30. Life of a handsome guy
30. Life of a handsome guy
30.
I picked up my phone and opened the taxi app. Suddenly, as I fiddled with my phone, Eun-byeol, who had just been laughing, came over.
"Ju-hyeok-nim, what are you doing?"
"Calling a taxi? Go enjoy your hike alone."
As I really went to hit the call button, Eun-byeol freaked out and snatched the phone away.
Have you ever seen such a rude bitch.
"Ju-hyeok-nim, please just once. Yeah? I'll do whatever you want for real! Please!"
"You should've said something from the start! Fuck, what the hell is this! Telling me to hike in jeans? In this heat? And why me of all people!"
"Because... if Ju-hyeok-nim says no, then I'll have to go to Seoraksan alone instead of here!"
"You crazy bitch, so you drag an unprepared person like me up a mountain? You're really properly insane."
No way you're making someone who hasn't done any exercise besides breathing go hiking? And in this sweltering heat, wearing jeans?
Sure, I'd been thinking I should hit the gym soon because my stamina was lacking. But not suddenly climbing a mountain like this.
I'd dressed up nice thinking it was a date, but what I got was the reality of hiking.
[lololololololololo]
[I get it too lolololololo]
[Yeah, she should've said something earlier, crazy bitch lololol]
[Honestly, the fact that Ju-hyeok didn't slap her means he's a saint]
[Agreed, if I were a guy? I'd straight-up beat that girl and sue]
Standing there dumbfounded, wondering what to do, I spotted the broadcast in Eun-byeol's hand.
As I looked at the chats, my anger started boiling up again.
"Fuck you bastards, what makes you think you're so great! You didn't say a word the whole way here either, you shits!"
[But...]
[We're...]
[This is...]
[Fun...]
[Look at that team spirit lololololo]
It was seriously pissing me off. I wanted to chuck the broadcast away and run.
Then Eun-byeol started kneeling down. Ah, what's she doing now...
"Ju-hyeok-nim, please just save me this once..."
"Haaa..."
Fine. What sin has Eun-byeol committed? She's just doing what these damn bastards tell her to...
"But in return, later Eun-byeol-nim has to do whatever I say without complaint."
"Yes, yes! Absolutely! Auto-accept!"
I grabbed her hand, pulled her up, and dusted the dirt off her knees.
Fuck it. Let's do some real exercise for the first time in my life!
I'm gonna die...
*
"Hah, hah! Fuck, I'm dying!"
"Ju-hyeok-nim, get up. We've only done 300m. 3km more to go."
What? You didn't say that! This place is supposed to be easy! For beginners!
She said she picked an easy spot where even locals hike as a hobby, thinking of me.
"...How is this a hobby! I can't go! Just kill me instead!"
"Haa... At this rate, when the hell are we reaching the top!"
[lolololololololo]
[Stamina legend lololol]
[Anyone would think he climbed a 300m cliff]
[The slope's fucking nothing, why's this guy like this]
[How's a guy with no stamina gonna fuck girls left and right]
I plopped down on the spot and checked the chat on my phone.
"Hey, is this stamina the same as my bedroom stamina, you dumb fuck! I'm telling you! In bed, I'm like! Total beast!"
[Cut the bullshit and get up]
[Fuck, at this rate the sun's gonna set]
[Stop being cringy and get up already]
[Let's go let's go let's go let's go]
[Go go go go go]
I hadn't walked much, but my legs were shaking like crazy—I couldn't believe my stamina was this bad. Plus, the sweat made the jeans stick to my legs like hell.
My pride was fucked. A guy like me collapsing after just 300m.
I seriously need to start gym next week...
"Eutcha..."
I got up and started trudging up again.
Behind me, Eun-byeol was holding the phone streaming the broadcast, filming me as she followed.
This angle feels kinda...
[owo]
[This is it, kuh... Ju-hyeok's ass is so firm]
[Oh oppa I'm going crazyyyy]
[Scroll Up]
[What the fuck is that chink lololololololo]
I checked the broadcast on my phone and saw Eun-byeol filming my ass.
Is this bitch crazy? Filming a guy's butt because there's nothing else?
"Hey, switch places."
"Yes, yes? No why! It's so good..."
"Ah, you go ahead."
"No no..."
I snatched the phone streaming the broadcast from Eun-byeol and strode down to switch to the back.
Kuh... This is it.
I close-upped her ass in those skin-tight leggings.
[Arghhhhh!]
[Eyes gang, fuck stop!]
[Ah fuck what are you doing]
[Stop!!!!]
