29. You said it was a date
29. You said it was a date
29.
"Wrapping up the Broadcast today."
[Good work]
[Zzang zzang]
[Ju-ba ju-ba]
[Coords on Eun-byeol]
[Eun-byeol's ban lifted and Broadcasting, coords here]
After that, I played a few more games. It hadn't even been a few hours, but with Seo-ah behind me, I couldn't focus.
She'd calmed down midway, so I told her to get up and stay behind me. After getting caught once, she stayed quiet afterward.
Anyway, as I was about to end the Broadcast, a chat caught my eye.
Eun-byeol's Broadcasting? Why hasn't she contacted me?
"Eun-byeol-nim started her Broadcast? Mind if I throw in a Hosting there?"
[Go go go go go go]
[Totally doable go go go go go go]
[All troops, charge!!!!!!]
[Oh, I can't hold back lololol]
[Gazuaaaaaaa]
Viewers had already hit 2,000. This'll be fun.
Payback for not contacting me once. Enjoy it sweetly.
"Alright, Hosting incoming. Go wreck her Broadcast~."
[Trust us only]
[Oh, that's our specialty lololol]
[Time to go maskless]
[Festival time!!!! Everyone, guns up!!]
[Gazuaaaaaaa]
I commanded the viewers and Hosted to Eun-byeol's Broadcast.
-Kim Ju-hyeok hosted 2,038 viewers!
-Fuck what the hell! Hey stop the spam you bastards! Kim Ju-hyeok you fucker! Hey stop it you crazy bastards!
As I shut down my Broadcast, Seo-ah came closer from behind and watched Eun-byeol's together.
Serves you right. Should've called or texted right away.
I'd been waiting, thinking of Eun-byeol so much, and she turns on her Broadcast without a word to me?
"What? You sent the Hosting?"
"Yeah. To fuck her up. My viewers are all vicious assholes."
Seo-ah and I watched Eun-byeol's wrecked Broadcast.
Her occasional angry curses at me were just jokes compared to this—her chat was pure hell.
Dicks made from special characters, emoji spam everywhere. Is that the famous Big Dick Man?
-"No you fucking bastards stop! Stop! Please stop! You fucking bastards!"
-Swe You donated 10,000 won!
Info) Ju-hyeok ordered us to wreck the Broadcast. So we're not stopping. No idea what happened, but apologize to Ju-hyeok. Otherwise, her first post-ban return Broadcast will be hilarious.
Jiiiiiing. Phone started ringing from Eun-byeol right away.
Okay, this might be too much? No more Hosting from now on. Didn't expect this level...
I signaled Seo-ah to stay quiet and picked up.
"Moshi moshi."
-This is on speakerphone, you know. Viewers can hear too? Just tell them to stop!
"Why should I."
-What? Why are you doing this to me! What did I do!
Worried I'd say something weird, she mentions speakerphone first and jumps to the point.
Something feels off. I feel a bit guilty, but it's also hilarious.
"Why no contact?"
-"Huh? What do you..."
"Why didn't you contact me even once after I went to your place. Do you know how much I waited for Eun-byeol-nim's message? Every night wondering if a text would come, or a call while I slept, stressing day by day. You toying with me now?
-"No what bullshit! This is speakerphone! Fuck if you're gonna say crazy shit, I'm hanging up!"
I was just teasing lightly, but she freaks and tries to hang up.
"Joking joking. Call me after your Broadcast ends? Got it?"
-"Fine... just tell them to stop!"
"Ahem. Ahh, troops, you hear me? All fire, cease! Good? If no call later, I'll send assassins every Broadcast."
Click.
Hung up without a reply.
This ill-mannered bitch. You're really in for it when we meet. Since when does a mutt hang up on Master first.
"Done?"
"Huh? Oh yeah."
"Then wanna lie down and watch a movie?"
"Movie...?"
Sudden movie talk throws me off. Thought she'd say sex...
