Indulging in Perverted Pleasures, Part 2
Ted held Eileen aloft in his hands.
Specifically, the part of her body resting right against his palm was her pussy.
Touching a hero's pussy directly with my own hand... This is the absolute best!
But he had to put her down now.
Since Eileen had revealed her true identity, he couldn't just keep fondling her pussy.
That's a shame, though.
At that very moment.
...I want to keep touching her pussy!
Finally, Ted suffered the absurd fate of having his brain's control completely hijacked by his dick.
Driven by pure lust, Ted made an incredibly reckless choice that he normally never would have.
It was a suicidal, insane stunt.
Alright! This might be a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. Let's feel up her pussy some more!
It was a magnificent, perverted idea that perfectly illustrated why men have shorter lifespans.
With his brain fully surrendered to his dick, Ted began to act.
"Hmm... It seems I've fallen so deeply for my lovely Eileen's charms that I've started hallucinating."
"Huh?! L-Lovely?! You... you think of me that way?!"
Suspended in the air with his hand firmly cupping her crotch, a flustered Eileen couldn't help but twitch her pussy repeatedly.
With every twitch, Ted felt the vivid, pulsing sensations of her pussy right against his palm.
"And since you're just an illusion anyway... it shouldn't matter what I do to you, right?"
"Huh?!"
Eileen's face filled with shock once more.
"N-No! It does matter! It matters a lot! Just calm down first, you idiot!"
"Alright! Time to feel up this pussy to my heart's content!"
"Noooo?!"
Ted began to busily work his thumb against the hand supporting her crotch.
"Haaah?!"
His thumb slipped past her outer thighs, pressing through the fabric of her panties to rub directly against her clitoris.
"Ahhh~! Wh-what kind of ridiculous thing is an idiot like you doing... Ahhh~!"
It seemed Eileen possessed an incredibly sensitive pussy.
Her back arched like a bow as her body shuddered with light spasms.
"I-I'm real! I'm the real deal! I'm not an illusion! Haaah?! Ah, ahh!"
Flustered beyond belief, Eileen began to panic.
No matter how legendary of a hero she was, she had surely never experienced anything like this, leaving her utterly bewildered.
"Not an illusion? Then this must be a dream, which means I have even more of a right to play with your pussy!"
With that declaration, Ted rubbed and caressed her clitoris through her panties with his thumb.
"It's n-not a dreaaam! Ahhh~! Why are your fingers so damn good at this...?! Ahh!"
Only this morning, he wouldn't have dared to be this bold.
However, after training Yana and Yasa earlier today, Ted's confidence had soared, transforming him into an even more daring pervert.
"If this isn't a dream, then prove it."
Ted applied pressure with his middle finger, pressing firmly against her panties.
Through the fabric, his finger pressed directly against Eileen's anus, sending a jolt of stimulation through her.
Twitch!
"Ahhh~!"
Once again, Ted felt her pussy spasm violently against his palm.
"I-I'm the real Eileen! How else am I supposed to prove it, haah...!"
"If you can't prove it, then this is definitely a dream!"
Ted pinched her clitoris and anus simultaneously with his thumb and middle finger.
"Hiiieee!"
Eileen shuddered violently, and her panties finally began to grow damp.
Wait, if I play my cards right, can I take this to the next level?
Realizing that his fingers were making the hero's pussy wet, Ted felt a surge of intense arousal.
She was a legendary hero, after all. She possessed more than enough power to overpower him in an instant.
Yet, the fact that she wasn't stopping him meant she might not actually hate what was happening.
She had even admitted just a moment ago that his fingerwork was good.
Alright, let's move to the next step! Time to touch her bare pussy!
Just as Ted deftly maneuvered his fingers, preparing to slip them inside Eileen's panties—
"Haah... No more... than that... If my hymen gets damaged, you'll have to die..."
Eileen spoke those chilling words with a flushed, seductive face heavy with arousal.
Instantly, the dick that had hijacked his brain beat a hasty retreat, allowing his rational mind to take over once more.
Wait... what kind of suicidal courage possessed me to pull a perverted stunt like that so boldly?
He had casually done something that could have easily gotten him killed on the spot.
This was the terrifying reality of letting your dick do the thinking.
Blinded by lust, he had committed an act of sheer, unadulterated stupidity.
The only reason he was still breathing was because Eileen had graciously let it slide.
Let's stop here!
