Chapter 539
Chapter 539
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 539
Chapter Title: What the Hell is This?
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"You crazy big sis, calm the fuck down!!! Stop it!!"
I yelled at the top of my lungs, desperately trying to hold back Karin as she went berserk trying to rip off Liztina's qipao. No matter what, I couldn't let her cause an even bigger scene here!
Everyone was staring!
If even one person recognized Karin, the rumors would spread like wildfire. Luckily, the weather was cold enough that no martial artists in their training robes were around. If those guys had been here, it would've been total chaos.
"You little shit! Let go! Don't you dare stop me right now!"
"No way!! If you're gonna do it, at least go somewhere else!! What the hell are you doing here, sis!!!"
But there was no way I could stop Karin on my own.
At least with Liztina blocking her attacks, I was barely managing to hold her off by clinging to her. I wasn't sure if I was even helping.
"Y-Yeah! Karin!! Let's do this somewhere else!!! You crazy bitch, let go already!!! Don't you have any shame?! Everyone's staring!!!"
Liztina's face was beet red as she desperately defended against the panty exposure. Her eyes were practically tearing up.
Yeah, let's fight somewhere deserted instead! I was totally on board with that!
"Fine, you fucking bitch!! Hubby! Follow me!"
"W-Wait, Karin!"
>—Whoosh!
Karin, completely consumed by madness, grabbed me and Liztina by the wrists and started marching off. Her monstrous strength dragged me along like a stuffed doll—I couldn't even resist.
"Ka-Karin! It's showing! It's gonna show!! You fucking bitch, let go already!!!"
"Shut up, you slut!"
Even as we were dragged, Liztina clutched the hem of her qipao with one hand, using every ounce of strength to keep her panties from flashing. With both hands occupied, she had no choice but to get pulled along.
What the hell is wrong with the Istvan Guild Masters!
This is all that bitch Liztina's fault!
"Liztina! Why the hell did you do that to me?! This is all because of you! Why make it worse?!"
I scolded Liztina, who was in the same boat as me while being dragged by Karin. If she hadn't spouted all that crap about dicks and whatever, this could've ended quietly!
"Th-That was because this bitch Karin... Fuck! Don't blame me, you asshole!"
"Why not?! It's all your fault, Liztina!"
"I don't know, fuck off! Shut your mouth and calm Karin down!"
"I'm already trying! Karin!"
I tried clinging to Karin's body to slow her down, but she bellowed.
"This bitch giving orders to someone else's man!"
"You're not listening!!!!"
>—Stomp, stomp!
Liztina and I could only get roughly dragged along by Karin.
Resistance was impossible. The gap in our strength was beyond imagination. Karin always acted all meek in bed, but in reality, she was a hundred times stronger than me.
"Eek! Please stop already, you vulgar bitch!!! I'll walk on my own two feet!!! Stop!!!"
Liztina half-sobbed her pleas to Karin, but she showed no mercy.
How far was she planning to go?! People were staring! We needed to head somewhere secluded to sort this out.
"Talking about flashing your tits!"
"They're really gonna pop out, you fucking bitch!!!!"
>—Bounce.
Liztina's outfit was a sexy qipao that exposed half her cleavage. That was the problem. As Karin dragged her, those massive tits jiggled wildly in every direction.
>—Bounce.
Her heavy breasts were on the verge of spilling out.
"Y-You crazy bitch! Outdoor tit exposure?!"
Karin was shocked by the sight but showed no intention of letting go. Liztina squeezed her thighs together to hold down the hem and used her hands to adjust her chest.
With only one hand free, she looked like she was struggling hard.
"Eek! You're the one making me do this!! Y-You! Do something about it, please!"
What was I supposed to do?!
"What the hell do you want me to do?!"
"My tits are gonna pop out! Help me!!!"
Sorry, but I couldn't do shit.
Karin ignored Liztina's increasingly tearful face and dragged us along like a fisherman reeling in fish.
In the end, Liztina's outfit was a total mess.
How much longer did Karin drag us like that? We finally arrived at a large, upscale inn. So this was the quiet place she had in mind!
"Sis, please calm down!"
"Karin! Stop, please!"
"Shut up!"
Karin stormed in and bounded up the stairs, finding an empty room with the door open. She hurled me and Liztina inside.
>—Thud!
"Kyaa!!"
"Gahk!!"
Liztina and I tumbled across the inn floor together.
Her skin was surprisingly soft. The skimpy qipao left little to the imagination, and I could smell her up close.
"Oof, sir! You can't do that!"
A staff member's voice rang out.
We deserved to get kicked out for this mess! But no way—we were better off causing chaos inside than out!
"How much?!"
"20 coppers!"
Karin pulled a silver coin from her pouch and tossed it to the staff.
"Rent the rooms on both sides for me too!"
"Got it!"
Money really did solve everything!
>—Bang!
After paying, Karin slammed the door shut and stood over us. Liztina and I finally got to our feet.
At least we were inside now... maybe they wouldn't go too nuts?
"Karin...! You mongrel bitch...!!!"
Liztina, her hair disheveled, glared at Karin and clenched her fists. No way they were gonna fight here too, right? As I moved to intervene, Karin spoke.
"You fucking bitch. Now that we're somewhere quiet, wanna explain yourself? And you too—tell me what the hell happened between you two. Before I lose my shit completely."
