Summoning the Strangler Armored Car
“People in the city, listen up! This is Ma Chenbin, the founder of Jiang City Survivor First Shelter—the great and glorious leader of human survivors!”
The young man, protected by layers of guards, finished speaking, and everyone in the convoy erupted in cheers.
Xiao Yi, watching through the three-eyed crow, got a clear view of Ma Chenbin's face.
The guy was about twenty-three or twenty-four, with long hair parted in the middle and a handsome face, but he had a skull tattoo on his left cheek.
He gave off the vibe of a typical punk rich kid.
Still, his build was impressive—muscles bulging all over, tall and burly.
And he must have trained in martial arts; otherwise, just gym work wouldn't give him such perfectly proportioned physique.
“Looks like these idiots' brains aren't working right anymore,” Shen Tingting said with a hint of disdain. Faced with this spectacle, she didn't show the slightest fear.
“These guys are way too chuunibyou. What the hell are they even doing?” Tang Ningning pushed up her glasses, chuckling like she was watching monkeys at the zoo.
“Noobs who don't court death won't die.” Li Wan Ning summed it up. To the women, this whole massive show of force challenging Xiao Yi was just suicide.
Whether it was absolute faith in Xiao Yi's strength or total security in the City of Sin, the girls acted completely unfazed, even cracking jokes and laughing.
They didn't give this huge display a second thought.
“People in the city, listen up! I'm giving you five minutes to surrender your weapons, open the gates, and welcome our sacred and great Liberation Army. Only then might you keep your dog lives! Otherwise, we'll flatten your shitty city! No mercy! Women become slaves, men get fed to the zombies!” Ma Chenbin bellowed on arrogantly, utterly fearless.
In their eyes, with their power, crushing Xiao Yi's little shelter was a piece of cake!
A six-meter-high wall of concrete bricks and tiles? No way it could withstand a full-speed ram from their reinforced mixer trucks with steel bars and thick wooden spikes!
Once the walls and that weird giant crossbow on top were breached, their guns and overwhelming numbers would steamroll everyone inside!
This force could bulldoze the creepy city in front of them!
It was a conquest! A slaughter!
Ma Chenbin riled up his men passionately: “Veni, vidi, vici!”
This was the famous dispatch from Gaius Julius Caesar to the Roman Senate after defeating King Pharnaces II of Pontus at the Battle of Zela.
In Chinese: I came, I saw, I conquered!
“Fucking retard!” Xiao Yi flipped them off from afar.
“You bastard! Ungrateful piece of shit! Get ready to die!” Ma Chenbin roared into the megaphone, furious: “Everyone prepare! Flatten this shelter for me! Kill all the men inside! The women—we all share 'em!”
“Kill! Kill! Kill!” The young thugs in the convoy cheered wildly.
Xiao Yi had no time for these morons. He leaped down from the wall, landed in an open space, and said to the system, “System, summon the Strangler Armored Car for me!”
Strangler Armored Car: A heavily armored combat vehicle with immense power, capable of withstanding attacks from B-grade zombies or lower. The ultimate ride for the City of Sin lord. Price: 300 End Coins.
Summoning Strangler Armored Car...
Consuming 300 End Coins...
Host automatically gains Driving Skill for Strangler Armored Car.
"A thousand roads, but dominance rules them all. Drive like an asshole, make your enemies bawl."
"Doomsday City System warmly reminds host: When driving the Strangler Armored Car, do NOT follow the rules."
As the electronic voice finished, a steel garage rose slowly from the empty ground.
Its massive steel doors slammed down, and a brand-new armored vehicle gleaming with metallic sheen rolled out slowly.
This was a genuine tracked armored car!
Size-wise, it rivaled a large concrete mixer truck, covered head to toe in thick, rugged armor, with tank-like tracks at the base.
Those tracked wheels could handle any terrain.
The entire vehicle was sealed in armor, and at the front was a row of roller-style iron spikes!
That shredding apparatus must be where the "Strangler" name came from.
Xiao Yi felt like he'd been enlightened, instantly mastering the driving techniques in his mind.
“Master! Their mixer trucks are lining up and heading our way!” Li Wan Ning shouted down from the wall.
Outside the city, two concrete mixers and two dump trucks turned side by side toward the City of Sin, engines roaring as they began accelerating slowly.
Momentum building like a rainbow!
Intimidation through action!
Xiao Yi hopped onto the Strangler Armored Car, flipped open the hatch, and climbed in.
The gates of the City of Sin slowly creaked open...
“Are they surrendering?” A silver-haired girl yelled excitedly at Ma Chenbin. “Their gates are opening!”
“Hahaha! These cowards dared to fight Jiang City First Shelter?! They killed our guys—surrender or not, they die!” Ma Chenbin's face twisted into a mad, savage grin, domineering as he bellowed at the poised convoy: “Everyone get ready! Today we slaughter the city—men die without mercy, women we capture for...”
Before Ma Chenbin could finish his bravado, a massive, imposing black armored war machine radiating heavy metal menace rolled out from the wide-open gates!
“I... fu... ck... your... mom...” Ma Chenbin swallowed hard, stupefied. “What the fuck is that? A super-heavy armored car? This shit's modded way too insanely!”
“What the hell is this guy's deal? Where'd he get an armored car? Military?” The tattooed guy poked his head out of his vehicle, staring in terror at the Strangler Armored Car emerging from the gates.
“Holy shit! What's that thing on the front of the armored car?!”
“That's a fucking pervert version of an armored car, right?!”
The young punks who'd been strutting on the dump trucks exploded in panic. Their arrogant smirks turned to sheer horror in an instant.