Naked Dogeza
The title lit up the screen in bold letters: So, is this real?
From the DC Inside galleries, where people had been grilling for days and days over chicken bets and 1v1 challenges, the frenzy was at its peak. The infamous Celt of Heroes community chat exploded with debate. For years they had been throwing down 1v1 matches over chicken, and the chaos had been nonstop.
The host of this particular thread was a total troublemaker who had been stirring things up non-stop. They called themselves the former Grand Master, current Master of the Furl-Slaying, and everyone knew them for their crazy over-the-top aggro.
They were the creator of the new OP class called 창술가 루루, and now they were hyping up another legendary class, the blade-master Go-ro, who everyone was calling the next big thing after the previous ones. But this guy was just a total scam. They kept feeding people bullshit about how insanely strong he was, all the while baiting people with their own stories.
Then, out of nowhere, the mysterious Silver-tier player stepped up to challenge him. The master, the one who could probably get a brain-dead patient out of a coma with just a few finger movements, got absolutely demolished. He had to declare the Naked Dogeza as his penalty.
He actually lost to a random Silver-tier nobody. And he just disappeared from the server like a coward, but this crazy person posted the proof right in the main gallery.
Of course everyone thought the victim was just some crippled, disabled idiot. But it turned out the guy was actually a woman.
The comments poured in like rain.
“Haha, you bastards, you have to hit harder.”
“I already knew it lol.”
“Ah… just… ‘God’ bear.”
“Surprisingly, everything is true.”
The thread was full of replies, but they were all over the place. One guy asked where the damn photo was. Another said it was chopped off right after it posted.
“Why the hell would you cut it?! I want to see it too!!!”
“Haha, I saw it, damn.”
“You absolute bastards.”
“But it wasn’t even visible.”
“Well, because the angle was from above, not from the ground. So her hair was covering everything.”
“I thought I saw nothing at all when I looked.”
“Can you even call that a naked dogeza? It was completely hidden.”
The original poster, Furl-Slaying, finally jumped in: “Can you tell me your nickname?”
The guy from the other side just typed “?”
Then “O”
Then “Woa, it’s real?”
“Gallery god lol.”
“A day’s worth of life” was the reply that showed up next, with the username HEREDOC<제 닉이에요!!!!!!!! 이기면 사진 보여주시나요??????
The master player finally logged on and said, “qwer1234, come in qwer1234.”
“And since your tier is Platinum, I’ll give you five Advantage hits to start.”
“Haha, game on.”
The duel began, and the master player was wiping the floor with him. No mercy, no stopping. The Silver player was getting absolutely demolished.
“Ah!!!!!!! You fucking bastard!!!”
The comments were exploding again. “Hahahahahaha.”
“Ah, please, one more time! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please!!!”
“What the hell is this kid’s problem?”
“The lust of men is really scary, yeah…”