God's Proxy
A while back, after battling that villain Arnot, I was struck anew by just how powerful my divine authority truly is. Back then, I didn't fully grasp it, but now that some time has passed, I know exactly what I'm capable of. The knowledge surfaced naturally, like a skill I'd always known but had forgotten after too long away.
Now that I've unlocked every aspect of my powers, I can say it with certainty: there's no awakener on Earth stronger than me. God was spot on—no one here can catch up to me. I'm the world's strongest, plain and simple.
But who the hell picks a fight with the top dog? You're toast.
"Wh-what the fuck? What the hell is that?"
The ugly bastard's fireball didn't even graze me—it fizzled out in midair. He stammered in panic.
Intoxicated by such paltry power, thou hast invited thine own ruin.
"Wh-what the hell are you saying, you crazy bitch..!"
Once I activate my powers, my body transforms. My black hair shifts to a silvery gold. My petite 140cm frame stretches to nearly 180cm, curves blooming into glamorous perfection in an instant. My clothes become priestly robes fit for a goddess, adorned with ornate yet simple golden epaulets. A massive halo blooms behind my head. My eyes swirl with golden light, cognition sharpening dramatically. That golden aura lets me peer into the karma of living beings—how righteously or wickedly they've lived.
And this guy in front of me? Thick, dark smoke poured from him. A villain through and through. Not just a petty crook—a filthy life stained with countless sins.
As God's proxy, I shall personally claim thy worthless, loathsome life.
The first wing born from activating the Wings of Divinity's Judgment power lived up to its name—it was specialized for slaying foes. Natural disasters, heavenly bolts, whatever—it could unleash any attack imaginable. True judgment.
"Wh-what's happening??? Wh-wh-what??"
The guy flailed and stuttered, but his powers had long since vanished. My golden aura weakens abilities proportional to their karma's darkness. Scum like him drop to civilian levels just standing near me.
Unleash.
A single massive bolt of lightning—straight out of divine retribution—crashed down on the scum's position. KABOOM!!! Just like last time, no trace left behind.
..What a wretched sight.
Downtown, civilians everywhere—I reined in my power this time, avoiding a massive crater like before. Still, surveying the damage... it was a mess.
"...Urgh.."
"Help..!"
"The fire, put out the fire..!"
The trash's stray fireballs had caused more trouble than expected. The fallout hit the civilians hard.
...
I paused, then called out without hesitation.
Awaken, O sacred second wing!
With those words, a second pair of wings unfurled from my back. The domineering golden aura shifted. Still radiant, but now like a mother's warm embrace. For the suffering lambs in chaos around me, I lent a gentle power.
Grace.
Shaaa—
Golden mist spread wide from me at the center.
"Mom.. Mom.. Huh? Mom? You okay?"
"Ur..gh.. Huh? My wounds.."
"The injuries are healing.."
"Y-you okay....?"
The mist healed every wound it touched, invigorating life in all it reached.
...
I gazed blankly at the joyful crowd for a moment, then spotted people rushing over from afar. Probably from the Hunter Management Bureau.
Time to return.
That was enough. No deaths, all injuries healed. I'd personally crushed the trash—no further issues. With that thought, I released my power, picturing home. A familiar glow enveloped me.
"...Hoo."
When I opened my eyes, the divine might had faded. I stood before my computer. Then the emotional tidal wave hit.
'Ah, why do I keep calling them scum.. scum...!'
Transformed, I turn way too arrogant. No hesitation killing villains? Fine. But seriously...
'...It's so damn chuunibyou...!!'
Hitting my limit, I clutched my flushing face and rolled across the living room floor endlessly.
...To forget.
If anyone heard that, it'd be eternal blanket-kick material...
"...But I feel like I forgot something."
I had a reason to head out, right...? Nah.
'If it's important, it'll come back later.'
Grrrowl—
Brushing it off, I heeded my stomach and grabbed instant ramen from the kitchen.
"Hmm... Grab a triangle kimbap too?"
The thought made my mouth water. I headed to the nearby convenience store by the university district.
What's the worst that could happen?
Video's from inside the department store looking out the window while shopping. Heard bangs outside, looked, and boom—that shitshow. Can't see super clear but caught it all. Psycho blasting fireballs in terror, then a woman appears outta nowhere and insta-kills him. See the lightning strike? Hurt my eyes watching, thought I'd go blind. She looks around, says something (too far, can't hear well). Then some powder/mist spreads, heals everyone dying. Turns to light and vanishes. Thought I was dreaming.
Other posts had no audio, mine's clear af. Check it ---
'Wh-what the fuck? What the hell is that?'
'Intoxicated by such paltry power, thou hast invited thine own ruin.'
'Wh-what the hell are you saying, you crazy bitch..!'
'As God's proxy, I shall personally claim thy worthless, loathsome life.'
'Wh-what's happening??? Wh-wh-what??"
'Unleash.'
(Lightning crash)
'What a wretched sight.'
'Grace.'
(Murmurs)
'Time to return.'
(Silence)
--- Saw it? 'God's Proxy'—bow down.
Department Store Terror: 0 Deaths, All Severe Injuries Healed
Management Bureau: "Situation resolved by unidentified awakener intervention"
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