It feels good.
It feels happy.
It feels thrilling.
It was almost pathetic that my pathetic brain could only come up with these three words to express ecstasy.
Yeah, fighting one-on-one is just incredibly fun.
My heart is pounding wildly. The boiling sense of elation proves my reason for existing. The sensation of being alive floods through my entire body.
—Ah.
That’s it.
This is exactly why I can’t quit Celt of Heroes.
—Heh.
A laugh slipped out on its own. A little hum rose in my throat without me even realizing.
Before the afterglow of victory could even fade, I opened the gallery and checked the next batch of applications.
While I’d been in the middle of that last match, countless new posts had already flooded the screen.
It was already past halfway through the page.
—Ah. I’m so happy. Yeah, I guess this is what people usually call happiness. I’m not entirely sure, but it must be.
If only this many people had shown up a few months ago. I should’ve tried this method sooner.
Swish— swish—
…Okay, this was the last one… so next is… this person?
Let’s check their tier, shall we?
Tap. Tap tap.
…Oh ho.
……Looks like I’m in for some real fun after a long time.
— SkyLily
Title: 1v1 Applications Open
{ Nick: SkyLily — Advantage not required }
— Anonymous
Holy shit a Challenger just entered the gallery lmao lmao lmao
— Anonymous
At this point even Challengers are showing up
— Anonymous
Wait why is the average level of this gallery so high today?
↳ Anonymous
People from the neighboring Celt gallery must’ve heard the news and rushed over
↳ Anonymous
This is seriously the most embarrassing Celt In-game Gallery out there…
— Anonymous
Challenger-nim, please smash that fucking idiot’s head in for us…
↳ Anonymous
Same here bro, please crack that bastard’s skull
↳ Anonymous
Still, even if it’s a Challenger, they should at least be able to beat a Master, right?
⭐ Top Comment
— FurWheelSlayer
qwer1234 qwer1234
— FurWheelSlayer
Good work. That was fun.
— Anonymous
Holy shit lol the skill gap is actually speechless
— Anonymous
What the hell did I just watch?
— Anonymous
Wait what the fuck is going on??????
↳ Anonymous
This person has always been able to beat Challengers in 1v1s
↳ Anonymous
Then why the hell is she a Master?
— Anonymous
??????????????????????????????????
— SkyLily
I got cocky… I’m sorry.
Celt of Heroes.
A game where you pick from various heroes, push the lanes, defeat enemies, and destroy the enemy nexus to win.
Because of that, it’s fundamentally a 5v5 team game.
And in games like this, pure one-on-one matches rarely happen outside the very early game.
In solo queue, you’re constantly interrupted by dungeon runners popping out of the dungeon on the solo lane, so you can never have a clean contest of pure strength.
Even so, I wanted to experience perfect, flawless 1v1s in Celt of Heroes.
That’s why I always set up 1v1s with some kind of stake on the line.
I’d post on the Celt In-game Gallery offering chicken or other prizes for 1v1 matches and just keep waiting.
After negotiating with the mods, I was allowed to post once every twenty minutes.
I didn’t want to cause another bloodbath either, so I agreed to those terms.
That month-long all-out war had been pretty exhausting even for me.
Well, posting more often didn’t necessarily mean more people would show up anyway, so it didn’t really matter.
Normally there were at most five people. Sometimes only one. Occasionally there were days when not a single person challenged me all day.
On days with no results, I would fall asleep feeling incredibly depressed. It was so sad that I once ate five whole chocolate bars in one night.
But today was different. I had already played against at least ninety people. A lot of them were rematches too, so the actual number of games was beyond imagination.
My happiness level had shot through the roof.
If I had to pick the starting point of my life, this moment might be it.
At a time like this, someone might say:
If you like 1v1 so much, why not just play a fighting game?
Why insist on 1v1 inside a 5v5 game?
My answer to that is… fighting games just aren’t my thing. I tried a few and got bored right away.
Sorry.
📰 Gallery Post
[ㅇㅇ] Title: Just now — Challenger vs FurWheelSlayer Legend jpg
The Challenger who boldly declared a match with no advantage.
(Gif of FurWheelSlayer’s Lulu aggressively pouring on attacks)
(Gif of FurWheelSlayer’s Lulu perfectly parrying every fierce strike from the Challenger)
(The Challenger’s character lying coldly on the ground)
Fought well but only managed to shave off half health before dying.
(Screenshot of the Challenger’s “I got cocky… I’m sorry” comment)
They felt the wall and immediately apologized.
— Anonymous
Holy shit, does this even make sense?
— Anonymous
Is this girl really a Master?
↳ Anonymous
Ahem! (Former) Grand Master right here!
— Anonymous
Did this bastard really lose to a Silver?
↳ HouseCatIsGraceful
I tried it myself. The Silver who beat that guy has Challenger-level mechanics, at least top 200.
↳ Anonymous
It’s definitely a smurf account lol
— Anonymous
This is the Celt of Heroes In-game Discussion Gallery, so why the hell is this kind of bait floating around?
↳ Anonymous
You only been on DC for a day or two?
↳ Anonymous
It’s the In-game Discussion Gallery, so of course this kind of bait appears?
↳ Anonymous
For real, why would you talk about the actual game in the Celt In-game Gallery? Are you stupid?
