Chapter 538
Chapter 538
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Translator: MadScientist
Chapter: 538
Chapter Title: What the Hell Is This?
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After Coolcool devoured all the corpses of the death row inmates, there was a no-holds-barred showdown between goblin packs and orc packs, followed by non-lethal bouts where gladiators tested their skills against each other.
Both were pretty thrilling.
We wrapped up watching everything, grabbed a nice meal with Karin at a good spot, then strolled down the street arm in arm.
"Honestly, to really make it big here, you've gotta swim in deeper waters. I dunno exactly what paladins do, sis, but experience is everything anyway. Doesn't that mean hopping from place to place? Traveling helps no matter what you're doing."
"Yeah. Gotta broaden your horizons, right?"
"You got it."
Word was paladins get sent everywhere. Racking up that kind of experience would definitely sharpen all sorts of skills.
Nothing beats hands-on experience.
"I thought about ditching the mercenary life and wandering around myself, but ended up starting a guild instead. Well, it's not too late now. Like I said, you're welcome anytime, sis?"
Karin seemed to have made up her mind in favor.
"But Karin. Everything sounds great, but what about our house if we head to the capital? You furnished the whole place—what a waste."
"Just use it as a vacation home."
"Oh."
That solved it.
"Hey, hubby."
As we chatted and walked, Karin suddenly clung to me like she was hugging tight.
"I'm getting cold."
It'd been fine earlier, but apparently the chill had set in. I stretched out my arm and gripped her bare shoulder.
"Head back?"
"Not yet. Let's warm up somewhere first. Just the two of us."
"This sis?"
Looked like she wanted some alone time before going home. Time to give this sis a good rubdown.
"We need our couple moments sometimes. Honestly, with four women around, even sis wants to hog you now and then, you cute little shit."
"Heh heh. Guess I can let you monopolize me then."
Karin snatched my wrist like she'd been waiting and started dragging me along. Right as we moved, her steps halted.
"Huh? Who do we have here!"
She shouted like she'd spotted something delightful.
Who was it?
"Karin!"
What flashed by was long, sky-blue hair.
In the direction Karin had yelled, there stood Liztina. Dressed in her usual qipao and high heels, a fur scarf draped around her neck, she was glaring daggers at Karin.
Running into her here, of all places.
Mariel didn't seem to be around.
Out solo?
"Liztina! Great to see you! Been a while!"
She'd told me last time to use her name, so I called her Liztina and waved. Figured we'd exchange quick greetings and bounce, but Karin dropped my hand and headed her way. I followed right after.
"If it isn't Isvant's prime spinster!"
"Karin sis?"
Karin, looking a bit pumped, hollered it like she was teasing. Oh yeah—they weren't on great terms.
"You two...!"
Liztina flushed red, her face twisting in irritation.
"Kyahaha! Hey, hey. Spinster guildmaster, fucking ages. Anyway, check this out?"
"...What am I supposed to be seeing, Karin?"
Suddenly, Karin wrapped her arm around my waist.
"This is my husband!"
"This sis really..."
This sis was totally fired up. I was starting to feel embarrassed. Liztina looked the same—her face crumpling in real time.
"Tch. I know. Childishly bragging with that?"
Liztina crossed her arms and clicked her tongue.
Her massive tits perched right on top, standing out. I'd told Karin before about running into Liztina once and somehow her catching a glimpse down there.
"Damn right I brag. Something martial artist guildmaster over here lacks. Spinster might not get it without a man, but you gotta flaunt this."
As Karin nodded along, Liztina's face burned even redder.
"Ugh...! What does some guy know to brag like that...! Is that all you've got? So damn tacky! Strutting just 'cause you popped your cherry!"
"Kyahaha! Tacky? Says the bitch fapping like crazy every night? How's it going lately? Hand bro treating you good?"
Karin went full sex drip, grinning slyly as she threw blatant shade. When the hell was I supposed to step in?
"You're the one getting plowed balls-deep in bed every night—what right you got to yap! That's exactly what makes you tacky, you Karin slut!"
"Wait, how'd you know I'm getting plowed? Didn't peg you for a stalker. Spinster blowing off steam that way?"
"I didn't! You're the lowlife, Karin!"
Fuming, Liztina jabbed a finger and screeched.
"Lowlife how?"
"Lowlife how! Every night in bed... ge-getting fu-fucking... plowed..."
She tried defending herself, but her face just got redder. Made sense—it was embarrassing. Her voice trailed off quieter.
"...No! Fuck! Why the hell am I even talking this crap, Karin! No business? Piss off! Quit scratching at me!"
"Got business."
"What business?"
Mentioning business, Karin marched right up to Liztina. Liztina strode forward too, no backing down.
Smack!
Their jutting tits crashed together rough. Like sizing up battle power with boobs, shoving chest-to-chest while trading fiery glares.
What the actual fuck!
"Sis, chill! Please! Kids are staring!"
"Hubby, hang back a sec."
"You hang back!"
I tried breaking it up best I could, but taking on both was impossible from the start.
"So, Karin. What's this business? If it's pointless shit-talk, color me disappointed... you flat-chest bitch."
