An Ever-Growing Obsession with My Massive Cannon (3)
The restroom—a place where cleanliness and filth coexist in perfect harmony. In this strangely transgressive space, Ted felt a sudden spike of tension. The reason was simple: a beautiful guild receptionist had just slipped into the men's restroom while he was alone and locked the door.
'I knew it...' Ted swallowed hard. Lily, the receptionist at the Adventurer Guild, had openly flashed her white panties to tempt him earlier. It seemed she was actually going to go through with it.
'Still, I never imagined she’d actually march right into the men's restroom and lock the door.'
Lily walked right up to the urinal next to Ted and stopped. Then, she stared straight at the massive dick he had pulled out of his zipper to relieve himself.
"...It's twice as long as my ex-boyfriend's hard-on."
"T-Thank you...?"
"And it's not even hard yet... Twice as long even when flaccid. Laila really snagged herself an incredible boyfriend..."
'To whoever that ex-boyfriend is, my condolences for the brutal comparison. I'm sorry, but my Neo Armstrong Cannon really is in a league of its own.'
This was the power of superior genetics passed down through his lineage.
Lily finally tore her eyes away from Ted's dick and looked up at his face.
'Oh, she snapped out of it faster than Eileen did. Eileen couldn't take her eyes off it for the longest time.'
Ted didn't bother covering himself up. Partly because he felt there was no point in hiding it now that she'd already seen it, but also because he was secretly quite proud of his Neo Armstrong Cannon.
"...Ted. Since you have no intention of covering it, can I take that as your permission?"
"Permission for what, exactly?"
"Making a girl say it out loud... You're so wicked."
"Is that really something the person who locked herself in the men's restroom should be saying?"
"Hehe... I guess you're right. Yeah, I'm the wicked, dirty one here."
Lily looked back down at Ted's Neo Armstrong Dick. It was still in its flaccid, un-evolved state.
"To be honest... I did this because I wanted some comfort. I'm sorry."
Lily bowed slightly to apologize, then stood back up and began to explain.
"Actually, my boyfriend dumped me yesterday. We used to bicker all the time, but... this was the first time he actually broke up with me."
Lily went on to complain. Her ex-boyfriend was a total minute-man, always blowing his load in just two minutes flat. And yet, despite being a pathetic rabbit, he had the nerve to brag constantly that no other man could satisfy a woman in bed like he could.
So, in a fit of anger last night, she had brought up Laila's boyfriend. In response, he had yelled, "If my partner were Laila, I could go for hours too!" and dumped her on the spot.
"So... I've decided I'm done with boyfriends. But... but still... I was just so jealous that I couldn't stand it."
Lily's voice grew increasingly flushed with excitement. "When I saw you kissing Laila... I couldn't stop thinking about how you two enjoyed each other for hours..."
Tears welled up in Lily's eyes. "My entire life, I've only ever gotten to enjoy it for two minutes! I don't even know what pleasure beyond two minutes feels like! It's so unfair, and I was so jealous that I just lost control!"
Lily's eyes had already gone completely vacant and crazed. Because she had never been allowed to enjoy sex for more than two minutes, her pent-up desires had accumulated to a dangerous level. Her gaze locked onto Ted's dick like a predator's.
"A girlfriend is a lot of work and pressure, but a sex friend... that's easy and stress-free, right, Ted? Won't you take me in?"
Ted didn't need to think twice before giving his answer.
"A life that only knows two minutes... How tragic."
"T-Then...?"
"The word 'rejection' doesn't exist in my dictionary. I don't turn away those who come to me, and I don't hold back those who wish to leave."
"S-So cool! In that case, I want to be your sex friend, Ted!"
"Very well. Why not? I might as well add another sex friend to the list."
He had already suspected things would turn out this way from the moment she tempted him earlier. He hadn't expected to hear her whole life story, though. She probably shared it because so many men cared about a woman's past. Personally, Ted couldn't care less about a woman's history. Who cared about the past when the present was what truly mattered?
"T-Then... um, Ted... can we start right now?"
Lily swallowed hard, her hand trembling as she reached out toward Ted's dick.
"I've never known a man who can last longer than two minutes... I want you to show me what lies beyond that..."
Just as a heavily panting, utterly aroused Lily was about to close the distance—
"Hold on a second," Ted said, raising a hand to stop her.
"Ah, you want me to start with your hand?" Without a moment's hesitation, Lily began to lick Ted's fingers. The ticklish, warm sensation of her tongue felt quite nice... Wait, no.
"No, no, that's not what I meant. I literally meant 'wait a second.'"
From that single action, Ted realized this woman was far from ordinary. Was this what they called an experienced woman? No. Regardless of experience, it felt like Lily's common sense had completely derailed from the norm.