If he pushed his luck any further, he would literally be murdered. As disappointing as it was, he had to stop.
"Ahem... Eileen? I'm sorry, I lost my mind for a second."
Ted lowered his arms, letting her feet touch the floor.
But then—
"Huh...? As long as you don't touch my hymen, it's fine, though...?"
Eileen murmured, her eyes hazy with lingering arousal.
She grabbed Ted's wrist and pulled it toward her.
"Haah... Haah..."
Breathing heavily, she began to grind her hips and pelvis against his hand, rubbing her pussy against his palm of her own accord.
Oh? Eileen is totally turned on too!
As expected, even though she could have easily overpowered him, she had willingly let him do it. It was proof that she was a closet pervert who craved naughty things.
At this rate, couldn't they do absolutely everything short of breaking her hymen?
Just as Ted's dick was about to seize control of his brain once more—
"...Ah!"
Unfortunately, Eileen finally snapped back to her senses.
"Th-That was a slip of the tongue!"
Eileen quickly pushed Ted's hand away from her crotch.
She began to fan her bright red face with her hand.
"Y-You got me all worked up, so I lost my head for a second! Seriously... just how many women have you played around with to be that good at fingering?"
Surprisingly, Eileen wasn't angry about what had just happened.
He had gotten incredibly lucky. What he did was easily a capital offense in her book.
He only survived because she had a secret weakness for naughty things.
Eileen... might actually be surprisingly easy...
She had a prickly personality, but she seemed highly susceptible to being swept up in the moment.
Without someone by her side to look after her, she was the type who would easily get conned by bad people.
Come to think of it, Eileen mentioned Selda's name quite a bit.
She seemed completely helpless against Selda, so that woman must act like a reliable older sister, keeping Eileen from getting tricked.
"H-Hmph! Anyway! Now that you've read my diary, you know how I really feel, right? You're still a piece of trash."
Eileen, her face still crimson, quickly changed the subject back to her diary, as if trying to pretend their little tryst had never happened.
"Oh? You're letting me off the hook for that?"
"I-I'm trying to pretend it didn't happen, so why are you bringing it up again?! I'll forgive you, so just shut up, you idiot! I... I enjoyed it too anyway!"
She's an angel.
Eileen truly was his personal angel of lewd fan service.
In that case, he would gladly play along. Thanks to her, he had gotten to fondle a hero's pussy for free.
"Ahem, well then... it's a bit late, but welcome to my room. Make yourself at home, Eileen."
Even though she had snuck in, she was still a guest in his room, so he should at least offer her some tea.
Just as he thought that and prepared to get out of bed—
Ah, right.
Ted suddenly remembered a crucial detail.
He was currently... completely naked from the waist down under the covers, having stripped to masturbate.
"Hmph. I'm starting to regret letting you call me by my name. It feels gross being addressed so familiarly by trash."
Eileen's flushed face was finally starting to cool down.
Now that she was back to insulting him, she seemed to be forgetting her embarrassment.
But that wasn't important right now.
He needed to put his pants on first.
This was bad. Very bad.
He had been gearing up for some "happy time," only to realize Eileen had been watching him the entire time?
Wow, that's actually incredibly hot... No, focus. He needed time to find his discarded pants.
Where the hell are my pants?!
But no matter how much he groped around under the blanket, he couldn't find his pants or underwear.
"Uh... Eileen? There's something I need to tell you."
If he couldn't find his pants, he had no choice but to explain why he couldn't get out of bed.
"Shut up. Trying to make excuses? You're just a coward who only hunts slimes despite having that kind of strength."
"Huh? Oh, that?"
For a second, he forgot what she was talking about. He had been so blissfully distracted by fondling her pussy that the contents of her diary had slipped his mind entirely.
"I'll explain that too, so could you give me a second to speak? I have a bit of a situation here."
"A situation? Ha!"
Eileen sneered at him.
"Do you have any idea how many times I've heard those exact words from countless pieces of trash?"
She was starting to bring up her past.
"I watched a piece of trash who made the exact same excuses abandon his comrades to die and run away. I still regret it to this day."
Ah, so that's why she's been so sensitive with me.
"If an adventurer has no intention of adventuring, then quit. People like you are the ones who end up abandoning their allies and fleeing."
Eileen spat out her insults with a cold, piercing gaze.
Hearing those harsh words while completely naked from the waist down... somehow made it even more arousing.
