was originally No-cam... I prepared this for you guys... Look, when I blink like this, it does too... And when I smile like this, it smiles together, see? So for the time being, with this..."
-Ju-hyeok's Right Testicle donated 10,000 won!
If you're prepping for us don't give us this shitty CGI show your fucking face you bastard
"No, other people do this too, why pick on me..."
[Fuck no the vibe's different the vibe]
[Those are for people who wanna watch that shit you mongrel]
[Blinking like a fucking doll so annoying lolololol]
[Get rid of that dogshit graphic first]
[Staring blankly and blinking makes me wanna punch something]
I tried everything to calm them, but it wasn't working. Their eyes were rolling, and pad rips were flying everywhere.
-ㅇㅇ donated 10,000 won!
Wow new streamer? Lots of viewers huh? The character's super cute~
Then a donation came in, fanning the flames.
[Orphan fuck get out?]
[Degenerate fucks fuck off]
[Know your place go watch Durahan VTuber somewhere else]
[Degens already swarming lololol]
[Turn on the cam fuck if not get rid of that character at least]
-Ju-hyeok's Right Testicle donated 100,000 won!
Degens can't read the room? This ain't a Durahan VTuber so fuck off you dismembered shits
"No, why cuss at that person! And don't badmouth other streamers... Thanks for the 10,000 won."
Just putting up a 3D character made of computer graphics, and viewers kept growing while they started fighting among themselves.
"I have circumstances so I can't do Cam-bang at home... When I move later, I'll turn it on then, so can you guys bear with this for now...?"
[Quit the cringy bullshit and do Outdoor Broadcast sir]
[You gonna carry your phone like a prop outside?]
[From today let's be Outdoor Broadcast specialist ㄱㄱㄱㄱ]
[Go out]
[Hurry out]
Haa. I tried explaining my situation, but now they want me outside.
Do I really have to go out? But it's a hassle... I wanna roll around at home eating for free...
-Eun-byeol2 donated 100,000 won!
Ju-hyeok-nim I have lots of empty rooms at my place... Wanna Broadcast here today?
[Oh yeahhhhh]
[This bitch watches Ju-hyeok's Broadcast every time lololol]
[Eun-byeol so safe ㄱㄱㄱㄱㄱ]
[Let's gooooo]
[Eun-byeol ain't the type to do anything to a guy agree safe send him off ㄱㄱㄱ]
Then Eun-byeol's donation popped up.
Her intentions were obvious. What? Lots of empty rooms? Yeah right. She'd obviously tempt me to pounce first by spending more time together.
You think I'd fall for that?
"Nah, how can I Broadcast at someone else's house..."
[You bastard not going?]
[Go when she calls fuck]
[Please go pleaaaaaaase]
[Can see this bitch trying to devour Ju-hyeok but no choice]
[Hurry get up and go]
"I'm a guy too... Someone else's house is a bit..."
[Cold rice hot rice time to choose?]
[Why back out now after all the sex drips you pulled]
[Wanna kill the fragile guy cosplay lololol]
[Eun-byeol's fine]
[Did joint Broadcast before and now bitching]
I tried every excuse not to go, but it didn't work on them.
-Eun-byeol2 donated 100,000 won!
I'll clear out a room so come quick
Prepped the best room for you :)
This bitch doing this on purpose? Acting like this 'cause I let her off easy yesterday.
Haa. I wanted to see her lose patience and come to my place spreading her legs herself... Sly bitch.
*
No choice, I turned off the Broadcast, left the house, and turned it on via phone.
Even after saying I'd go to Eun-byeol's and turn it on there, they threw a fit demanding mobile Broadcast right away.
"Done?"
[Oppaeeeee]
[Oppa I love you]
[Fuck me]
[I'm first bitch]
[Cut the cringy shit hands up everyone]
The pad-ripping dudes from home Broadcast earlier? Vanished.
Simple bitches.
"Fuck it. Called a taxi. No talking till I get to Eun-byeol-nim's. You guys made me turn it on, so deal with it."
[Ok]
[Yes]
[Just show face]
[Agree it'll end quick]
[What ends you crazy bitch lolololol]
I got in the taxi that arrived and just showed my face to the camera without a word.
Alone chattering in front of a stranger feels embarrassing somehow...
-Sekmusae donated 10,000 won!
Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex. Sex.
"Wack! You fuck! Ah sorry..."
Forgot to lower my phone volume after last time.
Panicking and apologizing to the driver made the mood awkward. Fuck suffocating.
"You fucking bastards... I'm really gonna kill you..."
[lololololololol]
[Even flustered is hot..]
[Ah fuck just came and hard again]
[What came lolololololol]
I shoved my face to the phone and muttered curses quietly.
Hope he didn't hear? Glanced at the rearview—locked eyes with the driver.
"Broadcasting?"
"Ah, y-yeah."
He asked 'cause silence after eye contact felt awkward, but it got more awkward.
Endured the awkward silence for a while until we reached Eun-byeol's place.
"Here fuck! The sex-spamming fucker you're banned for sure you bitch!"
[Season 2 ban lolololololololol]
[I'll remember you forever!!!]
[Unforgettable!]
[Sekmusae martyr...]
[Ah let it slide was fun]
"Fun my ass. Thought I'd suffocate to death."
Banned while bantering with viewers, remembered the way, and arrived at Eun-byeol's. At Building 101's main entrance, I entered her apartment number and buzzed. Door opened right away.
"Everyone elevator anyway Broadcast gonna blow up so turning off, quick turn on at Eun-byeol-nim's. Okay?"
[ㅇㅋㅇㅋ]
[Turn on right away or die]
[ㅇㅋㅇㅋㅇㅋ]
[Holding breath till you arrive]
[10 min or less]
"Okay okay. Turning off bye."
Turned off Broadcast in the elevator.
Now, what to do with this bitch...