"Bullshit? Mine look bigger, you inverted-nipple bitch?"
"Wh-what the fuck! Why would I have inverted nipples, you psycho bitch!"
"Stung a nerve? Knew it seemed likely, kya! Inverted-nipple guildmaster confirmed!"
Every damn time, I couldn't keep up with these women. Felt the same back when they went at it tooth and nail. Was conversation impossible without hitting below the belt?
They kept shoving upper bodies with their racks while yapping.
"You fucking bitch... shut it. Business. Spit it."
"Business, huh. Well, as your life senior now, figured I'd drop some advice."
"Don't need jack from a slut like you."
Karin smirked, and Liztina scoffed like it was ridiculous.
"Nah, you wanna hear this. It's the most important part."
"What?"
"...You know?"
"Know what?"
Suddenly, Karin leaned to Liztina's ear, whispering all secretive. I sidled up close to catch it.
"You know? My hubby's cock is fucking huge? Jealous much? Bet it's bigger than your nightly fap toy? Straight-up horse dick."
Fuck no! This sis!
"H-horse dick... ugh... spewing more trash talk..."
Liztina winced in shame at the words.
"Something our inverted-nipple spinster guildmaster won't see her whole life. Yup. That's the advice. Cruel to let you cling to pipe dreams—better face reality early. That personality? Spinster forever."
This sis was loving it.
"Advice my ass... and won't see? Already did. Fu-fucking huge, yeah..."
Huh?
What the fuck?
"What?"
Karin's eyes bugged out. No, you crazy bitch! I'd buried that! Blurting it out like this!
"What the fuck? How'd you see my hubby's cock?"
"Ah."
Liztina panicked and glanced my way.
"Ah... th-that..."
She trailed off, couldn't continue.
Fucking hell!
"Hubby?"
She whipped around and grabbed my shoulder.
"No way... Tell me I'm wrong."
"Wrong about what?"
"Hubby, you fuck this bitch behind sis's back?"
"No!! What kinda bullshit is that!!!"
Karin spouted nonsense—I nearly rocketed home! What the hell kinda misunderstanding! I rushed to clear it up, but she roared at Liztina instead!
"Fuck what is this! Spill! You whore! What'd you do to my hubby!!"
"Why flip out... no! Wasn't me! He showed when I asked! Hahaha! Karin! Your man's just that type! Real keeper!"
Crazy bitch!
"You dare!!!"
Raging, Karin lunged at Liztina. Had to stop this!
"No, Karin!! It's a misunderstanding—calm down!! And guildmaster! Why drag me into this!"
I latched onto Karin's body as she charged and chewed out Liztina. Never meant to show jack—all her fault, never dreamed it'd flip like this.
"What'd I do wrong! I went easy on guildmaster as it was!"
"Ugh...!"
She yelled back, biting her lip and glaring at me.
"..."
"Guildmaster?"
Her gaze felt off—weird vibe. Face beet red, like she was blaming me.
This couldn't be!
She'd cooked up guilt in her head that didn't exist!
"Th-this...!"
Tried calling her out again, but Karin yanked my shoulder harder and shoved her face in Liztina's.
"Hey, hey. Liztina, hold up. What's that?"
"...What?"
Liztina muttered low.
"What... that."
Karin toyed with her lips, trailing off.
"Bitch-in-heat face."
"B-bitch?!"
What the hell!
Liztina lost it at the slur, and Karin pounced like she'd hit gold, jabbing a finger and closing three steps.
"Gotcha, bitch! You slut! Horny for my hubby!"
"Wh-what bullshit, Karin!! Quit the psycho rant!! Enough crazy talk!!"
"No bullshit, you stank-ass bitch! Face screams bitch! Saw hubby's dick and now drooling over it? Huh? You lost it!"
"Who the fuck's horny—shut your trap! Cut the vulgar lies unless you wanna die!"
"Bullshit fuck! Hey! Drop them panties! Bet you're gushing cunt juice! Bitch stench hitting here, you fuck!"
Karin bellowed and lunged, roughly hiking up Liztina's qipao hem.
"Kyaa, kyaaaak?!?!?!"
Liztina naturally fought back, clamping her legs and desperately shoving Karin's hand away. For a split second, I glimpsed red, skimpy string panties. No, not the time!
"Ka-Karin!!! Don't! Stop! Stop it, you crazy fuck!! Let go now! You too—do something! Hurry!!!"
"Uwaaaaaah!!! Karin!!! Calm the fuck downnn!!!"
I'd been half-watching awkwardly, but this shitshow had to end. I screamed bloody murder, surged my inner mana, and threw every ounce of my beefed-up strength into prying Karin off Liztina before she could check those panties.
"Hey, hubby! Let go! You fuck, sis and you gotta talk later! Eh? Bitch in red panties? But the edge is wet—"
"Shut the fuck up!!!!"
"Oof, Karin! Kids are watching!!!"
Passersby gawked like some riot had broken out. I bellowed like a maniac.
"Show's over!!! Get lost!!!"
My roar startled them into scampering off. But I couldn't shoo everyone. I immediately glued myself to Karin's body.