"Explain my ass, Karin! You're dead by my hand today!"
"Bring it! Let's end this!"
Liztina lunged at Karin after fixing her clothes, and Karin balled her fists to counter.
"Die, Karin!"
"You fucking bitch!"
Their outfits were pretty sexy, but the fight sure wasn't. The two women unleashed their qi, hurling punches and kicks at each other.
"You crazy bitches, calm down!!!!"
>—Rumble!
I unleashed all my inner mana and jumped between them. To calm Karin down, I'd probably have to take a hit myself.
"Get lost, you!"
"Stay back!"
The fight paused the moment I dove in. Both women were fully enraged.
"Ugh! Everyone calm down first, and Karin, just relax a bi—"
"—No, fucking side with me!"
As I tried to mediate, Karin glared at me and shouted. Side with someone? Right now, in the middle of this shitshow—
>—Karina's side!
She was right!
If I didn't side with my wife Karin, what was the point?! No matter what crazy shit Karin did, I was always on her side!
"You're right! Apologize right now, Liztina! No more of this nonsense!"
I immediately turned on Liztina, pointing and yelling. This was all her fault!
"What a load of bullshit! Karin! You think you can beat me here without your gauntlets?! I was caught off guard earlier, but keep this up and you're dead!"
"Ha! Without gauntlets you're dogshit! You're the one who's gonna die!"
"Uwaaak!!! The building's gonna collapse!"
Of course, there was no way I could stop their overpowered brawl. I got caught in the qi winds they kicked up and smashed into the wall.
>—Crack!
>—Boom!
Furniture was shattering in real time. Two prestigious guild masters scrapping indoors was pure destruction.
"Eek! Die, Karin!!!"
"The martial artists' guild is mine now, you cunt!!"
"Uwaaaaaak!!!"
The bare-knuckle brawl dragged on. Insults and fists flew, but no clear winner emerged—just time passing as they wrecked each other until they both calmed down, a total mess.
"..."
"..."
Their clothes were half-torn, hair a wild tangle—impossible to tell what the hell they'd been doing.
Anyway, now that they were calm, they silently glared at each other.
"...Sit down for now. Liztina."
"..."
When I spoke while looking into Liztina's eyes, she averted her gaze and primly sat on the intact part of the bed.
I righted a toppled chair and called to Karin.
"Karin, sit too."
"Hey, with big sis right—"
"Karin. You're calm now, so sit."
"Ugh..."
Karin obediently sat in the chair at my words.
"..."
An awkward silence settled in.
Ah, fuck... how the hell were we gonna sort this out? Barely any furniture left intact. Half the bed was smashed, desk and wardrobe unrecognizable.
This was gonna cost a fortune.
"Ah, fuck! More importantly! What the hell happened between my hubby and this bitch?! Spill it! And you—what's with seeing another woman's man's dick?!"
"Th-That was..."
Karin spoke first. Liztina looked a bit cowed when Karin yelled. In the end, it was all her fault.
That was exactly why Karin had snapped.
How was I supposed to explain this to big sis... I'd only thought about calming things down and hadn't considered her feelings.
"Karin. I'll explain, so calm down. Deep breaths. One, two. One, two."
I wrapped my arms around her shoulders and spoke calmly.
"..."
Karin glanced at my face, then looked away and shut her mouth.
"Sorry, Karin. I should've told you sooner. Earlier, I was just focused on calming you down. Sorry. Didn't know you'd get this mad."
She sighed.
"You idiot... Haa. Fine. I'm calmer now. Got too worked up... Sorry to big sis?"
"I'm really sorry right now."
"Good enough. Anyway, spill it. I'll listen."
"It's not a big deal, really..."
I confessed the secret between Liztina and me that I'd been hiding from Karin.
It really wasn't anything major.
Back in the day, we'd wrecked a gym in a brutal fight.
Our clothes got shredded, and I ended up seeing Liztina half-naked.
That was the start. Later, when we met again, she brought it up, saying it wasn't fair and forced me to drop my pants so she could see mine too. Luckily, Lisette busted in and smashed the door, stopping it midway.
"...That's how it happened."
We'd kept it secret. Both sides had face to save, and another fight like today would've been bad. Should've told her sooner.
"Y-You crazy bitch! What?! You saw mine, so I gotta see yours? Is that human?!"
Karin shot up and yelled at Liztina after hearing everything.
"That was unavoidable back then! Honestly, it was kinda fucked up!!!"
Liztina shot back, face flushed.
"Unavoidable my ass, you perverted bitch!! Does that even make sense?!"
"P-Perverted?! And don't you lecture me about common sense, Karin! You're the pervert, you fucking slut—getting pounded every night by that dick of yours! You're the most perverted one, you bitch!"
"Bullshit! You're the slut reeking of bitch in heat! Show your panties already, you cunt!"
No, fuck, they're at it again!
I blinked, and they were snarling at each other like mad!
"Why the hell should I?!"
"I saw your panties soaked earlier, you horny bitch! Daring to get wet over my man!"
"I didn't!!!! Don't make shit up!!!"
"Then prove it, you crazy pervert!"
Prove it!
Yes! That was the answer!
"Right, Liztina! Cry it out and prove your innocence!!!"
"What the fuck are you talking about!!!"