The Dungeon of the Receptionist
Lily stared up at the massive shaft looming over her head, her face flushed with excitement. "What is this...♥ It smells unbelievably delicious...♥"
As if eager to explore its massive, unknown dimensions, she carefully grasped Ted's dick with both hands. "You're going to... punish me, right...? Sir Ted?"
"Of course I have to punish you. You said some very naughty things, after all. You brought this on yourself."
At that moment, Ted's dick reacted violently inside Lily's hands, swelling and evolving into the Mega Neo Armstrong Cannon.
"I-It's getting even bigger...?! Is... is something like this actually going to fit inside me...??"
"It fits surprisingly well."
Ted slipped his hands under the arms of the astonished Lily and hoisted her up effortlessly. Then he said,
"Since we have people waiting, I'll make this quick. We'll wrap this up in exactly ten minutes."
"Five times longer... than my ex-boyfriend...? R-Really?"
Lily asked, her face filled with deep emotion. To be this thrilled over a mere ten minutes, her ex-boyfriend must have truly been a two-minute wonder.
"I could go on for hours, but I only do that when my schedule is clear."
The moment Ted said those words, Lily's face lit up with joy.
"Wait! Actually, I got permission from Laila earlier. You don't have to worry about the time at all."
"Oh? So that's what that little stunt earlier was all about..."
"S-So, even if it's just two more minutes... could we make it twelve...?"
"An hour."
Lily's eyes went wide. She looked utterly dumbfounded, as if struggling to process what she had just heard.
"A-An entire hour...? You're going to make love to me... thirty times longer than my ex-boyfriend...?"
Lily swallowed hard. "Thank you, Sir Ted... My lifelong wish is finally coming true..."
Ted positioned Lily right over his massive shaft. Then, he lightly tapped the head of his dick against her tightly closed slit.
"Ahhn...!"
Lily licked her lips, her expression turning wild with arousal.
"The dungeon known as your pussy seems to be locked. How do I open it?" Ted asked, leaning in close.
Lily looked up at him with an ecstatic, dreamy gaze. "T-To enter this dungeon... a k-k-kiss is required."
"Simple enough."
Mwah. Ted leaned in the rest of the way, pressing his lips firmly against hers.
"Huh?! Wait, why does it taste so good?!" Lily suddenly pulled back, her eyes wide with shock.
"No way... How can something taste this good? If I get addicted to this...♥ I'll never be able to go back to normal!♥"
Smooch, slurp, kiss. Feeling her mind and body melt under the warmth of Ted's soft tongue, Lily passionately tangled her tongue with his.
Lily's tongue tastes amazing too. I guess that's the power of a professional receptionist.
The longer they kissed, the more wet, viscous nectar began to seep from Lily's folds. A thick drop of arousal pooled at the seam of her tightly closed labia and—drip—fell directly onto the head of Ted's shaft, stretching into a sticky, silver thread.
"Haa... haa... My dungeon... is finally ready to open."
Lily's eyes had already dilated into dazed hearts. "Look... look right here."
Lily slowly slid her hands down past her navel. Reaching her destination, she parted her outer lips with her fingers, peeling open the entrance of her deeply sealed dungeon.
The glistening, slick passage of the cavern was laid bare. Her dungeon was fully open.
"Please... thrust your divine grace deep inside me, Sir Ted..."
"Brace yourself. I'm going to make you forget your ex-boyfriend ever existed."
"Haa... haa... Yes! Please!"
Squuelch! Ted plunged his Mega Neo Armstrong Dick deep into the cavernous dungeon without hesitation.
"Ahhn!♥" Lily shrieked, her body shuddering at the sheer, unprecedented scale stretching her open.
"Are you ready to get warm?"
"W-Warm?" Lily tilted her head in confusion.
"Didn't you say you wanted to be my urinal?"
"Ahhn...!" Thrilled by his words, Lily's walls clamped down in an involuntary, desperate squeeze.
But with his massive shaft already occupying every inch of her, her dungeon couldn't possibly close; it only squeezed tighter around the thick pillar.
"Yes! Please, I beg you, do it!"
"Brace yourself. You're going to pay a heavy price for provoking me."
Without holding back, Ted unleashed the hot torrent he had been saving up.
Ssssshhhhhh!
"Hnnngh!♥" As the powerful, high-pressure stream blasted directly from his massive shaft, Lily's entire body seized up in a violent spasm.
"Ahhh!♥ I-It's incredible... What I've only ever dreamed of... is finally filling me up...!"
Lily was overwhelmed with pure bliss as she felt her womb rapidly ballooning with his hot urine.
Watching her squirm in ecstasy, a sudden realization dawned on Ted.
Her ex-boyfriend had been a premature ejaculator who lasted a mere two minutes. Perhaps she had developed this bizarre fetish of wanting someone to pee inside her just to simulate a longer, warmer filling to make up for her ex's shortcomings.
Yes, her ex definitely hadn't dumped her—he had run for his life. The only man capable of handling a woman this extreme was Ted, the ultimate avatar of degeneracy.
"My tummy... it's so full and warm inside... Is this... what it feels like to get pregnant?♥"
Absolutely not, you lunatic. How can you say something so unhinged with a straight face?