↳ Anonymous
If you’re not gonna talk about the game then please fuck off back to your main Celt gallery
↳ Anonymous
The one who should fuck off is you, the shit-stirring troll who keeps derailing the Celt In-game Gallery with in-game talk lol
↳ Anonymous
This is driving me insane lol
— Anonymous
Did she really parry every single one of those?
— Anonymous
Wow, how many frames was that spear spin parry?
↳ Anonymous
lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao lmao
— Anonymous
Wait, she parried all of that with 3 frames?
↳ Anonymous
And that Challenger was even using attack feints and heavy mind games the whole time…
↳ Anonymous
At this point isn’t she just using a parry hack?
↳ Anonymous
Rantel ran into her in solo queue once, got completely destroyed, and analyzed all the replays. Conclusion was that it wasn’t hacks.
— Anonymous
Who the hell is this guy clipping all these gifs? Doesn’t he have anything better to do?
↳ Anonymous
The naked dogeza from the Celt bunny girl is a serious matter, you know?
↳ Anonymous
Is it really okay to be acting like this in the in-game gallery?
↳ Anonymous
Then what is it if not in-game? Does a Challenger Goro losing to a Master Lulu look like out-of-game to you?
↳ Anonymous
When else are we poor lonely Celt In-game Gallery virgins gonna get to play games with a girl? Just let us have this.
— Anonymous
But why does the Spear Knight keep using parry like that?
↳ Anonymous
Parry is a skill. Success resets cooldown. Failure puts it on 15-second cooldown.
↳ Anonymous
Holy shit; that’s just a broken OP character.
↳ Anonymous
Not quite OP. The parry window is a pathetic 3 frames, so even if you block once or twice, there aren’t many people who can play while perfectly reading every motion-feint skill like that.
↳ Anonymous
No matter how much Lulu got nerfed into a dismembered mess, the parry reset is still famous, right? If you lived through the nightmare of her release you’d know.
↳ Anonymous
She’s a Sword Saint main so the kids still don’t know the skills well…
↳ Anonymous
The Spear Knight is an extreme parry-focused character, so if you miss even one parry you can’t do anything and just explode.
— FurWheelSlayer
Title: 1v1 Applications Closed —————
It’s getting late, so I’ll only accept applications under this post.
— Anonymous
This girl has been doing 1v1s for ten straight hours now
↳ Anonymous
She’s hardcore. For real;
↳ Anonymous
I think the disgusting sexual frustration of the guys who’ve been spamming 1v1 challenges for ten hours straight over a single photo is even more impressive
— Anonymous
Wait, she’s still going?
— Anonymous
Teacher… why are you doing this…
— Anonymous
What the hell are the mods doing instead of banning this guy? Did she send them a masturbation video telling them not to ban her?
↳ 🟦
If I had received one I wouldn’t feel wronged
↳ 🟦
The head mod said to just let her be today
↳ Anonymous
If you mess with FurWheelSlayer she’ll catch every single mod-off hour for a whole month and nuke the gallery with VPN accounts, so they’re probably just letting her have today.
↳ Anonymous
The state of gallery management is actually hilarious lol
↳ Anonymous
The best terrorist negotiator on the internet www
↳ Anonymous
This is so fucking stupid. I’m seriously posting a motion of no confidence against the head mod tomorrow.
↳ Anonymous
There’s no tournament today anyway so there’s nothing to talk about in the in-game gallery. It’s not like anyone’s posting porn or gore. Can’t we just let this one happening slide for a day?
↳ Anonymous
Head mod’s alt account?
↳ Anonymous
Happening my ass lol it’s your mom
↳ 🟦
Just endure it for one day guys… I’m sorry… I want to live too… that one month was actual hell…
— Anonymous
Fuck off to another gallery and do your 1v1s there you piece of shit. Stop shitting up the gallery. How many hours has this bullshit been going on?
↳ Anonymous
This is the Celt of Heroes In-game Discussion Gallery so we’re discussing in-game stuff. Got a problem?
↳ Anonymous
Lmao immediate mom insult
↳ Anonymous
This is the average intelligence of people who want to talk about the actual game lol
↳ Anonymous
Sigh, fuck it. Maybe I should just leave the gallery.
↳ Anonymous
I should leave the gallery (reopens Celt In-game Gallery out of habit less than ten minutes later)
↳ Anonymous
Your mom, you fucking idiot
↳ Anonymous
(chipi chipi miku con)
↳ Anonymous
(miku con nodding)
↳ Anonymous
(miku con shaking head)
— Anonymous
AHHHHHHHHH PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just give me one photo please!!!!!!!!!!!! Pleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleaseplease
↳ Anonymous
This gay guy needs to go to the hospital first
↳ Anonymous
Yeah this one actually seems pretty serious
— Anonymous
Weird, I swear she was already doing this when I checked around lunchtime.
— Anonymous
If you’re gonna leave at least show us your chest before you go
↳ Anonymous
(heyy heyy Lulu con)
↳ Anonymous
I’d like it lower, please…
↳ Anonymous
These guys think they can’t catch Thor or something…
— Anonymous
Why won’t she show us
— Anonymous
Fucking bitch show us your pussy and leave
— Anonymous
So in the end nobody beat her?
— Anonymous
This bitch is just farming aggro without even planning to show anything. Tsk.
↳ Anonymous
If you’re so mad you should’ve won the 1v1 lol
↳ Anonymous
How the hell are we supposed to beat that, you idiot
↳ Anonymous
Yeah that’s fair~