As a result, his Neo Armstrong Dick throbbed and stood fully erect.
Damn... I didn't know I had a fetish for being insulted by beautiful girls.
At that moment—
"And yet here you are, sitting arrogantly on the bed while a hero lectures you?"
Eileen grabbed the edge of the blanket.
Whoa, stop. Beyond that lies hell.
"Wait! Hold on! Not the blanket...!"
"Shut up! Get down here right now, kneel, and take your lecture!"
Whip!
Eileen violently yanked the blanket away.
And at that exact moment—
Boing—!
Like the trunk of an angry elephant rearing toward the sky, Ted's massive, fully erect dick sprang into Eileen's field of vision.
"...Huh?"
Eileen froze, her mouth hanging slightly open.
Even the world-renowned Archmage Hero was rendered speechless before his proud Neo Armstrong Dick.
This is getting me even more turned on.
"I-It's... humongous..."
Thud.
Dumbfounded, Eileen let go of the blanket and her diary, letting them slip from her hands and clatter to the floor.
"Ah... Wh-what... It's way too lewd..."
Her mind thrown into utter chaos by the sight of Ted's colossal shaft, Eileen's cheeks flushed a deep, burning red.
"I... I need to... lecture you..."
Eileen couldn't tear her eyes away from the Neo Armstrong Dick.
Gulp.
She even swallowed hard, her gaze locked onto his shaft.
As expected, Eileen was a total pervert.
Staring that hard actually makes me feel a little self-conscious.
But now that his Neo Armstrong Dick was out in the open, he had no intention of hiding it.
If nothing else, he was absolutely confident that this magnificent, towering shaft of his was superior to any other.
Besides, it wasn't like he could even cover it with his hands anyway.
"D-Don't... arrogantly sit there... with your dick erect... while listening to my lecture..."
Eileen stubbornly tried to finish her sentence, her eyes still glued to Ted's Neo Armstrong Dick.
Trying to keep up the insults even in this situation.
Heroes really were something else.
Heh...
In that case, he would grant her wish and stand up.
Spring!
Ted stood up abruptly on the bed.
"Eek?!"
Because of the height of the bed, Ted's Neo Armstrong Dick was now positioned directly in front of Eileen's face.
To make matters worse, the momentum caused his massive shaft to bounce slightly up and down.
Taking in the entire sight, a thoroughly flustered Eileen couldn't look away from his dick.

Seeing her reaction, he was absolutely certain. The closet-pervert Eileen was deeply fascinated by dicks. So much so that she was completely losing her mind.
"I-It looks delicious..."
Eileen blurted out those shocking words before she could stop herself.
"...Ah!"
Realizing what she had just said, a panicked Eileen quickly reached out with both hands.
"N-No! That was another slip of the tongue!"
As if trying to block the sight of his dick from her own eyes, she wrapped her cute little hands around his thick glans.
Whoa!
For the first time in his life, a woman was touching his dick with her bare hands. At the warm sensation, Ted's shaft twitched violently.
"Kyaaa?!"
Startled by the raw, pulsing movement of the dick in her hands, Eileen panicked and gripped it even tighter.
Ugh! This feels incredibly good!
"Y-Your dick keeps thrashing around! Make it calm down!"
Giving up on covering the glans, Eileen wrapped both of her hands around the long, thick shaft.
But that was a terrible mistake. Gripping it like that only made her feel its raw power even more vividly.
"Ah... I can feel it throbbing so clearly..."
Eileen's face flushed crimson as her breathing grew increasingly ragged.
She looked far more aroused now than she had earlier.
"What a... magnificent dick..."
Eileen's eyes were completely locked onto his shaft, rendering her blind to everything else.
"It's such a perfect, lewd dick... You... you dirty boy..."
Completely forgetting why she had come here in the first place, Eileen's face melted into that of a female utterly captivated by a male's cock.
"Haah... Haah... You seduced me first, Ted. I-I did nothing wrong."
Eileen squeezed Ted's Neo Armstrong Dick even tighter with both hands.
"When you smell this delicious... of course I'm going to want to eat it..."
Mana gave everyone a unique body odor and taste. And it seemed the scent of Ted's dick was an incredibly delicious fragrance that completely seduced Eileen.
"It's all your fault, Ted... It's your fault for having such a lewd dick..."
Having completely lost her mind to lust, Eileen brought her face close to Ted's shaft.
And then, she slowly began to part her small lips.