Lily clung to Ted, pressing her lips to his again. As they shared several deep, sloppy kisses, Ted carried her over to the urinal. Her internal cavity had been thoroughly flooded. Now, it was time to let it all out.
"Your insides are sloshing with my piss."
"Ahhn...! I can feel it sloshing around... I'm so incredibly happy..."
"You really are a massive degenerate."
"I am... I'm a total pervert... and you're the only one who would ever accept me like this, Sir Ted. Ahhn...!"
Keeping his thick shaft buried deep inside her, Ted spun Lily around 180 degrees. The porcelain urinal now loomed directly in front of her.
"We need to get to the main event, so I'm done playing along with your little warm-up. It's time to empty you out."
"Haa... haa...!" Reduced to breathless panting, Lily stared down at her crotch with a look of sheer, unadulterated arousal.
And then, Ted pulled his massive dick out.
Splaasssh! The hot urine that had been bottled up inside her sprayed out into the urinal with incredible force.
"Let's get every last drop out." Ted lightly pressed down on her lower abdomen.
"Hnnnnngh!♥" Lily's body shuddered and trembled violently under the pressure. Squirrrrt! A geyser of hot, sweet squirt blasted from her cute, tiny urethra, joining the golden stream.
"Haaah... ah... ahhn..." Lily slumped forward, resting her head against Ted's shoulder in a daze of pure satisfaction. "It feels so good... This is... the absolute best..."
Showing off her incredible flexibility, she spun herself back around to face him and wrapped her arms tightly around his neck. As she did, the remaining hot squirt still leaking from her drenched Ted's chest.
"What do you think you're doing? You're getting me filthy."
"I'm sorry... Please punish me more..."
Switching back to polite speech only when it suited her—she was definitely doing this on purpose.
"You're doing this on purpose. You're just planning to use a cleaning item or magic to wash it off anyway, aren't you?"
"Mm... bingo... Believe it or not, I was actually a B-rank mage before I became a receptionist. No matter how messy we get, I can clean us up with a single spell... haa... haa..."
Ted was genuinely taken aback. A former B-rank adventurer? That meant she was highly competent. She was an incredibly powerful woman in her own right.
While she was nowhere near the level of a legendary hero and archmage like Eileen, she could still easily wipe the floor with low-grade adventurers using a single finger.
And yet, this formidable former adventurer was currently nothing more than a helpless, squirming toy impaled on Ted's massive shaft.
The sheer contrast sent a thrill of intense arousal straight to his groin.
Squeeze!
"Ahhn...!" Ted grabbed a handful of Lily's plump ass and squeezed hard.
"Just how long do you plan on being my sex friend?"
"Now that I've tasted this... I could never look at another man again... I want to be your sex friend for the rest of my life, Sir Ted... Please, just don't ever cast me aside..."
Lily wrapped her legs tightly around his waist, clinging to him like a lifeline. She began grinding her hips obscenely, searching for the tip of his shaft. She looked absolutely ravenous, desperate to swallow his massive dick back down into her depths.
"Good girl. Since you're begging so nicely, I guess I'll just have to keep you as my toy forever."
Saying something so degrading actually took a bit of effort for Ted. It was a pretty harsh thing to say, but having realized Lily was an absolute degenerate, he decided to play along with her specific kinks. He had been prepared to apologize immediately if she took offense, but...
"Ahhn...! Yes~♥ Please, do whatever you want with me for the rest of my life!♥"
As expected, she was a lost cause. She was absolutely thrilled by the degradation.
Perfect. Just as I thought.
As an aspiring harem king, Ted made it a point to cater to the unique tastes of every woman he claimed. Lily's kinks were exceptionally extreme, but if this dominant, degrading approach was what worked...
I guess I'll just have to keep playing the ruthless master whenever I'm with Lily.
However, he made a mental note never to include her in group sessions with the other girls—especially Susia, who preferred women. Lily's fetishes were so incredibly extreme that he was genuinely terrified she might mentally corrupt the others if they ever shared a bed.
Yeah, Lily is strictly a one-on-one partner...
"Ahhn... found it..."
After grinding her hips in the air for a while, Lily finally managed to align her entrance with the tip of Ted's shaft. Just as she was about to slide down and swallow him whole once more—
"Now, now. Are you really going to start the main event without casting your cleaning spell first?"
Ted's teasing voice made Lily freeze. She looked up at him, her eyes shining with a mixture of anticipation and raw arousal.
"Haa... haa... I'm sorry for being so filthy. Please... punish this naughty girl...♥"
"Indeed. I think a 'cold punishment' is in order."
Ted carried Lily over to the sink and sat her down on the edge. Then, reaching into his inventory, he pulled out a rubber hose that he usually kept for utility purposes during his adventures. He attached one end of the hose to the faucet and turned the tap all the way up to test the pressure.
Ssssshhhh! A powerful, icy stream of water blasted out of the nozzle.
"S-Sir Ted... Is that hose... by any chance...?" Lily's cheeks flushed crimson as she stared at the hose with breathless anticipation.
Meeting her expectations perfectly, Ted let out a low smirk, fully leaning into his role as the cruel master.
"It's exactly what you're hoping for. We need to make sure your insides are squeaky clean, don't we?"