"I came to the restroom to pee, so please give me a moment." Ted turned back toward the urinal. At that, Lily gasped in panic.
"Ah! Wait, what a waste!"
'A waste? What does she mean?' Ted looked back at Lily. To his astonishment, Lily slid off her white panties right then and there and placed them on the sink.
'Why is she already stripping?' Curious to see what she was up to, Ted watched. Next, Lily unzipped her skirt, slid it off, and placed it on the sink as well.
Just like that, Lily stood completely naked from the waist down in the men's restroom. At the sight, Ted's dick almost surged to life. He had to summon every ounce of mental strength to suppress it. Any man would understand—once a dick gets hard, peeing becomes an absolute nightmare. You have to strain incredibly hard to force it out, which only results in urine splashing everywhere. So, he clenched his teeth and desperately held back his erection.
'What is Lily doing? What's a waste, and why did she tell me to wait?'
"Haa... haa..." Lily panted, staring up at Ted's face. Finally, with a flushed countenance, she revealed her reason.
"If you need to pee... I have a perfectly good toilet right here, Ted..." With a seductive expression, Lily spread her legs shoulder-width apart. She slowly slid her hands down past her belly button, using her fingers to pry open her tightly closed labia majora.
"...!!!" Ted's eyes nearly popped out of his head. Lily's pussy, already glistening and wet, was practically begging for Ted's dick.
"...Haha." Ted let out a dry chuckle. And then—
Dash! Slam! Click! He bolted into the toilet stall right behind him and swiftly locked the door.
"Ah?! Ted! Why are you hiding?!"
Thud! Thud! A panicked Lily pounded heavily on the stall door.
"Of course I'm hiding! No matter how open-minded I am, I'm not going to piss on a woman I just met without any foreplay!"
Lily Asnara. Just how absurd of a woman was she? To possess a level of perversion that could actually startle Ted—Lily was no ordinary pervert; she was a true, certified degenerate.
Thud! Thud! "Ted! Open this door! You already accepted me as your sex friend!"
"I'm not opening it! Even between sex friends, there are lines you don't cross!"
"Why?! My ex-boyfriend refused to do it too!!"
Well, at least it seemed her ex-boyfriend wasn't the one who had trained her into this.
'Which means this is purely Lily's own personal fetish... This woman... is terrifying.'
At that moment, a sudden theory crossed Ted's mind. Could the real reason her ex-boyfriend dumped her be because he couldn't handle her extreme fetishes? Maybe he had used their bickering as a convenient excuse to jump ship.
'Well, only they know the truth.'
Clack. Ted lifted the toilet lid to finally relieve himself. Hearing the sound, Lily grew even more frantic outside the door.
"Wait, Ted!! Seriously, just wait a second!"
"Wait for what? I'm going to do my business."
"No, wait. Think about it. Normally, an opportunity like this only comes once in a lifetime, right?"
'Actually, no. I've already done this with several women.' Though, to be fair, he had never pissed on someone right off the bat without any foreplay.
"This might be the first and last time I ever offer this to you, you know?"
"Perfect. Then we can just have neither a first nor a last time."
Lily seriously needed a reality check. Her ex-boyfriend had definitely run away because of this.
"Ugh..." Lily fell silent. Finally, he could relieve himself in peace. Just as he was about to let it flow—
"If you're going to reject me that hard... now my pride is on the line..." Lily said, her voice dripping with provocation.
"And you call yourself an adventurer. Are you really 'scared' of a little play like this?"
Ted flinched.
"..."
It was a cheap provocation that wouldn't have worked on any other adventurer. However, it was highly effective against Ted. Since his ultimate goal was to become the greatest harem king, he couldn't tolerate being looked down upon as a coward.
"...I'm going to make you apologize for those words."
Slam! Ted threw open the stall door.
"W-Wow, that actually worked..." Lily flinched slightly, her shoulders tensing up.
"Put your hands up."
"Y-Yes..." As Lily raised her hands, Ted grabbed the hem of her top and pulled it over her head in one swift motion. Whoosh! With incredible dexterity, he stripped off her white bra along with it.
With that, Lily, the receptionist of the Adventurer Guild, was left completely naked in the men's restroom, wearing nothing but her shoes.
"Whoa..." Overwhelmed by the sheer absurdity of the situation, Lily's face flushed a deep crimson. She slowly cast her gaze downward.
Rumble... Radiating an almost overwhelming aura, Ted's massive Neo Armstrong Dick surged to its full, towering height.
"I-It's absolutely massive... To think it's this big when it's hard..." Lily swallowed hard and dropped to her knees in front of Ted.
"I'm sorry for calling you a coward, Ted..." Lily murmured, her face flushed with raw excitement as she stared up at the colossal shaft casting a long shadow over her face.
"So... please punish me... punish this bad girl as much as you want, Ted... ♥"