"Yeah. If we fuck again now, I won't wake up tomorrow. Gotta head out early."
"Yeah... sure."
Great for my tired body... but feels awkward.
We've never had normal days like others. First date was an adult goods store. Always home, eye contact leads to sex...
As requested, we lay side by side on the bed and started a romance movie.
Regret hit soon after.
'Fuck, this guy acting bubbly and pretty, ugh so gross...'
*
"Then I'm off! Busy till weekend so can't come, hang with Eun-byeol or whatever!"
"Yeah got it..."
Bang.
Seo-ah left to sleep at her place downstairs. Says if we sleep together here, she'll want sex again.
Once we start, we go all the way, so she'll be late tomorrow morning. Kinda agree...
House got quiet after Seo-ah left. Tired, time to sleep...
Jiiing.
About to crash when Eun-byeol calls. Already Broadcast End?
"Hello? Broadcast End already?"
-Ju-hyeok-nim, I'm still Broadcasting, you free tomorrow?
"Suddenly? I mean, sure...?"
-Then wanna date with me tomorrow? Please?
Eun-byeol's sudden date offer piques curiosity, wanna check her Broadcast, but too lazy to get out of bed.
"Sudden call for a date?"
-It's... ah, will you or not!
"Fine by me... but won't tell me why?"
-Well actually... it's not what I want... you know 5W1H?
Sudden 5W1H? That's for reflection essays.
And not what she wants?
She's crossing lines again?
"What's 5W1H."
-So... punishment for my 3-day ban. Viewers set 5W1H options, draw one by one and do it... and yours came up... whatever. You said yes! Done! Text the number! I'll pick you up tomorrow!
"Okie dokie. I'll help Eun-byeol-nim once. You plan the date course?
-Y-Yes! All planned! Don't worry...
Voice trembling, feels ominous. Always bad when she's this nervous...
She finished and hung up, scared I'd ask more.
How's she gonna handle aftermath always like this? On purpose?
Whatever. Tomorrow's me can deal.
Fell asleep soon after closing eyes.
*
"Ju-hyeok-nim here here! Oh you have a mask. I brought one."
Woke around lunch, washed up, went near home per Eun-byeol's call. Can't expose address, waiting a bit away.
Saw Eun-byeol from afar, red sports car, holding selfie stick Broadcasting.
Ooh Porsche... Even I know that famous car.
Outfit: ponytail, black leggings, bra top, jersey over.
Perfect... gonna fuck her senseless after Broadcast.
"Jeans..."
"Huh? Why? Bad?"
"No no! Suits you great..."
"What. Spit it out."
She points out my fashion as I approach.
Turns phone Broadcasting at me.
Jeans why.
[lololololololololol]
[Hell gates open lolololol]
[She really doesn't know lololol]
[Crazy bitch how you gonna handle later lolol]
[You're not saying shit either lolol]
Peeked at chat, viewers laughing at me.
What the.
"What's that mean."
"N-No! Hop in quick! Let's go!"
Dodges my questions, shoves me into car.
Okay fine, don't shove!
Finally crammed in, she hops in driver's seat and peels out.
"Where we going anyway."
"To eat, gotta eat!"
[lololololololol]
[We're fucked lolololol]
[Not kidding, murder might happen today]
[Eun-byeol we had fun, I'll never forget ㅠㅠㅠㅠ]
[Crazy bitches won't spill lolololol]
Chats just laughs, no answers.
These guys this united?
Kept asking no reply, made dumb talk. Hour later, buildings thinning out.
Gotta go this far for food?
Parks in some lot suddenly.
"Pa-Park! Out out!"
Parked, got out. Where's this?
"Where are we. Said food."
Even after arriving, she hangs head guilty, no answer.
Looked around myself. Sign in distance.
-Hiking Trail Info Center-
Brain froze seeing sign. No way?
Turned to Eun-byeol. Sees me see sign, awkward smile.
Guess I'm hiking with Eun-byeol now.
"A date, my ass, you fucking bitch."