[Please don't make us mad]
Actually, the real reason I came back here wasn't that—it was because the mask I was wearing was killing me.
I was already out of breath, and with the mask on, breathing was hard and I was getting dizzy.
I took the camera and, while moving back, ripped off the SM Mask.
"Phew... Feels like I can live. Should've done this sooner."
"Huh? Oh, the mask? Yeah... I didn't think of that. Sorry."
If you're that sorry, you shouldn't have brought me here in the first place, Eun-byeol...
Catching my breath as I walked, I spotted a bench ahead. Oh, finally a break.
"Hah, hah. Eun-byeol-nim, Eun-byeol-nim. Let's rest there for a bit..."
"Phew... Okay. We've done 1km now."
[Fuck, survived]
[Can I open my eyes now?]
[Now show us you instead of that bitch's shitty ass]
[Agreed fuck, after that torture, we deserve that reward]
[Fucking hell how did you endure till now]
At the chat requests, I looked for the screen switch button on the camera I was holding.
Yeah, you've suffered too. Sigh. Thinking about watching a screen with my ass for 30 minutes made me pity them.
"Is this the screen switch button?"
"Huh? Ju-hyeok-nim! Hey! The mas..."
Tap.
I touched the screen while Eun-byeol urgently called out from the side.
Ah. I took off my mask...
"Ah..."
The smartphone rear camera switched, and it started filming my face as I looked at the chat.
[?]
[?????]
[Fuck for real?]
[Whoa fuck]
[Oppa I love you]
...
...
...
...
...
...
Staring blankly at the chat in the already fucked situation, Eun-byeol rushed over and snatched the phone.
"Everyone calm down for a sec. This is an accident! People who screenshotted, don't upload this..."
I watched Eun-byeol take the phone from me and sternly warn everyone not to spread it anywhere.
I'd actually been thinking about just revealing my face lately. The hassle of wearing a mask every time we broadcast together because of the face reveal talk.
Pornhub was a bit worrying... but what's done is done.
"It's fine. Just leave it."
"Huh? But really, there are people who'll spread it..."
I took the phone from Eun-byeol's hand and pointed it at my face.
"Just say I revealed my face, whatever. But don't spread it everywhere."
[Oppaeeeeeee]
[This fucker Eun-byeol bitch kept this treasure to herself till now?]
[Whoa fuck he's insanely handsome]
[Oppa water keeps coming from my pussy in the bath ㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
[Everyone's in heat lololol oppa me too ㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
Should've done this sooner. The reactions aren't bad.
"I told you. You guys would cream yourselves seeing my face, right? Why didn't you believe me."
"Hey! On broadcast, please don't say stuff like..."
"What. You guys, Eun-byeol-nim's telling me off, right? Say something. Here."
"Huh? Suddenly why give this to me..."
I whispered so Eun-byeol couldn't hear and handed her the phone that had been filming my face.
Why? It's punishment from me. Take it sweet.
[Fuck you bitch, who the hell are you to boss Ju-hyeok around]
[Know your place and shut your mouth, just film Ju-hyeok]
[Is she clueless? That... yeah?]
[From now on, don't show up on broadcast, just be Ju-hyeok's cameraman]
[Apologize for tricking him into hiking, you crazy bitch]
"No, why are you suddenly at me! This is my broadcast! And you guys put this as punishment..."
[Ah fuck she's so clueless]
[From now on it's Ju-hyeok's broadcast, so film him]
[Doesn't listen for shit]
...
...
...
...
The chat was filled with insults at Eun-byeol.
I'm the type to hold grudges. I haven't forgiven you yet for tricking me out of my comfy home with a date lie and dragging me hiking. I wanna fuck her right here, but I'm holding back.
"No, you crazy bitches are mass dogpiling me! You told me to bring Ju-hyeok, fuckers!"
"And I brought Ju-hyeok like this and even got his face revealed, so yeah fuck!"
"You should be grateful to me, right? Huh? Aren't you!"
"Aaahhh! Stop the spam!!!"
"Sorry... Please stop..."
"Yes...... I'll film Ju-hyeok-nim..."
I sat on the bench, watching Eun-byeol scream her lungs out at the viewers, her face red as she fought them.
What a comedy.
Just moments ago, the viewers who teamed up with Eun-byeol to make me hike were now on my side, cursing her out.
Ah, if I'd known, I should've revealed my face from the start. Hiding this handsome face was stupid.
This is the life of a super handsome guy.
A life where all the women in the world take my side.
Mmm, thrilling...